Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

The so-called escape room is a relatively common real-life adventure game, which needs to find clues to solve puzzles and leave the room in one or even several rooms.

Find all the clues within the time limit and solve the puzzles one by one to pass the level.

Generally, secret rooms are divided into two categories, mechanical secret rooms and puzzle-solving secret rooms.

Half a month before the start of the mission, Chi Xiaochi, Yuan Benshan, and the Gan brothers and sisters went together whenever they had time, and tried all the escape rooms in the city.

In the puzzle-solving secret room, Chi Xiaochi's clearance rate is 85%.

The mechanical secret room has a clearance rate of 2%.

Chi Xiaochi himself was puzzled by such biased data. '

He said to Xi Lou: "I can also draw and repair radios by hand. Why can't I just play games?"

From Chi Xiaochi's point of view, this is a complete unsolved mystery.

He has never been able to beat the first level of Super Mario. When playing competitive mobile games, he can only play in man-machine mode. He can also play on par with the computer. He was even accidentally killed by the computer. He was so angry that he deleted the game. Changed minesweeper angrily, and connected three advanced levels before regaining confidence.

Xi Lou has been elated these days: "Hee hee hee."

Chi Xiaochi was heartbroken: "Tong, you are gone."

Xi Lou was in a particularly good mood: "You take care of me."

Chi Xiaochi's shortcomings are not easy to catch, and manipulating machinery happens to be something Gan Yu is extremely good at, so Xi Lou can safely mock Chi Xiaochi without worrying about the next task.

While speaking, Chi Xiaochi put down the lens in his hand again, and took a few deep breaths to calm his emotions.

This lens is used to refract infrared rays. It is necessary to refract a beam of infrared light through the mirror to the sensor A mounted on the wall, then project it to the sensor B, and finally fall on the sensor C. The three parties ABC are connected, and the last door The door lock will open.

Therefore, the placement angle of this lens must be extremely tricky.

They arrived in this room 15 minutes ago.

And Chi Xiaochi's eyes were about to become cross-eyed after being in the right lens for twelve minutes.

Xi Lou was in charge of making sarcastic remarks on the sidelines.

"It's been a year," he said.

Chi Xiaochi holding the glasses: "..."

Xi Lou: "Ten years have passed."

Chi Xiaochi said in grief and indignation: "Garbage games, ruin my youth."

Yuan Benshan was not here today because of overtime work, Gan Yu couldn't see it, so he took the lens over and said, "I'll do it."

He observed and measured the angle for 1 minute, then raised the lens and adjusted the angle for 1 minute.

With a ding, the final door opened.

Gan Yu put down his glasses and smiled at Chi Xiaochi: "Let's go."

The reward for clearing the customs is three little plastic white bear pendants that can chirp when squeezed. Chi Xiaochi was in a bad mood, so he simply pinched it in his palm to vent his anger. Looking at the unhappy little appearance, Gan Yu and Gan Tang's heart was sweet and soft.

Gan Tang gently stroked his hair: "Chun Yang, don't be angry. My brother is treating me tonight, please eat well."

Chi Xiaochi said: "Your brother has already invited you to dinner. Let's go out to eat hot pot tonight, and let Lao Yuan treat you."

Gan Yu said, "Go to my house and cook hot pot for you."

Chi Xiaochi thought about it, and agreed.

But he made a request: "I want to eat sister Gantang's cooking."

Gan Yu straightened his glasses chain to hide his disappointment.

But Gan Tang smiled and said, "Okay."

He didn't ask Yuan Benshan to share Gantang's hot pot together.

But Yuan Benshan was busy with work and came back later than him.

It was already ten o'clock in the evening when he got home.

When he put the keys on the bedside table exhaustedly, he heard muffled voices coming from the direction of the back room, thinking that Song Chunyang was calling someone, so he went to the back room by himself.

When the door was opened, the mandarin duck-eyed kitten lying on the bed in his family also looked over. His beautiful and precious jewel-like eyes looked innocent and seductive.

