[Comprehensive] Give me amnesia!

After a battle, the Ulster camp became lively again.

The wounded were tended, the weapons sharpened, the horses fed.Things can never be finished, and as a non-combat force, Rieger was naturally pulled to do all kinds of odds and ends, but was stopped by Cu Chulainn.

"It's hard to win a battle, let's relax first."

The great hero swept his arms around him, grinning, smelling of alcohol, and without any explanation, he fished out the petite boy from a group of coachmen, and carried him on his shoulders very smoothly. Next, walked away leisurely, and educated confidently:

"I know about nursing chariots all day long, and I don't know anything about pleasure. You can't get a wife like this. Come on, big brother will take you to see it, let's see it first."

"Rige" who was cast aside by his jealous colleagues:

... No, I don't want to play with women, I just want to feed the horse and chop firewood to send you on your way.

The sound of protest had just come to his lips, Cu Chulainn might be tired of walking, and suddenly he jumped up with his feet on the ground, jumped to the eaves several meters high and started to run quickly.Erika, who was carried on her shoulders, with her fragile belly close to the hard bones and her head down, was immediately hit by the sudden jolt, wishing she could spit all the mushroom soup she ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner onto the spearman.

But Cu Chulainn didn't notice it yet, relying on the heroic spirit of winning the battle, and holding the spoils on his shoulders, he jumped happily by himself.It wasn't until we reached our destination that something was wrong.

"Rig?"

There is no echo.

Carefully cushioning the silent young man on his shoulders, Cu Chulainn hurriedly dragged his own driver down, and probing with his hands, he found that the young man was already very angry.

——!

"Hey! Rig, cheer up, hey!"

Cu Chulainn stared at his red eyes, and nervously supported the boy's limp body and shook it desperately, finally shaking his soul that was about to lose his body back to his body.

The black-haired, brown-eyed boy with a stiff face slapped his hands away expressionlessly, retching on the ground.

Erika swore countless times: Next time, I will definitely rub this cowardly guy on the ground!

She was thinking so angrily, but she caught a glimpse of the water bag handed over from the corner of her eye, took it and touched it with her hand, it was still warm, and she drank it unceremoniously.

...Well, forget it this time.

Resources are so tight, and the rough style of ancient warriors did not have the habit of boiling water, but Erixiang's stomach pampered by modern life can't get used to raw water.After going back and forth, Cu Chulainn, who had figured out her habits, was nagging, "I can't live on the battlefield with such a delicate personality, Rieger", but at some point, he always warmed a pot of boiling water for him.

The sweet liquid poured in from her throat, and she let the big hero rub away the physiological tears from the corners of her eyes with the rough fingertips. She didn't release the water bag until she suppressed the water in her stomach, and wiped away the tears from her lips. Water-stained, he looked up at the blue-haired warrior waiting beside him:

"Tell me, what will happen this time?"

The young man's tone was irritable and full of impatience. Cu Chulainn, who was accustomed to this attitude, was not angry at all. He leaned down towards him and checked him over and over again.

"...What are you doing!"

"Well, I was just thinking," Cu Chulainn let go of his hand and scratched his chin thoughtfully, "You have been following me for so long, and you still don't have any muscle at all. You can't stand this little bump. It's hard to imagine. How can such a good driving technique-"

Before Cu Chulainn could finish speaking, he saw the young man with his hands folded to protect his chest, staring at him warily with a look of garbage.

"—Rig?" The hero paused strangely, thinking that the other party didn't believe him, so he patted his eight-pack abs boldly, "You still have a long way to go to become an excellent fighter !"

As he said that, he stretched out his hand jokingly to poke the boy's non-existent chest muscles——

"—Wow!"

With his fingers deftly avoiding the boy's clenched white teeth, Cu Chulainn looked blankly at "Rig" whose face turned red for no reason, and shouted with a distorted smile:

"How could it be possible to change so many things all at once!!!"

