[Comprehensive] Cang Mi-kun who travels irregularly

Accompanied by the prelude of the rhythmic sound of horseshoes, the curtain was pulled up.

【Deng Da Deng Deng Dang Da Dang Da Deng Deng Dang Da~】

A classical city-state oil painting, comparable to the treasure of the National Gallery of Art, appeared behind the curtain, serving as the background of...a stage play.

Teacher: O mouth O!So how did they do it? ! (Cang Mi: Well, the teacher has a good eye, and the treasure of the town hall is kindly sponsored by Yiji Yuanling (the man with a thousand faces of the strange thief).)

At this time, a ray of light shone on a corner of the stage. Ichiki, who had just graduated and transferred from another school, was standing there with a script book. He smiled and gave everyone a meaningful look. Then the music sounded, and the mysterious-looking The transfer student opened his mouth softly, and everyone in the hall heard... a brisk and lovely girlish voice singing along with the music: [A long time ago~]

【The giant dragon suddenly appeared~】Teacher: Whose voice is this? ! ! ! Σ(°△°|||)

Although the teacher was stunned and almost fell off the chair again, the drama continued unaffected.The white light was focused on the center of the stage, and a blond young man wearing a simple robe with a gentle smile came out. The gorgeous dark cloak and black leather gloves made him ascetic and mysterious, as if he had stepped out of a simple painting The ancient nobleman—if not for the red bat wings on the back and the sharp dragon horns on the head.Well, it's obviously the giant dragon mentioned in the ballad just now, but his expression looks relaxed and freehand, without the slightest feeling of being a villain.

Especially when he noticed the teacher sitting in the first row, he was surprised for a moment, then burst into a bright smile with small canine teeth, and waved mischievously to the people in the audience.

Audience: Ahhhh! ! ! !Student Mu Liang waved at me! ! ! (A: No, he saw me! He was waving at me! B: It was me, right?! C: Obviously it was me!!)

Teacher: ==.

[Bringing disaster, taking away the princess, and disappearing~] (It really brought disaster, the teacher lowered his head to avoid the flying handbag, and comforted the girl behind him helplessly)

The 'terrible' dragon pulled out a gorgeously dressed 'princess' from the gate of the castle with a smile.

"..." - Mouth - The teacher stared at the princess with his mouth open and couldn't help moaning, this, this princess's long hair is really elegant and beautiful (with curls), um, this princess's clothes are really beautiful, Well, this princess has a really good figure, with a slender waist and long legs, but she is a bit... tall.

...What are these? !Mouth!A princess with a dragon two heads tall? !The shoulder width is like this!Where is this 'princess'? ! ? ! (╯‵dish′)╯︵┻━┻

However, facing such a 'princess' Mu Liang still smiled and put one hand on his chest, bowing gracefully and inviting him to leave with himself.

"Say~ If you don't want to get hurt, just follow me, my lord princess~"

Princess: "..." (-`-╬)

The two left in silence, the screen changed, and the music played again.

【The kingdom is very dangerous~】

Ajiujian sat lazily on the throne with a rascal face, digging out his ears with his little finger, and blowing earwax condescendingly on the people below.

teacher:(_)

【Who is the bravest in the world~】

Wow~ The red curtain suddenly lifted and fluttered down. A black-haired boy in a cloak and a warrior suit wearing chain mail shoulder armor appeared there holding a sharp...long knife.

Teacher: "..." ==

I am too lazy to complain about why it is a knife, but that knife... seems to be real, um, impossible, impossible, must be fake, must be, haha, hahahaha...(￣▽￣)~*

[A brave man is coming~ Shout out! 】

Cang Mi said expressionlessly: "I will take the best sword, climb over the highest mountain, break into the deepest forest, and bring the princess back to me."

The sound is flat without any ups and downs.

The audience below: ...

The teacher was shocked:!Oops, I won't be booed, no, I'll cast a shadow on the monitor!Be sure to cheer!cheer!

