eloquent

"Does it look good outside?" I asked Loki, who was sitting by the small porthole.

Loki withdrew his gaze from the window and snorted coldly: "That's it, it's all clouds, what's so interesting about it. I'm used to it."

I hold back my laugh.When I boarded the plane, I deliberately gave him the seat by the window, which is the same as giving him the piece of cake with strawberries.Sure enough, he liked it very much (although he would not admit it).

I wrap myself up in the rug and start studying the monitors on the back of the seat in front of me.Movies...TV shows...variety shows...err, and My Little Pony.

I turned my head and glanced at Loki who pressed the OK button in "Star Wars", and silently closed the My Little Pony interface.

He's been poisoned countless times, don't make him a Hermes.

I was woken up by Loki.

"It's here." He pinched my face and said, with a look that deserved a beating, "Also, I helped you eat all the meals on the plane, so you have to thank me."

I said with a wooden face: "Hehe (thank you)."

Outside the porthole is the whitish grass and the unfamiliar airport runway. I rubbed my eyes and slowly folded the blanket.

Norway... huh?

Rocky and I carried our own small bag and struggled to get off the large suitcase on the conveyor belt amidst the crowds.

"Is the Destroyer okay?" I patted Loki's green box, "I'm afraid it's going to bump into something, and it will have to be repaired..."

Loki rolled my eyes: "The Destroyer is not Gundam, it's a magical machine, magical!"

I said "oh", emphasizing like him: "Loki is not a mortal, he is a magical boy, magical!"

He silently began to open the box: "Do you want the Destroyer to come out and dance for you?"

I hurriedly pressed his hand in cold sweat: "I'm just joking, sir, don't be impulsive!"

After another successful fooling, Loki smiled proudly and took out his mobile phone: "I don't have time to chat with you, Wei's assistant has arrived."

"Are you there?" I remembered the beautiful girl Loki had shown me in the photo before, "The one who is my sister...Christina?"

Rocky "huh": "Yes, the guy who taught her how to use Google Maps for half a day. I seriously doubt that she is, or she is—"

While we were talking, we had already dragged our boxes to the airport pick-up gate.

"—chest.big.no.brain."

"It's too rude to say that!" I elbowed him, "After all, she is my, uh, sister. They are also developed from seeds, so she looks better than me..."

"That's right, such a comparison," Loki looked me up and down, "I'm obviously better looking than you. Tell me about you, what's going on, the same starting line, why are you..." He made an up and down Sliding tablet gesture, "And people are..." He made a gesture of grabbing a big thing with his hand.

I understood in an instant, and my face became hot immediately.

"You you you you you—" I looked down at my career, "I, I don't care about this with you! I rely on my wisdom!"

Loki sneered: "Well, well, you rely on wisdom."

I explained to him very seriously: "No, my growth is not determined by nature. It is reasonable to say that plants cannot secrete these proteins and fats, so these tissues in my body are ingested by eating animals. I eat so much every day. The meat is still meat, just to maintain the appearance of all meat. If I don’t eat meat for a long time, I will use wood fiber to replace fat, and then I will become hard... So what you said It’s not that the size problem can’t be changed. I just need to eat more fat tonight and put a little more fat in there. I just thought this look was very good at the beginning, so I kept this size. If you like it... "

Loki looked at me blankly.

"Can the size be changed?" he asked.

I hesitated for a moment and said, "Actually, you don't need to change your size..."

He froze for a moment: "How do you know about me—?!"

I looked up at the sky: "Well... thump... It's the same as Opie, it can be seen from the outside."

So, when Christina got off the taxi, what she saw was Loki holding me by the collar, lifting me up into the air, dangling and mocking.

"Look at you, you can obviously change your appearance, but you have to have such a short and flat look," he poked my face with a calm face, "It's almost 20 centimeters shorter than me, once I lift you Get up, how can you make an indomitable cosmic tree like this!"

I looked at it with dead fish eyes: "You like King Kong Barbie."

Rocky put me down: "I like a supermodel body."

I hummed and sneered back: "You can also change your appearance, so why don't you become like Thor, who picked me up as soon as I mentioned it, Australian man with eight-pack abs..."

"What do you know? He has big breasts and no brains. He is tall and has a long chest. He just doesn't have a brain. Can I be the same as him? I look thin when I take off my clothes, and you have seen it Cross my vest line—”

"I've also grown my nutrition into wisdom," I was not convinced, "Why can you like supermodel figures, but I can't like Thor, a man with blond chest and horses?"

"If you like that kind of figure, you might as well buy a piece of pork and draw out the abdominal muscle line to touch it every day! Thor is such a piece of fat pork! You wrote a love letter back then saying that you like an intelligent military strategist like me..."

"When did I write it—no, how did you see the love letter I wrote, ah bah thank you letter!"

"When you see it, you see it. Hehe duplicity guy, is it a lie to say that you like Thor, or is it a lie to say that you like me in your love letter?"

"Damn it, why did the topic turn to this... why don't you care about this!"

"Didn't you say that you like Thor's figure first? Isn't that just a disguised dislike for my lack of flesh?"

"Didn't you dislike me Princess Taiping first? I just took out Thor to compare with you, which shows that all kinds of figures are quite good, and that kind of big breasts may have no brains, so I didn't dislike you! "

"I don't care, anyway, I understand what you mean! You just dislike me! When I get to the hotel, I will delete all your game files!"

"Damn it, I was shot while lying down. First I was disliked at the airport and then I was dumped. Life is hard!"

