At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, at the entrance of a small bank in Brooklyn.
Soapy covered his face with a black veil, followed by Thor wearing a Halloween devil mask.
"Are you crazy? Why did you take off your mask? There are surveillance cameras nearby." Soapy turned around and saw Thor taking off his mask and panting heavily.
Thor threw the mask aside and complained, "It's too hot. I can't even breathe."
"It's not enough to eat, and you can't do things. Put it on quickly. If you can't grab the money, don't stay at my house. Go sleep on the street by yourself." Soapy touched the gun hidden in his pocket and looked around. into the bank.
Thor was angry and didn't follow up. He is a god, how could he do such unrighteous things for the sake of stuttering?
There were not many customers in the bank, and Soapy held the gun nervously in his pocket, counting down in his heart.It is the first time in life to rob a bank, and it is inevitable that you will be nervous.
three two……
"Bah!"
Before counting to one, there was a sudden gunshot.
Soapy turned his head to look at the place where the gunshot was fired in astonishment.
A man in a maroon designer suit with a crew cut and handsome features shot the ceiling with a gun.
Looking at the holes in the ceiling, there is no doubt that the gun is real.
Soapy put away the little toy he picked up at the stationery store for a few dollars in self-pity.New York is too difficult to get around, and I finally mustered up the courage to rob a bank, but it was difficult for me to do so.This is even better, Soapy slyly followed the crowd to the ground, watching the man's next move from the corner of his head.If he succeeds in robbing, he will follow in the past, and the oriole will follow.
Standing in front of the ice cream truck, Thor ordered a vanilla cone, licked it, and shivered from the ice.
"My God! It's delicious. One of each flavor."
Inside the bank, Michael Schofield pointed a gun at the teller and said, "Open the safe."
The middle-aged female teller put her hands in the light, her head pressed tightly against the table, and explained: "The branch manager is not here. We can't open it."
"Where is he?" Michael Schofield stood up straight and spoke slowly.He didn't look at the picture but only listened to the tone of voice, thinking that he came to a friend's unit to invite someone to drink tea.
There was a helicopter circling in mid-air outside the door, and several police cars were parked at the door, and the policemen in body armor had not had time to get out of the car.The man raised his hands and sighed in relief.
"We are the NYPD and you're surrounded. Drop your weapons, drop your weapons!"
Michael Scofield turned around, dropped the gun in his hand, took out another gun pinned to his waist and threw it away, with a faint smile on his lips.
A little girl with dirty clothes and oily hair stood beside the flowing ice cream cart, quietly looking at Thor who was sucking the melted ice cream on her fingers.
"Do you want to eat?" Thor asked for a new ice cream and handed it to the little girl.
The little girl stretched out a hand full of scars, took a small bite of the ice cream tremblingly, and looked at Thor gratefully with her blue eyes.
"elder brother."
A man in green armor suddenly appeared behind the little girl, and Thor was so excited that tears filled his eyes.
He stepped forward and hugged the handsome man tightly and called affectionately: "Brother, I knew you would come to me. Did my father allow me to go home?"
Compared with Thor's fiery enthusiasm, the man in the green armor looked very indifferent. The corners of his lips twisted when he was hugged by Thor, and he held Thor's shoulder with his hand. The two disappeared out of nowhere on the bustling street. gone.
The little girl who saw this scene looked calm, eating the ice cream in her hand wholeheartedly.
After a bank robbery that ended like a farce, Soapy walks out of the bank with nothing.
I wandered the nearby streets for a long time and didn't see Thor.
"It's good to go." Soapy stuck out his tongue.I hope the big fool can take care of himself!
***
After a failed bank robbery, and on his way to the casino to make a fortune, Soapy always feels that there is an invisible tail behind him.
Along the way, stop for four steps, walk for three steps, and turn back for two steps.But every time I look back, there is nothing behind me.
It's daytime now, if you fight with someone on the main road, the other party doesn't have to make a move, if the black veil slips off, she will die in the hands of Eunuch Sun.Soapy looked at the surrounding buildings, turned a corner and walked into an unfinished building on the left.
