[Full-time master] On the importance of walnuts

Chapter No.16

[Emotional Tucao] Recently, I feel that the bamboo horse who is close to my friend is becoming less and less friendly to me.

1l Master Ke is the most handsome: As in the title, I am really tired of this!The key is that this pair is still my cute CP!Risking your life to eat dog food! !

Now let me describe the current situation: Girl from the poster, my friend is handsome and gentle! !He is a mixed race, with peach blossom eyes, thin lips, tear moles, fair skin, and basically all other configurations!The most important thing is the blue-gray pupil! ! (emphasis added) Every time a friend looks at it, they will be teased so much! !

As for the friend Zhuma who is a deadly tsundere, his brain circuit is still amazing!He is also handsome, but not as handsome as my friend!

Recently, the host is staying at a friend’s house because he wants to take the TOEFL test. Every time Tsundere (that’s how I call my friend! ╭(╯^╰)╮) comes back and sees us sitting in the living room, his eyes can kill me !

2l: First kill!I feel sorry for the landlord for a second, why haven't I met such a friend?

3l: Are the landlord friends male or female?According to the host's description, he must be a blue boy paper if he looks so handsome! !

4l: Mixed blood?Has a monstrous face, right?Awow, I'm so envious of the landlord!

5l: Does the host have any photos?The food should be taken out for everyone to enjoy together!

6l: The host's ID looks familiar! !Is the one in the rotten area next door big?Am I right?

7l: TOEFL? !The landlord has such good grades and plans to study abroad?Wouldn't it still be with your friends?

8l: 6l is right, it is the wife of the rotten district next door! !Ma'am, when will your article be updated? !

9l analysis expert: According to the description of the host, I sorted it out.There are a few questions I want to ask.

①Is the host friend a boy or a girl?

②Is the landlord staying at your friend’s house because he also needs to take the TOEFL test?

③ When Aojiao comes back, does that mean that Aojiao has the key to the landlord's friend's house or lives near the landlord's friend's house?

④ How many years have the host and your friend been friends?It's about how you end up dying.

⑤ How unfriendly is Tsundere to the landlord?So that the landlord is so resentful?

10l: See also the analysis section, group photo in the front row!

11l Master Ke is the most handsome: Here to answer the previous question first, the 2l may not be full of luck, and the 3l is my friend girl, but with male hair, it is so gentle to girls!She stayed with me all day during my menstrual period last time!Soak brown sugar water for me, rub my stomach and tell jokes, and make me delicious jujube porridge with fried chicken!

4l is indeed a fried chicken monster! !Every time after class, there will be a group of little fans around outside. 5l photo, yes, only side view. 6l: That's right. 7l: I took the TOEFL and she took the IELTS. The UK is closer to her mother's house. 8l: I may have time after I finish the TOEFL.Photo → [Picture]

12l: The landlord's hand speed...is a bit scary.The photo is pasted like this, but he is still unstoppably handsome, the smile on the corner of his mouth is so gentle! !

13l: Damn it!Is this a girl?This boy with a good aura! !The one on the side is the landlord himself, right?How tall is your friend?

14l: Is this really a girl?Look at my short legs and dark skin... TAT

15l: Awwhhhhhh eyelashes are too foul! !The gentleness that can be seen in the photos is so enviable! !

16l: Damn, does anyone pay attention to those hands!hand!hand!hand!Say important things three times! !

17l: The landlord must have accumulated virtue in his previous life!Where can I find such a good friend!Brown sugar water, belly rubbing, jujube porridge, telling jokes...I QAQ

18l: It is estimated that the host will not be able to find a boyfriend in the future. To have a friend who is so handsome, gentle, and a top student, life is complete! !

19l Zhao Danan God: If he sees this post, you will not survive tomorrow.

20l Master Ke is the most handsome: Upstairs, I will drag you into the water before I die (smile).Then answer and analyze the questions: ①②Already answered, ③Aojiao lives very close to my friend, just jump from the balcony of his house to my friend’s house, he has the key, otherwise how could I be stared at! ④ Friends of six years, from the sixth grade of elementary school to the second grade of high school.

21 Mr. Ke is the most handsome: ⑤ This is a long story, let’s take it slow, my friend and I are at the same table, Aojiao sits behind my friend, because I’m not good at science, so I always ask her some questions, Every time I get closer, as long as one fist is close, the murderous look behind my back can kill me in the next second.Last time I joked that I was going to take her back to be a child bride, and the next second I felt like I was about to die, and then the guy upstairs took me and ran away.

Everyone has the history of going to Internet cafes to hack, right?When I was killed in the game, my friends would come to help me and abandon the Tsundere who was PKing, but the next second after I was solved, I would be invited by Tsundere to the arena to beat me up!That's right, it's hit to burst!He is also known as exercising skills! !

