[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

I thought about it carefully, and it was less than twelve hours before I became a tiger, but during these twelve hours, what happened was more than twelve days, December months!

At this time yesterday, I was still chatting with the king of Baoxiang Kingdom in the palace, and then Kui Mulang turned into a handsome boy to frame me. The wolves are so mad that they kill people and eat meat.Then I had a fight with him, and when it was a tie, Brother Hou made his debut and took down the once defeated opponent.A few Wu came back with the princess, and the king of Baoxiang Kingdom discovered that Kui Mulang was Kui Xing in the sky, and called him his son-in-law unscrupulously. Brother Hou went to the heaven to ask for an explanation, and Baihua came to ask for help in embarrassment.Brother Monkey came back, and God Erlang followed closely...

It was both a surprise and a thrill, if not for what happened next.

I think that if one sets a certain amount of embarrassing moments in a person's life, what I just experienced has definitely exceeded that limit and is far overdrawn.

Sadly, I found out it was all my own fault.

It’s not that Brother Hou never asked me if I wanted to change back, but I was obsessed with the mighty and majestic body of the tiger and refused.Although I really want to not be happy with things and not sad with myself, but I still decided to vent my anger on brother monkey, not because I am narrow-minded, well, I am a little bit, but why didn't this monkey say it earlier? !

There is also Kui Mulang, who is not proficient in the art of transformation at all, what can he do if he has only fooled most people, what if he has the ability to fool the monkey and the three eyes together!

During breakfast, the Wumen didn't seem too surprised when they saw that I had changed back. That's right, they didn't know what I had gone through.Therefore, it is not without benefits to have a lower ability, although if I had to choose, I would still choose the one with higher ability.

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom resumed the ceremony of honoring guests to us, and earnestly invited us to attend the wedding of Kuimu Lang and Bai Huaxiu.

"Wedding?" I twirled the rosary in my hand. Recently, I rely on this to calm my mood so that I don't feel impetuous when I think of a certain monkey. "Your Majesty has chosen a son-in-law for the third princess?"

"Isn't it Kui Mulang?" The king of Baoxiang Kingdom was displeased for a moment, but his smile appeared even faster, "The elder also saw it that day. Wouldn't it be more justifiable to have two grandchildren born and get married now?"

Once again, I am sure that those who play politics and become kings and emperors have dark hearts.

I have never seen such a reversal of black and white!

At most, the emperor didn't give me the chance to refuse and asked me to go to the West to learn scriptures, which can barely be explained as saving all living beings for the sake of the scriptures; the king of Baoxiang Kingdom...he used to yell at Kuimu wolf and feel sorry for Baihua What's more, he didn't pay attention to those two half-monsters. As a result, when Kui Mulang's identity was exposed, his attitude changed 180 degrees.

The problem is, as one of the insiders, I don't feel like he made a smart man's decision.

"Does Your Majesty know the identity of Kuimu Lang?" I had to remind him again.

"Of course, my son-in-law is Kuixing in the sky." The king of Baoxiang Kingdom looked proud.

"You also know that he went down to earth in private?" I asked.

"The son-in-law said that he has someone to help him speak in the heavenly court, so it's not a problem to delay it for a few months. One day in the sky, one year in the world. At that time, he has already spent his whole life here in embarrassment with Baihua." The King of Baoxiang Kingdom said without thinking.

It sounds reasonable, but I can't help but scrutinize it at all.

Where did Kui Mulang get his confidence?Is he really someone in heaven?I was a little uncertain, but regardless of whether it was true or not, I felt that Kui Mulang seemed to have miscalculated, and with Tianting's procrastination, his plan did not seem so incredible.But now, it is Yang Jian who intervenes, and Sun Wukong is asked to beat the side drums. One is the nephew of the Jade Emperor with powerful mana, and the other is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. Will not perfunctory these two people.

Unless the importance of Kui Mulang is greater than the combined weight of these two people, is this possible?