........................

A girl with blond hair and sunglasses silently listened to the whole process of our childish sex.

It wasn't until I started to fake cry that Loki put me down angrily, squinting at the almost petrified blonde girl.

"We don't want tour guides," he said disgustedly, "no tour groups, no shopping agents, no translators, not to mention escorts or girls, I have this airport," he poked me, and I pretended to cry even louder ("You ungrateful person actually dislikes me—"), "Hurry up, we're waiting for someone."

The blonde girl silently took off her sunglasses.

"..." She looked at me and Loki, as if she had lost her ability to speak.

Miss Christina's originally planned handsome appearance was disturbed by two idiots who tore each other's bodies apart.

Loki recognized her: "Oh, it's you."

I stopped howling, cleared my throat, and looked at the choking Miss Christina.

Really...

Beautiful.

Christina has the face of a very authentic Slavic beauty.Blonde hair, blue eyes, high nose bridge, long eyelashes, white skin, and a figure... S rank.

I silently wiped away the nosebleed.

They are all developed from seeds, why is the gap so big!

Norway has a high latitude, and it is now January, which is even colder.Christina was wearing a furry coat that looked like a mink, a short skirt and black silk boots, while she was wearing a Vulcan shirt and a kite that didn't feel cold.

The three people in autumn clothes looked at each other among the crowd in down jackets.

"Hello." Christina smiled and shook hands with Loki first: "Are you Loki?"

Me: [Pfft, Rocky, right? 】

Ayu: [You laugh six times. hhhhhhhhhh]

Rocky looked deep: "You are my third brother's assistant, Miss Christina?"

Loki began to activate his plan.

Masquerading as the old Loki Project from Norse mythology.

"Ah, yes, I will lead the two of you to Mr. Wei's research room next. Ah, Mr. Rocky, please allow me to compliment you, you look really young."

Loki nodded naturally: "That's right, I don't want to have a beard like Thor."

Christina turned her head and faced me with a smile.

I let out a vigilant "ding" in my heart.

"This is my sister, Jenny?" She took my hand very intimately, "My sister grew up alone on the other side of the mainland. It really hurts me. I was raised by Mr. Wei since I was a child." , and there is no hypoplasia." Her eyes rolled around my chest. "This time, Mr. Wei will definitely let my sister speak, so that she can speak."

I nodded.

It's just the hand held by her...it feels weird, as if the power is being sucked...

[You quickly pull out your hand. ] Ayu reminded me in a cold tone, 【It doesn’t seem like she is absorbing your energy.Fuck, the things you usually eat are only for me to enjoy, this guy actually refuses to recognize his life when he comes up?Femme fatale! 】

I quickly smiled at her, took my hand out of her hand, and made a gesture to find something in the bag.

"However," she looked at me, "I seem to have seen you talking to Mr. Rocky earlier?"

"Ah, this," Loki took over naturally, "the god of sophistry is always capable of talking to this kind of mute. I am," he emphasized, "Odin's godbrother."

I finally found an unopened lip balm I bought at the airport, and smiled as if to give it to Christina.

Who knew that she suddenly looked surprised and moved.

"Thanks, thank you..." She took it with both hands, "Jenny is really... thank you..."

I turned to look at Loki for help.

#How to send a lip balm, she was moved to the point of crying? #

In the taxi, Rocky and I sat side by side in the back seat, and he sent me a text message to explain:

"The mink she wears is fake, the necklace is fake, the boots are fake leather, and the bag is also a hot item. The total value of her whole body does not exceed 100 pounds. Tell her, you will give her one as soon as you meet her." It's just expensive lipstick, wouldn't she be surprised?"

I replied to him: "Why is Wei so poor after he came to the courtyard?"

Loki looked embarrassed: "Old old man, I don't think he will get rich."

I looked sympathetically at the back of Christina in the co-pilot.

This lady who took advantage of me and said she was my sister, I am much richer than you.

Indeed, I still have a few gems from Asgard in my bag.

"Stop!" Loki suddenly patted the driver.

"What?" Christina turned her head, "I haven't arrived at Mr. Wei's research institute yet."

Rocky pointed to the hotel outside the window: "We booked this hotel and need to get off the car to put our luggage."

Christina was a little embarrassed: "But, aren't you going to live with Mr. Wei?"

Loki looked upright: "How can I disturb the peace of my brother? Zheng and I should move out and live outside!"

As he spoke, he knocked on the car window, and the waiters jolted over to open the door and carry the luggage.

Christina, who couldn't afford to stay in a hotel, watched us go away QAQ in the car.

I'm so sorry, Chrissan.

Loki and I, sure enough...

Inseparable from the jacuzzi and WIFI.

The author has something to say: Originally, Christina was set to be my favorite kind of Russian long-legged beauty, beautiful, but then she slowly changed...becoming a beautiful woman but not at all A temperamental beauty who is full of Taobao stalls (= =)

small theater:

Loki: Since Wei thinks I'm the Loki in Norse mythology... I don't want to make the old man sad, so he just says I am me.

Thor: Brother!

Wei: Presumptuous, he is your fourth uncle!

Loki: Come on, big nephew, call me uncle.

Thor: ... Dad, what's the matter with you?

Odin: What happened to me? Could it be that I have raised my brother as my son for hundreds of years?Do you think I'm stupid?

Loki: You're stupid!Have you forgotten, I am the brother Loki who sworn to you by the Daming Lake!

Odin: My pot?

Stan Lee: My fault.