child prodigy at eighty

"Okay, okay, that's great." Liu Erhua was so happy that she stood up and went out, "No, I have to go shopping, I don't worry about what the little one buys, boss, wait, mom will cook something delicious for you today .”

"Mom, Mom..." shouted here, and the person had already gone out happily.

"Brother, where are the gifts? What about the airplane tank made of bullet casings that you mentioned in your letter?" Xiao Si asked impatiently, blinking his eyes.

"Heh, Xiao Si has grown so tall! Let Big Brother test how heavy you are!" Song Shilei picked him up with one hand, "Do you miss Big Brother?"

"Uh, think about it." This is a child who is not good at lying, he really didn't think much about it...

"Think about it!" Song Shilei slapped him on the buttocks, "Little bastard without a conscience, it's a pity that I still wanted to bring you the best one!"

"what? What?"

I saw him take out a palm-sized delicate plane from his bag, the yellow one was made of glued bullet casings, it was so beautiful.

Xiao Si went crazy with joy, jumping all over the room, "Airplane, my airplane!"

"What about mine? Brother, you don't favor one person over another, do you?" Song Shiyu also reached out to ask for it.He doesn't care about gifts, but he cares about that kind of heart.

"If it's short, no one can short you!" Song Shilei then took out a small rectangular wooden box and stuffed it into his hand, "Look for yourself."

He opened it at the time and saw that it was a box of ink ingots, and he knew it was a good ink from Taoteng as soon as he got started, "Thank you, brother, what about the others? Let's take it out together."

Then he took out a bunch of things, Inner Mongolia lambskin waistcoats, sheepskin knee pads, waist pads, beef jerky, kumiss, and cheese.

"What is this?" Song Shiyu picked out a gorgeous scarf.

"Oh, I bought this from a villager of the Zhuang nationality. How does my mother wear it?"

"It's not good." Song Shiyu pulled his face, "You went to the border? A war?"

"No, where are you going? Can I not tell my family about such a big matter?" Song Shilei denied it. "Don't be surprised. I have a comrade-in-arms who is from the Zhuang nationality. He brought it to me."

"Xiao Si, show your little friend the plane, and envy them." Song Xiaosan sent Xiao Si out, leaving only the two of them at home, "Aren't you telling me the truth?"

"No, what did you ask me to say? It's not like you don't know that I served in Inner Mongolia."

"Don't pretend, the smell of gunpowder is still on your body. That's because I didn't pay attention just now, and your face just lied to our mother and fourth child. You can't even fool our father!"

"I said, how did you see it? I didn't say anything, just this brocade?"

"I won't tell you, for fear that you will be too proud."

"Go away, don't talk too much."

"I'm idle. Why did you get promoted? What merits have you made to be rewarded with a promotion? Are you injured?" This is what he cares about.

"Small injury, good morning, if it's not good, I can't come back, can I?" Song Shilei smiled: "You are the only one who has a lot of thought, your brother and I performed well in the army, and the military medals are one after another. If you don't mention me, who should I mention? "

"Okay, big brother, just save yourself, be careful to blow the cowhide, and blow your face with saliva."

"What are you talking about?" Dad Song Changhe will also be here, and he heard that his eldest son is back on the way, so he was so happy that he went straight to pick up a bottle of wine, and wanted to drink one with his son tonight.

Naturally, it was the same set of words again, and he really didn't hide it from his father. Song Changhe was silent for a while, "Will you go to the battlefield after you mention it?"

"No, we're done." Song Shilei said honestly.

Song Changhe breathed out slowly, "Then work hard in the army and remember how you got promoted."

"understood."

"Also, don't tell your mother, she won't listen to this."

"Ah."

Not long after, Liu Erhua came back with a basket of vegetables and meat in a hurry, and rushed into the kitchen as soon as he came back, not caring about talking to them.

"I bought everything and our mother went again, so you don't trust me." The second child complained very dissatisfied, "Then don't let me go."

"Okay, you're the one who has a lot to do." Song Shilei patted him, gave him the gift, and then said, "Why does our house pretend so well? Even our head's house is not so beautiful, so I dare not come in." gone."

