[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

I became the king of Baoxiang King's palace.

I can swear that I didn't cause this on my own initiative, it's because the people in the palace are too timid, I haven't done anything, just shouted a few times?As a result, I was regarded as a scourge, and everyone avoided it.Originally, I occupied this palace because there were many maids in the palace, but as a result, they all ran away after I looked in the mirror for a while.

God knows how much I was welcomed by those court ladies before, but I didn't expect that the little beauties would turn their faces and deny me just by changing my appearance.

Alas, the love of human beings is even more unreliable than Zhu Bajie.

Why do those people have no appreciation level at all?

I looked at the majestic tiger in the mirror, how fierce and cute, but unfortunately I was the only one admiring it.If it is in modern times, you don’t need to look for angles, just take two photos with your mobile phone, and it will definitely become popular on the Internet.

Sucking cats or something, how can you enjoy smoking tigers?

I was regretting in the mirror, and the monkey son brought Xiaoyu to find him.The monkey son didn't seem to recognize me, grinning at me and making threatening noises, he was about to run out, but was caught by a handsome guy who suddenly appeared.

I blinked my eyes, "Aww~" Xiaoyu, can you change back to human form?

Third Prince Yulong approached me with a somewhat uncertain expression, "Master?"

"Aw!" It was me.

"Is it Master?" The third prince Yulong probably didn't understand animal language, and said to himself, "I heard from the palace people that Master was slandered as a tiger spirit. If you are my master, wink."

I rolled my eyes.

"Master!" Third Prince Yulong straightened his back all of a sudden, and shouted with sincerity, "You have suffered!"

It's really hard, people around me can't keep up with my aesthetics, it's hard not to be understood.

Just looking at the gradually melancholy eyes of the third prince of Yulong, I flicked my tail and rubbed against his body as a way of comforting him, "Aooooooo~" I'm fine, I'm quite happy with my new skin, What happened was the group of unlucky guys who were confused by the yellow-robed monster.

At this time, the importance and necessity of being able to speak a foreign language became apparent. Third Prince Yulong was at a loss, unable to understand what I was saying.

"Master, don't worry, I will definitely find a way to make you change back as soon as possible. It's just..." The expression of the third prince Yulong gradually became firm, but there was an unconcealable worry in his eyes, "The brothers will not come back if they leave, and they will not return." I know what happened. Brothers Wukong and Wuqing are still in Huaguo Mountain, if I leave again, what will happen to Master's safety?"

I flicked my tail in boredom, I only now truly realize the importance of the appearance of language.

"But if you stay by Master's side to protect, who will stop that yellow-robed monster?" The third prince Yulong was talking to himself again, "I heard that the palace will hold a banquet tonight, and then we will discuss how to deal with Master .Master is now transformed into a tiger body, but after all, he is still a mortal body, with four claws that cannot be defeated by many hands. What if something happens?"

I lay down on the ground bored and started counting the number of hairs on my paws. Of course, I didn't forget to pat Third Prince Yulong's calf with my tail to comfort him not to worry.

I really will not have any accidents, even if I am a mortal, but such a thing as hand-to-hand combat has already happened once in the hall.The result was very gratifying. The group of people who took turns on duty in the sky were still doing their duty, and they gave me a protective cover. No matter how fierce those people hit me, the force I felt was not much stronger than the raindrops falling from the sky.

There is also the yellow-robed monster. At first, I thought he was so powerful. He didn’t even know where the three Wumen I sent were. Instead, he swaggered to Baoxiang Kingdom and slandered me. In the end, it was not because of my tiger’s prestige. Shock and awe?

Not to mention the yellow robe is weird, if I really get ruthless, I will be afraid of the potential and the consequences.

If it weren't for Wu Feng to go with him, I really doubt that Zhu Bajie led the people to paddle first and then ran away.

All in all, the fighting power of the yellow robe monster is like tofu in my eyes.

"In this palace, the only one who can threaten Master now is the yellow-robed monster. If we can find a way to get rid of him, there will be a turning point." The third prince Yulong continued, "The yellow-robed monster can do things like kidnap the princess. , must also be a person who loves beauty. If I become a beauty in a palace costume, and take advantage of him when he is not prepared, I can be somewhat sure..."

I was so startled by this sentence that the fur on my tail exploded.

In the past, I always felt that the third prince of Yulong had no sense of existence. Has my white horse been devoured by him, and he has not turned into a white dragon horse. He usually plays with the monkey son.I just called Monk Sha, who was the latest to join, as my senior brother. I also know that although the third prince Yulong also called me master, he didn't formally become a master, and I basically didn't ask him for it.Such a handsome guy has a piece of grassland on his head, my sympathy is overflowing.

Because of this, I didn't expect him to take me very seriously. When Wu Wu was not there, he automatically took care of my safety and wanted to kill the yellow-robed monster for me.

I... I... I'm so touched!

I was just moved, the handsome guy disappeared and turned into a beautiful woman.

