[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

The last bit of miscellaneous extras

(One)

Bai Jingjing is a person with big ambitions. She decided to make her story into a series of movies and successfully operated a big IP.

Of course, this is just her own thinking.

When the first movie came out, everyone’s comments were "I have never seen such a deadly heroine, Bai Jingjing called the heroine cannon fodder before, it really makes sense" and "Monkey brother is super handsome"; when the second When the first part came out, everyone shouted "Monkey Brother is so handsome" and "Call for Monkey Tang"; when the third part came out, everyone was a little shaken, "Monkey Mushroom seems to be good" and "Ms. Bone is so cute"; the fourth part Department, the fifth...

"Why does everyone say that Mrs. Bone is stupid?" Bai Jingjing was surrounded by a black mist that couldn't go away, "Can a stupid fool fool so many people around?"

I understand Bai Jingjing's reluctance. With Brother Monkey around, even though Bai Jingjing really wants to blackmail him, in order not to add color to her bones, Bai Jingjing is still very low-key and secretive when she carries private goods. She feels that this can fool her Brother Hou will not suffer for himself, but also let people who can really understand this movie understand what she really wants to express.

"This is obviously a very serious documentary, who on earth labeled it a romantic light comedy for me?!" Bai Jingjing stared at the newly released film review, and finally couldn't help herself and wrote one, "I have to correct their mistakes, It’s too easy to be a film critic now, how come there is such a big error in understanding the core concept of the film?”

In the end, Bai Jingjing published her film review with a small account, but of course she didn't dare to use a large account. As a result, her trumpet was ridiculed by the crowd, saying that she thought she had a unique understanding and was actually a sensationalist.

Bai Jingjing, who was mad with anger, made 32 declarations of abandonment in front of me.

I'm used to it.

(two)

Journey to the West, 21st Century.

Muxian'an Wuyou is the most popular term nowadays, and there is no other reason. Because of an earthquake a few months ago, a short mountain collapsed halfway. Some curious people went in and found that the mountainside was hollow. large tomb.

Fortunately, it was the people who came to conduct geological surveys rather than the tomb robbers who discovered this. The relevant departments acted as quickly as possible to protect the historical relics.This large tomb does not have rich funeral objects, and the owner of the tomb is not a prince or aristocrat, but claims to be the owner of Muxian'an.

Someone who reacted quickly thought of something immediately: "Could this be the tomb of the five friends of Muxian Temple?"

The five friends of Muxian'an have been recorded several times in the history books, but what makes them more well-known is that since the Tang Dynasty, their names have frequently appeared in the poems of literati and poets, and later historians also based on the poems The few words in the book outline five images who love poetry.Even though there are not many poems handed down from them, their names are full of presence.

Later, dynasties changed, but the names of the five friends of Muxian'an did not disappear with time.Of course, people can't live that long. They were finally considered to be a cultural organization named after the five friends of Muxian'an and inherited their spiritual tradition.Someone once wrote in an essay that he was lucky enough to see the collection of books of the five friends of Muxian'an, saying that it was rare in the world. Unfortunately, after the invasion of foreign nations and the destruction of the kingdom, after the country recuperated, there was no more legend about Muxian'an.It's not that there are no people who still appear in activities under this name, but the background is insufficient, and they are finally denied.

And now, the tomb of the owner of Muxian Temple has been discovered.

Archaeologists found that this tomb did not seem to be man-made, but more like a natural formation. The interior was full of thorns. In the center, there were five large trees that had dried up and were no longer alive.

"Pine, cypress, cypress, bamboo, and apricot..." The archaeologists were puzzled by this, "What do these five kinds of trees planted in the tomb represent?"

However, what made them even more puzzled was the epitaph in the tomb, which actually said that the five friends of Muxian'an were all spirits who had achieved success in cultivation, admired the splendid culture of the East, and were killed by Xuanzang, an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, on his way to the west. After enlightenment, I went to Datang and collected countless good poems. One day, I suddenly felt that the end was approaching, so I put all the poems and songs I had collected in my life together to sleep with it...

"Isn't it ridiculous?" The archaeologists were very unimpressed by this rhetoric. "How can there be monsters in this world? These poets are full of romantic thoughts, and they don't even want to be human."

