[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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A picture appeared in my mind, Brother Hou was not in a hurry to fight thousands of horses and guns, and slowly threw a circle into the sky, and then all the weapons of the enemy were taken away...

The picture is so beautiful, I actually want to see it a little bit.

Anyway, Brother Monkey has become famous all over the world this time, instead of being limited to Southeast Asia as before.Of course, this reputation is not very good, and it was scolded by some people.But at the same time, there are individuals or organizations supporting him, playing the banner of freedom of belief, and then adding bricks and tiles to fish in troubled waters in the scolding war.

"There are too many countries in this world." Brother Monkey and I complained, "I used to be against the Heavenly Court when I was in Huaguo Mountain, but now there is no Heavenly Court, but people from even the largest countries dare to point fingers, but why? It’s too boring to only move your mouth but not your hands.”

"It's better to move your mouth than your hands." I thought about the country that has been in war for the past 20 years, and I can only say that it is a quagmire. Isn't the Eagle family who claims to be the number one in the world also trapped in it? "It's not easy to fight wars now, but it's okay in a small area. No one dares to start World War III easily."

Not to mention anything else, as far as the nuclear reserves of those countries with nuclear weapons are concerned, it is hard to say what will happen to the earth if they all explode, but human beings will definitely be finished.

"It's more powerful than Taishang Laojun's alchemy stove?" Brother Hou was not so convinced about the power of nuclear weapons, "It must be because mortals are too weak."

I didn't miss the eagerness in Brother Hou's eyes. I'm really not sure what the curious Brother Monkey can do. radiation."

"Is that amazing?" Brother Monkey asked.

"It will cause biological cells to mutate." I threatened, "The mice will grow to be as big as pigs, and the babies born by pregnant women will have extra arms and legs..."

"Are those spirits? Some monsters with cultivation base will become bigger." Brother Monkey touched his nose under my stare, and his voice dropped a degree, "What's so strange about three heads and six arms, let's not talk about Nezha three The prince, even the old grandson has it. Master, is this radiation or blessing you are talking about?"

When Brother Monkey said this, I was almost abducted into a ditch by him, "This is different!"

Brother Hou nodded, but his eyes were extremely flexible, "Old Sun knows, Master, don't worry, Old Sun won't take any risks."

Sometimes Brother Monkey's guarantee is very reliable, but sometimes, his guarantee... just listen to it.

"I'll just tell you one thing. Radiation will change the biological genes. Even if your ability is high and the strength will not be greatly affected, a little change may not happen." I emphasized, "For example, the vellus hair on your body was originally straight. , even if it turns curly occasionally because of the temperature, it will change back after a while. But radiation can change this, turning your straight hair gene into a curly hair gene, and you will be a curly monkey from now on, unless you ion every day hot."

Brother Monkey sat up straight.

Great, I'm sure he's listening now.

Fortunately, the Monkey King loves beauty.

"I don't know where Bajie and Junior Brother Sha are now?" Brother Hou started the next topic very naturally, "Recently, someone gave me several agricultural development plans, and the development prospects written on them are all good. know which option to choose."

Speaking of this, I also felt melancholy for a while, it has been almost two years, since Wufeng was found from the North Pole, every time I do divination again, it is auspicious.It stands to reason that these two guys should be good, but there is no news at all.I sometimes wonder if they fell into the primitive African tribes.

Having said that, although the economy there is backward, the environment is absolutely fine, the soil is also fertile, and the tribal chief can take N wives. It should be an environment that Zhu Bajie would like.And Monk Sha, I always think they should be together. If they were in Africa, that blue face would not be too unconventional... right?

Well, this is a bit too much for me, but three years later, I made a flying machine to announce the victory of the cultivating civilization, Brother Hou established a country and became the supreme leader of a state-religious country, and Wu Feng did it there. The national teacher has done a good job, both Wufan and Xiaoyu have adapted to the current life, Wuqing has become a pet blogger, a beauty blogger, a fashionista, Bai Jingjing has won the international actress, but Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk are still missing trace.

I do a divination on the first and fifteenth day of every month, and it is still auspicious, but because of their delay in showing up, I have now begun to doubt my level.

"Could it be that they didn't come to this world at all?" I had to start thinking about the possibility of this matter.

"Impossible!" Monkey Brother said firmly.

I decided to trust Brother Monkey.

Before the filming of Bai Jingjing's next variety show, Wuqing and I were invited to go on vacation together.

"Aren't you going to be on the show?" I still have an impression of that show, but there is no link about bringing your own relatives.

"The place where the show is filmed is a newly developed resort." Bai Jingjing said with a smile, "I heard that the developers there spent a lot of money to set the filming location in order to make a name for themselves. Good publicity. The place has almost been built, the mountains and the sea are interdependent, not polluted by modern industry, and the original ecological environment. I guess it will become popular after the show is broadcast, and it will be boring when there are too many people. Master will go to play first. What's wrong, it's better than being bored at home."

Alas, when it comes to this, I am a little depressed. When I was testing the aircraft, my mother watched me straight, and it scared her too much. I couldn't explain to her that I was prepared, even if I fell in mid-air. something will happen.As a result, the aircraft was pulled away for safety testing, and I was alone at home, waiting for a result that was destined to be fruitless.