The building was empty, and if someone followed her in, they could hear the movement.
There are broken sand and stones along the road, and steel bars, iron bars, and protective nets piled up everywhere will make noise when touched.Soapy hid behind the pillars on the second floor, and peeked out the half of his head to watch the entrance.
After a long time, the door was quiet, Soapy thought it was a false alarm, and breathed a sigh of relief.
Suddenly, a group of men in suits and leather shoes came down from the third floor, holding heavy machine guns in their hands.
Without a word of nonsense, the machine gun began to fire at Soapy, who ducked to the other side of the pillar and escaped the first round of bullets.
"Wait!" Soapy took out a few tissues from his bag and threw them out as a signal for a truce. "Got to tell me why you killed me?" Soapy yelled.
The other party still maintained a character of not talking too much, and shot wildly at the pillar again.
Bullets fell all over Soapy's side.But not the usual bullets, but... wooden bullets.The other party actually knew that she was a vampire?
Born in a peaceful and friendly country, grew up in a happy family.Soapy had never fought with anyone before, and when he encountered school bullying, he had fought a few times to help the bullied children, but those punks were nothing compared to the purposeful and well-equipped opponents in front of him.
I can only fight.No, I had to run away.
Soapy aimed at an open space on the first floor as a landing point, soared into the air and took off to mid-air.Just as she was about to hit the ground, a bullet hit her in the calf.
His jeans were stained dark brown with blood, and Soapy fell hard to the floor.In order to survive the severe pain she experienced in her feet for the first time in her life, she struggled to stand up, but before she could escape, the non-stop hail of bullets on the second floor shot her back into a hornet's nest.
Soapy gasped weakly, groaning/groaning in too much pain.
"Go and have a look." The man who ordered the shooting before ordered his men to go downstairs.
Soapy lay prone on the ground, his face stuck in the sand, his body twitching.
The gunman stepped forward and kicked Soapy, and said to their leader, "It seems to have passed out."
"take away."
A man stepped forward and grabbed Soapy by the hand, intending to carry her on his back.
"Put people down." A man in a red tights, who looks like Spider-Man, the hero who has recently become famous in COS, stood with his legs crossed at the door.
"Author Bacteria, give me some music!"
"Grandpa, I'm writing articles, not making movies, so I really can't give it to you. How about you get a player and play it yourself?"
"Okay! But in the future, don't call me COS Spider-Man. When he comes out, you can call him a low-profile version of Deadpool."
Deadpool put on the earphones that suddenly forcibly appeared, and swayed his body with the "Shoop" in the earphones.
"Hey! Weird guy. Get out now, or die in my hands. Choose one." The man in the suit moved his fingers twice gorgeously, and "clicked" twice to replace the wooden magazine with a metal magazine.
"Now come here and lick my grandpa's balls and beg for mercy, or...forget it. Let me help you choose!" Deadpool stretched his hands behind him, drew out two long knives, and nimbly avoided bullets and rode onto the man in the suit. When the knife was lifted, a human head rolled down to a distance of more than [-] centimeters opposite Soapy, staring at her.
Soapy closed his eyes, almost vomiting with nausea.
"Wow!" Deadpool looked at the corpse lying on the ground in an instant, and said, "It's gone? The song hasn't been played halfway yet!"
He squatted next to Subi again, and said with disgust: "You can't even beat them, how are you worth so much money?"
"Worth it?" Soapy asked desperately, "Is someone paying me to kill me?"
"That's right! And I'm one of them." Deadpool smiled cheaply and picked up Soapy.
"No matter how much the person who wants to kill me bids, I will pay double." Su Zi said with pain.
"Double?" Deadpool gently put Soap down and said with a smile, "The price he offered is really really really really really really really really high."
"I'll pay double. Even if I give you the whole world, as long as you let me go." Soapy bent down and used his fingers to snap out the bullets in his calf and arm.
"Baby, are you talking to me?" Deadpool looked at Soapy's beautiful face and asked with a smile.
"No. Really."
"make a deal."
"Can I trouble you to take out the bullet for me?" Soapy asked, pointing to his bruised back.