I couldn't help biting the tip of my tail, and finally understood the purpose of the "Multi-Heart Sutra" taught to me by Zen Master Wuchao.

Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form; form is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from form.

If I don't understand this trick, these men and women will make me suffer a lot?

Straight becomes bent, bent and straight again, sooner or later you have to bend.

Unfortunately, at the beginning, I simply thought that only Guanyin had this hobby.

"Master, I'll go right away, you hide in the hall, don't let anyone find out." After finishing speaking, the third wife of Yulong... the woman turned around and was about to leave.

I hurriedly spit the tip of the tail out of my mouth and blocked his way.

"Master?" The third daughter of Yulong asked with a puzzled expression.

I uttered an 'ow' and refused to let him go.

The third princess of Yulong thought for a while, and handed Gohan to me, "Master, don't be afraid, you have Gohan with you, he has already figured out the terrain of the palace in the past few days, if you can't hide it, you run out It can also delay some time."

The monkey son seemed to finally understand that I was his father, and he was no longer afraid of me.

but!

I slapped it with my paw, who told you to pull my round ears?

The third lady of Yulong breathed a sigh of relief and continued to walk outside.

I will stop him again.

"Master?" I was sure that I could see the helplessness on the face of the Third Empress of Yulong, "Brothers don't know when they will return, we can't sit still and wait for death."

I stuck out my tongue, I am so powerful now, who is waiting to be killed?

But the Third Lady of Yulong seems to have misunderstood what I meant, "Master, you mean the brothers will be back soon?"

Although I was very moved that he put my safety first, it didn't seem to have anything to do with our tacit understanding.

But this misunderstanding can currently stop the third daughter of Yulong from going out, and this is enough.

It's not that I underestimate him, but in my eyes, Xiaoyu's fighting power has always been quite scumbag. Before giving blood to the white horse, he made him jump into the street and become a little white snake. I think it's better not to let him deliver food.In case the yellow-robed monster is really lustful and takes a fancy to his female body, this...

I think the innocence of men is also very important.The current situation has not yet reached the time when he has to sacrifice.

So, the next third princess of the Jade Dragon will take advantage of me.

As the owner of a big cat, how can there be no one to serve him?

Anyway, I was very happy to be masturbated, and I felt sore and limp all over my body.

When it was time for meals, of course, no one came to deliver meals to us.The third lady of Yulong went to the dining room for a walk, and brought back a basket of fruits and raw meat.

The fruit belongs to the monkey son, and the raw meat belongs to me.

I twitched my tail, the poor monk is a monk!

vegetarian!

"I thought tigers ate meat." The Third Lady of Yulong explained, and I stared at him with wide-eyed tiger eyes, watching him open the next layer of the food basket, which contained cooked rice.

The person who invented rice balls is really a good person. Now I don't have to think about how to eat without damaging the mighty image.

After the third lady of the Jade Dragon fed me, she turned back into a little white snake again, "Master, my mana can't last long enough to maintain my human form, so it will save effort."

While talking, he crawled towards the monkey son, with a graceful figure, like swimming in water.

My paw was about to move, and I pressed it with a 'snap'.

Did not hold down.

Press again.

Did not hold down.

…………

…………

Oye, hold it down.

Huh, I seem to see the loveless look in the black bean eyes of Xiaobai Snake.

……how come?I am obviously a good master who loves my disciples so much, right?Ha ha……

At this time, there was a sound of running outside the hall, and someone among them ran into the hall.

I let go of the paw, and watched Xiaoyu hang on Gohan's neck with a 'swish', and then looked outside the hall, it was already dark, and the moon was hanging high.A woman in a palace costume saw me, paused for a moment, and then ran towards me staggeringly as if she had made up her mind.

"Elder help!"

Could it be that when Wu came back and heard that something happened to me, they started fighting?

I cheered up and looked at her with piercing eyes.

This court lady looks familiar, she was the one who took care of my food and daily life before, she is gentle and steady on weekdays, I didn't expect to be scared like this.

"Elder!" She called out coquettishly, "The third son-in-law... the third son-in-law is a demon, he drank too much wine at the banquet, changed his face, grabbed the sisters and ate them, and several sisters have already been killed by him! "

I froze for a moment, I didn't know how to put my paws.

Although the yellow robe monster slandered me before, I still have a positive attitude towards his IQ.Seeing his performance, the old king turned his face and believed him directly, which made me think he was a man of wisdom and courage, but I didn't expect that he had already slandered me for success, and even other people believed him. Actually revealed himself? !

I was not in a hurry before, because I thought that even if he pretended, he would pretend to be watertight before leaving, and being able to pretend proves that he actually cares about Baihua's shame and won't mess around.He never expected that only a few hours later, he would become wild.

I roared to the sky—

Six Ding Liujia, five directions Jiedi, four value meritorious service, seventeen protectors, no matter who is on duty today, you just do it and watch?