Q: After transgender, will the non-existent breasts become pectoral muscles?

Erika took personal experience to prove that nothing changed except for an extra organ that made her feel ashamed that she didn't want to solve her physical problems.

What should be flat is still flat, what should not be warped is still not warped.

In the final analysis——for people with superpowers, this should be the case, right?

Erika took the skinny young man with pink hair and the skinny boy who helped her with the closest contact as a typical case, and once again succeeded in comforting herself.

As a standard mage-type combat power, that's what it should be!

Those with eight-pack abs holding a fake magic book and holding up an ax to attack people at a disagreement are definitely fakes!

Burning out her rationality, Erika pulled out her horsewhip, and chased and killed Cu Chulainn, who was in a daze from the beginning to the end, with a grinning grin.

Speaking of which, this has happened several times. Although Cu Chulainn can be regarded as careful among the rough guys, he always pokes her pain points inadvertently when dealing with the "male" cubs who are begging for life on the battlefield.At the beginning, the little girl remembered Saiki Kusuo's advice. As time went by, and as she became more familiar with Cu Chulainn, she became more and more prone to rush at her because of the bloody battlefield and unsatisfactory food. The only "big brother" loses his temper.

The delicate, weak and even effeminate young coachman blushed and yelled at the famous Ulster warrior. This weird scene made the hero often ridiculed by his comrades.

For example today——

"Yo, Ku, playing games with the little girl again."

Sitting by the well, the dark-skinned strong man laughed and waved to the two who were chasing and fleeing.

[Little girl] is a joking name for "Rig", no matter how delicate Ulster boys are, they don't want to be called like that.Kee Rika is essentially a little girl, but for the convenience of changing her gender, she has always been indifferent to these remarks.

She didn't move her eyes, she just stared at Cu Chulainn who was jumping happily in front of her, and found that it was impossible to get closer without using her ability. braked.

Erika's eyes lit up suddenly, and she was about to take two notes to pass the cravings, but the wrist that was accumulating strength froze in mid-air due to the unexpected speech.

"Who allowed you to call him that?"

The great hero's voice was hoarse, and he couldn't distinguish between emotions and anger.

The warrior's powerful body was tense like a leopard, and half of his face was turned aside, looking at the man coldly.

The black-skinned soldier's complexion changed suddenly, as if recalling some bad memories, looking at those bloodthirsty red eyes, his heart froze, he quickly smiled dryly and raised his hands to beg for mercy: "Don't, don't, I'll give Rieg My brother apologizes."

Cu Chulainn turned his face away, staring at the complex and inexplicable expression of the brown-haired boy, his cold face softened a little, he easily took the whip from the boy's hand, and licked the other's chest like an adult beast comforting the cub The soft hair seemed to feel good in the hand, and after two more strokes, he grinned his white teeth and said with a hearty smile: "It's okay, under my training, Rieger will soon have a manly appearance."

Cu Chulainn tilted his dog's head, recalling the original purpose of running around with the boy inappropriately:

"By the way, there is going to be a celebration banquet over there. I heard that there are some nice women here. I'll take you there to meet them."

When he said this, he paused, and his expression became a little more solemn:

"However, with your small body, you can't eat meat for the time being."? ? ?

Erika: Give me back my touch, thank you.

I knew early on that Celtic warriors were ahead of modern society in terms of sexual openness, but it was absolutely impossible for her to seamlessly integrate into this kind of environment where sex was played regardless of the occasion.

Fortunately, Cu Chulainn is still clean and self-sufficient, and he doesn't have the bad habit of relying on women to vent his pressure after the war, and finally avoids the tragedy of Erika's long needle eye.

She lazily but firmly rejected Cu Chulainn's enthusiastic invitation to "show her around", and yawned five times in a row to show that she was really sleepy, so the hero reluctantly let go of her hand and said that she would send her back.

"...No, I can do it myself."