Deadpool smiled evilly and said, "Of course, baby."
***
"Brother, before we go home, you should try human food." Thor warmly recommended.
Loki paced back and forth around Thor's Hammer in the living room.
"You really can't handle it?" Loki glanced at Thor, and a gleam of joy flashed in his eyes.
"Yeah. But since my father asked you to pick me up, it will be fine when he calms down." With a smile on his face, Thor sat at the dining table and left a note for Soapy. "Brother, do you think humans can understand our writing?"
"Father passed away. I was angry with you. My mother forbade you to go back to Asgard in a fit of rage. I came to say goodbye to you, brother." Loki and Thor were talking, keeping their eyes on the hammer.
Thor stopped writing and raised his head blankly: "What did you say?"
"You're going to spend the rest of your life here as a human. However, you seem to be adapting quickly." Loki bent down to hold the hammer handle, and lifted it vigorously.He frowned and tried many times.
Hammer stood still.
The door was opened by the key, and Soapy, who was supported by Deadpool, stared at the two men at home, stunned.
Loki disappeared in a flash, Thor drooped his broad shoulders, and sat silently at the table.
"Did I see a ghost just now?" Soapy wanted to ask Deadpool if he saw it, but when he turned his face, he found that his hand was slipping down from her waist as if it had been oiled.
Soapy opened his hand and limped to the sofa and sat down.
Only then did Thor realize that Soapy was covered in blood.
"What's the matter? I said don't grab money!" Thor took a bag of blood from the refrigerator and handed it to Soapy.
Soapy lifted his trouser legs while drinking blood, and the bullet hole was completely healed.
"I seem to know why you are so valuable..." Deadpool looked at the girl's self-healing ability that was several times stronger than himself, and praised.
Soapy made a calculation in his mind.
Owing $9600 to the landlord, Mr. Holmes, for house repairs and $100 million in remuneration for finding parents.
And the whole world is owed to this double-knife killer called Deadpool...
In addition to this, you have to raise a big fool.
And who had hired her to kill her?Soapy could only think of one person at the moment.
Soapy covered his face with a black veil, followed by Thor wearing a Halloween devil mask.
"Are you crazy? Why did you take off your mask? There are surveillance cameras nearby." Soapy turned around and saw Thor taking off his mask and panting heavily.
Thor threw the mask aside and complained, "It's too hot. I can't even breathe."
"It's not enough to eat, and you can't do things. Put it on quickly. If you can't grab the money, don't stay at my house. Go sleep on the street by yourself." Soapy touched the gun hidden in his pocket and looked around. into the bank.
Thor was angry and didn't follow up. He is a god, how could he do such unrighteous things for the sake of stuttering?
There were not many customers in the bank, and Soapy held the gun nervously in his pocket, counting down in his heart.It is the first time in life to rob a bank, and it is inevitable that you will be nervous.
three two……
"Bah!"
Before counting to one, there was a sudden gunshot.
Soapy turned his head to look at the place where the gunshot was fired in astonishment.
A man in a maroon designer suit with a crew cut and handsome features shot the ceiling with a gun.
Looking at the holes in the ceiling, there is no doubt that the gun is real.
Soapy put away the little toy he picked up at the stationery store for a few dollars in self-pity.New York is too difficult to get around, and I finally mustered up the courage to rob a bank, but it was difficult for me to do so.This is even better, Soapy slyly followed the crowd to the ground, watching the man's next move from the corner of his head.If he succeeds in robbing, he will follow in the past, and the oriole will follow.
Standing in front of the ice cream truck, Thor ordered a vanilla cone, licked it, and shivered from the ice.
"My God! It's delicious. One of each flavor."
Inside the bank, Michael Schofield pointed a gun at the teller and said, "Open the safe."
The middle-aged female teller put her hands in the light, her head pressed tightly against the table, and explained: "The branch manager is not here. We can't open it."
"Where is he?" Michael Schofield stood up straight and spoke slowly.He didn't look at the picture but only listened to the tone of voice, thinking that he came to a friend's unit to invite someone to drink tea.
