[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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Wu Qing bowed his body and hugged Wu Feng's big head listlessly, "Second Senior Brother, you are really pitiful."

"What's wrong?" Wu Feng sat still with a good temper. "By the way, what is a second-class national protected animal? Why would someone invite him to drink tea if Master wants to raise me? It doesn't sound like a good thing."

"Sigh." Wuqing sighed, "The boundaries of the land are different, we can only go to the countryside and do as the Romans do."

Next is Wuqing’s science popularization time, “Don’t worry about the levels of protected animals, if they are protected, a large number of them will die, and a small number will be written into the law for protection. Now people are getting more and more The more there are, the smaller the forest will be. If you live in the wild, you have to make a living by yourself, and you have to guard against poachers who are greedy for profit. Speaking of this, there was a news a while ago that the forest guards wanted to fight with poachers. I donated a lot of money to the fight against serious injuries. As for those who don’t live in the wild, most of them have become playthings, locked in cages and unable to get out, and are shown to others every day, just like those we went to watch the performances Lions and monkeys make money for people. If you are lucky, you don’t have to worry about eating and drinking. If you are unlucky, hey, you can barely die as thin as a bone. Senior brother, your breed of black bear is even more unlucky. There are fewer bear paws now, but bears Gallbladder is still a medicinal material. I heard that in some places that are qualified to raise bears, a tube is directly inserted into the stomach to draw out the bile. As long as the bear does not die, the bile will continue to live, which is very valuable..."

Wu Feng slapped the table with a slap, and a hole was punched through the originally solid wooden table, and several pieces of sawdust flew onto Wu Qing.

"It's unreasonable!" Wu Feng said angrily, "It's a way to kill him directly, so what is the torture that is worse than death!"

"Isn't that what the human race is like?" Wu Qing said with no surprise, "Those things like cannonballs, lingering, and car cracks are all made by the human race, and you will die unhappy if you want to die."

As the only human race present, I found to my dismay that I didn't seem to be saying anything right, so I could only shut up.

"There are more and more patterns." Wu Feng dug the hole on the wooden table with his claws, his claws were very sharp, except for a little debris at the beginning, all wood shavings came out later.

"That's not it." Wu Qing nodded, "I don't think there is anything wrong with growing up to look like a pet mink now, I also have fellow animals that are protected animals, if I grow up like that, I won't be like this now It was comfortable."

Wuqing jumped suddenly, turned around in the air, and snatched the mobile phone I just confiscated, "Brother, look, this is my account, and I can get tens of thousands of replies to just send something. I couldn't play well at first." , Master also asked someone to take care of it. Now that person has become my agent, responsible for contacting advertisements. I posted all the interesting Weibo later. Since I changed my name to Iron Sable, I even have fans abroad , Their message text is difficult to understand, I have to find someone to translate."

"Oh." Wu Feng followed and nodded his big head, not sure if he understood or not.

"Senior brother, let me tell you, this is amazing..." Wuqing probably had an audience who could listen to him calmly, and at this moment, his desire to talk was overwhelming, and he couldn't stop talking.

Brother Hou has spontaneously dug out a bucket of ice cream from the refrigerator, and sat on the sofa watching TV comfortably, "Master, you are better here. I don't know how long it will take to clean up on my side before I can settle down."

"What's wrong with you?" I recalled the recent news, it seemed that Brother Hou was very safe there.

"I want to be independent and become king, the government is not happy." Brother Hou put ice cream in his mouth, "Obviously I have no skills and rights, it is just a puppet government, and there are so many things to do, I want to suppress it from government orders I don’t even know how old he is! Old Sun proclaimed himself the Monkey King on Huaguo Mountain back then, and he didn’t know about Heavenly Court. That government is far behind Heavenly Court. Heavenly generals and Erlangshen are not incompetent. Now, they send me messages all day long to condemn me, and they only talk and do not practice fake tricks. One day, they will annoy Lao Sun, and Lao Sun will directly lead people to beat him out. Abolish this government!"

"You have already gnawed at one-third of the country's territory." I said amusedly, "How could they not be afraid of you? If there is no strong armed support, all they can do is condemn and mobilize public opinion."

"One-third is not too big." Brother Hou looked disgusted, "If the land and climate were not so bad, I would have changed the site a long time ago."

At this time the doorbell rang, and Brother Hou jumped to the door and opened it.

"Eldest senior brother." Bai Jingjing's weak voice came.

"Long time no see, Junior Sister." Brother Hou first let Bai Jingjing in, then looked at her long black hair and sneered, "This hair looks good."

Bai Jingjing covered her head with her hands and hid behind me, "Master, help me!"

"You're petty, am I going to kill you?" Brother Hou pinched his waist with one hand and pointed at Bai Jingjing, "Don't call yourself Bai Jingjing if you have a bad stomach, you should be called Hei Jingjing, even the bones are black."

After finishing speaking, Brother Hou didn't do anything, he just returned to the seat just now, holding the ice cream and continuing to watch TV.

