[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Although I suspect that there is an unspeakable deal behind my suddenly becoming an elected virtuous monk, everyone around me accepts it well, and I will not have to pretend to be good-looking and say that I am not capable.

I decided to turn the seven-seven-forty-nine-day water and land conference into a conference of victory, a conference of unity, and a conference that can be recorded in history books.

The last one is not my nonsense, but I have been specifically notified that during the land and water conference, the emperor will bring all the civil and military officials, relatives and relatives of the emperor to watch. It is strange that the historian does not record a note of this scale.

The venue of the Land and Water Conference was set at the Huasheng Temple.

In order to achieve a blockbuster effect that will convince people at first glance, I have spent a lot of thought.The experience of holding various evening parties in modern times is very important at this time. Although I was just running errands and odd jobs at that time, I knew every step of the process.In addition to the New Year's Day party, New Year's party, Fifteenth party, Mid-Autumn Festival and various parties, isn't it not easy to want these bumpkins from the Tang Dynasty to be dumbfounded?

Of course, the content of the program must be changed, but the format can be carefully referred to.

The song is a Buddhist scripture song, and the dance is a flying dance, which is interspersed as a sideshow during the lecture break, so that those who are not interested will not feel drowsy after listening.

I didn't intend to influence everyone through a water and land conference, so that people would not be disgusted or even interested, and my goal would be achieved.

Rice is eaten bite by bite.

But to be honest, when the final effect came out, I was so baptized by the modern party that I didn't even bother to watch it. I almost didn't put my eyes on it.

I have been complaining about the director of the Spring Festival Gala all the year round, and I was finally stunned when I was the director myself.

I even began to hesitate whether I should overthrow this and start over, and honestly follow the previous regulations.After all, it's too thunderous, and I can't help but want to throw rotten eggs. My already clean and fragrant reputation can't be ruined like this.

Of course, it was not changed in the end.

I observed the expressions of the people who watched the rehearsal with me. I was so intoxicated that I suspected that what I watched was not the same rehearsal as they watched. When the rehearsal was over, they looked at me with relief and said that I He lived up to the emperor's great importance and arranged things very well.

I:"……"

Well, there is indeed a problem with my appreciation level. I really can’t hold the singing and dancing of this era. Therefore, in my eyes, a performance that can be chased and complained on Weibo for half a month is actually very in line with the current aesthetics. ?

I looked at the people standing side by side with me. Some of them had higher qualifications than me, and some of them did not belong to the same department as me. There was really no need to deliberately flatter me.So, this is their truth?

But thinking about it, I just came up with an idea at most, and other specific matters are handled by local people, and of course they will conform to local aesthetics.I am the only foreign visitor, and I am really anxious about the aesthetic level, and I don't know how to appreciate it.

I decided to continue to leave this matter to professionals, and instead went to receive the big and small monks who came from all over the place one after another.

The scale of this land and water conference was unprecedented. There were 200 monks and monks alone. I had to divide them into three halls.After all the preparatory work was completed, the previously selected auspicious day also arrived, and the water and land meeting began.

The weather was very good that day. When the emperor and all the civil and military officials and relatives came to Huasheng Temple, I think I will never forget the grand sight in my life.Although I am also a person who has been in and out of the palace, the style of daily life and important festivals is obviously completely different.

I paid my respects to the emperor first, presented the letter I wrote before, and after taking a long fart from the emperor, I officially started the water and land meeting.

When it was getting late, the emperor returned to the palace, and I will continue to preside over the next 48 days.

It's not a chore, I do it very hard.

Probably the emperor was very satisfied with the results of my work. Before the first seven days had passed, he recruited me into the palace again and gave me cassock and Zen staff.

I must admit that every time I meet the emperor, I realize once again that I am a bumpkin.

The emperor gave me a cassock before, but people are more dead than people, and cassocks are better than cassocks?Nothing compares!

When the emperor asked me to show him the newly acquired cassock, I did not refuse, but took the cassock from the tray and planned to wear it on my body after unfolding it.As soon as I unfolded it, I was immediately dazzled by the aura of jewels.

I don't know what kind of fabric this cassock is made of. It feels smooth and cool to the touch, and there is a sudden stream of light.The four corners are inlaid with night pearls, not to mention that the gemstones I can recognize include emeralds, red agates, purple corals, and several white and non-white fluorescent beads, which look like giant clams, or they may be Relics, but relics are more valuable to Buddhists, I'm not sure anyone would use this as a bead.

My admiration obviously pleased the emperor, and he continued to tell me the benefits of this cassock: "If an eminent monk wears this cassock, it is better to perish. You will not fall into hell, you will not suffer from evil, and you will not encounter the den of wolves and tigers. Now I see You are the only one who deserves to wear this cassock."

I was so beautiful in my heart that I went to see the Zen staff again.

"This is a tin rod." The emperor was very eager to explain, and he added a poem, "Nine chains made of copper inlaid with iron, and nine knots of fairy vines will stay forever. When you start, you are tired of looking at the green and thin, and you will return with white clouds when you go down the mountain." The five patriarchs of Mo Ke traveled to Tianque, and Luo Bu found his mother and broke through the ground pass. He is not stained with mortal dust and dirty, and he likes to accompany the monk to go to Yushan." After finishing speaking, he smiled again, "This is what the monk who presented this Zen staff said."

I heard a half-sentence missing, only to understand that this is also a good thing.

So, at the great request of the emperor, I wore a cassock and held a Zen staff, and swaggered all the way from the palace back to Huasheng Temple. I received more attention than the last number one scholar paraded through the streets, and my vanity was greatly satisfied.

What's more interesting is that when I returned to the Huasheng Temple, the monks in the temple saw me like this, and they all joked that the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva came, lined up in two rows behind me, and worshiped the Buddha devoutly. Stick incense.

I knew that I chose to be a monk with a bright future!

When it was time for the seven-day meeting again, I wore this cassock, sat on a high platform and began to lecture on scriptures, from the Sutra of Receiving Life and Death to An Bang Tian Bao Zhuan, and then I began to lecture on the Volume of Encouraging Cultivation .I was engrossed in what I was saying, and the people below were mesmerized by it.Just when I felt better about myself, someone came to play.

A monk who looked very down-and-out came to the treasure platform at some point, patted the platform hard and shouted sharply: "What you are talking about is only Hinayana Buddhism, do you understand Mahayana Buddhism?"

My heart was irritable, but my face was still calm and calm, "I know a thing or two."

Just kidding, my master Faming and I didn't gain anything in Hongfu Temple. According to our inference, the half-volume remnants of scriptures are likely to come from the Mahayana Dharma from the Western Paradise. Oh, not to share with everyone.

While talking, I was still thinking in my heart that it was too risky. I was so familiar with this routine that I almost became a stepping stone for others to become famous!