Yuan Benshan stretched out his arms, hugged him, put the tip of his nose to the hollow of his shoulder and sniffed lightly: "You smell like hot pot all over your body....Have you eaten hot pot?"

The kitten protested, "I've already taken a bath."

Yuan Benshan smiled, rested his chin on his shoulder, and rubbed it contentedly.

The atmosphere between the two is charming and affectionate. The apricot light shines on the two of them, making them look like a pair of deeply affectionate lovers.

They should indeed be a pair of lovers. They have both experienced life and death together. Is there anything else that can separate them.

"...I'm so tired. I feel better after hugging for a while." Yuan Benshan asked him, "Who did you call just now?"

Kitten Zai replied: "Sister Su. She said that she will hold a parent-teacher meeting for her daughter tomorrow afternoon, and asked me to take an extra hour's shift for her."

Yuan Benshan kissed his hair: "Forget it this time, don't promise others casually next time, or they will come to you if they have to work overtime in the future."

"understood."

Yuan Benshan liked Song Chunyang who was so obedient, so he got up to take a bath, planning to have a good time with him later.

It's been a long time since he enjoyed that with Song Chunyang.

However, he didn't know that after he turned around and entered the bathroom, the person on the bed immediately turned over and fell to the ground, rushing straight to the trash can outside, vomiting so much that even his stomach acid came out.

It's over, he tied the plastic bag calmly, went downstairs to throw out the trash, touched his stomach, and thought regretfully, there were sea cucumbers in the hot pot at night.

When Yuan Benshan finished washing and pushed open the glass door, he found Song Chunyang waiting outside.

He said: "I still smell a little bit, wash it again."

Yuan Benshan raised his hand and pinched his nose: "Then I'll wait for you."

But he couldn't wait any longer.

When he lay back on the bed, an irresistible drowsiness seized his nerves and made him fall asleep directly.

Chi Xiaochi in the bathroom turned off the user interface of the hypnosis card, turned on the water volume of the shower head to the maximum, closed his eyes, and quietly felt the hot water flowing all over his body.

The panel in front of him showed that Yuan Benshan's favorability value for Song Chunyang was 89, and his regret value was 0.

He selected the warehouse from the panel page and took out the spirit lock bottle from it.

After playing upside down for a while, he suddenly asked, "...do you believe in cause and effect?"

No one answered his question, only the rushing sound of water gushing out.

He smiled and put the things in his hand back into the warehouse again.

In addition to practicing the escape room, Chi Xiaochi also investigated whether there were any tragic deaths near the Jinhong Building.

The results were not very pleasant.

When the foundation of the Jinhong Building had just been laid and it was still a construction site, a murderer fled here, killed two young workers, and hid in the building, but was shot dead by the police who were chasing him.

This prisoner is a pure psychopath, a fanatical fan of captivity and torture, and he doesn't even know where he got the inspiration from, using the bodies of the people he played with to death to grow fungi.

Apparently, even in death, he would lie in his coffin and cry out with his rotting vocal cords: I haven't played enough.

The ghosts this time probably won't teach the Basic Law like the balloon girls and children in the eighth and ninth worlds.

Beyond that, there are plenty of things to worry about.

The difficulty of escape room is too flexible, and for short-flow games, there are infinite variables, which are inseparable from the player's luck and status.

And what Chi Xiaochi was most worried about was people.

When there are too many people, the mouth will be mixed, and when the mouth is mixed, the heart will be confused.

Facts have proved that even if you go to the tenth world, you still cannot avoid such strange creatures as pig teammates.

It would be fine if only the four of them participated. I'm afraid that if there are too many people, some people will command randomly, lead in disorder, or hide props privately. Stare, don't look at the beauty of the painting.

However, when he arrived downstairs in Room 1207 of Jinhong Building an hour before the appointed time, Chi Xiaochi's surface was already as calm as water.