Most importantly, that guy is not my friend's boyfriend! !Just a simple bamboo horse! !Every time he is unfriendly to me, I want to abandon this pair of CPs! ! ! ! !Brainwash my friend to come home with me! ! ! ! !

22l: Look at the exclamation mark from the landlord!Tsk tsk tsk, the resentment is too deep to be overcome.

23l Zhao Danan God: Don't even think about it, I'll go home with you, and you can be taken away by a wave before you go out, and then decomposed until there is no scum left. Do you believe it?

24l: Is upstairs also one of the insiders?Come on and tell your story.

25l: The more I look at it, the more I feel that the poster is here to show off my friends, what should I do!I also have a friend, but when my stomach hurts, she usually slaps her thighs and laughs~(︵`)~, what can I do, I am also very desperate.

26l: I agree with you above. The last sentence is the key point, right?Not boyfriend and girlfriend? !

27l: Maybe this has something to do with the weird brain circuit that the poster mentioned?

28l Male God Zhao: Right answer!Tsundere obviously possesses a lot of friends, but he never thinks of him as a girlfriend. The key is that when I tried him recently, I didn't dare to be too obvious. If I embarrass him, I guess I will take a pill.

29l Master Ke is the most handsome: That's right, the brain circuit is so strange that I can't even imagine it.The key is that the way these two get along is obviously the same as that of a lover, but they insist on not confessing their love! !Life and death do not confess! !Feed dog food every day and still not confess! !Cooking and delivering meals has become a daily routine, and feeding and feeding interactions exist all the time! !I have become the svip of the FFF group! !

30l analysis expert: Don't expect him to confess his love to someone who can beat a girl to the brim.Furthermore, it may be that he hasn't really put this issue before him, and he may still think that this person is mine, so she will be my non-existence in the future. What to explain, others don't want to snatch her away .is that so?Landlord, have you not made insinuations?

31l Master Ke is the most handsome: How could there be no one! !Last time I asked my friend and confessed, he didn't even know! !I think my friend has confessed clearly.The last time I went to a friend's house, my friend asked him to bring me a bottle of drink, then went to the kitchen and the two of them talked about something, and came out arrogantly and asked me a word: What is a wife?

32l: What is a wife... Tsundere is a scumbag, right?

33l: I feel sorry for the friend of the host, it’s not easy for a girl to confess her love, and the other party doesn’t even know what it is after finally confessing her love...

34l analysis expert: Suddenly, the picture was filled in my brain, um, I can't speak.

35l Male God Zhao: What is this?What are you talking about?

36l Master Ke is the most handsome: Are you stupid upstairs?Do you hang around here too much? !

37l Male God Zhao: You are stupid!Who messed with this place? !

38l Master Ke is the most handsome: Wait a minute, what about others?Who are you?

39l Male God Zhao: Who are you?

40l Master Ke is the most handsome: Yang Xixi? ! !

42l Male God Zhao: It's me, who are you? !

43l Master Ke is the most handsome: qjiikzjqi＄djaibsjsjsjs

44l: Live scoring? !

45l: What happened? !I'm a bit confused right now.

46l analysis expert: Looking at the reaction of the host, could it be that he posted the post without telling himself and then some acquaintances browsed the post, and finally the mobile phone was taken away and the deity Yang Xixi appeared?

47l: Hiss... tsk tsk tsk in this scene

48l: So did the host drop his phone in fright, or did he lose his face on the keyboard?

49l: What's next?Where is the host?Strategic retreat or forced offline?

50l: It's probably forced to log off. If you are found by the deity, don't you log off first?

51l: Not necessarily, it should be a strategic retreat.

52l: So this post just disappeared?

……

220l Master Ke is the most handsome: I lost my phone, just now that idiot @赵大男神’s phone was seen by this deity, this deity came to me, I created an account for him to get people in @羊书习

221l Male God Zhao: How do I know he will suddenly appear behind me? !It's not like you don't know his hand speed!

222l Sheep Xixi: So what exactly is this place? !And what the hell is this ID! !

223l: When I went there, I thought this post was gone!

224l: I finally waited for you. Fortunately, I didn't give up!

225l: I don’t know why I suddenly feel that this post is not very friendly to this deity 222l...

226l: Hahahahahahaha upstairs hahahahahaha

227l Master Ke is the most handsome: Ahem!Now that the building is crooked, let's make it a little more crooked.Yang Xixi, when you come here, you should figure it out before you go out.

228l Yang Xixi: Figure out what? How to change the ID? !

229l: Generally, once you get an ID, you can't change it. Doesn't this deity know?

