[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Kerosene is the most flammable, probably because the purification technology is not enough these days, black smoke billows when it burns, making people cough.

I was facing Immortal Hu Li's high platform far away, and when I looked around, I found that the situation there was more than a little bit better than mine. At least, the thick smoke in his place bypassed him as if they had eyes, and directed towards me. There are a lot here.

I was suspecting that he was casting a spell secretly, and I didn't pay attention to my situation for a while, until I felt the heat under my buttocks.I can't see the situation when I sit on this high platform, but the two high platforms look similar, and the situation should not be far from each other.I looked to the opposite side and found that the firewood was ignited, the tongue of fire licked the stone platform, and the temperature passed upwards.

"Master, don't panic." Brother Hou said in my ear, "I have the formula to avoid fire here, and I will never catch Master."

"Hot." I squeezed a word through my teeth.

The current temperature is not bad, but if it continues to rise, on this stone platform, it will not be much worse than Pao Lao.

"This is easy, master wait a moment." The little bug that Brother Hou turned into flew away from me, and flew up again after a while. I don't know what he did. I felt the temperature on the stone platform drop.

I feel more comfortable here, and, sitting high and looking far away, my mood has improved a lot.After about half an hour, I looked at the Hu Li Daxian opposite, only to find that he was not sitting still, as if there were nails under his buttocks.

Of course, the nails don't, but it's true that it should be hot.

At this time, a worm with a hideous appearance flew to my side. I frowned and wondered which apprentice it was, and decided to improve his aesthetics after waiting.Although I think with this aesthetic level, these eight achievements are Zhu Bajie.

Then, this bug that I suspected to be Zhu Bajie landed on my head, and just as I felt something was wrong, I felt a pain in my head, as if I had been hit.

I:"……"

Well, cheating on the high stage is not my patent, and the other party doesn't intend to compete fairly.

At this time, I heard the sound of objects falling from the sky, and the people below were talking a lot, but I was sitting too high, so I couldn't hear what they were saying clearly.

"Master, don't disturb." Brother Hou's voice came, "Just now a bedbug flew over and wanted to bite Master, but the old grandson photographed it, and turned into a deer as soon as it landed."

"Great Immortal Luli?" I asked in a breathy voice.

"Hey, I don't know if King Fa found that he was missing a national teacher." Brother Hou's voice was full of gloating, "One for one, Lao Sun will go and change his fan for him!"

I was thinking about what this meant, and not long after, I saw Immortal Hu Li on the opposite side suddenly jumping up, changing from sitting to standing, not standing properly, and jumping and jumping.

"Let's see how he ends up." Brother Hou came back, "Wu Qing's fire from that plantain fan, do you really think you can cool it down with a cold dragon?"

"Cold Dragon?" I asked.

"A dao technique, it becomes cold even after using high temperature... These monsters are still learning the authentic dao art, I don't know..." Brother Hou was interrupted by the opposite Immortal Huli before finishing his sentence.

I saw Huli Daxian jumping around like a tigger, while still being angry in his dantian, and his voice was loud, "Your Majesty, I heard that the auspicious snow heralds a good year, so let's invite a heavy snow to bring a good omen for the coming year." .”

The people underground all cheered.

"Still kowtowing?" Brother Hou said in a disdainful voice, "I'd like to see how he can make snow, and if he can make a single snowflake, I will give him the title of Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"

I almost couldn't help laughing, Monkey Brother, you are still very famous as Monkey King, even if you want to bet, at least you have to bet a little more generously, it won't snow...

Immortal Hu Li really has some abilities, as soon as the token came out, there was a strong wind, and I almost couldn't sit still because of the wind.It was already winter now, the temperature was not high, and the wind was like adding insult to injury, the originally thick cotton clothes were blown through, and I couldn't help shivering.

Brother Hou's voice was full of anger, "Master, be patient for a while, and Lao Sun will go to heaven to teach you a lesson for those who made trouble."

Sure enough, after a while, the wind stopped, and the sun felt warm on my body.

Brother Hou used to slay demons and demons. Although I thought he was powerful, I didn’t have such a deep understanding now. In my heart, the power of nature has always been unconquerable by manpower, but now he is easily manipulated by Brother Hou...

This is the magic trick.

I looked at Immortal Huli, how outrageous it must have been to confront Brother Hou.I haven't forgotten that when he kept saying that the Monkey King was not respectful at all, he must have been slapped in the face.

Haha.

Great Immortal Hu Li jumped faster and faster, even though there was no wind and the sun was shining brightly, he actually summoned a thunderbolt.

Listening to the thunder, I was not worried at all, and I still had time to think that I had never heard of Donglei.

Dong Lei shakes summer rain and snow, mountains have no edges, and heaven and earth are harmonious, so I dare to be with you...

A thunderbolt struck Immortal Hu Li on the head, split him straight, revealed his true form, and staggered down the high platform.