Pushing the glasses quickly, the teacher shouted: "Izumi plus..." "Master Cangya is awesome~~!!!" Xnヽ(°▽°)~~

Teacher: Σ(дlll)? ? ?

The audience cheered excitedly: "Great! So handsome, so emotional!! Do it again!!!" ヽ(>д<)╯! ! !

Uh... The teacher looked confused, is he different from the version everyone read?

Cang Mi paused, and continued acting as if he didn't hear it.

[The king was very happy and asked his name~]

'King' Akuma sat obediently the moment Cangya appeared, and his sitting posture was as obedient as a primary school student who just entered school.

He put his hand to his mouth and coughed, with uncontrollable excitement on his face, but he pretended to be deep and said: "Cough, Ben, brave~ What's your name?"

[The young man thinks for a while. 】

【He said~】

"..." The corner of Cang Mi's eyes twitched, and he said flatly, "Your Majesty, my name is... My race is unknown, but I am a pseudo-artifact Brave."

"One more time" he held out his finger.

"The race is unknown, barely a human, a pseudo-artifact hero"

The invisible tail wagging behind the 'King' was about to break off, and Ajiuma hurriedly said happily: "Isn't it true that the race is unknown and he is a pseudo-artifact hero?"

Cangya: "That's right, the unknown race is barely a human pseudo-artifact hero."

A fast-paced interlude struck suddenly. Behind the leading actors, Emiya-san in European costumes was holding a guitar, Kazunari Ryudong was playing bass, and Shinji Matou was playing drums.

【Hero Artifact Brave~】

Cangya: ...

【Ride the fastest horse~】

He rides a motorcycle (?)

[Start from the castle with everyone's hope~]

Go in the direction of the 'gate'.

【Defeat the monster attack~】

A two-person tall monster was slashed and flew, and the monster's 'blood' splashed a few drops on the teacher's glasses.

The teacher calmly took it down and wiped it to continue reading.

Well, the props are really real, and there is a bloody smell, it must be a blood bag, I am bothered...

[Get twelve gold coins. 】

From under the monster's corpse, Cang Mi picked up a small blood-stained bag, and there was a sound of coins colliding inside when picking it up.

Cang Mi: Tsk, really poor.

【Countless scars witness his gradual upgrade】

Raising his hand covered with 'red liquid' to rub against his face, there was a long dark red scratch on Cangmi's cheek.

[Open all treasure chests in the remote and beautiful village. 】

The scene changed with Cangya's movement. He stopped in front of a rural background, dragged out a treasure chest from the bushes, opened it, and took out a... cup?

[The wind and frost all the way is accompanied by the holy moonlight that guides the way forward~~]

The light dimmed, and the squad leader slowly walked towards the background, where there stood a scene of a terrifying cave, and the hazy white moon was above the cave, emitting a faint brilliance.

Teacher Siyuyan: Well, it's really shining.It's fluorescent paint. Let each of them wash their hands well after the show is over. That stuff is poisonous.

【Break into a cave~】

The scene was opened, and suddenly there was a white light in front of his eyes. The teacher couldn't help covering his eyes. After a while, he opened his eyes and put down his hand blocking the light in shock.

An overflowing treasure chest!Gold coins, pearls and gems all over the ground!Mountains of exquisite treasures!There are so many that you will be blinded! ! !

So many treasures!This Golden Retriever is rich! ! !

【The Princess and the Scary Dragon】

The princess in a white cloak embraced her arms, and sat on the dragon's throne with her legs crossed, not at all ladylike.

The evil dragon sat on the treasure chest beside him, elegantly poured a bottle of red wine into a crystal glass, shook it gently, and took a deep breath.

"Hmm... not bad. It is indeed a special offering from the Karena Manor, which is treasured by the king."

【The hero draws out the sword】

Cang Mi raised the long knife in his hand, frowning dissatisfiedly: "Hey, don't monopolize it."

Teacher: Is this the problem? ! =mouth=? !