230l Sheep Xixi: How do I know?This number was not built by me.

231l: This deity, you are such a dick, do you know Qingmei?

232l Yang Xixi: Why does she want to know?

233l Master Ke is the most handsome: Yang Xixi, your brain circuit is hopeless, this is a meme! !

234l Yang Xixi: Oh.Where did this photo come from?When was it filmed?I do not know how?

235l Master Ke is the most handsome: ... This photo was taken by Zhao San. You were not with us last week and took it. Why do you want to know?

236l Sheep Xixi: Why can't I know?

237l Master Ke is the most handsome: I mean, what identity do you use to know?Is she a bamboo horse?

238l Yang Xixi: Nonsense!

239l Master Ke is the most handsome: Yang Xixi, then you are too lenient, she is not yours alone, right?Didn't put your sheep Xixi's label on it?As long as he is not yours, you don't need you to know what she does.

240l: Wow, love rivals tear each other apart?

241l: The speed of the two people's hands is so fast that they can't get into the building! !

242l: This may not be a rival in love but an enemy, but basically this kind of stimulation may be needed to see the deity's answer.

243l: That's right, this deity is the same as my friend's male ticket, and it was the same before. It takes stimulation to connect the brain circuits.

244l analysis expert: Looking at the conversation, I just want to ask, how do you feel about the girl in the photo?Simple Ome?

245l Sheep Xixi: What does it feel like?

246l analysis expert: Let me put it this way, according to what you said before, it seems that you are no longer a pure childhood sweetheart for her, but you treat her as a girlfriend.

247l Yang Xixi: Girlfriend?What's the meaning?

248l analysis expert: Uh, your sense of possession for her is no longer purely between friends, you didn’t know she went out with others and when you took such a photo, your first reaction was why they were so close?

249l Yang Xixi: ...

250l Zhao Danan God: Translation: Upstairs is an affirmative answer

251l analysis expert: After that, you will feel that this photo is extremely dazzling, and you want to take them apart every minute, right?

252l Male God Zhao: Live broadcast: This deity does not speak while holding a mobile phone, but his expression is quite tangled.

253l: This may be the weirdest post I've seen, from complaints to civil wars to relationship guidance...

254l: Upstairs +1

255l: +ID card number

256l: If you feel entangled, then consider my question below. It turns out that the one who has been with you all the time and only sees you suddenly has another person, and will hold hands, hug, kiss, and cook with him in the future. Even applaud for love, angry?

257l Goddess Zhao: The phone screen is about to be crushed... I think I'm going to run away and blood will splash on the spot...

258l analysis expert: Judging from your friend's answer, it is obvious that you are unwilling.Besides, according to the host's description, there are not many girls like this, so take care of it, young man.

259l: After waiting for so long and no one spoke, I took over the building... Where did everyone go?

260l: It's been an hour and a half, right?The deity, the host, the host's friends, and the analysis staff are all gone.

261l: Probably to discuss how to chase people down?

262l: Not necessarily, the deity... is it?

……

426l Mr. Ke is the most handsome: According to this guy @赵大男神 said that the deity has gone to fight Glory and calmed down, and posted a few pictures while he was away. Sleeping head photo] [Arranging the collar photo] [Shoulder photo]

427l: The appearance of the host really seems to be burning burning burning burning burning burning! !

428l: Damn, it would be too much if we didn't get together! !

429l: No face? !Just by looking at their backs, you can tell that these two people look amazing! !

430l: Call FFF regiment headquarters!Call the FFF regiment headquarters! !

431l: Show everyone the way → (Xiang CP Post Bar)

432l: Damn it!I'd say this description sounds familiar! !

433l Goddess Zhao: I suggest you delete the post immediately, he has already taken out his phone...

434l Master Ke is the most handsome: hold him back!I delete the post! !

Tong Ke's hand speed reached the extreme, and Zhao San's message came after he deleted the post.

Male God Zhao: Fortunately, you are quick!Erxiang forced me to ask who posted the post!

Master Ke is the most handsome: I will hang you in front of Master Ke when my vest falls off! !

Male God Zhao: No need, Er Xiang was called away by Bian Ke.

Master Ke is the most handsome: It's okay, okay.

Close Zhao San's dialog box, and click on another person's.

Master Ke is the most handsome: Analyzing it, thank you for your help v

Analysis expert: Why are you being polite, do you still have photos of Mr. Ke's private house?

Master Ke is the most handsome: Khan!There are posts in the post bar, and I will post them regularly there.

Analysis expert: OK, then I will go to the Post Bar.

Master Ke is the most handsome: Goodbye

The author has something to say:

To be honest, let’s just read this chapter at will, Xixi will show a little more emotionally in the future than before.

Happy eating ●v●