Do whatever you want [football]

Why does Wenger have a special magic for many young players?

After this day, Randall understood, because he is very good at talking, and he can say things that make young players' hearts move!

Randall touched his heart after he walked into the player tunnel, and his words moved people's hearts. The professor really is a master of abduction.

Seeing his movements, Alan Shearer immediately asked a little nervously: "What's wrong? Are you uncomfortable?"

Randall shook his head slightly, he just smiled and asked Ajion: "Do you think this is a good match?"

Hiller nodded without hesitation: "If you hadn't run fast just now, you wouldn't have been able to run."

The reporters in the mixed area, behind the goal, and in the media area were already ready to interview him after the "post-match", but Alan Shearer thought in his heart, if you win today, you can't hide tomorrow, sooner or later To be caught by these media.

It was a good game. Randall smiled. He put Shearer on the shoulders and went back to the visiting team's locker room. The Arsenal staff he met on the way were all greeting him, or driving him away. joke--

"Randall, gunner for one day, gunner for life. Today is not over yet, don't go to the wrong locker room!"

"Man, the green field is your home, and Arsenal is your right choice!"

"A great game!"

"Although you took away 3 points, you also led us to victory."

These words filled Randall's heart, which made him greet every staff member with a smile, although Hiller beside him was about to burst into anger...

No, he doesn't have that much hair on his crown either.

When he returned to the locker room, he saw Pintus throwing his mobile phone over and said: "Your mobile phone has been ringing, oh, the most incoming calls are the two Sirs. I think no matter which one is enough, it will give you a headache. "

Only the boys who didn't play today are left in the locker room, such as the last player Randle wants to see at the moment: Irving.

"Hahahahahaha!" Owen immediately took the lead in laughing at Randall, pointing to his face and said: "The face changes instantly, it's amazing, he deserves to be a man who has made a movie."

Randall couldn't do anything about this guy, because Shearer beside him kept patting his head with his hand, "Have a headache? I don't know what to do? I can't answer the phone? You're going to die? If you dare to show off You have to think about the consequences of being in the limelight!"

Of course, Shearer immediately spurned Arsenal, "Their fans are shameless! This becomes their family? You are still a Manchester United fan!"

After he finished speaking, he felt a slip of the tongue, and Randall looked at him with despair.

Although there are quite a few people who know about it now, you can't directly publicize it in the locker room, right?

At this moment, Randall's cell phone rang again, and he glanced at it, feeling a little embarrassed.

Go outside to answer it, it is very likely to be photographed by the media, especially the content of this call may be too explosive.If he picks it up in the locker room, his majesty as a coach will be disgraced.

He originally had a third option, which was to "not pick up"!

But... But it seems that the consequences are more serious.

What can he do, he can only answer the phone, the moment the call is connected, he does not start to yell at the other party, and immediately enters the complaint mode shamelessly: "Sir! I was cheated by Wenger! Their staff actually Wear me an Arsenal shirt!"

Hiller: →_→

Owen: →_→

Tell Ferguson about Wenger's situation, yes, really yes, they can learn from this shameless spirit.

Ferguson on the opposite side didn't seem to expect that he could be so shameless, and paused for a few seconds before venting: "You eat too much pig's head meat, do you have a pig's brain now? They give you, you dare to wear it? You Why play with Cesc Fabregas! Wouldn’t it be great to play them 8-0? And explain to me why you played against Arsenal at the end of the game! Why don’t I know about your relationship with Wenger So good?"

Pork head meat, pig brain...

Randall thought, Sir, you are still very concerned about my private life. This must have been revealed by Nesta. Our lambs don’t eat pork heads.

His face was already disgraced, and Randall didn't look at the playful eyes of Irving and Shearer. After briefly explaining the reason, he tentatively said: "If you are not happy, we can organize a friendly match together next summer. Our team Solano is returning to Chile next season..."

"We'll talk about that later!" The angry Ferguson didn't say anything, because his status in Manchester United was not just a coach, nor was Wenger.

So Wenger will propose to build a stadium, and save money for it; Ferguson also likes all business activities, as long as he can collect money and fans, and expand Manchester United's fan base.

But Ferguson was still angry!

In the following, he still angrily "taught" Randall for ten minutes, a full ten minutes!

It was at this time that Randall heard a faint fruity English voice on the other end of the phone, "Boss, has he gone to take a shower?"

