[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

After crossing the Heishui River, the journey went very smoothly. Under the crooked entanglement of Honghaier, I not only made five small car models for him, but also was tickled, and it took several months to figure out A bicycle came.As soon as the bicycle was finished, it was regarded as a treasure by the red boy, with both feet on the pedals, pedaling very hard.

I don't understand these people who will blow the wind and drive the clouds. At least, if it were me, I would be willing to make ten bicycles, and I would be satisfied if I could change one skill.

If I could fly, I wouldn't walk down-to-earth.

The wilderness is not very friendly to bicycles, especially not to mention alloy rubber, there is no metal at hand, and that bicycle is completely made of wood.

Unfortunately, when a fault occurs, even Honghaier cannot control it.He didn't know which joint was stuck, Honghaier didn't notice for a while, and fell to the ground, but he didn't care when he fell on his nose, and immediately turned around to check the bicycle that fell to the side.

The bicycle was sprayed with real fire of samadhi.

I remember that Honghaier has always been very proud of his Samadhi True Fire, saying that it is a divine fire that cannot be quenched by all water.This time of course, no one can extinguish the fire, let alone a pure wooden bicycle, even if it is made of iron or steel, it cannot escape the baptism of the true fire of Samadhi.

The cries of bear children that have not sounded for a long time reappeared in the arena.

When Honghaier asked me to build another car, I refused.

"This car is too slow to make, the material is not up to standard, and it breaks too fast." I said.

To my surprise, Honghaier didn't continue pestering me this time, but looked thoughtful.I thought this brat had grown up and could listen to people's words, but when I got up the next morning, the brat was gone again.

We waited at the same place until the sun was high, and when we were about to leave, the brat ran back with a big leather bag.

"Uncle!" Hong Hai'er opened the pocket, and when I looked, I thought there might be some treasure inside, but I didn't expect it to be full of stones.

"What is this?" I asked.

"This is iron ore. I'll use my samadhi fire to calcine it. Even if it's not divine iron, it's better than ordinary iron." The red boy looked proud, "This is given to me by the mountain god. And these—— —" He picked up the bag, revealing the other things inside, "My parents gave it to me, I just went back to Huoyun Cave, and I packed it all in a wish bag. You took me away in such a hurry that I didn't even bring any money with me."

Too many slots.

I just don't know what to say. If I remember correctly, at first, Hong Haier was taken away by Brother Monkey, right?Why is it that when he said it, it seemed to be his own will?

Anyway, in the following days, Honghaier was full of energy. With his love, when we passed by a mountain village in winter, he really got a car...

I don't even know what to call that thing anymore.

At the beginning, Honghaier planned to completely copy the bicycle. Later, I saw that he made iron and steel to make it look good, so I couldn't help but gave a lot of opinions.Combined with the material properties, the final product, well, is a bit like a balance car.

This is not an ordinary balance car. It can fly into the sky and escape from the ground. When the speed reaches a certain level, the two wheels can breathe fire.

When I saw this effect for the first time, I thought I saw a copycat version of Hot Wheels.

In short, Honghaier successfully refined a magic weapon that fits his aesthetics very well. For this reason, he went home to show off. When he came back, he brought us gifts from his mother Rakshasa and his father, the Bull Demon King.

"Uncle, try this melon and fruit." Red Boy handed over a big cantaloupe, "This is grown by someone near the Huoyan Mountain. It is very sweet, and the ones grown in other places are not as delicious. My mother thought of Uncle. Master is a monk and cannot eat meat, so he asked me to bring this."

Well, for abducting other people's children, the parents not only didn't blame them, but even gave them gifts...

The red boy didn't know the complicated feelings in my heart, and took out a large jar of wine from his wish bag, "Old man, this is specially given to you by my father, he asked me to learn my skills from you, and I will wait for you again." When you meet in the west, let’s reminisce about the old days.”

"Good nephew." Brother Hou hugged the wine jar in his arms with a smile, and beat Zhu Bajie's salty pig's hand aside.

Living in a warm house in winter and having fresh melons and fruits to eat is really a very happy thing, but this happiness didn't last long, and we were surrounded by a team of officers and soldiers.

Excuseme?

I haven't even enjoyed this kind of treatment in Datang, okay?

After ascertaining with several apprentices and red boys that they had done nothing illegal or criminal, I tidied up my cassock, took out the Pilu hat and put it on again, and opened the door with my Zen stick in my hand.

"Amitabha, I wonder if you have any advice?" I looked at the menacing soldiers, and secretly screamed in my heart. It was obvious that the visitor was not good.

"I don't have any advice, I just want to arrest you." The leader, who looked like an official, shouted, "Who told you to believe in the wrong religion, and if you really don't believe it, you must become a monk!"

