Do whatever you want [football]

Although Randall saw Alonso, Brother Long was exceptionally handsome today, which made him particularly pleasing to the eye——

Alonso was put on the bench by Benitez today!

There can only be one reason why such a good player can be placed on the bench, injury.

This made Randall feel relieved. After all, he was not the only one suffering, and Benitez's life was no better than him!

After Benitez walked out of the player tunnel, he opened a black long straight-handled umbrella, a typical British man's choice, black enough and big enough to cover Benitez's whole body in the umbrella.

However, Master Bei did not expect Randall to wear a raincoat today. This style of painting is quite fashionable. After all, British rain gear is not ugly, and even if Benitez has no taste in fashion, he can tell Randall is Burberry all over his body, and he wants to know that he is fulfilling his responsibility as a spokesperson.

Randall didn't wear a hat, and now he looks like a drowned chicken. All his hair was combed back by his fingers, revealing a smooth forehead. When shaking hands with him, he smiled apologetically: "Sorry, Rafa , my hands are wet."

If you were a different person, you might think that the kid in front of you is putting on a show and pretending to be cool, but Master Bei likes Randall very much.

Not because of Randall's skills, but because Randall loves football enough. As for how the master came up with this theory, and how he was abused 5 times in 4 matches with the Magpies in a natural year (this is the 5th time ), can still praise Randall, and only the master himself knows how high the evaluation is.

At this moment, the master really understood Randall, he smiled sincerely and held Randall's hand firmly, "No, Randall, I can feel your enthusiasm for football, and I can also feel that you want to be with him. Fight like the players."

This is indeed an amazing coach, Randall sighed in his heart, and said naughtily: "Rafa, I just wish I could give you a big hug, yes, that's what I think."

As a result, the master Bei in front of him immediately threw away the umbrella, and gave him a big hug with open arms. Randall was taken aback, and then hugged him back forcefully.

Although Benitez was instantly chilled by the rain, he picked up the umbrella himself, wiped the rain on his face lightly, and said to Randall: "Randall, my heart is with you , but I am no longer young, you are a good boy."

Although Randall was still smiling at the moment, he was getting nervous in his heart.

Grandmaster!Master, be merciful!The so-called speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart!You passionate Spaniard should stop being with me/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

My countrymen will definitely make fun of our "special friendship", I promise!

At this moment, the fourth official also came over. Randall and Benitez shook hands with the already wet fourth official respectively, thanking him for his dedication to this game.

At this moment, whether it was the players on the field, the coaches on both sides, or the coach and the referee team, they all showed friendship in the rain. After guessing the side, Liverpool got the ball, and the referee blew the start of the game. whistle.

In this game, Benitez changed teams again. If this tactical madman starts every game the same as the previous few times, he will definitely make headlines, and everyone will not be surprised.

This time Benitez has returned to the 442 formation. This may be due to the lack of Alonso, and Benitez wants to strengthen the control of the midfield, so he sent Sisok, the "minesweeper". "And Mascherano escorted Gerrard, plus a Pennant, obviously seeking to stabilize the midfield.

Benitez's tactics are actually very interesting. Randall likes to study him. For example, some time ago, the master actually used a wonderful lineup of 343. In order to solve the problem of weak forwards, Bellamy and Ke Rauch and Didier also rely on their strong midfielders, Mascherano and Sissoko are good at intercepting, Alonso is the team's metronome, and Gerrard is good at attacking and defending...

But obviously in Benitez's mind, such a lineup can only cope with the mid-lower teams. Facing the Magpies who have never lost this season and Randall, who he has never won, the master chose to be prudent.

However, Liverpool did not play steadily in this game. Benitez also encouraged two full-backs to plug in today.

Here we are going to talk about Liverpool's two full-backs, Finnan and Riise.

Finnan is also a member of the star-studded football generation 76. He is 31 years old this year. Although Alvaro Arbeloa, who is trained by Real Madrid, has challenged his position, the veteran still relies on His steady performance put Arbeloa on the bench. He can advance, attack, retreat and defend. He is a reassuring veteran.

As for Riise, Alan Smith, who is currently sitting on the bench, may be more impressed with him. A free kick by the heavy gunner ruined his leg and almost ruined his career.

However, with the decline in explosive power, Riise, who focuses on offense and light defense, is no longer Benitez's first choice.

Benitez sent him on the field in this game, most likely because he wanted to use Riise's long-range shooting ability and his heavy artillery to deter the defensive players to make a fuss.Speaking of which, Liverpool is also a team full of long-range shooting monsters. Gerrard, Riise, Agger, and Alonso are all long-range shooting masters.Of course, Newcastle also has a lot of long-range shooting masters.

