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Fortunately, Zhuang Sui is also used to storms, this little strange incident is not enough to make him panic.He thought for half a second, and tentatively reminded Lu Wangzhi: "It's almost time to turn off the fire, otherwise the dishes will be burnt if you continue to fry."

Lu Wangzhi's face was very calm: "Well, I was thinking of closing it too."

However, he panicked in his heart: Wait... Did I forget to put salt?

Zhuang Sui heard this sentence clearly, and finally determined that there was nothing wrong with his ears, but probably his brain—he seemed to have acquired the ability to read minds.

How this ability came about is actually not difficult to understand, after all, he just met a succubus who can read minds today.The voracious bird of Dansan ate part of the ghost, not only eating the ghost, but also carrying a little special ability. However, it couldn't digest it after eating it. In the end, Zhuang Sui helped it absorb the remaining part. He wanted to absorb it. By the way, I also absorbed part of the mind reading technique.

However, the source of this ability is not pure, it is estimated that it will disappear automatically in a few days, and it will not have any major impact on him.

After Zhuang Sui figured it out, not only was he not worried, but he also found it interesting. He remembered Lu Wangzhi's performance just now, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly: "Let me season it."

Lu Wangzhi backed away with a sigh of relief, saw Zhuang Sui smiling, and wondered, "What's so happy about it?"

"It's nothing." Zhuang Sui said with a smile, "I just found out that there is a kitten with a different appearance in the community, and I think it is very cute."

Lu Wangzhi was slightly stunned: "How do you know that people have different appearances?"

Zhuang Sui said nonsense in a serious manner: "I heard it meowing. It is fighting with the other big cat to catch mice. It is obviously not good at catching mice, but it insists on catching them. The big cat is its boss, and it cleans up for it every time." hand tail."

"..." Lu Wangzhi always felt that what he said was a bit strange, but he couldn't tell what was wrong, so he could only watch Zhuang Sui trying the taste with a face of inexplicable expression. Come over and say, "I'll get it."

Zhuang Sui swayed past him with a plate in each hand, and without giving him a chance to show off, he turned around and said, "You've been a little too active these days, why? Want to raise your salary?"

Lu Wangzhi didn't want to raise his salary. Hearing Zhuang Sui's words, he began to slander: The leader is a centenarian, can he not be careful?In case one day Zhuang Sui broke his waist because of cooking, how could he explain to his superiors?

Just as he was muttering, he saw Zhuang Sui in front of him suddenly stagger, and the plate in his hand almost flew out.

"!" Lu Wangzhi hurried up to snatch the plate from Zhuang Sui and put it on the table, he said with lingering fear, "I said let me get it, this dish almost fell."

Zhuang Sui looked at him in surprise: "You..."

"What about me?" Lu Wangzhi lowered his head and pulled the chair away for him. A few seconds later, seeing Zhuang Sui standing still at the table with a complicated expression, he couldn't help but feel a little nervous: "Is there something wrong with you?"

Zhuang Sui then saw Lu Wangzhi's expression move slightly, and then heard a voice from outside:...couldn't you really have bent your waist?

The two looked at each other, one was stretching out his hand, wondering if he should help the old man in front of him to sit down, the other just felt that he had gone to the wrong set, and got a script for a happy home for the elderly for no reason.

How can the waist be folded?Can the waist be folded as a man? ! ...No, no, the point is——

What is a centenarian? ?

Zhuang Sui felt that there was an unprecedented gap between Lu Wangzhi and Zhuang Sui. After thinking about it, the two of them went in and out together almost every day. Now why do you have the feeling of "You secretly asked the village head Master Huang to get your head permed without telling me"?

After all, why did Lu Wangzhi think he was an old man?Where is he old?That is to say, his hair is a little gray, and his abs are neat and tidy. He is also the annual champion of the supernatural system in lifting iron with one hand.

The more Zhuang Sui thought about it, the worse he felt, and felt that it was necessary to rescue him: "I'm in good health, don't treat me like an old man." After speaking, he pulled away the chair on one side, and pressed Lu Wangzhi with both hands to sit down.

Lu Wangzhi looked at Zhuang Sui suspiciously, vaguely worried about the other party's reluctance to admit defeat. After all, after getting older, many old people don't accept their old age, and they don't like to listen to young people's advice. When they tell him to go west, they must go east. If you say that he is still hurting his self-esteem, he is like a child.

"..." Zhuang Sui naturally heard this mental journey clearly, thinking that if he hadn't suddenly gained the ability to read minds today, he wouldn't know how his subordinates saw him that way.

Zhuang Suizheng wanted to solemnly clarify that he is not old, so he mentioned the matter of mind reading by the way, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he heard Lu Wangzhi's heartfelt voice in his ears: "I refused to admit it when I kissed me secretly, and I obviously refused to admit it at such an old age." ,shameless."

Zhuang Sui's words almost bit his own tongue, and he coughed violently until tears came out, as if a hundred eggs were running wildly in his heart.

what?Did he hear correctly?

It doesn't matter if you're old, but what's the matter with "don't admit it when you kissed me secretly"? ?When did he secretly kiss Lu Wangzhi?Wasn't he the one who was molested?He still remembered Xinghuan's kiss.

Zhuang Sui didn't know that two cauldrons had been held on his head, not only was one bigger than the other, but he didn't know how he got it.

Now he wants to say that he can read minds, and it's not true if he doesn't say it. He feels that the scene must be very embarrassing if he says it.