I think, with the ability of Brother Hou alone, he can also solve the matter quickly by making Tianting's urging fire impatient.

But, would Kui Mulang not have thought of this?He made mistakes in the first place, where did he get this determination?

"I also ask the elders to stay a little longer to attend the wedding of my daughter and son-in-law." The king of Baoxiang Kingdom said, "With the elders' testimony, it is a match made in heaven."

"A match made in heaven?" I think, I probably don't quite understand the meaning of this idiom.

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom twitched his face, "And my son-in-law offended the elder before, please let the elder look at my face and reconcile with my son-in-law."

I understand what the King of Baoxiang Kingdom, or Kuimu Lang, is planning. He wants to write off the previous crimes with me, so that even if he is captured and returned to the Heavenly Court, this crime will disappear.But how can I do what he wants?I even got angry with Brother Monkey, will I let this culprit go?

"The king is joking." I smiled lightly, "I can only say that the poor monk was destined to die like this."

The king pretended to be confused and left happily.

The palace I live in now is the one I occupied when I was a tiger. At the beginning, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom asked me if I wanted to add some maids to serve, but I refused. I found a reason why monks do not enjoy glory, so , now living here, only me and a few enlightened.

And the third princess Baihuasha.

Yes, Bai Hua, who was supposed to be the bride, is ashamed of me, the daughter of the king of Baoxiang Kingdom who is already well-behaved and waiting to be married, heck, who needs to say it?

This is also a last resort. As an outsider, I have no right to interfere with the king marrying a daughter, but as a person with conscience, I can't let a woman who had to live with a fearful monster for more than ten years return to the wolf. nest.As a matter of course, I used my previous anger to make Brother Monkey stiff with Li Daitao.This is why I don't let the king add maids here, who knows if those maids will tip off the news.

After the king left, Bai Huaxie came to thank me again. I don't know how much of her father-daughter affection for the king is left, but I always feel that it is not optimistic.

"Thank you, elder." Bai Hua was dressed very plainly and her hair was simply pulled up without any makeup on, and she still held a scroll of scriptures in her hand.

"Princess, you're welcome." I sighed, it was a certainty that Kui Mulang would be captured, but I just didn't know how the king and Baihuashou would get along after Kui Mulang left.

It's not that Bai Hua has no grievances towards her father. According to her, if the kingdom is in turmoil, as long as the situation can be saved, she will be willing to marry anyone.But the current situation was not like this. For her own ambitions and vain promises, the king was going to sacrifice her, which made her feel terrible.

This is the charm of power.

I think I saw a kind of unyielding and ambition in Baihua's shy eyes.

But Baihuasha, who I thought was ambitious, was very quiet in the next few days, and I didn't see anyone contacting her, and only read the scriptures carefully.

Those scriptures were all written by myself after I came to enlightenment a little bit, and I didn’t even read a few enlightenments. I didn’t expect that the first reader would be Baihuaxiu.

Three days later, the king held a wedding ceremony for Kui Mulang and Bai Huashuo. It was a national celebration. All the people I saw were excited and proud that the princess of their country could marry the star in the sky.Brother Hou tricked Baihuashu into his appearance to follow me, and then Brother Hou didn't stay long, and returned to Baihuashu's palace, and became a bride in peace.

It was a fine day, and I watched Kui Mulang and Brother Hou pray to the heaven and earth and then to the high hall. When the husband and wife worshiped each other, Kui Mulang grabbed the neck of 'Baihuasha' and slammed down the high platform. The neck of 'Bai Hua Sha' was slender and white, and was grabbed by such a big hand, and it was broken directly, and the head and body were separated.

I:"……"

I guessed something was going to happen, but I didn't expect, there would be such a thing.

Kui Mulang was mad and unrestrained, and seemed determined to make a big fuss before being taken back to heaven, "Stupid woman! I was so dazed by my good words!" He triumphantly jumped off the high platform, He scooped up 'Hundred Flowers' with his hand that turned into a beast's claw, and before he could do anything, he was knocked down to the ground.

