[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Bai Guifei's reputation is not very good, even in a place as remote as Baolin Temple, when the monks in the temple mention her, they all shake their heads.

This situation is not surprising, from ancient times to the present, which favorite concubine has not been looked down upon and scolded by others?Treacherous concubine, demon concubine, calamity... In fact, it can be summed up in these terms. Of course, there are people who worry about the country and the people, but it cannot be denied that there are also curses from people who fell out of favor because of their favorite concubines, including the harem, Not limited to courtiers.And when those orders that are not beneficial to the country or the family are issued, it is needless to say that the favored concubine immediately transforms into Daji Baosi, and her influence immediately covers the court, as if the country is ruined and the family is destroyed in the next moment.

What's more interesting is that those courtiers don't think that the real issuer of these orders is the king they follow, and put all the faults on a woman. As long as the country is completely destroyed and there is no recovery, they will think that, As long as the king is alienated from his favorite concubine, it is best to kill her. After that, they and the king will be a happy family with each other again.

There is no more innocent and beautiful vision than this.

Of course, it's not fair to put all this on the king. Sometimes he is really just an ordinary man who is dazed by beauties, and it's the concubine Chong who comes up with bad ideas.It can only be said that specific things are analyzed in detail. How can one thing be caused by many reasons, isn't it?

I took the evaluation of Concubine Bai by the monks of Baolin Temple as a parody of others far away from the center of power, but the more I listened, I found that my thinking was a bit arbitrary. At least, from those descriptions, Concubine Bai looked like the second Daji. And the reason why she hasn't done any substantial evil yet, but there are some examples of her actions.

In just one month, Concubine Bai asked the industrious king to build a beast garden for her, for a green-haired lion that entered the palace with Concubine Bai to play.

Many people compare this to the wine pool and meat forest of King Zhou of the Shang Dynasty, thinking that if things go on like this, the black-bone chicken country will be in danger.

Hearing this, I was a little hesitant.

Could it be that the Concubine Bai in the Wuji King's Palace is not Bai Jingjing, who just accidentally bumped into her surname?Although I don't fully understand Bai Jingjing's family background, she is definitely not someone who can raise green-haired lions.

And those actions that harm the country, she is just a bone spirit, a playwright, but not a vixen.

"What's the matter with the blue-haired lion?" I asked.

The abbot of Baolin Temple answered me, "I heard that the green-haired lion and the concubine Bai grew up together, and it is the most humane. The king was moved when he saw the concubine Bai and the lion playing together in the forest that day. When Concubine Bai was brought back to the palace, some people said that he treated the lion better than Concubine Bai, it is simply nonsense, Your Majesty treats the lion better because of Concubine Bai's sake?"

The host looked worried about the country and the people: "Previously, in order to maintain his body and not be close to women, His Majesty did not enter the harem for many years. I did not expect that after meeting Bai Guifei, he would stay in the harem all day. If there is another prince, I don't know How should the queen and the crown prince deal with themselves? Alas!"

Even if I'm not Yuan Fang, I know there must be something wrong with this matter.

However, Bai Jingjing hasn't come to report yet, and I have no way of knowing the first-hand news about it.

"Master, don't you have that "Forbidden Hoop Curse"?" Monkey Brother said, "Just read it, and she will know that Master is coming, so she will come to see her naturally."

I couldn't help knocking Brother Hou on the head, Brother Hou didn't have a hoop on his head, so he didn't think about it when he said this.But although I can recite the "Forbidden Hoop Curse", I don't want to recite it when Bai Jingjing didn't make a mistake, just to show her sense of existence.I hope it is a reminder, a deterrent, but I don't want to use it as a means to control Bai Jingjing.

Although Bai Jingjing's current obedience is probably due to the banning hoop, and the banning hoop was given by Guanyin when I asked Guanyin if he had any good means, but, who cares, just treat me as a cat crying for a mouse Yes, I'm a little hypocritical on this.

"Wukong, I'd better trouble you to go." I said, "go to the palace to find out the situation. Also, in my dream, the king said that his body was in the octagonal glazed well in the imperial garden. If Bai Jingjing really In the palace, we can also bring back the king's body."

Brother Hou nodded, grabbed Zhu Bajie and disappeared.I stayed in the meditation room alone, pressing my forehead, and began to recall the dream last night.