Randall roughly understood Benitez's thinking today after watching the game for a few minutes. He raised his eyebrows in the rain. He admitted that Benitez's pre-match preparations were really meticulous and thoughtful. The idea is also very special, but I did think of the point——

It is more difficult to control the ball in the heavy rain than usual, and the speed of the players will also drop accordingly. It is difficult for Ribery and Messi to fly with both wings, so at this time, encourage the two full-backs to advance forward and actively compress theirs. Space is indeed a very good idea.

But he knew that it was raining today and he didn't change the starting lineup, so it's not that he hasn't thought about this issue.

The short passes of our players are very good. Even if it is more difficult to control the ball, it is relatively easier to play the game he wants than the ball floating around in the air.

Anyway, there are two sides to the matter. It remains to be seen who wins the battle in the rain.

Allegri was worried at first, and after watching for a few minutes he admitted that it was not unreasonable for Randall to insist on not changing the lineup and playing like this, because they made significantly fewer mistakes, but the reason why they said they were significantly fewer was also compared to Liverpool. , Only watched for a few minutes, this game is Newcastle's most turnovers this season.

In the icy rain, Messi dribbled the ball and encountered Riise's interception again.

Although Riise's skills are a bit rough and he is better at attacking, but that is compared to his offense. He was tricked by Messi with his classic croquettes at the beginning of the game. In the heavy rain, Messi also has sufficient confidence in his skills!

Messi has stopped the ball at his feet for more than a second, which is a bit abnormal for him. In this second, Riise cooperated with his light shaking and followed up to make corresponding defensive actions. Messi started the next second. , he actually made a fake move on the upper body to deceive Riise, and at the same time, he used his right foot against his foot to send the ball to Owen's feet in the middle!

There is no offside!

Owen was already in the penalty area when he received the ball. Facing Owen, Carragher is relatively experienced. He touched the ball just when Irving was about to take a kick. Agger next to him wanted the ball after he passed it. A clearance was made, but Ribery's reaction was also quick. Agger simply kicked the ball out of the sideline with one heel and gave Newcastle a corner kick.

As far as Newcastle's lineup today, corner kicks... Hehehe!

Numerous commentators were also hehehe, watching Ameobi running from the backcourt and preparing to fight for the top, but some commentators still said straightforwardly: "Ameobi's header is actually not as good as Pepe, but his height It can be regarded as a certain advantage, I think Nesta must be very lonely at the moment."

Because there is only Nesta left in front of the door!If Liverpool waits for a quick counterattack, Nesta will definitely be on the background board!

It was Messi who took the corner kick, and other Newcastle players had already outflanked it.

Messi made a... er, an arc that was hard for the commentators to describe, because this arc was too strange, although the arc was high, but the ball was falling fast, Ameobi and other teammates all He tried his best to disperse the Liverpool fans around him. In the chaotic penalty area, Owen, who was being marked by Carragher himself, exposed his head from under Carragher's creaking hole, and he hit it hard!

It may be because of too much force, or it may be that Carragher subconsciously pushed him after his action. Owen's center of gravity was tilted forward, and then he fell forward, and his head almost hit the goal post!

But to avoid the bloody head, the whole head was rubbed with green grass clippings, and there were countless muddy water. The bottoming jersey that did not become half-naked at the beginning of the game was even more dirty!

Magpie fans: ...

Randall: ...

Carragher was stunned for a moment, and then he laughed hahaha, and by the way, he put Owen, who was looking at him with murderous eyes the moment he laughed, directly hugging his waist like pulling a carrot from his own net. "Pull" it out, still shaking in his hand, and then put the person down before Owen yelled.

Owen really wanted to scold this guy, so he was patted on the shoulder. When he turned his head, he saw Barack, who seemed to be holding back a smile, pointing at the command area, and saw Randall waving at him, holding a wearing something.

Owen could only stare at the bastard Carragher, and ran to the bench. Halfway through the run, he knew what his little chairman wanted to do, and wiped his face_(:3」∠)_.

Seeing this scene, Gerrard couldn't bear it any longer, and he wasn't afraid that Owen would break up with him after the game. He laughed hahahaha. Michael's header, which was as embarrassing as a dog gnawed X, was definitely worth a thousand dollars. I must write it in my autobiography in the future!

Of course, Randall couldn't bear the jersey of the top player who looked like he had been rolled in muddy water a few times. Let's not talk about the shorts, let's talk about changing the jersey!The white jersey is not good at this point, it is not stain-resistant at all.

But before changing it, he still wiped his face first, and he contributed his handkerchief in friendship!