"Silly wolf, after a few words from Old Sun, you were coaxed by me to the point where you couldn't find Bei?" Brother Monkey changed back to his original form, and pulled off his wedding clothes.

Kui Mulang's eyes were red.

At this time, God Erlang descended from the sky, used an unknown magic weapon, bound Kuimu wolf tightly, and then read out the solution of the heavenly court.

Kui Mulang was suppressed at the foot of Wanzi Mountain. If he sincerely repents, he will return to the heaven in a hundred years; if he does not repent, he will be suppressed under the mountain forever.

Of course, this is my own understanding, which is much simpler and clearer than those read by Yang Jian, but the general meaning remains the same.This punishment is a bit lighter than I expected before. I also know that Yang Jian also had some disputes in the heavenly court, but generally speaking, it can barely be regarded as acceptable.

Kui Mulang was taken away by Yang Jian, and the originally festive wedding scene was in chaos. I felt someone tugged on my sleeve, and when I looked back, it was Baihuasha who was wearing Brother Hou's face.

I called Brother Monkey over, he blew a breath, and Baihuashu returned to its original state.She took a deep breath, with an awe-inspiring expression on her face, and methodically began to direct the soldiers to deal with the follow-up and appease the people.

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom collapsed on the throne, like a decoration, and said nothing to the chaos below.I asked Brother Monkey to take a look. Although I don't like this king very much, I can't ignore him when he has something to do.

The king was paralyzed by a stroke. Because of his calm and calm ordering, Baihua not only won a wave of goodwill among the people, but also pushed the matter of Kui Mulang's evil actions to the king, claiming that it was the king's willful behavior. She was very dissatisfied. Agree, it turns out that her feeling is correct, if she hadn't asked Elder Datang for help before, she would have returned to the underworld at this time...

Unexpectedly, one day, I can also become the banner of others.

Baihuasha became the new queen.

Just when I was about to leave, she stopped me, "Elder, I want to establish a religion as the state religion, and please give me the scriptures."

My heart moved, "Is there no temple before Baoxiang Kingdom? Are there no scriptures in the temple?"

Bai Hua looked at me shyly. Although her appearance was still slender and beautiful, the firmness in her eyes made it impossible to ignore her determination, "I have read those scriptures, but none of them are as exquisite as the one written by the elder."

"I wrote it?" I was startled, looking at Baihua shyly, wondering if what she meant was what I thought.

"Elder's Dharma is profound, and his comprehension is wonderful. I implore the elder to give scriptures for the whole country to study. I hope that our people can receive the elder's teachings and increase their virtues." Bai Hua said firmly.

"The poor monk has little talent and learning, how can he take on this important task?" I really want to agree, but God knows if there are five hundred words in the scriptures I wrote by myself?Who can prop up a new sect on this?

Are you kidding me?

Even if I had this plan before, but now?too early!

"Why can't the elder?" Bai Hua smiled shyly, "When I was in the Boyue Cave, I prayed to the gods and Buddhas in the sky every day to save me from the sea of ​​suffering, but I didn't get the slightest response. Only the elder and his disciples saved me. , why should the elder be humble?"

Under Baihuasha's various pleas, I stayed for another month to write scriptures for the Protestantism she was determined to establish.Not to mention, I have learned quite a lot recently, and the writing is very smooth. Fortunately, I checked it one last time, otherwise, the phrase "the emperor takes turns, and I will come to my house next year" almost got mixed up.

If we get in, I'm afraid Bai Huaxiu will not thank me when he sees it, but will drive us away.

Brother Hou walked in from outside, looked down for a while, "Yo, master, how do you know what I said 500 years ago?"

I:"……"

What?Brother Monkey actually said such handsome words?

Hey, as expected of Brother Monkey, he is really handsome!