There was a helicopter circling in mid-air outside the door, and several police cars were parked at the door, and the policemen in body armor had not had time to get out of the car.The man raised his hands and sighed in relief.
"We are the NYPD and you're surrounded. Drop your weapons, drop your weapons!"
Michael Scofield turned around, dropped the gun in his hand, took out another gun pinned to his waist and threw it away, with a faint smile on his lips.
A little girl with dirty clothes and oily hair stood beside the flowing ice cream cart, quietly looking at Thor who was sucking the melted ice cream on her fingers.
"Do you want to eat?" Thor asked for a new ice cream and handed it to the little girl.
The little girl stretched out a hand full of scars, took a small bite of the ice cream tremblingly, and looked at Thor gratefully with her blue eyes.
"elder brother."
A man in green armor suddenly appeared behind the little girl, and Thor was so excited that tears filled his eyes.
He stepped forward and hugged the handsome man tightly and called affectionately: "Brother, I knew you would come to me. Did my father allow me to go home?"
Compared with Thor's fiery enthusiasm, the man in the green armor looked very indifferent. The corners of his lips twisted when he was hugged by Thor, and he held Thor's shoulder with his hand. The two disappeared out of nowhere on the bustling street. gone.
The little girl who saw this scene looked calm, eating the ice cream in her hand wholeheartedly.
After a bank robbery that ended like a farce, Soapy walks out of the bank with nothing.
I wandered the nearby streets for a long time and didn't see Thor.
"It's good to go." Soapy stuck out his tongue.I hope the big fool can take care of himself!
***
After a failed bank robbery, and on his way to the casino to make a fortune, Soapy always feels that there is an invisible tail behind him.
Along the way, stop for four steps, walk for three steps, and turn back for two steps.But every time I look back, there is nothing behind me.
It's daytime now, if you fight with someone on the main road, the other party doesn't have to make a move, if the black veil slips off, she will die in the hands of Eunuch Sun.Soapy looked at the surrounding buildings, turned a corner and walked into an unfinished building on the left.
The building was empty, and if someone followed her in, they could hear the movement.
There are broken sand and stones along the road, and steel bars, iron bars, and protective nets piled up everywhere will make noise when touched.Soapy hid behind the pillars on the second floor, and peeked out the half of his head to watch the entrance.
After a long time, the door was quiet, Soapy thought it was a false alarm, and breathed a sigh of relief.
Suddenly, a group of men in suits and leather shoes came down from the third floor, holding heavy machine guns in their hands.
Without a word of nonsense, the machine gun began to fire at Soapy, who ducked to the other side of the pillar and escaped the first round of bullets.
"Wait!" Soapy took out a few tissues from his bag and threw them out as a signal for a truce. "Got to tell me why you killed me?" Soapy yelled.
The other party still maintained a character of not talking too much, and shot wildly at the pillar again.
Bullets fell all over Soapy's side.But not the usual bullets, but... wooden bullets.The other party actually knew that she was a vampire?
Born in a peaceful and friendly country, grew up in a happy family.Soapy had never fought with anyone before, and when he encountered school bullying, he had fought a few times to help the bullied children, but those punks were nothing compared to the purposeful and well-equipped opponents in front of him.
I can only fight.No, I had to run away.
Soapy aimed at an open space on the first floor as a landing point, soared into the air and took off to mid-air.Just as she was about to hit the ground, a bullet hit her in the calf.
His jeans were stained dark brown with blood, and Soapy fell hard to the floor.In order to survive the severe pain she experienced in her feet for the first time in her life, she struggled to stand up, but before she could escape, the non-stop hail of bullets on the second floor shot her back into a hornet's nest.
Soapy gasped weakly, groaning/groaning in too much pain.
"Go and have a look." The man who ordered the shooting before ordered his men to go downstairs.
Soapy lay prone on the ground, his face stuck in the sand, his body twitching.
The gunman stepped forward and kicked Soapy, and said to their leader, "It seems to have passed out."
"take away."
A man stepped forward and grabbed Soapy by the hand, intending to carry her on his back.