Owen honestly raised his face to wipe him clean, and then asked with a smile: "Randall, you are right, my header is absolutely excellent!"

Randall gave him a thumbs up convincingly!He is convinced by the header in front of him!

With his back to the camera again, Irving ran to the bench to take off his jersey and base, and then put on a new base, then the jersey, from the scrambled assistant coach.

Owen put on his clothes while cooperating, but this scene has already made many fans laugh their jaws off. There is even such a post on a certain Chinese forum——

Shock!Mr. Jin Qiu is like a three-year-old child who cannot take care of himself! [GIF]

They left the director to personally wipe the face of Owen's children, and Allegri helped put on the clothes. Even if it was Owen, they would have to make fun of it!

Just when Irving returned to the court, Randall had already taken a bottle of mineral water and rinsed his handkerchief. He always felt that he might still need it today...

Today's on-duty referee hesitated for Owen's behavior of "changing clothes on the sidelines", but added a yellow card. Owen immediately looked at Randall on the sidelines, and Randall showed his hands to him, saying, "You Do you want to receive a card, or do you want to be a clay figurine?" Owen could only endure it.

The referee couldn't hold back and laughed, pointing to the center circle for Liverpool to kick off quickly.

In the game in such heavy rain, he conceded a goal first. Although the conceded goal was quite funny, it still made Liverpool a little bit overwhelmed. Benitez hesitated a little, but decided to attack.

If you can't score 1 point at St. James' Park, the game is meaningless. How can he care about losing a few goals?

If he can get 3 points, he even wants to imitate Mourinho and celebrate by kneeling!

Even if it ruined his tailor-made Savile Row suit!

Liverpool soon ushered in the opportunity. Gerrard took the ball and attacked in the middle. In this weather, Jie Baozi was more inclined to control the ball within a controllable range, while Ballack was intercepting. Be careful with the garlic under your feet, and Gerald came with a front-to-leg...  

That's what Alan Smith likes to do, not him!Barak rolled on the ground twice, thinking while hugging his calf.

This allowed the game to be suspended, and the team doctors of both sides came on the field. Fortunately, they both wore shin guards. Neither of them had any serious problems, but there were two more clay figurines in an instant. Owen laughed at Gerrard without hesitation. have no choice.

The referee still gave Ballack a yellow card and Liverpool got a free kick in the frontcourt.

But what makes people feel very unreasonable is Riise standing in front of the penalty spot...

Ozil's eyes widened instantly on the bench. He felt sorry for Ballack, Ameobi and Magic Flute, especially Magic Flute. His small body was trembling in his eyes!

On the contrary, the "victim" around him seemed much calmer than him. When he found Ozil's fear, he rubbed his hair and whispered: "That was an accident, although there are always accidents in football. Happens, but that's football."

Lewand and others immediately looked at Alan Smith with admiration!Sure enough, he is an arrogant and tough guy!

Although...Although it is the average height of the team in the team...Just looking at the figure, it really has nothing to do with tough guys.

Alan Smith watched Riise take two steps back and start running, his expression was calm, his eyes followed the ball——

etc!This is a pass!

The kick was kicked, but swung back so high, it was actually a pass!

Agger passed the ball to Gerrard immediately after receiving the ball. This is a standard inverted triangle pass!Gerrard, who inserted into the penalty area, hit the ball with a burst shot, and Shay said goodbye to his first clean sheet after returning from injury.

Ji Wen was helpless looking at the football in the net. The lead was equalized within a few minutes, and this time they had to kick off again.

The KOP who came with the team must be happy and crazy!Even in the heavy rain, they couldn't stop their enthusiasm, coupled with the silence of the home team fans, their cheers occupied the entire stadium!

Although disgraced, Gerrard ran to the away stands to celebrate with the fans.

Randall frowned slightly, then called Marcelo in the rain, said a few words to him, and then asked Marcelo to convey.

It was raining too hard, and the effect of shouting was not good.

After the kick-off, Newcastle slowed down. Part of the reason was that the decline in physical fitness wanted to increase Liverpool's consumption. After a little hesitation, Benitez chose to let the players continue to attack.

He wants to pursue the victory and beat Newcastle once. At this time, 3 points are more important than 1 point!

However, as the rain continued to increase, the progress of the game became very difficult. Randall frowned several times, because the referee did not stop the game, and he could only watch the players quickly become various. The little green men, and Liverpool are not much better.

In such bad weather, Randall shook the water from his hair, and for the first time had the idea of ​​"I do my own thing". He wanted to end the game!