I have dreamed a lot of messy things. A wet male ghost in my dream can't scare me at all. If I didn't see the golden chamber Bai Yugui at the door when I went out this morning, I might have forgotten this dream after breakfast. went aside.But now that the golden chamber Bai Yugui appeared, it proved that this matter was true.

Considering what the king said, I think his luck is bad enough.

The king was a good king from the beginning, and he was also a Buddhist. This is naturally beneficial to the promotion of Buddhism in the country. No wonder I think Baolin Temple is more magnificent than Tang Dynasty. Likes still matter.However, this overall religious atmosphere did not bring much benefit. Blessed by the gods and Buddhas, 11 years ago, the Wuji Kingdom suffered from severe drought for several years.The king tried his best, but until the granary was empty, the food that was scattered was still unable to recover. Even if the king was not extravagant, he didn't even have any meat in the food, and shared the joys and sorrows with the people.In the end, I had to ask the Buddha for help, bathe and fast, and burn incense and pray day and night.

This is the last resort.

However, to no avail.

After three years of this kind of life, the rivers and wells in the country dried up, and the country was in danger. At this time, a Quanzhen Taoist who claimed to be from Zhongnan Mountain came. This Taoist has some skills. The drought is resolved.The king was overjoyed, and sworn obeisance to the Taoist priest, slept and ate together, and his relationship was very good.After two years of this, one day they were visiting the imperial garden. The Taoist lied to the king that there was a treasure in the well. When the king bent over to look in, he pushed the king into the well, sealed the mouth of the well, and transplanted a plant banana.

Then the Quanzhen Taoist turned into a king, saying that when he was visiting the Imperial Garden together, the Taoist went back to Zhongnan Mountain and took away his golden box, Bai Yugui.From then on, the civil and military officials, the beauties in the harem, no one knew that the king had changed.

This incident is quite ironic. At the beginning, the king believed in Buddhism wholeheartedly, and there were many temples to enshrine. The one who is in crisis is a Quanzhen Taoist, but at the time of life and death, one keeps asking for no response, and the other solves the big trouble as soon as he appears. Which religion to choose does not need to be carefully considered.

As a result, when the king was eating and sleeping with the Quanzhen Taoist eight worshippers, he suffered another stabbing.

what is this?

It is very practical to teach us: there has never been a savior, and there is no god emperor.It is up to us to create human happiness...

The lyrics of "The Internationale" are really thought-provoking!

According to the king, that Taoist obviously has a lot of background, he knows all kinds of ways, the city god often drinks with him, the Dragon King of the Sea is close to him, Dongyue Tianqi is his good friend, and the tenth generation of Yan Luo is like a brother to him.These great men wove a web together, and the king had nowhere to turn.Fortunately, Ye Youshen was quite kind, seeing him lonely and pitiful, he pointed out a way for him to come to me for help.

I didn’t feel anything about the big people the king said, but I just felt that the old gentleman was too talkative and too strict. He actually didn’t publicize it after he went back.

That's right, through the king's narration, I'm sure that the Quanzhen Taoist must be on the other side of the heaven. From the fact that he believes in Taoism and has made good friends with the gods, it can be seen that they are on one side.It's just that I'm not sure whether it's the real king descending to earth, or the little guy who follows the big boss.

But I'm not in a hurry, I'm Tang Seng, with Tang Seng's flesh, isn't that what those guys go down to?It will be a matter of time before they run into each other, and then they will naturally know the details of that Quanzhen Taoist.

I feel like I have everything under control and I have style.

However, the meaning of reality is to slap a guy like me who feels good about himself.

At nightfall, Bai Jingjing came back with Brother Monkey, and Zhu Bajie was carrying a wet corpse on his back.

"Elder!" Bai Jingjing changed her face again, the peacefulness between her brows and eyes faintly resembled that of Guanyin, which made people feel good at first sight, and had nothing to do with the rumored second generation of Daji.

"How did you become like this?" I was very puzzled.

"Isn't it because that stupid lion believes in Buddhism and likes this look better!" Bai Jingjing began to complain when she saw me.

When Bai Jingjing passed by Wuji Country, she didn't feel anything wrong at first. After all, the people here live and work in peace and contentment, and their lives are very good. It doesn't look like a place that has been invaded by monsters.Until she saw Wang Cheng.

