good things

"Hahaha! Are you bragging? How is it possible? The president of a listed company? With you? Haha..." The naked cartoonist burst into tears with laughter, and he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "Honey, you want to provide me with You don’t need to edit the material like this! You are so cute!”

cute?Compared with being cute, Wang Xuyi felt ridicule more.

As early as just now, the "baby" that the cartoonist called had caused Wang Xuyi extreme discomfort.Hearing his screams, Wang Xuyi became paralyzed, but out of politeness, he explained after his release that he had already reached the climax of orgasm.

Originally in the bar, Wang Xuyi saw that the young man who claimed to be a cartoonist was good-looking and had the flair of an artist, so he came to the bar with him.It turned out that it was not so pleasant afterwards, and Wang Xuyi couldn't help being a little disappointed.In order not to be so disappointed, during the "after the event" stage, the two chatted about the people they had dated, and Wang Xuyi also talked about his best experience.

Unexpectedly, he was laughed at.Wang Xuyi doesn't smoke, but he heard that many artists smoke, drink, and even take drugs in order to create.Therefore, he interpreted the behavior of the cartoonist smoking on the bed as the living habit of the artist.

In order not to be so dangerous, Wang Xuyi sat on the sofa.

Faced with the cartoonist's ridicule, Wang Xuyi wanted to change the subject and asked where his cartoons were serialized and which works had been published.But he thought about it for a while, and decided that he was too lazy to talk to this artist who only met once, so he said, "Believe it or not." He shrugged, "I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first."

"Huh?" The cartoonist probably didn't expect it, and immediately sat up straight when he heard the words, making a gesture of convincing, "Are you angry? Baby, don't be angry! I'm just kidding!"

Who is your baby?Are you that familiar?We don't even know each other's names, I even wonder if you are a manga artist.Wang Xuyi slandered in his heart, and said: "It's really something. Let's go first, bye." After he finished speaking, he got up, took his coat and scarf, and was very grateful that he had put on his clothes and shoes earlier.

On the way home, Wang Xuyi regretted going to the bar to drink away his sorrows. Sure enough, he could only worry more.

However, after much deliberation, he had to make a judgment based on facts: dating itself was fine, but it was his bad luck that he met a cartoonist who liked to brag, and he had to brag along with him.

But that's not bragging, is it?However, it sounded so unbelievable that more than three months later, when Wang Xuyi recalled that night again, he couldn't help wondering if it was a dream.

Of course it wasn't a dream, otherwise where did the rent he just paid during the day come from?

Thinking of the rising rent, Wang Xuyi was very upset.Three months ago, the first thing he did when he got the money was to pay the rent in arrears, but he was reluctant to pay it all, thinking he had to save some for emergencies, so he only paid it for a quarter.However, he never expected that the landlord would raise the rent three months later!

Wang Xuyi couldn't help doubting her approach, saying that other people would notify in advance of rent increases.

Her answer turned out to be that she had notified him a week in advance, and he could decide to live or move out within a week.

Wang Xuyi was angry for a week, and finally paid all the rent for the next six months.So far, the "labor results" obtained in that "paid service" have all been reset to zero.

The reason for the landlord to increase the rent is simple: as the house price rises, the rent must of course rise accordingly.

Although Wang Xuyi thinks this reason is ridiculous, the house price will only go up, and according to her, the rent will only go up accordingly.

If the payment is only for three months, the price will have to increase if the guarantee is not guaranteed, so Wang Xuyi simply pays more.

That money was not only used to pay rent, Wang Xuyi also used it to repay credit cards and consumer loans.The money he earns from being with the president can improve his life so much, no wonder there are people in this world who are willing to sell themselves and be taken care of.

The gap between rich and poor is huge...

Because of this, Wang Xuyi was really upset, that's why he went to the bar, and that's why he met that unknown cartoonist.

About that matter, Wang Xuyi didn't just talk to everyone after he and Wu Xiaoying had a sex appointment.If others didn't ask, he would never take the initiative to tell, and the first time someone asked after that was already a month after they said goodbye at the hotel.

During that month, Wang Xuyi lived cautiously, but he was not sure why he was cautious.This inexplicable tension was the easiest to get rid of, and Wang Xuyi forgot it a month later.As expected, Wu Xiaoying didn't ask him out again as he had imagined, so he could return to his life with confidence and boldness.

Unexpectedly, he returned to his own life and lived the old life again. The first person he dated asked, "Hey, who have you dated?"

It's okay to talk about it, anyway, he and Wu Xiaoying will not meet again, he is not afraid of the other party making trouble.After Wang Xuyi thought about it, he realized what he was nervous about in the past month.

He feared that there would be a sequel to that, though, in the depths of his heart that he didn't want to admit, vaguely hoped that there would be a sequel.Because even if it is a dream... people love to dream.

Just because he knew that he was dreaming, when Wang Xuyi mentioned that matter, he didn't take it into consideration.Moreover, when people meet by chance, it is easier to talk about things that are not humane on weekdays, because they believe that they will never see each other again, so what they say is true and false, false and true, and the other party believes it. Believe it or not, it doesn't matter.