Ferguson seemed to suddenly realize it, and then he taught him a few words before hanging up the phone.

Randall's heart was full of emotion!

God!My male god is indeed an angel!

But after dealing with Ferguson and the old Robson, fortunately, the latter has a relatively gentle personality. After Randall explained what happened, he left a sentence that made Randall think about it: "Let's have an interview when you return to Newcastle."

It's better to spray him!

He put down the phone resentfully, and all the players who were going to take a shower came out, obviously hearing how he was "blown" by the "hairdryer" in the air. (It's really a "cordless hair dryer.") Also heard how he tried to fool old Robson with his rhetoric.

The majesty of the coach... Where is it...

But before he could feel any more emotion, Modric pushed him to the bathroom to take a shower, confiscated his mobile phone by the way, and didn't even give him a chance to get a change of clothes.

In the end, it was Marcelo who brought him the toiletries and let him take a bath.

The aftermath of this "post-match" is obviously not as simple as these two phone calls. After he came out of the shower, he saw Allegri fulfilling his duties as an assistant coach and helping him to the post-match press conference. came back.

Ah Jiong looked at Randall, who was wearing a bath towel around his waist and was wiping his long black hair. The curly hair has now turned into a straight black Randall, and said to him with a wry smile: "Randall! Next time It’s up to you to go by yourself.”

Ah Jiong is an honest person. When he himself was the coach, he always said one thing and said another. Under normal circumstances, he would never fool reporters. He was as sincere as he wanted, super straightforward.

It can also be regarded as a rare treasure among football coaches.

His skill is still difficult to parry those media in Italy, let alone in England.

Randall knew it well, and as soon as the towel was thrown away, he patted him on the shoulder and said, "Thank you! I'll treat you to dinner in a few days!"

Shearer quit immediately!I heard!

Pintus and the Italians have mixed with a bunch of wealthy families and said that their English is very good, and they heard it too!

Owen, Ballack and Nesta immediately revolted, we won the ball, why not our share!Especially Nesta, whose eyes looked at Randall like knives.

Randall smiled. If you can make everyone happy with a meal, why not? "The schedule for the past few days is a bit tight. When we finish playing Spartak Moscow and win Portsmouth, I will give everyone three days off, and I will also prepare a whole lamb feast for everyone to have a good time together."

Whole sheep feast?

Nesta thought of the roast whole lamb in Wales, and immediately asked with bright eyes: "Is it the roast lamb we eat in Wales?"

"No! It must be a bunch of sheep!" Barack said.

Immediately, discussions in the locker room were in full swing. Owen also asked what the roast whole lamb tasted like. Only Messi looked complicated——

Wasn't that the time when he was cheering for his teammates on the bench, while his BOSS brought the Magic Flute and Tony and they ate roast whole lamb in Wales, and took a lot of photos and uploaded them on Facebook?

Randall was caught by the magic flute to blow his hair. Because the two were close, he pinched Messi's face. Sure enough, the dumpling was still soft and tender.

"Don't worry, it's absolutely delicious. Speaking of which, your father gave me a few recipes two days ago, and I can cook you some Argentine-style dishes when I come back this time," Randall said.

Although Messi's father, Old Messi, is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he is indeed a good father who cares for his son.

He originally wanted to take Messi home last month, but his son is still a poor speaker, and he doesn't want to move in with his father. Of course, this may also be because the old Messi recently had a date. female companion.

Seeing the old Messi's lonely expression after being rejected by his son, Randall asked him to prepare a few recipes.

The old Messi prepared for a month before sending the recipe to him. The various dosages are clear and clear. It should be sent to him after several attempts.

Messi's eyes lit up instantly, and he nodded vigorously!

They did not return to Newcastle immediately, but went straight to the airport, because they were going to Moscow to play the fifth round of the Champions League group stage.

Russia is a magical land, and fans who have watched the World Cup in 18 should have experienced this.

This year, two teams in the Russian Super League have qualified for the Champions League. One is the veteran giants, CSKA Moscow.Randall thought about Akinfeev, who was only 20 years old and had been the main goalkeeper for two years.

The other team is their group opponent, Spartak Moscow.

Newcastle has won a big victory at home, and it has been determined that the group will qualify first. This game is not important for Newcastle, but it is different for the home team.

Currently in Group B, Newcastle have won 4 games with 12 points, Inter Milan has 4 points, Sporting Lisbon has 3 points and Spartak Moscow has 3 points.