Even under such circumstances, the players on both sides did not have opportunities, but they failed to seize them. The time finally came to the midfield, and the drowned players immediately rushed into the player channel.

When they arrived in the locker room, the players cleaned themselves up first, and Randall quickly explained the tactics.

After the game started again, the players had to continue to rush into the rain to continue fighting.

In the 52nd minute, an accident happened. Messi and Riise rushed together when he was dribbling the ball. Although he had slowed down when he saw Riise intercepting, he still fell firmly on the grass. Didn't get up for a few seconds.

The team doctor rushed into the field again, and this time it didn't take long to report to Randall that a substitution had to be made...

What can Randall do?He was so anxious that he wanted to crush the water bottle that Ajion had stuffed in his hand, and he could only watch Messi being helped off and replaced by Solano!

Solano is a veteran with rich experience. When he was called to play, he immediately undressed and prepared. When Messi was replaced, his expression was a little sad. Randall immediately comforted him by stroking his hair, and personally accompanied the team doctor to send him to change. room, and told him to remember to pour a few cups of ginger soup for him.

But Randall didn't expect that within a few minutes of replacing Solano, they ushered in another set kick.

Because of the presence of Solano, Ballack gave up the right to serve to the Chilean veteran this time. After all, Solano is a free kick.

Maybe it was because of Randall's influence before the game, or maybe it was because the rain extinguished everyone's enthusiasm. When Solano stood in front of the penalty spot, the Magpies fans suddenly broke out!

Tickets for Solano's farewell game are already on sale. After the end of this season, the Chilean will return to his hometown team on a free transfer. He will bid farewell to his campaign in the top league. Magpies fans will never forget him these years Pay for the team.

In the voice of the fans, Solano achieved it overnight!

At this time, the game had just reached 63 minutes, but this became the last goal of the game.

The lagging Liverpool did launch multiple attacks, but the consumption in the heavy rain was obviously greater than before. Even though the two coaches began to change players one after another at 70 minutes, Liverpool replaced Crouch, and consciously played high balls, frequently fighting for Set the ball, but also failed to break through the Magpie's goal again.

This game is indeed depressing, Gerrard thought, but he was still in the rain and did not go to the sidelines for the first time, but thanked the fans who came with the team.

Randall dropped the water bottle just as the fourth official shook his hand, then shook hands with Benitez.

"Your boys played very tenaciously." Benitez said that he thought that in this heavy rain, they would be able to rely on will and physical fitness, and of course tactics to win, but the fact is like this cold rain.

"It's the same with your players, we had a tough game, but I think I'll always remember this game," Randall said.

Benitez didn't say anything to him, but urged him to take a shower.

After Randall thanked him, he went to the field and waved to the fans before returning to the locker room.

When he returned to the locker room, Messi had already showered and blown his hair, and was just nestling in his place and swiping his phone. There was laughter in the bathroom.

As soon as he was about to walk towards Messi, Messi immediately urged him: "BOSS! Go change your clothes! You can't soak in the rain next time!"

Randall felt that this must be the task assigned to him by Modi Mama, but Messi stared at him with round eyes, what could he do?He could only grab a set of unknown training uniforms.

Oh, thank the panties are not removed. ①

He undressed generously and went to the bathroom wearing a scarf, and was greeted by whistles as soon as he entered.

Randall wanted to give these boys a supercilious look, what are you looking at, haven't you seen it?Betting on his dignity as a male god, there is no one here who has a better-looking figure than him!

After everyone came out, each of them was stuffed with two thermos cups, which were filled with prepared ginger soup, brown sugar and other ingredients. Before drinking, everyone was reluctant, thinking that it must be a dark cuisine from the East. After finishing it, most of them felt that it was not bad, except for a few who said that they really couldn't stand the taste.

As soon as they finished drinking, someone knocked on the door of the locker room, and it was Gerrard who walked into the locker room later.

What else to say, he must have come to find Owen.

Irving walked over and saw him handing over a jersey that had been briefly washed.

Everyone: =mouth=

So hard for a change of jersey?Wash it yourself?How many Irving jerseys do you want?

But the real big guy is different. Owen took Gerrard's jersey, and the two he picked up from the floor were returned. He couldn't tell which one was the one after the goal, so he simply gave it to Gerrard. rad.

Everyone: →_→

This also makes people wash two pieces!

Not only was Gerrard not unhappy, he smiled with buns all over his face, and then asked Owen when he would go to the national team to report, and he wanted to go with him.

Oh, he seemed to remember that there were other national team teammates in this locker room, so he added "you".

Everyone looked at Parker sympathetically.

Parker is expressionless. He is also Gerrard's substitute in the national team. Life is so difficult!