If it is a wise God, there will be clouds of auspicious light and five colors above the city; but above the city of the capital of the Wuji Kingdom, there is a strange fog and wind, and a discerning person can know what is going on inside at a glance.She was not in a hurry to go to the city, but asked someone if there was anything wrong with the king. Not only did she know that the Quanzhen Taoist who robbed the golden chamber Bai Yugui a few years ago and has never been seen since then, but also knew that since then, although still wise, she has never been seen. The king who entered the harem, this may be explained by old age and physical maintenance, but it is a bit strange to prohibit the crown prince from contacting the queen.

They are all monsters who have been making waves for a long time, and Bai Jingjing is well aware of what tricks the other party is playing.

For such a monster, Bai Jingjing didn't think he was a good person, let alone be tempted by Tang Seng, so she saw an opportunity, and heard that the king liked to be alone when he was hunting. Missing the opportunity, sneaked into the hunting ground.But she didn't see the king, she first saw a green-haired lion rolling in the wild.She found out that the green-haired lion was also a bit virtuous, and thought it was the fake king's pet, and she was going to please him first, using this as an excuse to get close to the king.

"I never thought that the green-haired lion is the fake king!" Bai Jingjing said sadly, "Elder, don't believe the rumors outside, since I became an elder, I have never harmed anyone. I'm all the scapegoat for that stupid lion!"

This... this development caught me off guard.

"What the hell is going on here?" I asked.

"That stupid lion is quite tight-lipped. It took me a month to say a few words." Bai Jingjing replied, "It seems that the king of the black-bone chicken country offended the owner of the stupid lion. The disasters of the black-bone chicken country in those years Revenge, this is not over yet, let the stupid lion go down to the world to avenge that day. It was just that it was three years as agreed at the beginning, but these six years have passed, and the owner of the stupid lion has not taken him back. This stupid lion On the one hand, I have to be a good king and not let myself be exposed, and on the other hand, I have to ensure that the weather in the country is smooth and the people live and work in peace and contentment. I live diligently every day, and have no fun. I can only use the excuse of hunting to go out occasionally. The sad ones will lose their hair !"

I:"……"

Brother Hou couldn't help but interjected, "There are so many beauties in the harem, don't tell me the lion isn't tempted?"

"Bah, what is he tempted by?" Bai Jingjing said fiercely, "He has been gelded long ago, and has lost that function!"

I'm just glad I didn't drink tea, otherwise I would have sprayed it.

"It just so happened that it was time for him to go out for a walk, and I met me again. I thought he was just a pet and played with him for a long time, but he didn't want to part with me. Lions are my favorite pets. After arriving in the palace, I don’t know how many pavilions and pavilions would be repaired if I didn’t persuade them. Even so, he still set aside a piece of it as a beast garden. Leaving me alone, he turned into a blue-haired lion and asked me to play with him. As a result, it spread to the outside world, and it turned out that I hooked the king to make him idle and neglect the government. It was obviously that stupid lion who was impatient and just wanted to have fun!" Bai Jingjing stretched out her ten fingers, "Elder, look, in order to make a hydrangea for that stupid lion, I don't know how many needle holes have been added to my hand!"

I looked at the slender fingers, but I really didn't notice the existence of the needle eye.

Bai Jingjing put her hands away, and continued, "Forget it, I just took it as a burden to get rid of evil monsters, but when I mentioned Tang Monk's meat to him, he was not interested at all, and even taught me a lesson!"

I couldn't help but widen my eyes. This is the first time I have encountered such a pure and unaffected monster.

"Forget it, he doesn't want to eat, and I can't press his head to let him eat. But in this way, it would be a waste of time for me to stay here. I was about to leave, but last night, that stupid lion ran away Come and tell me, Ye Youshen has reported the news, and Tang Seng has come, and asked me if I would like to go home with him after his work is over, and continue to play hydrangea throwing." Bai Jingjing gritted her teeth, "It's because he pretended to be a good demon before. , He said that he didn’t want to eat Tang’s monk’s meat, but I was actually deceived by him and almost left.”

Bai Jingjing was indignant, "I've never seen such a scheming monster!"

The author has something to say: Bai Jingjing: My old lady almost got tricked!

Blue-haired lion: Meow meow?When did the widow say that he wanted to eat the meat of the Tang monk?