This point of view is widely recognized. Ancient people believed in ghosts and gods. It is understandable to say so, but modern people can just listen to it.

The archaeological results have greatly supplemented the history and culture, and many poems and songs that had been lost in the long river of history have resurfaced, making relevant researchers ecstatic.When those poems and songs are compiled and published, it has become a trend to airborne directly to the bestseller list and discuss among the whole people.

The only people who aren't so happy about it are the students who haven't left the campus yet.

It's understandable to take the current politics exam, which is a big deal after all; it's okay to take the chemistry exam, the anti-corrosion technology in the tomb is so high-end that people still haven't figured out how it is done; the physics exam is no problem, it counts. Calculate the average stress-bearing area of ​​the thorns supporting the mountain; history, this is somewhat related to Tang Sanzang, the founder of Tang Buddhism, who was numb in the exam every year; the most intolerable thing is the appreciation of poetry in Chinese. Unfamiliar poems make people feel dizzy. The students don't understand why those poets always think of the five friends of Muxian'an when they write poems. When they eat a peach, they think of it. When they see apricot blossoms, they think of it. When they give it away, they write a poem. I wrote the first lyric when I missed the Mid-Autumn Festival...

Endless.

(three)

One day, when I was feeling bored, Wuqing came to me with a photo album, pointed to a person on it and asked me, "Master, who is this?"

I glanced at it, and I didn’t think it was strange. The person in the photo was a group photo of me and my brother in Disney’s Iron Man Pavilion.That was the last time my brother and I met. At that time, the steel suit that was full of texture and technology seemed a bit outdated now.

"What's wrong?" I don't think Wu Qing would ask for no reason.

"I think this person is a little weird." Wu Qing said, "I just wanted to know if there is a parallel world where Iron Man really exists, but the guide let me find this photo."

Wu Qing has fallen into the pit of Marvel and can't get out. Iron Man has a high status as his original intention, but I didn't expect him to even have the idea of ​​a parallel world.

I told Wuqing that this was my brother, who had already been reincarnated, and told him to let it go without thinking too much.A person dies like a lamp goes out, and when he reincarnates again, his memory disappears and he becomes a completely different person. I didn't care where my brother was reincarnated, but I just recite scriptures and pray for him in my spare time, so that he can go as smoothly as possible.

So, I really didn't expect that we would meet again one day, and my brother didn't forget anything.

This is not scientific!

Wu Qing didn't have the slightest sense of causing trouble, and was still excited that he had actually arrived in a world with Iron Man, and he didn't care at all that he was treated as an alien and Rocket Raccoon's fellow countryman.

On our first day in the world of Iron Man, we landed in New York and got up close and personal with Iron Man.It's not that we are the protagonists, but that New York was attacked again, and we were evacuated as innocent people.

"Captain America really has big breasts!" Wu Qing entangled my neck, and the whole mink turned red.

Then the Hulk lost control and smashed the buildings all the way. The surrounding New Yorkers searched for cover very skillfully. Wuqing screamed excitedly, attracting the Hulk's attention.

What kind of dangerous world is this? I will never say that watching Hulk smash all the way is very enjoyable.

I calmed down Hulk, easily, and then I was noticed by the Avengers.

"Are you a mage?" Iron Man's voice had a metallic quality.

This is the temporary identity I found for myself. With Doctor Strange in front, this identity is not so abrupt.Among the Avengers, Dr. Banner is the friendliest to me. In his words, every time he returns from Hulk, he feels very tired, but this time he is very comfortable, as if he has experienced a spa.

And then later, I met my brother, when he was introduced as a newcomer to the Avengers.His appearance has changed, but I just know he is my brother.

I have always thought that my brother is a person capable of doing great things, but I never thought that one day he would reach the pinnacle and take control of a country.

"You look familiar." My brother stared at me for a while.

On this day, I got good news and bad news at the same time.

The good news is that my brother and I have met each other, and we have lived a happy life under the protection of others since then; the bad news is that my brother and Iron Man... don't get along very well.

Treating each other as air, ridiculing each other, I watched carefully from the side.

Is there anything worse than the person who took you to climb the wall and turned around and you are still on the wall with the other person, but the fan has turned black?

I don't think so, unless my brother is Hydra.

……

Uh.

I seem to have inadvertently lit the crow's mouth attribute.

(End of the article)