"Hey, isn't this afraid that you will bring back the daughter-in-law of the army commander? We will show you face." Song Shifeng said with a smile, "This is the only one in Shangyu City."

"Nonsense!" He scolded with a smile, "Find me a daughter-in-law of the army commander as my wife."

"I can't do this. If I'm in the army, I'll solve it for you. Unfortunately, I'm not here." Song Shifeng said nonsense, "Brother, you have to work hard, don't let my younger brother catch up with you, that would be too much fell shame."

"Just you?" Song Shilei looked him up and down, especially paying attention to the three points below his navel, "wait another ten years."

Song Shifeng became angry from embarrassment: "Stop looking down on people, I've grown up!"

Song Shilei stood up, raised his face and pointed to the bathroom, "Bibi?"

"Compare!" Song Shifeng, who thought he was also very good, strode over.

"Childish!" Song Shiyu covered his face, not wanting to admit that it was his brother.

Immediately afterwards, Song Lao Er yelled, "Are you human! Not human!"

"What, what?" Xiao Si, who just came back, wanted to join in the fun with a curious expression on his face, but was grabbed by Song Xiaosan, "It's boring, your second brother is sick."

"Oh." Song Shiyan nodded suddenly, and fell ill again.

As soon as Song Shilei came back, the house was extremely lively every day. It seemed that the addition of such a person would bring countless anger. The reunion of this year was lively, but there was one less daughter-in-law. Everyone collectively asked the boss to hurry up and find a wife. It made the boss roll his eyes.

"I'm only 22, not 32, it's never too late for you to urge me when I'm [-]!"

"Don't enter the house when you are thirty! You are useless!" Liu Erhua scolded with a smile.

"That's right, old bachelor!" Xiao Si continued.

"You know what a fart!" The boss picked up Xiao Si and ran away, causing Xiao Si to scream.

The days of the reunion seemed to pass very quickly. Fifteen years passed in the blink of an eye, and the boss picked up his backpack and set off again.

This time everyone's hearts are very different from last time. Go to school. After school, you will be an officer. Their old Song family also has someone who will be an officer!

Immediately after going to school, going to school, going to work, going to work, and another half a year of busy chattering.

The sophomore year of high school must be divided into classes of arts and sciences, and Song Shiyu completely died of his mechanized heart when the results came out.No matter how good he is in liberal arts, he can't do enough in science, and the whole partial subject is beyond the reach of the sky.In the last physical chemistry exam, he scored 34 and scored 58, which was the lowest score for him, and his face was always red and smoking.

The myth of other people's children finally broke, and the peers in the same building finally found confidence. Look, the prodigy is not a god!

Look at his mathematics, physics and chemistry, he is so bad!

To be honest, Song Xiaosan really couldn't figure it out, he had worked so hard to learn these things, why couldn't he understand those things?He really, really likes science and wants to be a scientist, er, a repairman is fine too! ! ! !

But the cruel reality made him want to die.

On the contrary, his parents are very open-minded. Although they say that they are not afraid to learn mathematics, physics and chemistry to travel all over the world, but it is very good for his son to go to a first-class university with his liberal arts scores. They don't dislike him at all, really.

His mother, Liu Erhua, said: "San'er, what about liberal arts and science, as long as you can go to college, you are doing well. Mom is happy."

"But I'm not happy." Song Shiyu rolled his eyes: "My ideal is to be a scientist. If I can't, I'll be a repairman. What's so good about liberal arts? I've been studying all my life."

"You only go to school for a few days and you'll live your whole life. Don't you know that you'll learn it all the time?" Papa Song gave him an apple, "Your uncle brought it in the morning, eat it."

Song Xiaosi also gnawed on a big apple. The ten-year-old Xiaosi had a pretty face. Compared with Xiaosan, she was two points less free and easy, but three points more delicate. Even if she was wearing a vest and shorts, her appearance did not diminish at all." Uncle is here? Is there something wrong?"

"Can't you come if you have nothing to do?" Liu Erhua asked.

"I can come, but I haven't seen my uncle. I still want to ask if the rhubarb has a little yellow at home." Xiaosi gnawed on an apple and said, "Rhubarb is a native dog raised by my uncle's family last year. It is so beautiful. Little Four is very envious.The uncle said that he gave him one of the cubs, and he has been thinking about it for half a year.