"Put people down." A man in a red tights, who looks like Spider-Man, the hero who has recently become famous in COS, stood with his legs crossed at the door.
"Author Bacteria, give me some music!"
"Grandpa, I'm writing articles, not making movies, so I really can't give it to you. How about you get a player and play it yourself?"
"Okay! But in the future, don't call me COS Spider-Man. When he comes out, you can call him a low-profile version of Deadpool."
Deadpool put on the earphones that suddenly forcibly appeared, and swayed his body with the "Shoop" in the earphones.
"Hey! Weird guy. Get out now, or die in my hands. Choose one." The man in the suit moved his fingers twice gorgeously, and "clicked" twice to replace the wooden magazine with a metal magazine.
"Now come here and lick my grandpa's balls and beg for mercy, or...forget it. Let me help you choose!" Deadpool stretched his hands behind him, drew out two long knives, and nimbly avoided bullets and rode onto the man in the suit. When the knife was lifted, a human head rolled down to a distance of more than [-] centimeters opposite Soapy, staring at her.
Soapy closed his eyes, almost vomiting with nausea.
"Wow!" Deadpool looked at the corpse lying on the ground in an instant, and said, "It's gone? The song hasn't been played halfway yet!"
He squatted next to Subi again, and said with disgust: "You can't even beat them, how are you worth so much money?"
"Worth it?" Soapy asked desperately, "Is someone paying me to kill me?"
"That's right! And I'm one of them." Deadpool smiled cheaply and picked up Soapy.
"No matter how much the person who wants to kill me bids, I will pay double." Su Zi said with pain.
"Double?" Deadpool gently put Soap down and said with a smile, "The price he offered is really really really really really really really really high."
"I'll pay double. Even if I give you the whole world, as long as you let me go." Soapy bent down and used his fingers to snap out the bullets in his calf and arm.
"Baby, are you talking to me?" Deadpool looked at Soapy's beautiful face and asked with a smile.
"No. Really."
"make a deal."
"Can I trouble you to take out the bullet for me?" Soapy asked, pointing to his bruised back.
Deadpool smiled evilly and said, "Of course, baby."
***
"Brother, before we go home, you should try human food." Thor warmly recommended.
Loki paced back and forth around Thor's Hammer in the living room.
"You really can't handle it?" Loki glanced at Thor, and a gleam of joy flashed in his eyes.
"Yeah. But since my father asked you to pick me up, it will be fine when he calms down." With a smile on his face, Thor sat at the dining table and left a note for Soapy. "Brother, do you think humans can understand our writing?"
"Father passed away. I was angry with you. My mother forbade you to go back to Asgard in a fit of rage. I came to say goodbye to you, brother." Loki and Thor were talking, keeping their eyes on the hammer.
Thor stopped writing and raised his head blankly: "What did you say?"
"You're going to spend the rest of your life here as a human. However, you seem to be adapting quickly." Loki bent down to hold the hammer handle, and lifted it vigorously.He frowned and tried many times.
Hammer stood still.
The door was opened by the key, and Soapy, who was supported by Deadpool, stared at the two men at home, stunned.
Loki disappeared in a flash, Thor drooped his broad shoulders, and sat silently at the table.
"Did I see a ghost just now?" Soapy wanted to ask Deadpool if he saw it, but when he turned his face, he found that his hand was slipping down from her waist as if it had been oiled.
Soapy opened his hand and limped to the sofa and sat down.
Only then did Thor realize that Soapy was covered in blood.
"What's the matter? I said don't grab money!" Thor took a bag of blood from the refrigerator and handed it to Soapy.
Soapy lifted his trouser legs while drinking blood, and the bullet hole was completely healed.
"I seem to know why you are so valuable..." Deadpool looked at the girl's self-healing ability that was several times stronger than himself, and praised.
Soapy made a calculation in his mind.
Owing $9600 to the landlord, Mr. Holmes, for house repairs and $100 million in remuneration for finding parents.
And the whole world is owed to this double-knife killer called Deadpool...
In addition to this, you have to raise a big fool.
And who had hired her to kill her?Soapy could only think of one person at the moment.
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