[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

I am actually not very sensitive to foreign country names, but I am deeply impressed by Gao Laozhuang!

what is this?

I am not the mountain, the mountain is me?

Oh, no, it should be that if I don't go to the pig, the pig will go to me.

Can I kick the pig back?

I felt a little depressed, how good I was living in Guanyin Temple, there were errands, enough food and clothing, and I could sleep in bed every night!Mark the point, sleep in bed!I really don't want to go back to those days of eating and sleeping.

It's a pity that my idol burden is too heavy. Someone came to my door and said something so miserable. As an eminent monk, how can I turn a blind eye?

But I changed my mind again, I just got rid of a demon, ah, no, I went to recruit an apprentice, no one stipulated that I must go forward after accepting an apprentice, I can come back again.I haven't finished educating the monks in the Guanyin Temple, so how can I give up halfway and leave?

Thinking of this, I am happy again, now the second senior brother's position has been taken over by Wu Feng, but I am still used to linking the second senior brother with Zhutou.

Hey, this is not good, as a strange man who is determined to go unconventional, I have to get used to this as soon as possible.

I thought about it for a while, and asked the young man, "The poor monk sees that you have a dusty face. Could it be that Gao Laozhuang is far away from here?"

"Returning to Master, it has been more than [-] days since I left Gaolaozhuang and came to this monastery. Before, the old lady ordered me to go out to look for Master Gaoming, but I have invited all the masters that can be hired nearby. They The ability is low and incompetent, but he said that the magic power of the monster is boundless, and there is no mage who dares to go back to Gao Laozhuang with me. On that day, I was worried that I would not be able to invite a mage to go back and be blamed. I suddenly met a Old monk, he said that there is a great virtuous Dharma master in Guanyin Temple, who is devout and powerful, and has even won the praise of Guanyin Bodhisattva in this world. If there is any difficulty, I can ask for help."

I can't help but hehe, old monk?If there is nothing tricky about it, I will go to Xitian and sing "Love Trading" to Tathagata!

I also know that it is not Guanyin, but it must be some dog leg of Guanyin.

Because only the monks in the Guanyin Temple knew about it, and I knew all the monks in the Guanyin Temple, and none of them ran outside.

I asked the novice monk to lead the boy down and let him have a good night's rest. We will head to Gaolaozhuang tomorrow.Although the young man was still a little hesitant, he finally nodded, "Then please ask the mage, as long as the monster is removed, the old man will definitely reward you with respect."

I curled the corner of my mouth, looking upright, "It's just that I can't bear to see monsters run amok and harm good girls."

In the evening, Brother Monkey and Wu Feng came back from the waves outside, and I told them about it.Brother Hou was a little interested, "Why bother, the old grandson will go straight there, and he will kill the root directly with a stick, why bother the master?"

I was very relieved, anyway, I was very relieved that Brother Hou didn't urge me to leave, but he still gently denied it, don't care what mistakes Zhu Bajie made, he was the Marshal of the Canopy before, how could he really be stabbed to death by Brother Monkey?

"Wukong, don't worry." I said, "What's going on now is all the opinion of the young man's family. People have good and evil, and demons also have good and bad, unless those who are obsessed with ignorance, if they are just confused for a while, wouldn't this be a crime in vain?"

Brother Hou was still a little unconvinced, "Most of the monsters born in nature are wild and difficult to train. How many of them are as devoted to Buddha as Junior Brother Wufeng?"

Wu Feng smiled honestly, "Ah, senior brother, you've praised me, you've praised me. Those born in this world, brother, are role models for my generation."

I wondered, when did these two guys have this problem of flattering each other?Before, it could be explained as being unfamiliar with each other, so you can talk nicely and get close, but now you are so close to being one, it's still the same...

Mushy or not?

I didn't bother to care about them and went straight back to the meditation room.

In the Zen room, the monkey son squatted on the top of the Zen staff, playing with the little white snake.I just glanced at it casually and didn't intend to take it to heart, but, but, who taught the monkey son to tie a bow?

When the monkey son saw me, he bared his teeth and showed an expression that seemed to be smiling, and jumped into my arms from the Zen staff with a 'swish'.

Reflexively, I grabbed its round ears like holding a doll, "You think you're still a baby?"

The monkey son played with my hand.

I bumped the monkey son and felt heavy in my hand, but looking at it... I don't know if it is my illusion, I feel that the monkey son seems to have shrunk.

At this time, the little white snake woke up, untied its bow-like long body with twists and turns, half-opened its eyes, and greeted me, "Hello, Master."

"Hello, Xiaoyu." I hugged the monkey son and walked to the Zen stick, feeling a little guilty, "I didn't hurt you, Gohan was messing around a bit."

"It's okay." Little White Snake's Black Bean glanced at Gohan, "It's still small."