"You are not allowed to take it back after giving birth, there is no place for you to raise it!" Liu Erhua directly extinguished his illusion.

"I'm raising my third brother in the yard." He had already planned it out.

"I don't have any land there." Xiao San flatly refused.That's where he teaches, so what's the matter with raising a dog?

"Third Brother!" Xiao Si rubbed against him, raised his face and blinked, "Brother, don't you love me?"

"What a coquettish boy, it's so ugly." Song Lao Er complained.

"I want you to take care of it!"

"I can make a nest for your dog, do you want me to take care of it?"

"Yes!" Xiaosi immediately smiled at his second brother like a dog.

"Pfft!" Liu Erhua laughed amusedly, but it was really...

"Dad, why didn't my uncle stay to eat before leaving?" Xiaosan asked strangely, since my uncle's house is far away, he has to eat lunch before leaving every time, why is he in such a hurry today?

"Your uncle is planning to plant [-] acres of mountain land to plant apple trees, which are the varieties you eat ready-made. He is in a hurry to raise money, and he is in a hurry to go back and sign the agreement." Song Changhe explained to him seriously.

"This is a good idea. It will definitely work after planting it. Is the money enough?"

"He didn't do it alone. The money for the land lease is paid once a year. They have collected enough, and the money to buy saplings is not enough. This is not here to borrow money for emergency."

"Who does uncle work with?"

"The boss of the village chief's family has a good relationship with your uncle, and the two of them will work together."

"Oh, mom, see how much my uncle lacks, just take it from me."

"The one at home is enough, I don't need yours now." Liu Erhua waved his hand and said.

"Hey, mom, can we plant apple trees now? Isn't it all planting in spring?"

"As far as you know, apple trees are different from planting the fields. Besides, it's time to plant fruit seedlings, not yet."

"I'll help in that kind of time too." Xiao Si said positively, and grabbed Xiao Huang back by the way.

"Just you? It's not helping you." Song Shifeng complained about him.

Xiaosi breathed a sigh of relief, I still use him, I can't quarrel with him, but why is he so annoying!

Song Shifeng, who hates him, doesn't think he hates him. He put half a catty of mousse on his hair in the bathroom alone, creating a big oily back. He put his new bag under his arm, and went out happily. Walk.

I guess I still fantasized that I am some kind of great big shot, and I am about to go out to talk about a project worth hundreds of millions.In fact, it is to go out to buy something.

He walked out two steps and turned back, "Don't wait for me to eat at night, eat outside."

"Look at that hair, it's like a dog licks it. If you earn two dollars, you have to spend it." Liu Erhua rolled his eyes, "I haven't paid this month's bill yet."

"Got it, got it." Song Shifeng agreed as he walked out, he was so old, he still cared so much.

"I'm still impatient. If I don't care, I'll lose this kid no matter how much I earn." Liu Erhua was really going to be mad at this brat.

"You two are not allowed to learn from your second brother!" She turned around and trained the two younger ones.

"Promise not!" Xiaosi immediately gave a military salute, his big eyes fluttering, his small appearance should be as cute as possible.

Liu Erhua smiled, turned to look at the third child, pointed at him, and finally said helplessly: "You should also pay attention, you are better at flowers than your second brother!" Since she knew that the third child usually bought pens, ink, paper and inkstone Pin, the whole person is not well.Whoever buys paper costs dozens of dollars, which is more expensive than eating meat!

"No way, Mom, don't wrong me."

"Okay, let's cook quickly, it's getting dark, what shall we have for dinner?" Song's father couldn't bear to read the newspaper anymore, his wife is good at nagging, and after finally spending the weekend, he will be nagged again It's not over.

"What are you going to eat? I see there is still a piece of mutton in the refrigerator, why don't we eat a mutton pot?"

"Oh mom, don't torment me, look at the big fire bubbles on my mouth, I will never waste money in the future?" Song Xiaosan wailed, his mother is just messing with him.

"Humph."

"By the way, mom, you prepare 500 yuan for me first." Xiaosan said suddenly.

"What are you doing again?" Then he said not to let him spend money indiscriminately.

"Go to the capital, you forgot."