He doesn't intend to let those extra emotions interfere with his judgment, even if he really encounters the worst situation, he can see the tricks.

On the contrary, Yuan Benshan couldn't hide his excitement, so he firmly held Chi Xiaochi's hand on the elevator, his palm was full of sweat.

He said softly: "Chunyang, we can go out soon."

Chi Xiaochi looked at the elevator numbers that kept jumping up.

His cold eyes were reflected in the shiny silver elevator walls.

But his voice was as cheerful and hopeful as ever: "Yeah."

After entering the secret room called "Lost Realm" and escaping, they lied that they were waiting for their friends, but the little brother in charge of the store saw that they didn't look like social idlers, so he didn't care much, and went to play his game with his head down.

Yuan Benshan was so excited that he felt hot all over. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and took off his shirt in front of the mirror.

There are already nine clear engravings on his back, and only one left near the tailbone is still a dense, unformed black mist.

For more than two years, he dared not enter the bathhouse, dared not go swimming, even if he changed his clothes, he had to sneak around, always afraid that the task would take his life, how is this a life that a person should live?

Well now, they are only one step away from success!

a step far!

After today, he, Yuan Benshan, will be free and will no longer be bound by this damn system!

Chi Xiaochi played a game of drawing blocks with himself outside alone, using his fingertips to gently knock out the blocks placed vertically, and then pull out the block strips on the other side, so as to disperse the anxiety that may arise while waiting .

Thirty minutes before the start of the mission, the person they were waiting for arrived.

The opponent is also a four-person alliance, two men and two women.

Because it was also the tenth mission, everyone knew what it meant after clearing the level, so even though they tried their best to conceal it, the heartfelt joy and tension could never be suppressed.

Chi Xiaochi frowned slightly.

... This mentality of eager for quick success is not what you should have before the escape room.

The four of them quickly locked onto Chi Xiaochi and his group, sat at a table with them, and chatted.

The leader among them was a wheat-colored man with high eyebrows and a mean look. As soon as he sat down, he slammed Fang Qiu's speech: "Let's talk first, after you go in, you have to listen to me."

Yuan Benshan disagreed: "I think we should cooperate. There is no such thing as 'listen to whom'."

The man said: "Cooperation is cooperation, but a leader is always needed."

Yuan Benshan was noncommittal, turned his head, and asked Chi Xiaochi's opinion with his eyes.

Chi Xiaochi looked calm: "Then listen to you."

Gan Yu and Gan Tang also voted "Don't care", the man's expression eased a lot, and he introduced the people on their side.

This team combination was met in the first mission, and then became teammates in the nine worlds.

The pair of girls are colleagues and best friends in the same unit. The taller one is Qiao Yun, and the thinner one is Jia Siyuan. It is said that they are very athletic, but they have very different personalities. If she didn't post it, even if someone asked her name, she would subconsciously glance at Qiao Yun before speaking.

The one who clamored to be a leader called himself Meng Gan, a freelancer, and his usual job was to play games at home when he was unemployed.

Since he came in, he has been talking about his past achievements, claiming that without him, the four-person team might not even be able to pass the second mission.

He tried to prove his ability, and also tried to dispel the fear of entering the tenth mission by bragging.

In contrast, Chi Xiaochi has a better sense of another boy wearing black-rimmed glasses.

His name is Xu Jiayi. He looks like a college student. He looks ordinary at first glance, but he is very calm. He is the most stable of the four.

In this mission, Chi Xiaochi is still called "Lou Xiaochi".

He didn't even introduce his identity much, just sat quietly, staring at the wall clock on the wall.

There are still 30 seconds until the mission starts.

20 seconds.

ten seconds.

Five seconds.

one second.

……

Before Xi Lou reminded him that the mission had officially started, a familiar cold mist suddenly rose in the room, covering several people in an instant.

Everyone's nerves were extremely tense, so when the sound of a bottle shattering sounded, everyone was shocked.

In the next second, the dense fog dissipated in an instant as if encountering a breeze.