After finishing the meal in a trance, Zhuang Sui didn't bother to stop Lu Wangzhi from washing the dishes out of the idea of ​​respecting and loving the elderly. He just sat on the sofa and thought about life.

Known condition [-]: Lu Wangzhi thinks that he kissed him secretly. Known condition [-]: He is an old man over [-] years old. Ask him what image he has in Lu Wangzhi's heart.

Zhuang Sui felt that the answer must be very exciting. He has been working hard and leading his subordinates through life and death, but he did not expect to get such a strange impression in return.

But how did all this happen?After thinking about it, Zhuang Sui thought, at least he remembered the photo sent by Lu's mother.After stroking back and forth, he somewhat understood why Lu Wangzhi had the illusion that he was a centenarian.

But the old man can explain this, but what the hell is stealing a kiss?The two of them only kissed once by mistake, and it was Lu Wangzhi who took the initiative to kiss him when he was poisoned. Even if he remembered the day when he was poisoned, there shouldn't be such a misunderstanding.

Just as he was thinking about it, Zhuang Sui simply lay down on the sofa, but his elbow bumped against a hard object. He reached out to dig under him, took it out and found that it was Lu Wangzhi's mobile phone, and was about to put it on the coffee table , but the phone vibrated a few times, the screen automatically turned on, and three notifications popped up on the lock screen.

Zhuang Sui's outstretched hand stopped immediately. He actually didn't like to spy on other people's mobile phones, but the brief content of those few notifications just passed before his eyes——

[Doubanjiang 10 seconds ago]: Your subscribed "Overbearing Boss Ate Me" (Boss X Lu Wangzhi) has been updated

[Doubanjiang 10 minutes ago]: Your subscription to "His Taste" (Boss X Lu Wangzhi) has been updated

[Doubanjiang 24 minutes ago]: Your subscription to "Accidentally Whoring Your Boss for Free" (Boss X Lu Wangzhi) has been updated

"..." Zhuang Sui suddenly felt that he was a little illiterate.

When David came in through the wall, Zhuang Sui was still lying on the sofa in a stiff posture.

"Mr. Zhuang?" He yelled but got no response, so he leaned close to Zhuang Sui's ear and exhaled: "Boss!"

With shaking hands, Zhuang Sui threw Lu Wangzhi's cell phone on his chin, causing him to hiss.

David looked at him curiously: "What's wrong with you?"

Zhuang Sui straightened up and looked in the direction of the kitchen. Seeing that Lu Wangzhi hadn't been disturbed, he put the phone on the coffee table with a guilty conscience, and then coughed lightly, "It's okay, why are you here?"

David smiled and said, "Boss, I just went to the "Scared Trainee" program group to confirm the recording time of the program. Guess who I saw when I came back?"

"Who?" Zhuang Sui was a little absent-minded, all he could think about were those two strange literary names, what do they mean?Does boss X Lu Wangzhi refer to him and Lu Wangzhi?He frowned, remembering the leaking posts on the Doubanjiang forum after the Xinghuan case was closed, thinking that the posts at that time had not been deleted.

David said: "I saw the Great Emperor. Didn't you say that he was not there when I looked for him recently? I saw him come back."

Zhuang Sui was taken aback for a second before realizing the meaning of David's words, and raised his head suddenly: "What did you say?"

David felt that Zhuang Sui was particularly deaf today, so he had to arch his hands into the shape of a sounding tube, and leaned close to Zhuang Sui's ear and said word by word: "Da, emperor, come back, here it is!"

Although his volume was not loud, but he got too close, Zhuang Sui felt his eardrums vibrate, and his thoughts were pulled back completely.He pulled the fluffy David in front of him: "Are you sure you saw the emperor?"

"Well, there are still ghosts following, just what happened just now."

"Okay." Zhuang Sui nodded to show he understood, "I'll go find him later."

The golden pattern on his body was drawn out by Lu Wangzhi's kiss before, and he wanted to ask the emperor for clarification, but this old man was always in a hurry, and he didn't know if he was really busy or fake, so he asked and connected with him several times. The ghost messenger inquired, and every time he got a reply that the emperor hadn't come back yet, this time he was waiting for him.

David and Zhuang Sui drifted aside a little distance away, just in time to see the mobile phone on the coffee table whose screen was on again.

"Huh? I've read this post, boss, have you read it too?"

Zhuang Sui looked up at him delicately: "Have you read it? What is it about?"

"Hmm... just kissing, I don't really understand." David pointed to the "His Smell", "It probably means that there is a boss who pesters Brother Zhizhi for a while, and then goes back to him for a while." It's very cold and complicated. A friend of mine said that it's not something I can understand at my age... Speaking of the boss, who is the boss? Are you talking about you? How can you treat brother Zhizhi like this?"

Zhuang Sui: "..."

No, he didn't understand a single word, and he didn't even know that he had treated Lu Wangzhi like this.

Seeing that his expression was wrong, David tilted his head and thought for a while, a little stunned: "Is there someone who wrote indiscriminately, boss? Why don't we go to the emperor now and ask him to find someone to delete the post?"

Zhuang Sui nodded without saying a word: "Let's go."

Seeing that Lu Wangzhi hadn't come out of the kitchen yet, he simply walked to the balcony quietly.There was no one around, so quiet that only the rustling of leaves in the neighborhood could be heard, Zhuang Sui looked back at the light in the kitchen, touched the Dansan hanging on the railing, Dansan groaned, and flew to the On his shoulders, a gust of wind blew past, and a person, a bird, and a ghost disappeared in an instant.