[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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"Old Sun, I can't see how much you miss me." Brother Hou slapped Zhu Bajie, who was resolutely leaning forward, "Where did you learn this nasty talk?"

"Spring Festival Gala!" Zhu Bajie's voice was still overflowing, "There is a man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks who looks like you, Brother Monkey. He says this every year, and everyone will be happy when he says it."

"Really?" Brother Monkey was still lukewarm.

"Really, really." Zhu Bajie said, "When I told Master just now that I wanted to kill him, he was also happy."

Am I that happy?Well, sort of, but isn't that good?

"What if I don't feel happy?" Brother Monkey asked.

"Brother, you are a big brother, you are the most broad-minded. You also know that the old pig loves to talk nonsense. It's just a mouthful. It's not worth taking it to heart." Zhu Bajie has never been persistent, and he is never ambiguous when it is time to admit cowardice. .

"It's true, how can you be happy to see me." Brother Hou nodded, and said when Zhu Bajie's expression was about to lose his temper, "We haven't seen each other for a long time, why don't we have a discussion and let the grandson See if your skills are still there."

Zhu Bajie immediately froze, "Brother Monkey, the old pig also raises pigs now, and it's not enough to have a family and a baby, right?" Before Brother Monkey could speak, he hurriedly took the Xiaowa handed it to Brother Hou, "This is your eldest nephew, you don't give any gift for the first meeting as an uncle, and you have to beat his father up, it's a bad influence, don't you think? In case the child learns and looks good, we have to set an example for him!"

"Since it's your son, he's not an ordinary child." Brother Hou smiled at the child, then picked up the child and handed it to me, grabbing Zhu Bajie's ear, "Follow me!"

"Take it easy! Brother Monkey, take it easy!" Zhu Bajie complained while soaring into the clouds, "My ears are now human ears, but they are not as big as the cattail fan in the past!"

"It's not easy to pull too much." Brother Hou's voice also came from afar, "You can make it louder..."

"Poor senior brother Zhu." Bai Jingjing pretended to wipe away her tears, "I knew that senior brother would not just treat me as before."

I looked at Bai Jingjing, she no longer wiped away the non-existent tears, but lowered her head and began to tease the child.Although I haven't seen much of a newborn child, I know what it looks like, and the child in my arms is obviously, as Brother Monkey said, not an ordinary child.

Could it be Xu Shilin?As I was wondering, the sky suddenly released a splendor.

"Are they fighting?" Bai Jingjing raised her head suddenly.

The sky is full of bright purples and reds. This kind of brilliance is different from fireworks that are fleeting. It is more like the unpredictable aurora, covering half of the sky in an instant.

I had some nostalgia in my heart, "If Wu Feng is here, join in, it will be the same as when we were in Gao Laozhuang."

At the beginning, I was holding my monkey son and watching Zhu Bajie being beaten by Monkey Brother Wufeng. Now I am holding Zhu Bajie's son to watch him being beaten by Monkey Brother.

We were not the only ones who noticed this movement. Soon, human voices came from not far away, and everyone was amazed at the splendor in the sky.Fortunately, there were not many people in this fishing village, so it didn't make much noise.

I took this as a realistic fantasy blockbuster to enjoy, but Bai Jingjing couldn't hold back her groaning.

"What's wrong?" I had to give her a little attention.

Bai Jingjing had a look of envy and hatred on her face, "Reckless waste, extravagance and waste, it's not good to do something with this mana, you have to fight like this, it's so easy to practice! Is there any justice in this world, and you have to be called Wukong to launch a satellite?" , that monkey is so good?! The self-proclaimed descendant of the dragon likes monkeys so much, how wronged the Jade Dragon Third Prince is!"

I don't know if Xiaoyu is wronged or not, but I know that Bai Jingjing's eyes are almost red.

There is nothing I can do about it. Bai Jingjing can accept that anyone is luckier than her. After all, she has suffered a lot in her cultivation.

Except Brother Monkey.

I once advised Bai Jingjing not to put all her eyes on Brother Hou, but Bai Jingjing said plausibly, "Master, I don't want to, but maybe me and Houzi are wronged in previous lives. Even if he didn't kill me, I would still look at him." It's not pleasing to the eye. When I can let go of it completely, it means that I have accomplished my cultivation."

At that time, my first reaction when I heard this sentence was: "Why does it sound a bit like Qingjie?"

Bai Jingjing immediately went crazy, "It's obviously just a hurdle in the practice!"

Oh, a ridge as high as a mountain?

This metaphor makes me feel that Bai Jingjing's practice is hopeless.

After a while, Bai Jingjing was called back by a phone call. People in the program team accidentally discovered the miraculous phenomenon in the sky. They thought it was a very good gimmick, so they called Bai Jingjing back to shoot several sets of shots.

Bai Jingjing took Wuqing away without any hassle.

Brother Hou and Zhu Bajie fought endlessly. I watched for a while, returned the child to the child's mother, and went back to rest.The next day, as expected, this strange astronomical phenomenon was bound to Bai Jingjing's program group, and became a trending search.

It is said that this strange astronomical phenomenon lasted a total of five hours and 10 minutes.It happened without warning, and it ended without warning.Various experts began to speculate and interpret, but no convincing conclusions have been drawn so far. Compared with these serious remarks, what everyone prefers to watch is the tidbits filmed by the program group that night.

You know, there is Bai Jingjing in the program group who has traffic, celebrities, and awards, and there are also niche students who can set off a bloodbath just by leaving a name. Not to mention others, these two people are definitely topic killers when they get together.Basically, the two of them just stand side by side and look at the changing colors in the sky. Fans already think that they will look like who they are from confessing to holding hands together to getting married and having children.In the meantime, there are only fans and black fans disrupting the situation, it is really lively.

Zhu Bajie keeps pace with the times, and he is much more agile than me when he browses Weibo. He keeps commenting while doing so.

"Master, don't think that I don't care about Miss Bai. I've been following her news all the time. If someone blackmailed her, I helped her go back." Zhu Bajie ate two buns quickly, "Stop talking, I'll go back and have a look first. My daughter-in-law, hey, I cooked sugar-watered eggs for her in the morning, and I don’t know if she is hungry now? Fortunately, my son is obedient, and he is very obedient without crying or fussing, which made my daughter-in-law sleep well. This kid is like I, especially hurt people..."

I stuffed a cornbread into my mouth, how amazing is it to have a daughter-in-law?Why are you feeding me dog food early in the morning!

"Master, don't choke when you drink the porridge." Brother Hou smiled and handed over a bowl of millet porridge, "This pickled cucumber is also good, and it's just right to give the porridge."

Everyone said that I was partial to Brother Hou, but I didn't accept it. Who is more considerate than Brother Hou?