Bai Jingjing probed her head for a while, breathed a sigh of relief, and approached with a smile on her face, "Eldest senior brother's heart is wider than the sea, how can he care about such a trivial matter."

Brother Hou sneered and ignored Bai Jingjing.

Bai Jingjing thoughtfully went to talk to Wu Feng, and when she heard that Wu Feng was discovered in the North Pole, she let out a long breath, "Fortunately, master found the second senior brother in advance, otherwise the senior brother would regard this as a temporary hibernation, and focus on it." Waiting for the season of warm spring and flowers to bloom before waking up will delay major events."

"The world is so big, I never thought about it before, there is a world besides the four major continents in this world, and there is no ice and snow all year round." Wu Feng agreed.

"It's not just snow and ice all year round. Brother, you didn't stay there for a long time. If you stay a few more days, you will find that there is no sunset at all." Wu Qing continued to be a science master with his mobile phone in his hand. When the moon turns into a time when the sun does not rise, the human race calls this the polar day and the polar night.”

"The world is so big, there are indeed many wonders." Wu Feng nodded and accepted the teaching.

"No, the human race here is very capable. They can go to the sky and go to the moon." Wu Qing looked very regretful, "Except for Brother Zhu, none of us have been to Guanghan Palace before, although we have seen Taiyin. Heng'e, but I still think Taiyin Heng'e in Guanghan Palace is the most beautiful, and I have been looking for a chance to see it. As a result, the Moon Palace here is simply impossible to see. There is nothing, the potholes are not as good as the small dirt bags in the mountains except for making people walk like flying. "

"Is that so?" Wu Feng was shocked.

"That's not it." Wu Qing nodded with concern.

Bai Jingjing turned her head to one side, and I looked straight at her. Her expression was still perfect, but there was a clear smile in her eyes.

There is nothing wrong with what Wu Qing said in essence, but, as an observer, I always feel that Wu Feng will be limped by him.

Bai Jingjing was quiet for a while, then suddenly sighed, "Now, only Senior Brother Zhu and Senior Brother Sha are missing, which is really worrying. The way I disperse with the senior brothers is different, and there are no rules, and we can only rely on the law of fate." .”

Brother Monkey moved his ears, "What's your plan?"

"I'm just feeling a little bit emotional, where did senior brother think?" Bai Jingjing looked aggrieved, "Could it be that in the eyes of senior brother, I am a person who has no benefits and can't afford to be early?"

"Yeah." Brother Monkey replied straightforwardly.

Bai Jingjing inhaled and then exhaled, and finally let go of the breath that was choked by Brother Hou, and then said softly, "I was thinking, since the second senior brother has fallen to the boundary of no one, maybe Zhu senior brother Sha It's the same, I dare not say anything else, I'm a little famous now, someone found out that I was adopted, and a few shameless people came to me to recognize my relatives and said they were my biological parents Well, Senior Brother Sha has always been honest and let it go, but Senior Brother Zhu is such a lively person, how could there be no news until now? Unless there is no news in that area."

"It's hard to say." Wu Qing said, "Maybe it's because he was injured too badly and hasn't recovered."

"If others still have the possibility, but senior brother Zhu?" Bai Jingjing looked a little envious and disgusted, "fourth senior brother, have you heard of "Brilliant Spring Pig Bajie"?"

"what is that?"

I looked at Wuqing's confused look, and I didn't think it was strange. It's true that Wuqing, who was trapped in the European and American circles, did not pay much attention to domestic production.

"There are also "Fuxing Gaozhao Zhu Bajie" and "Joyful Pig Bajie". Alas, Brother Zhu is not much less popular than Senior Brother, but there is still no movement, isn't it strange?" Bai Jingjing lowered her head, What a pity.

I completed the voiceover for Bai Jingjing: After all, there was one who could compete with the monkey, but it disappeared?How good this popularity is for me.

"What's so strange about this." Brother Hou didn't think there was a problem at all, "That idiot is called an idiot, but it's not really an idiot. I think he honestly promised Guanyin to wait for the Buddhist scriptures back then, and he didn't go to Gao Laozhuang to be a man. The door-to-door son-in-law..." At this point, Brother Hou paused, "This idiot hasn't moved yet, so maybe he's looking for another lady?"

A few Wu and I looked at each other, and we all saw uncertainty in each other's eyes.If it's not easy for others to say, but...

That's Zhu Bajie who is prosperous in peach blossoms!

As a person with a criminal record, if someone tells me now that Zhu Bajie has settled down in a certain place, married a wife and had children, I don't think I have the slightest doubt.

"This is not a bad thing, senior brother Zhu won't hide it from us, right?" Bai Jingjing was a little uncertain, "Let's not talk about whether senior brother Zhu knew that Master was here, even earlier, Master was not unreasonable."

I turned out the stick again, shook it for a long time, and finally came out with a stick.Unlike before, no matter how you shake it, it is a Zhongji. This time, it is actually a Daji.

Am I really going to be a grandpa?