【Dragon said】

"I'm a wise and brave handsome and black-bellied general attacking dragon~" 'Dragon' Mu Liang bowed slightly with a smile on his face, and introduced himself as a gentleman.

"One more time, smart and brave, handsome and black-bellied, always attacking the dragon~"

Cang Mi slashed away, and the 'Evil Dragon' quickly jumped up to avoid it, and landed lightly on the hilt of the long sword stuck on the ground.

Putting the knife in front of his body with his backhand, Cang Mi said coldly: "Isn't it true that wolves in sheep's clothing are carnivorous, hypocritical, white and black."

"..." The smile on Mu Liang's face almost faltered.

Hey, you don't need to tell the truth, monitor.

"No, not right." 'Dragon' smiled and shook his fingers.

"It's wise and brave, handsome and unrestrained, black-bellied and always attacking the dragon~"

【then】

[The race is unknown, barely a human, a pseudo-artifact hero. 】

Cang Mi jumped up suddenly, the long knife in his hand cut through the air, the blade was shining with a cold light.

【Cut to】

[Black belly smiling golden retriever squinting monster dragon]

The 'Evil Dragon' Mu Liang stepped back again, and at the same time kicked up the sword on the ground, and the golden long sword rolled and pierced towards the 'Brave Man' Cang Mi.Hit away by Cang Mi's sword, he charged towards the 'evil dragon' unabated.

【Then】

[Smart and brave, handsome and unrestrained, black-bellied and always attacking the dragon]

The teacher off the field looked at the 'dragon' and took out... a gun with an arrogant smile? ? ? ? O mouth O? ! ? !

bang bang bang!The bullets shot at the 'brave man' without mercy, and the long knife quickly crossed Cang Mi's front. The bullets fired sparks on it, and every shot was blocked by Cang Mi.

【bitten】

Hearing these two words, the princess sitting on the side suddenly stood up. The 'evil dragon' Mu Liang shuddered, and his feet slipped suddenly, rubbing against the knife of the 'brave man', a few inches of hair was cut off, and he fell down. In front of the 'brave' Cang Mi.

[The race is unknown, barely a human, a pseudo-artifact hero. 】

Cang Ya: ... =_=

【At last】

[The race is unknown, barely a human, a pseudo-artifact hero]

Cang Mi put away the long knife, and picked up the 'evil dragon' on the ground with one hand.

【He conquered】

The 'evil dragon' caught by the neck raised his hands with a smile: "Surrender and surrender~ Great squad leader~"

[Smart and brave, handsome and unrestrained, black-bellied and always attacking the dragon]

After the song was finished, Cang Mi threw the 'dragon' away and walked towards the princess beside her.

【rescued】

Standing in front of him, stretch out your hand.

【Princess Baimao is not frank and vinegar bottle Tsundere God】

Her Royal Highness, who was wearing a white gauze, suddenly became irritable. She opened the hand of the 'brave man' with a snap, walked around the 'brave man' Cang Mi and walked outside.

【Back】

Cang Mi shrugged, picked up the 'evil dragon' and followed it. (Mu Liang: You can leave me alone, really. _(—w—”∠)_)

[There is no strong city that is always attacked but fragile~]

The background transitions, returning to the majestic and magnificent castle before.

【The king heard】

"Squad leader is great! Well beaten!" Ajiu, who watched the whole process from behind, waved his hands excitedly.

[The race is unknown, barely a human, a pseudo-artifact hero]

'Brave' Cangya: ——Finally, it's almost over.

【He defeated】

Mysterious Princess: Hmph.

[Smart and brave, handsome and unrestrained, black-bellied and always attacking the dragon]

The 'dragon' Mu Liang, who was lying on the ground with his head propped up as a 'corpse': "(—w—"∠)_

【Just】

'King' Ajiu said enthusiastically: "The squad leader can do whatever he wants!"