This round of Inter Milan will face Sporting Lisbon at home. This is a battle of revenge for Inter Milan. If they beat Sporting Lisbon, they will join hands with Newcastle to qualify. The fate of Sporting Lisbon and Spartak Moscow depends on them Who can seize the opportunity and win the remaining two rounds——

The third place in the group can move to the Europa League, but the fourth place in the group can only go home!

But Moscow in late November is a nightmare for any rich and powerful team. Not only do they have to play in the ice and snow, but they also play on an artificial pitch, and they also have to endure the provocations of the opposing fans...

The away game of the Russian team in the Champions League has never been easy to play!

Randall and the players took the airport, got on the bus, and then the players began to rest until they boarded the special plane and stayed at the local hotel late at night.

After a long journey, the players fell into a dark dream after receiving the massage from the physiotherapists. How can they care about the outside world's views on the "two games" that just ended?

Because of this, when I woke up the next morning, Randall was stunned when he brushed his teeth for a consultation——

"Kicker": Randall came off the bench to help the Gunners draw with the Magpies 3:3!

The Times: Randall = Director?Chairman?coach?One of his talented players!

"Guardian" Wenger: Randall is a genius among geniuses. He chose to become a coach just because he is so much better than other talents.

"L'Equipe": Create two goals in 15 minutes?The data can't prove Randall's greatness!

"Bild": The stars are shining, Randall is crowned king!

"Independent" Allegri: "Post-match" is only for Cesc Fabregas!

"Manchester Evening News" Ferguson: Randall is undoubtedly a talent, he should become a player.Gunner for one day, gunner for life?Are Arsenal going to copy our slogan?If one day Randall wants to join a team other than the Magpies, there are only two possibilities: England!Manchester United!

……

Even though Randall has been battle-tested for a long time, he never expected that he would have such a big battle after a "post-match".

He had just finished brushing his teeth when Mendes called.

Dear readers, do you remember the agent who always left the door?The appearance rate hit a new low, so Mr. Men couldn't bear to spray his clients.

Of course, his spraying skills cannot be compared with Sir Alex Ferguson's, because although Randall is not the cash cow of the door, he is also the most special one among all the customers of the door. For example, before Randall actually hinted that he would attack Ozil!

Can such customers be measured by Jinqiang?Can!Can!

Landauer was obediently listened to by the lord's anger, and the opposite door always went in with his left ear and out of his right ear. After the door came to an end, he concluded: "Jorge, you just blame me for not telling you? In fact, I I don’t want to be a player either. Of course, I think what you said is also very reasonable. If you don’t say it, I don’t know that our official account has so many fans.”

He does not have his own Facebook account, and is active in the accounts of the lambs and players at home, and of course the official account of the club.

Magpie's official account gained millions of fans overnight. Even if he used to have tens of millions of fans, he was still shocked by this number.

Because they are just Newcastle, football is not the entertainment industry, and now the player with the most fans in the world is Kaka.

Although Randall doesn't want to be a player, he wants to make fans of the Magpies!Even the attention of passers-by fans can increase Newcastle's popularity, so why not do it?

This made him already have several plans in his mind. After he discussed with Mendes, the door on the other end of the phone was always stunned——

He never thought that there would be such talents among his fans!

Not just the super rich!handsome!The coaching is awesome, and you can also "I can do it, I can do it!" I have gained a bunch of knees, but I can still market?

"I think there is nothing wrong with your several plans. It would be good to have a friendly match with Manchester United in the summer. Of course, it is not impossible to discuss with the FA to move the Community Shield to China." Mr. Men suddenly realized when he said this. I'm not here to be your commercial director!He immediately told Randall, "Burberry and Aston Martin want to renew your contract..."

Randall listened patiently to him, and did not refuse to renew his contract with Aston Martin. As for Burberry, he declined, and gave the reason: "The club is now cooperating with TomFord."

Mendes understands that he wants his image and the club to be a whole.

If it is other clubs, he does not recommend this. After all, he is a coach and does not need to wear a "uniform" in public like a player, but Newcastle belongs to Randall. They are a whole, so the club's partners and individuals Sponsor alignment is smarter.

Mendes made a record in the notebook he carried with him, and tentatively said: "Randall, the winter window is about to begin, do you have any signing goals?"

Randall was shocked, the signing target?

Of course!

First of all, he will get Navas back!