Well, that's not wrong, the people around me, except for the white horse and the monkey son, are all ages who have been employed for a hundred years. Gohan, who is not yet four years old, is just a baby.

The monkey son gritted his teeth again, jumped onto the Zen stick at a speed that I couldn't stop at all, tied the little white snake into a bow a few times, and then rushed out of the room in twos and threes.

I was dumbfounded.

I have never doubted the IQ of the monkey son, especially after knowing that it is a monkey from Huaguoshan.Before, it could be explained as young and ignorant, but this time, it was definitely on purpose, right?

The little white snake slowly stretched its body, still said unhurriedly, "It's still small."

I suddenly felt a little ashamed.

Monkey Son is no longer Monkey Son, it has changed its surname to Xiong!

Could this be the sequelae of Brother Monkey and Wu Feng getting together?

This wind must not last long, so I decided to teach the monkey son a lesson and threw it to the Buddhist hall next door to knock the wooden fish.For the active monkey son, this is definitely not a good job. Looking at its big wet eyes, I feel a little soft-hearted, but when I think of the little white snake being played by it into a hemp rope, even when I don’t know It may have been played with more tricks, and I feel that it must be known that this is wrong.Son of Monkey is just practicing with Brother Hou now, and he has the audacity to provoke the third prince of Yulong just after he left Mortal Monkey. Even though he looks like a little white snake now, if he really regards him as a little white snake, he is a fool!

Once or twice, maybe you will bear it for the face of me and the people behind, but the more times, don't forget that this is the Dragon King Prince who dared to burn the imperial gift beads and was accused of disobedience by his own father. Who would believe that he is really good-tempered!

Fortunately, the monkey son's bear nature is only a flash in the pan, and he is still my well-behaved monkey son in essence.I gradually fell asleep listening to the knocking sound of the wooden fish, and when I got up in the middle of the night, I went to the next door to take a look, which left me speechless.

What the monkey son used to knock on the wooden fish was actually a small white snake that was stretched straight and looked very hard.

It's not that I'm protecting my shortcomings, but I'm sure that Monkey Son won't be more mischievous when I'm angry. What does this mean?It means that the little white snake slipped past by himself!

I turned around and went back to my room, not going to take care of it.

Really, I always claim to be ahead of my time, but even with my 21st century experience, I don't understand the wonderful friendship between monkeys and snakes.

Well, let's call it friendship.

This time it was better, I only had two alpacas running past in my heart.But in the morning, the alpaca army, who hadn't shown up for a long time, came out to have fun again.

"You said you are?" I looked at the monk in front of me, only to feel that my eyes were dark.

"I am the protector Jialan. Guanshiyin Bodhisattva knows that you are about to go to Gaolaozhuang to subdue demons. I am afraid that the monks in Guanyin Temple will relapse into old ways. Of course, I will take over from you and continue to teach them." said the protector Jialan.

Brother Monkey walked back and forth behind that protector, Jia Lan, carrying his wishful golden cudgel, "Old Sun thinks your aura is a little familiar. These days, you are the one who has been by our side all the time, right?"

"It's not just me." The protector garan replied, "We have six Ding Liujia, five directions Jiedi, and four value meritorious officers, eighteen protector garans, each of whom takes turns to protect the Buddhist scriptures."

I:"……"

I knew there would be people watching, but I didn't expect that there would be so many people watching.

protect me?Hehe, when I was captured by monsters, it was Taibai Jinxing who stepped forward!

Alas.God knows what unspeakable deal there is.Or the fact that these people aren't as committed as they say they are, and occasionally slack off, is good news for me.

Now that the protector, Jialan, who was supposed to protect me, is temporarily placed in the Guanyin Temple, I have to think about whether I can use the same method to deal with other stalkers.

These people don't seem to be as pure as they imagined. Don't forget, when the monk Tang and his disciples arrived at Daleiyin Temple through all kinds of hardships, the first thing they resisted was blank scriptures, and they were tricked.

However, this matter needs to be considered in the long term.

Avalokitesvara was even willing to get the guardian Jialan to replace me. Obviously, I have no reason to stay in the Guanyin Temple. After all, no one can say that the guardian Jialan is not as good as me.There is no room for redemption, so I stopped worrying about it, and instead focused on how to deal with Gao Laozhuang.

Gao Cuilan and Zhu Bajie, tsk.

When I slept in the wild at night, because I left the bed, I had some insomnia, so I took out the wooden fish and knocked on it.As a result, the next day, Brother Hou and Wu Feng approached me and asked me what scripture I recited last night, why did it have a festive flavor, could it be the "Happiness Sutra".

Looking at those two purely curious faces, I twitched the corners of my mouth.

Can you not be festive?That was the brainwashing divine song before the rise of square dancing——

"Pig Bajie Carrying His Wife"!