In the past, when Wang Xuyi went out to have sex, if the other party was curious about his experience, he would say the same.It was like an exchange, a very common conversation piece, as common as sex itself.There are always people who are interested in these things, although in Wang Xuyi's view, the reason why the other party asks is just to wait for him to "throw a brick to attract jade", so that he can tell something more worthy of bragging.

However, what Wang Xuyi said at the time was of course not the president of the listed company.Sometimes he said "I didn't meet anything special", sometimes he said "You are the most special one I met", and sometimes he said: "I made an appointment with a doctoral student from the National Institute of Technology."

Compared to the president, a doctorate from the National Institute of Technology is of course nothing.However, even in this day and age, people still have very special and deep feelings for intellectuals. If they hear the last answer, their reaction is usually—they widen their eyes in surprise and burst out laughing, Said: "It turns out that the students of 'Guogong' also have sex? It seems that they are not so good!"

The implication is that it's not a good thing to have sex with?Wang Xuyi couldn't like this kind of self-deprecating person, but luckily they met by chance.

Moreover, Wang Xuyi did not have an appointment with a Ph.D. from the National Institute of Technology.That's all his bullshit.But the irony is that when he told lies, so many people took it seriously, but now when he tells the truth, everyone takes it as a joke.

Thinking of this, Wang Xuyi sighed in his heart.

In the future, if he is asked again, he can still say that he had an appointment with a Ph.D. from the National Institute of Technology.Isn't Wu Xiaoying a Ph.D. from the National Institute of Technology?

Wang Xuyi smiled sourly and shook his head.

When I was young, there lived an aunt opposite Wang Xuyi's house.When Wang Xuyi was in kindergarten, that aunt's daughter was admitted to Northern University.

It is an institution of higher learning comparable to the National Institute of Technology. In a small county like theirs, it may not be possible for a student to be admitted in a few years.That elder sister is regarded as a glorious ancestor, and everyone in the neighborhood envies that aunt.To Wang Xuyi, she is "other people's child". Wang Xuyi always heard from his parents that he should learn from his sister.

Unfortunately, Wang Xuyi has never met that sister.Without a reference entity, he really didn't know how to learn from her.

The elder sister went to the United States after graduating from her undergraduate degree, where she continued her studies, got married and had children.After her grandson was born, the aunt went abroad to visit her daughter's family.That was the farthest place she had ever been to in her life. Although she only lived there for a month, the experience there became the subject of all her conversations for the rest of her life.

Like everyone else, what the aunt said was very interesting to him whenever he heard it for the first time.After all, it is an anecdote from a foreign country, not the foreign country in the TV report, it is a real "seeing is believing".However, when the topic was repeatedly stirred up like a bowl of cold rice, Wang Xuyi gradually lost his appetite and despised that aunt who had never been to anywhere except the United States, so he could only talk about it.

Wang Xuyi didn't realize until recently that the reason why people repeatedly bring up those anecdotes that others are tired of hearing is not because they themselves think it is so interesting, but because it is the farthest place they have been to and the furthest thing they have seen. Good thing, nicest people I've ever met.Those "cold meals" are the only experiences they think they can get.

Wang Xuyi used to only have fictional "cold food", but now he has something to really say, even if it sounds incredible to others, even if no one believes it, he thinks it's okay to talk - he has had enough of "fiction".

Liang Yueli: Baby, are you there? ?

Facing this person whom he hadn't contacted for several months, Wang Xuyi was extremely surprised.He immediately remembered that the final payment of Nagano Automobile had not been settled, and when he saw this name, he felt disgusted from the bottom of his heart.

Wang Xuyi: Yes, what's the matter? (*?▽?*)

Liang Yueli: (=′ω′=) I finally got the last payment of Nagano Motors!I can transfer it to you, is it still the same account as before?

The sudden good news caught Wang Xuyi off guard. He was stunned for a few seconds, and quickly replied: Mmmmmmm!Yes! 187 That! ?(?)?

After a while, the mobile phone's payment software reminded Wang Xuyi that a sum of money had been received.Wang Xuyi clicked on it and jumped up from the bed in surprise.

He is rich!Although the landlord raised the rent so desperately, forcing him to pay the rent for half a year in a fit of anger, now he has money again!

Liang Yueli: (*?ω-q) Have you received it?

Wang Xuyi: I got it, I got it, thank you, Sister Li!Ms. Li has worked hard! ?

Liang Yueli: You're welcome!If there is a suitable advertisement in the future, I will find you~?

Wang Xuyi: Yes, yes, definitely! (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

After receiving the final payment for the advertisement, Wang Xuyi instantly forgot all the unhappiness and depression all day long.Although he hadn't thought of how to use the money for the time being, he still happily looked at the extra amount in the account repeatedly.

This feeling is much better than the feeling of getting the envelope from the hotel front desk before.Sure enough, the happiest thing is to earn money through work!Wang Xuyi was so happy that he kissed the phone twice.