Randall saw that Owen had already started to invite Gerald to live in his house, and began to discuss what to eat today as if no one else was there. He suddenly coughed and reminded them: "Michael, you want to invite Steven, but I seem to be Didn't announce a holiday?"

Owen was indeed extraordinary. He immediately looked at Randall with bright eyes and said, "Boss, let's go to your house for dinner tonight!"

"hot pot!"

"Barbecue!"

“Sichuan food!”

A bunch of well-spoken Chinese was jumped out by the other lambs one after another, and Randall was speechless. What can he do?He can only fulfill everyone's little wishes.

Of course it’s okay if you want to have a meal. In fact, whether it’s hot pot or barbecue, it doesn’t take much trouble for him. Someone booked a flight for tonight.As far as he knows, there is the German midfield combination of Ballack and Ozil.

Ozil is okay, but Ballack's face is ugly.

If he hadn't notified the national team's itinerary, he would have wanted to change it!

As for the remaining players, Randall waved his hand, everyone can have 6 days off, just return one day earlier than the players recruited by the national team.If you want to train more, of course he welcomes it.

Everyone booed in an instant. They have a week-long vacation, which is equivalent to half the winter break. Do you want them to voluntarily train?

None of the doors!

Randall didn't mind the booing either, he still had to go to the post-match conference, after which he invited Benitez and his players.

Originally, Benitez wanted to refuse, but he said in the locker room that he would disband on the spot, and Gerrard immediately sold him, urging him, saying, "Boss, let's go together, don't you want to try Randall's cooking?" Art?"

Benitez, who is not actually a foodie, and a Spaniard who has endured British food for a long time, agreed.

A bus and more than a dozen cars whirled to Randall's home, which is a few minutes' drive from St. James' Park. Because of the noise and the gathering of luxury cars, a local TV station soon discovered the bus. news--

The magpies actually had a friendship with the Red Army after the rain match!

Of course it has to be done, and it has to be done in a lively manner. Randall doesn't mind at all that the players of the two teams consume the hot pot bottoms he made in advance, he doesn't mind them wearing skewers together, and he doesn't mind guests going to the game room In the eight hundred rounds of the battle, he just encouraged his lambs: you can't lose on the court, and you can't lose online!Fight for a double over Liverpool today!

This made Benitez, who didn't care much about the frolic among the players, couldn't hold back. Master Bei encouraged his players. If the chef wasn't still preparing to cook some hot Sichuan dishes, he would have wanted to catch Lan Doyle conducted a replay, arguing for hundreds of rounds!

In the end, this friendship was fixed with a photo, and Randall also left a group photo with Benitez.

But this incident also left a very bad influence. Mourinho, who won the game today and stabilized the third position, seemed to be in a particularly good mood. He sent a text message to "question" him, "Why do I not have Bennett?" Si's treatment?"

Cesc Fabregas also sent him a text message crying, asking if he could come to his house as a guest next time he played against Arsenal.

Randall: ...

Leave 3 points and take care of everything!

Let's get back to the topic, Ozil and Modric went to the national team, Tony and the others have to go to school, and only Randall and Messi are left at home.

However, this rare "vacation" of Messi can't be a rice bug at home. His father thinks that he can use this time to shoot some commercials that should be shot.

Randall felt that although the old Messi was not particularly professional, he was as professional as Mendes in arranging the itinerary. Yes, Mendes thought so too!

Bending his waist for five buckets of rice, he has to sell his face again!

Because the contract with Burberry is about to expire, Randall has no idea of ​​renewing the contract. The main reason is that the inconsistency between his personal clothing and the team's gold master will be troublesome. He has to cut off the more obvious trademarks of many clothing before wearing them. It's more troublesome, it's better to give up this endorsement and get it back from other places.

Montblanc's contract originally conflicted with his other contracts, so there were some differences. It took more than a month to discuss the details before finalizing them. However, Montblanc is full of sincerity, and his little prince and little fox pens have been delivered ahead of schedule!

After the old Messi left, Randall took out the pen that belonged to Messi, handed it to him with a smile on his face and said:

The author has something to say: "Leo, do you want to take a look? You must like this pen!"

Messi unpacked the package under the shining and bulingbuling eyes of the BOSS, and then found a very cute gift box full of childishness. What's more, the one ear on the box is blue and the other ear is white , the cute-looking fox is me!

He took a closer look, and sure enough, he saw the little blond prince, who seemed to be someone.

Messi's self-cultivation is actually very good, but he... laughed... played...

① Underpants: Underpants and clothes are actually from that tree~ The proportions of the body are relatively close~ I didn’t think about the size of the bird~