Before they could regain their senses, there was another muffled bang, and countless colorful confetti fluttered over the heads of the crowd like butterflies, and fell on their shoulders in an instant.

"Surprise!!"

The little brother who was playing the game with his head down just now raised his head, and he was a completely different person.

A funny clown with white teeth was smiling at them.His hair exploded and was dyed an uncomfortably bright red. His left eye was painted with the black plum blossom of a poker card. His lips were as red as pig blood. The root of the ear makes the corner of the mouth hurt.

He walked out of the reception seat and bowed to the eight people exaggeratedly: "Everyone~ How are you~"

None of the eight people responded.

The clown didn't feel neglected, so he took off his parrot-like colorful hat and fanned it with it.

"Welcome to my game~ There are only three rooms in my place." The clown raised three fingers, "There are only three rules in my place."

"Number one, don't ruin my well-prepared room. All clues are placed where you can see them. I hate redecorating."

"Second, there are no clues ~ everything needs to be explored by yourself."

"Third, pay attention to the time, as long as you walk out of the third room within one hour, you can receive the gift I gave you in the fourth room~"

He pulled out a whole handful of colorful hydrogen balloons from his hat as if by magic.Xianbao said: "That's it, do you like it?"

Meng Gan plucked up his courage: "...what if we don't clear the customs."

The clown laughed twice: "Then, you will stay in that room, and you will never be able to get out~ At that time, I will admire your expressions on the monitor, hehehe."

His "hee" made everyone feel cold all over, Meng Gan couldn't bear it anymore, stood up with his hands on the table, and said impatiently: "Then let's start."

The clown got up and led everyone to the end of the corridor, in front of a blood-red door: "Please line up and enter one by one in an orderly manner. When the last person enters, the door will be closed and the game will officially begin....Oh, yes-- Before entering, I would like to present a small easter egg to all players for free~"

He shook his finger: "I can see the darkest side of your heart clearly."

After a strange introduction, everyone probably guessed that this ghost would not directly participate in the game, but just played the role of an "observer".

Meng Gan volunteered to be the captain, and of course he was the first to enter.

When passing by the clown standing by the door, the clown squinted his right eye and looked at Meng Gan with his left eye with a black plum tattoo.

"You are—" he prolonged his tone deliberately, "arrogant. Be careful to be killed by your own arrogance, hehehe."

Meng Gan frowned, and stepped into the darkness.

Qiao Yun was in second place, and the clown observed him in the same way for a moment: "Hee hee, jealous. Who are you jealous of? Is it the lady behind you?"

Qiao Yun was startled, and immediately walked into the room, cursing inwardly.

Xu Jiayi and Jia Siyuan also entered together, and the clown's evaluation of them was not malicious, but just "boring" and "timid".

When it was the turn of Chi Xiaochi and his party, Yuan Benshan led the way, and when he walked up to the clown, he heard him full of sarcasm: "Ha, a cruel man."

Yuan Benshan couldn't stand his pretentious tone, so he didn't pay any attention to it, and walked directly into the room.

Gan Tang walked up.

The clown glanced at her and raised his eyebrows with interest: "You..."

Gan Tang wanted to wait for his verdict, but he couldn't wait for it, so he didn't feel confused, but he didn't delay too much, and went straight into the room.

When he saw Gan Yu, the clown laughed: "So there are two idiots! Two identical idiots! This is really rare!"

Gan Yu ignored him and didn't go in. He stood at the door and waited for Chi Xiaochi.

The clown laughed enough, turned to look at Chi Xiaochi: "You—"

He was stunned.

Immediately afterwards, he supported the wall and let out a series of loud laughs, laughing until tears flowed, as if he had heard the funniest joke in the world.

Chi Xiaochi stared at him for a while, and then smiled back.

The clown laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, he waved his hands wildly, telling him to go in quickly.

Until the door was closed, the clown's piercing laughter still lingered in Chi Xiaochi's ears and lingered for a long time.