I don't believe that anyone can study and understand that aircraft.

I was just bored at home carving a portrait of Taishang Laojun—although I have no relationship with Taoism, and I can't learn their spells at all, but in terms of magic weapons, I still want to pay homage to Taishang Laojun. The baby is much more reliable than any ISO, and it’s okay to burn a few sticks of incense, which is no psychological pressure for me——Hearing what Bai Jingjing said, I was also a little moved.

Wu Qing and I were probably the first batch of tourists. The resort didn’t have a lot of experience in reception, but the people are warm and simple, and both the housing and room service are excellent.The only thing that surprises me is that there are mostly elderly people here, and there are also young people, but not many.

Wuqing still looks like a mink, hanging around my neck like a fur scarf, the weather in May is neither too hot nor too cold, it feels good.

After putting away my luggage, I hang Wuqing and go out for a walk. The scenery here is very nice, but I don't know the way when I'm walking.

"It's really weird." I was a little confused, this kind of thing is a bit strange to me.I scratched Wuqing's tail, "Did you see anything?"

Wuqing held my head and stood up, "There are traces of the formation, there should be people who practice here, and it should be set here to prevent people from entering by mistake."

To be honest, I am very interested in the people who practice here, maybe they are a hidden Taoist.But since people don't want to be disturbed, I carefully identified the direction and walked out.Not far away, I met an old man carrying a fish basket.

"How did the younger generation come here?" the old man asked.

"I just arrived today, come out and walk around." I replied.

"Hey, wait for me here. The road here is a bit rough, and people who don't come often will get lost. I will take you down the mountain after I deliver the sacrifices." The old man was very enthusiastic. Although he spoke with a strong accent, But it can also be understood.

"Thank you very much." I waited for a while, and soon the old man came back, and the fish basket in his hand was empty.

"Is this a sacrifice to the mountain god?" I feel a little sorry, there is a procedure for normal and simple sacrifices, and this old man came back quickly, probably because he put down his things and came back directly.

"That's right." The old man claimed that his surname was Qin, and he was very talkative. By the time we walked down the mountain, I already knew almost everything about the situation here.

For example, this was originally a fishing village on an island. The geographical location is not good. It faces the sea on three sides, but the mountain road on the side of the mountain is very difficult to walk. There is only one steamship every day as the way to and from the outside world. Fishing for generations has made a living. Later, the young people went out to make a living, and the old people stayed here. Gradually, the number of people in the village became less and less. There were only a dozen people in total, and a principal and a supporting teacher supported all the courses.As a result, one day, two young people came down from the mountain suddenly, claiming to live in the mountain, and the old man in the family passed away, so they went down the mountain to make a living.

"It's also the fate of that old Zhutou. Decades ago, when his wife disappeared, his son disappeared, and his daughter-in-law left the child and ran away, he was left alone, and then he moved to the mountains by himself. Interact with people down the mountain." The old man sighed, "Unexpectedly, he really raised his grandson in the mountain, but he didn't know where he picked up another child to raise with him. Poor thing, when those two children went down the mountain, they even I don’t have any status, so I helped to do it. The boss is Zhu Ganglie, the young man is capable, very strong, and very capable. I don’t know where he caught several litters of wild boars and enclosed a piece of land in the mountains. Now the city knows that the wild boars he raises are particularly healthy and called green products, and they line up to buy them. And his brother who was picked up, named Sha Jing, is also a hard-working man. Qinglan's birthmark was thrown away by her parents. Now that she's grown up, her blue face looks a little scary at first glance, but she's not a bad person. She's a good swimmer. There aren't many good things here near the sea. , he dared to go far, and the lobster he caught was so big that someone bought it for tens of thousands of yuan. He also touched the sea pearl, which was as golden as a longan, and then it was sent to auction, and he got another big one. A sum of money, this young man has a conscience. Instead of going out with the money, he wants to build a fishing village so that young people who go out to work can come back and reunite with their families. You said that if you can earn money at home, who would want to go out? "

I nodded my head when the old man said something, which made him more interested in the conversation, "Good people are rewarded, Ganglie, he got a certificate with the female teacher who supported the village in the village last year, and the child is due to be born in a month. The better..."

"The child is not born yet?" I asked a little surprised.

"Not yet." The old man said, "The girl is still in the provincial capital. I heard that her family is rich and she is an only child. She was going to leave when she was due. If it weren't for her sincerity, she wouldn't be able to stay. It took two years to let the Yue family let go, and it was not easy."

"I don't know if I can be happy when the baby is born." I was thinking about the meeting ceremony in my heart.

"That's definitely possible, as long as you don't leave early." The old man said very straightforwardly, "Ganglie is very forthright, and he likes to make friends."

"I also really like making friends." I didn't feel guilty at all when I said this.

The old man smiled, and then greeted not far away, "Xiaosha, come and have a look, this is the first batch of guests in our village, maybe I will stay at your house to serve the children's full moon wine, but Be well received!"

I saw that blue face froze a bit, and waved my hand in a good mood, "Long time no see, Xiaosha~"

The author has something to say: To make a digression, I still remember that those who have blackened Ai can go to the next door to step on it_(:з」∠)_