"The poor monk is the younger brother of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. He was ordered to go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures. If you arrest me, won't you be afraid that the news will spread back to the Tang Dynasty and attract conquest?" My background is big enough, and I speak with confidence. .

"Are you the Tang monk who went from the Tang Dynasty in the east to the west to learn scriptures?" The official smiled.

"It's me," I replied.

"Are you the Tang monk who did something about Tang Buddhism in Baoxiang and Wuji countries to attract the king to believe in Buddhism and convert the whole country to Buddhism?" The official's voice was full of unspeakable excitement.

"It's me." I nodded reservedly.

Hey, my reputation has spread here?Obviously I haven't arrived yet, how do the officials here know what I have done in Baoxiang Kingdom and Wuji Kingdom?Could it be the news passed by the business travelers in the past?

They go fast enough.

The official turned serious, "Take down this demon monk who is bewitching the public and bewitching the king's heart!"

I:"……"

Nani?I have been called an eminent monk and a holy monk, but I have never been called a demon monk!

Brother Hou had a cold face and wanted to pull out his ears and take out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, but the experience of being called a demon monk is really special. Anyway, these people can’t hurt me at all, and they don’t even scratch Brother Hou. Forget it, I want to know which monster touched their heads, and what happened in it.

So, all of us, master and apprentice, did not resist and were arrested.

When we were taken away by the officers and soldiers, other people in the mountain village went out to see us. Seeing us like this, they either hid back with guilt, or they were excited. Some people talked to the soldiers behind and asked them how much they could get. money.

It's almost completely different from the warm and hospitable villagers I've known before, when I was planning to spend the winter here.

"What's going on? What money?" Brother Monkey asked loudly.

The soldier who was guarding Brother Monkey sneered, "Why, do you think that people in this village really welcome you? Well, no one in the whole village who believes in Buddhism will worship you for no reason? This is because our king His majesty personally wrote the will, as long as one monk is arrested within the territory of Chechi Kingdom, those who are officials will be promoted to three ranks in a row, and those who have no official positions will be rewarded with 50 taels of silver. We eat meat, and the villagers who report can also drink soup."

Let me be like... Go, this trick is poisonous enough.

I feel that as long as I can't get around this wonderful Che Chiguo, no matter where I go, I will definitely fall into the ocean of war among people.

"Wow, haven't you seen His Majesty's new order? Now it is to arrest a monk. Those who are officials will be promoted to three levels in a row and will be rewarded with 50 taels of silver. Those who have no official position will be rewarded with a hundred taels of silver!" Another soldier answered. He said, "The number of monks who have been arrested in the past is now less and less. More than 20 years ago, I heard that there were more than 2000 monks. As a result, six or seven hundred of them died because of the hardship, and seven or eight hundred committed suicide. There are [-] left. Just these [-] people are getting less and less interesting. In order to make life easier, they are willing to do anything. There are really some people who have been exempted from work to please the Taoist master. Nowadays, those who can do coolies There are fewer and fewer, and we can only catch those passing by."

"If you want me to say, Master Dao still has great powers, the remaining [-] monks, if it weren't for Master Dao, I'm afraid I don't know how many suicides, it's not like now, those people can't die no matter what, what a blessing. "

"Live and suffer hahaha..."

A few people were joking and joking, but I remained silent. There was a lot of information revealed in these words, and the name Che Chiguo was somewhat familiar, but I didn't remember what the difficulty was here, so I could only endure for a while.

In this way, we were pressed all the way to the capital of Chechi Kingdom, passed through the Wufeng Tower, and arrived at the Jinluan Hall. Sitting on the top, but that style is not as good as the three Taoist priests.

"Interesting." Brother Hou said in a low voice, "This is also a big country. Before Lao Sun entered the city, he also saw that there was auspicious light in the city. Why is there three monsters in the Golden Temple? If they didn't do evil, it would make sense, but if So, who slandered Master as a demon monk?"

"What monster?" I asked.

"A tiger demon, a deer demon, and a sheep demon." Brother Hou snorted, "Even the old grandson may not be able to catch something that is not popular."

Above, the king was asking, "Master, please take a look, is the white and tender monk in front of you the same monstrous monk who has confused the kings of the two countries and promoted Buddhism and destroyed Dao in the country? The lawless Great Sage Equaling Heaven who was pointed out by the immortal in Master's dream?"

A Taoist stood up and walked around us, "Return to Your Majesty, this monk with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth is exactly the same as the image in the dream, and he is the Monkey King. Besides, although I don't know this white and tender monk Is the monk we are looking for Monk Tang the demon monk, but he is served by the Monkey King, so there is nothing wrong with him."

"Okay!" The king stood up immediately, "The widow will give an order to build an altar and sacrifice them to the sky, so that our country will have good weather and a good harvest every year!"

Looking at those three Quanzhen Taoists with treacherous smiles, if I don't know that I have been hacked, then I am stupid.