【Princess Baimao is not frank and vinegar bottle Tsundere God】

"Then I want the princess." Cang Mi pointed to the side, which was as cold as ice, especially when he said he wanted the princess, the cold air on his body made the "evil dragon" lying on the ground too lazy to care about his manners, and rolled on the spot After a few rolls, stay far away from him.

【Marry】

'King' Akuma raised his thumb excitedly: "OK!"

[The race is unknown, barely a human, a pseudo-artifact hero]

Cang Mi turned around and reached out to the 'princess' again, this time the 'princess' didn't slap away, he just punched it!

Cang Mi didn't move, the casserole-sized fist rested on the top of his head, trembling for a while, then suddenly let go of his outstretched hand, and pulled him in front of him.

"No next time." Grinding his teeth

"I will graduate soon, and there will be no second time."

"Go back and wash me up and lie on the bed, honestly don't moan."

"yes, my god."

(la la~~~)

【The Artifact Brave Princess Baimao is as happy as a fairy tale~】

[They gave birth to a child and are growing up every day~]

[In order to avoid troubles for children in the future, it is called 3D Dragon Z~]

【His full name is very difficult to pronounce~】

【I don't want to say it again~】

At the end of the last sentence, the curtain was closed in good time, Kazuki, the narrator, bowed to take a bow, and the audience below stood up and applauded.

Only the teacher's eyes were straight, the mirror reflected light, and he clapped his hands dumbly: I just feel as if I accidentally learned something important?Is it okay for me to know so many things I shouldn't know? ! ? !May I? ! =mouth=

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Forget it, tired, go back to work.

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The author has something to say: Original lyrics:

Long, long ago, a dragon suddenly appeared.

Bring disaster, take away the princess and disappear

kingdom is dangerous

who is the bravest in the world

A brave man came and shouted

"I'll take my best sword

over the highest mountain

into the deepest forest

Bring the princess back to the front"

The king was very happy and asked his name

young man thought about it

He says

"Your Majesty, my name is Dalabong Babandbedib Tobiruon

Again

Dalabangbabande Bedib Tobiruon"

"Yes or no

Dalabang Baban Tebedib Dobiruon"

"Yep

Dalabangbabande Bedib Tobiruon"

Hero Dalabang

mount the fastest horse

Starting from the castle with everyone's hope

Defeat the incoming monsters

Get twelve gold coins

Numerous scars witnessed his gradual upgrade

Open all treasure chests in remote and beautiful villages

Wind and frost all the way accompanied by the holy moonlight guiding the way forward

break into a cave

The Princess and the Dreaded Dragon

hero draws sword

dragon says

"I am Kunkutakatikatikotsuvasi Lasson

Again

Kunkutaka Tikau Tesuvasi Lasson”

"Yes or no

Gwent’s Fiddle Baked Egg Tart Soda Marathon”

"wrong

It's Kunkutakatikatikatsuvasi Lasson"

then

dalabumbaband bedib tobiruon

cut to

Kuntukataka Tikau Tesuvasi Lasson

then

Kuntukataka Tikau Tesuvasi Lasson

bitten

Dalabang Baban Tebedib Tobiruon

最后

dalabumbaband bedib tobiruon

he conquered

Kuntukataka Tikau Tesuvasi Lasson

rescued

Princess Mia Morasuna Dani Shelley Red

Back to

Mundaluk Suspergubic Bale City

king heard

dalabumbaband bedib tobiruon

he beat

Kuntukataka Tikau Tesuvasi Lasson

Just put

Princess Mia Morasuna Dani Shelley Red

Marry

Dalabang Baban Tebedib Tobiruon

(la la)

Princess Mia of Dalabumba is as happy as a fairy tale

They gave birth to a child and are growing up day by day

In order to avoid trouble in the future, the child is called Wang Haoran

his full name is very difficult to pronounce

i don't want to say it again

The last easter egg, seeing Ichiki should be familiar to everyone~ Yes, I am here to play a cameo again~ And... Holy Grail, Shirou Emiya, yes, fate is here to walk the scene.

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