[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Golden Thriller

The noon sun shines on the top, and in the desert, the sand and stones are removed at a glance, and it is a cactus. There should be no people, but a figure appeared on the horizon in the distance, accompanied by the sound of the engine, and raised a wave Array of sandy soil.

Such strong sunlight made Sirelle drowsy, sitting on the back seat of the motorcycle lazily lying on Joseph's back, wrapping her arms around Joseph's waist to prevent him from falling.

The locomotive Joseph was driving was not slow, and his expression could not be seen clearly with goggles on, but the smile on the corner of his mouth could not be concealed.

So... so soft... I noticed that Srelle's breasts were not small before, but now I know the real size only when I get so close... No, no!What are you thinking!Grandpa Spitwagen's body can't be found, and I'm still thinking about it!

It seemed that some stone was crushed, the locomotive shook, and the people behind instinctively hugged him even tighter, making Joseph even more rigid, happy and in pain, oh well... who can stand this!

Siller, who was half asleep and half awake, didn't know how long it had been since she felt that the pillow in front of her suddenly disappeared. She opened her eyes dimly, and she was still sitting on the motorcycle. After looking around, she found that the pillow was not far away. Standing against one person.

enemy?Seeing the stranger standing on tiptoe on the cactus, Shrell frowned.

"Oh? Your girlfriend has woken up..." Dorovin, who was about to kidnap Joseph, immediately changed his target, "You are a beautiful lady! If you kidnap her, you should be able to catch her without a fight!" He rushed towards Shreller.

"Be careful!" Ordinary people would think that these words were spoken to Serile, who is a woman, and Dorovan also thought so, and with an arrogant face, he picked up the dagger and stabbed Serile.

But when Sirelle waved lightly, and his right hand holding the dagger together with his right arm directly said goodbye to his body and landed on the sand not far away, Dorovan finally realized that Joseph's words just now were actually true. He said it to himself, what kind of monster did he encounter!Fear pierced his eyes, and the severe pain gradually spread, causing him to clutch his arms and scream.

Joseph was also taken aback by Shreller's move. Did he break his arm with just one swipe?Although he knew that Srile was not an ordinary person, he did not expect to be as strong as a pervert!

"Stop, stop! Don't kill him, I have something to ask!" Joseph hurriedly stopped him, lest Shreller kill him.

"Hurry up...Joseph...I still want to sleep for a while..." The veil above the head cast a shadow on Sirelle's face, the golden eyes were a bit dull due to squinting, and the red lips were slightly pursed to express dissatisfaction , and circled her hands empty in front of her face, indicating that she wanted to hug a pillow.

Shrell's movements directly reminded Joseph of the touch on his back just now, coupled with the woman's completely unconscious little movements, the dry air in the desert made him swallow.

Hastily stopped the bleeding of Dorovin's wound, and learned from him that Spitwagen was still alive and in the hands of the German army, so he threw him here and left in the dust.

Streller, who got the pillow again, fell into a light sleep. Fearing that Spitwagen would suffer from the German army, Joseph sped up the speed, but the touch from behind made him want to open for a while, so that his heart After much suffering, he finally reached his destination.

The building in front is where the German army is located. Joseph stopped the locomotive, and they would hear the sound of the engine when he drove forward. He looked at Srelle, who was still lying on his back.

Sure enough, it would be better to keep her here. The base of the German army is not so easy to enter. The locomotive stopped under a coconut tree, and Joseph, who was about to act alone, was pulled by his wrist.

"Are you going to abandon me?" Srile was still quite energetic when he was not exposed to the sun.

"The front is where the German army is. I'm going to sneak in. It's not appropriate to take you with me." Joseph raised his hand, motioning for her to let go.

Shrell did not let go, "Aren't you going to save people? Isn't it faster if we go in and save people?" Why do you sneak in when you have a high force value?

"..." Wouldn't he be killed on the spot if he broke in... Joseph thought about his lines, "How should I put it... Your method is only suitable for you and not for me."

"Are you afraid of being killed by them?" Shreller thought about Joseph's words, as if that meant it, and then frowned, "Do you think I have no ability to protect you? I will follow you and will not let you die Yes." I must have been underestimated.

Joseph was stunned, what should I do... He was touched by this sentence... Then he was helpless with her brain circuit, "Ahem, I didn't mean that, I know you are strong, but how can I be a man?" Let the woman protect..."

These words made Shrell frowned even deeper, thinking about the humans he knew 5000 years ago, "Why do you humans have more and more rules..."

"...You just said that you are not a human!" Joseph felt that since he met Sirelle, he had become a joker. After knowing that she was not a vampire, he thought she was just strong. It's just human beings, so are there other humanoid creatures in this world?

Forget it, let’s talk about it later, if you delay for a minute now, Grandpa Spitwagen might be tortured more cruelly inside.

"Anyway, I'm going to find a way to sneak in now, so you don't have to fight against me." Joseph observed the gate of the building over there through the binoculars.There were only two gatekeepers over there, so it was not difficult to pass. He saw that the two lecherous guards were hard for the ladies who wanted to go in. Since they were lecherous, it was easy to handle.

Joseph curled his lips into a smile, and then searched in his backpack, while Shrell watched curiously as he took out a pink dress and some items he didn't recognize.