"You were so sleepy after the last battle that you almost fell into a fire pit. Fortunately, I was by your side." Cu Chulainn patted her on the shoulder with a solemn expression, as if to say, "Stop joking." ? ? ?

You are not joking!

If it wasn't because you were beside me, where would a gust of evil wind blow my lord into the fire pit? !

Erika gritted her teeth secretly, but she was also aware of the great hero's uncompromising nature in certain aspects, so she just followed him and walked slowly towards the tent.

So casually, something happened again.

Before taking a few steps, a slippery stone suddenly appeared on the solid and dry ground trampled by the crowd. Erika stepped on it without paying attention, and leaned towards the passing tent——

"Be careful!" Cu Chulainn stretched out his hand to grab it, but he never thought that there was an inexplicably extra stone under his feet. The agile warrior was suspended in the air, and he couldn't catch up for a while, but bumped into the young man who was still struggling to maintain his balance. , the two fell down extremely dramatically.

"—are you all right, Rigg?"

After a short period of confusion, Cu Chulainn only felt the softness of his body, only to realize that the boy was being held down by himself, with one arm supporting the ground awkwardly.As soon as he lowered his head, the tip of his nose brushed against the soft hair of the other party, which made his heart jump inexplicably, and his expression froze.

The young man didn't respond to his question, his raised face froze in the air, his eyes were straight ahead, his back suddenly tensed.

The chest was tightly pressed, Cu Chulainn quickly noticed the boy's unnaturalness, and he subconsciously followed the other person's line of sight——

Two naked/naked breasts rolled into a ball, the upper one had eight-pack abs, and the lower one also had eight-pack abs. Two muscular men were stacked on top of each other. This pose looked familiar.

Cu Chulainn's pupils shrank suddenly, and he instinctively covered the eyes of the boy below him.But seeing the man at the top, after a brief astonishment, smiled at him naturally:

"You really have this kind of relationship, Ku. Now that you're here, do you want to join?"

——!

Heck!

Before it was too late to plug Lige's ears, Cu Chulainn jumped up from the ground, hugged the boy in his arms, and ran away with a black face.

The heart in his chest was beating fast, especially the part close to the young man. Cu Chulainen interpreted the discordant heartbeat as burning anger, and secretly kept those two faces in his heart, forcibly ignoring that it was his mistake. First, he decided to beat the two of them to relieve his anger after sending the boy back.

Although I have heard of such things before, but I ran into it with my own eyes—it was still in such an embarrassing situation with my own little driver, the hero never expected it.

His brain was muddled, and he ran away against the night wind for a long time without paying attention. It was not until the boy in his arms tugged his sleeve for the third time that Cu Chulainn finally came to his senses, stopped, and found that he had already run away from the camp.

He pursed his lips, feeling the heat still steaming on his face, let go of the imprisoned boy's arms, watched the boy jump down to the ground slowly, scratched his face, and said a little at a loss: "Don't take it to heart, Rieg. "

The young man kept his head down to straighten his clothes, and only raised his head when he heard him speak, but the embarrassment and embarrassment he thought was not in his eyes.Instead, he was contemptuously arrogant, like a nobleman looking at a country bumpkin. His brown eyes were cold and indifferent under the moonlight. The young man pulled his thin lips together:

"What a fuss." ? ?

Looking at Cu Chulainn's doggy face, Erika finally found a sense of advanced superiority of modern people, with a sarcastic smile on the corner of her mouth: "Weren't you very enthusiastic when you asked me to observe?"

"Huh? That's not—"

"Hmph," as a person who has come here, Erika said coldly and earnestly to the ancient people who always regarded themselves as elders, but now they seem a little ignorant: "Before true love, there is no gender."

The author has something to say: Cu Chulainn: That’s how it is, I’ve been taught.

Why did it pop up all of a sudden?

Because I went out for a walk today, I was so hot that I didn’t want to use my brain, so I wrote out the part that didn’t use my brain.