Picking up a transparent bottle, Srile sniffed it suspiciously, and could smell a faint fragrance from the crack in the lid: "What is this? It's a wonderful fragrance..." As he spoke, he pulled off the top lid, and there was no Open.

"It's just perfume, my casual prop, oh, that one is unscrewed." Joseph said casually, grabbed the skirt and put it on himself. After putting it on, he turned his back and took off his pants on the spot.

"Do you like this type of clothes?" Shreller looked at the pink tutu skirt on Joseph's body. After all, in the last era she came into contact with, it was normal for men to wear skirts, but she had never seen one in this color. , and then saw Joseph taking bottles and cans to smear on his face.

"How could I like this! Just now I saw that the guard let women in, so it's better to change into women's clothes."

Only then did Joseph turn around, with blush on his cheeks and those flaming red lips, so coquettish, the headdress clipped on his hair swayed back and forth with Joseph's movements.

Then Joseph pursed his lips on purpose, and narrowed his voice, "How is it? Is she beautiful?"

"Pfft...hahahahaha..." Although she doesn't know much about the events of this era, but looking at Joseph like this, Shreller feels an inexplicable sense of joy. She hasn't been so happy since the death of her clansman. laughed.

The pair of eyes that were very intimidating when they were serious are now bent because of laughter, and the lines of the whole face have become softer. Although I have seen Srile's smile before, it was just the corners of the lips, but now is laughing.

Joseph suppressed the strange feeling in his heart and put his face on his hips: "What are you laughing at! Isn't it pretty?"

Does it look good?Shrell blinked, and began to think about this question seriously. If he wanted to ask Joseph if he was good-looking, he just had to look at his eyes to know that his appearance was not bad. The starry sky with aurora is very similar to the starry sky thousands of years ago.

"It's pretty." Shreller said.

"Let me just say, I'm still very confident!" Joseph looked smug, "Aren't you sleepy? Just sleep here, and I'll come back after saving someone."

"No, I still want to follow you."

"...Oh, I beg you, aunt, I'm doing business!" What kind of trouble did I get into...

In the end, the result of the discussion was that Joseph compromised. People with high force values ​​always have more room to speak. The two walked to the gate of the German army base in such a generous way. Of course, Joseph was still wearing women's clothing.

"I brought tequila, can you let me in?" Joseph's charming expression made Siri almost laugh again.

"Raise your hands! If you dare to move, I will shoot you!" Seeing Joseph's appearance, the two German guards immediately raised their guns to be vigilant.

"Why, why are you doing this all of a sudden~" Joseph stepped forward with a face full of shyness.

"It's not that your appearance is too suspicious! Shoot!"

"Don't stop, I just don't move!" Joseph quickly raised his hands, with a look of unwillingness on his face, "Damn it, as expected of the German army, they can actually see through my women's clothing!"

"Idiot! You can see it at a glance! It's disgusting!"

"How can there be a woman as tall as you, with muscles all over her body! Don't you look in the mirror first? You idiot!" The two German soldiers complained, completely unaware of how dangerous their situation was.

"What!? Srile clearly said it looks good! It's because you are not good at aesthetics!" Joseph looked angry.

Shrell, who was standing behind Joseph, stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, "So your solution won't work, let me do it."

"Big...big beauty!" The eyes of the two who saw Srile immediately widened.

"Hey...you don't want to kill them directly..." He was just here to save people, and it would be very troublesome to kill the German army.

Shrell didn't say anything, just stared into the eyes of those two people, and then they stood still, "Come on, let's go in."

"Is that all right?" Joseph poked playfully at the two people who were standing there dumbfounded, but there was no reaction. "Damn it, you actually said my women's clothes are disgusting!"

"If you get hit hard, you will wake up." Hearing what Shreller said, Joseph, who was about to beat them up to relieve his anger, let go of his hand hanging in the air.

The aesthetics of the German army is really bad, but Srelle has a good eye. Thinking about it this way, Joseph looks at Srelle more and more pleasing to the eye.

He cleaned up their military uniforms and put them on himself. Joseph looked at Srile, who was standing beside him, and said, "There is one more, and you can wear it too. I think you are quite tall, so you can definitely wear it." wear."

Joseph's "looks pretty tall", it's really a bit high, and Sirelle who is over 1.8 meters can completely support the general uniform.

"Why do you always have to do these unnecessary things? If you don't want to break in, I can hypnotize them." Besides, she doesn't want to wear other people's clothes. Her own clothes were given to her by her clan, so she cherishes them very much.

"There are a lot of people inside, how many people can you hypnotize at most?"

It was rare for Srile to choke on these words, and she could only hypnotize three or four at a time, after all, she had to look into the other person's eyes, and there were too many people and she couldn't see it.

"...my clothes are a gift from my tribe, I can't change them..."

"I didn't tell you to change it! Just put the military uniform on." Joseph always felt that if the ink continued, the two people who were hypnotized would wake up, "I promised to bring you in, and then I have to listen to me." !"

"All right……"

——to be continued

The author has something to say:

My favorite tequila girl is here!You are so beautiful! (????ω????)

In fact, I don’t know that the skirts and cosmetics are all brought, Er Qiao’s four-dimensional small backpack

This locomotive is one of the rare vehicles that has not been destroyed hahahaha

And I sang the most coquettish OP(:3_ヽ)_Please forgive my bad Japanese