...absolutely.

Brother Monkey's actions... are really neat.

If I didn't make a mistake in my calculation, two of the three monsters have been folded now.

Naturally, there was another sound of exclamation and panic underground, but Wufenglou Mountain was particularly quiet.

Until a sad and angry voice sounded, "You monster monk, you actually used tricks to kill my elder brother!"

The last remaining monster, I remember, is called Yangli Daxian. As a bleating sheep, after losing its backing, wouldn’t it be good to hide?Do you have to swipe your presence once?

"This is a thunderbolt from heaven." I said loudly, relying on Brother Hou to back me up, I spoke nonsense in a serious manner, "Your Majesty, the poor monk is just a poor monk, but you three national teachers are transformed by monsters. In the name of Taoism, everything is safe and sound, nothing more than no one cares about it. Now, I, the holy monk of the imperial brother of the Tang Dynasty, is going to the west to learn scriptures under the order of the Buddha. Killing people in the name of Taoism? How can we not clean up the family and return to a bright world?"

I think Heaven should thank me, because I gave them a wave.

There are very few people with a big heart who doesn't care about religious differences like me.

Naturally, the Great Immortal Yang Li won't let me talk nonsense, but as I said, he is just a bleating sheep. Without the support of the Great Immortal Hu Li and the Great Immortal Lu Li, he might not even be able to beat Monk Sha, let alone the other few. realized.

But the first one who couldn't help but do it was Hong Hai'er.

I asked this brat to be low-key and low-key when he went out early in the morning. I am afraid that he has been suffocated by now. Hearing that the Great Immortal Yangli did not pay homage to him, he dared not accept it. He was pulled down from the Wufeng Tower, and he was burned back to his original shape with a fire.

Seeing the red boy triumphantly floating in mid-air on the balance bike, I couldn't help self-criticism in my heart. I was so arrogant that I ignored the possible lethality of a bear boy, thinking that I could make him obedient.

I was just starting a brainstorm, thinking about how to expose this matter in front of the king of Chechi Kingdom instead of causing another disturbance. After all, the king and these three monsters were friends more than 20 years ago. Unexpectedly, the king was only stunned. , no longer looking at the Immortal Yangli on the ground, but bowing down to the red boy——

"This boy is so powerful, he must be a fairy boy in the sky, right? Meet the fairy boy, thank you fairy boy for eliminating demons in our country."

The king made a move, from the princes and ministers to the common people, all fell to the ground.

I:"……"

I'm so stupid, really, I said before that this king feels like the king of Baoxiang Kingdom to me, why did I forget about this, thinking he would turn his face?They even have the same ability to adapt to the wind.

Last time, I was framed by Kui Mulang and turned into a tiger. The king of Baoxiang Kingdom turned his face and refused to recognize anyone. The surviving Immortal Yangli was gone, and the king of Chechi Kingdom immediately regarded us as honored guests and thanked us for exorcising the demon for him, not to mention that he wanted to kill us yesterday.

I, the king, invited me down from the high platform in person, without any fluctuations in my heart, and even wanted to laugh a little.

I really don't have a long memory. These leaders of the country are not all of this kind of virtue. The king of the Wuji Kingdom is a wonderful thing.

The winter days are short, and it is getting late at this time, the king invited us into the best palace, and asked us to rest well, and to reward us with a big feast tomorrow.This time, the palace was no longer empty, and the people serving on the left and right were all smiling and beautiful.It's just that, except for Honghai'er's happy supporters, even Zhu Bajie just reluctantly took a few more glances and then declined.

This night was much more comfortable, with a high bed and soft pillows, and a warm room with fragrant wind. Before I fell asleep, I wondered if those full-bodied gods and Buddhas would fall into a dream. If I fell into a dream, how should I go back? , I think too much.

A night without dreams.

In the morning, just after finishing his morning fast, someone came to report that a monk from Zhiyuan Temple asked to see him.

"There are still temples in Chechi?" I wondered, weren't they all demolished by the king?

"Back to the holy monk," the attendant who came to report replied, "all the gates of temples in the whole country have been demolished, except Zhiyuan Temple, where the portraits of the former kings were enshrined, so this catastrophe was avoided, and a few monks were left behind. As for becoming a slave coolie."

Even if the king's portrait can be enshrined, even if it is not a royal temple, it must be a place where incense was at its peak. Unexpectedly, the only preferential treatment that can be obtained in the end is to retain the status of a monk and not to be a servant.Thinking of this, I asked someone to bring the monk in, wondering why he came to me.

Although I don't think it's necessary to think about it at all, except for those ordinary monks who are about to be tortured by demons, what else can it be for?

I don’t think I’m that magnanimous, but I won’t get angry too much, even if some of the monks harbor resentment towards me, even if someone secretly betrays me, even... when I walked to the high platform and sat on it Be cursed.

They are not the chief culprits. There is no need to argue with these monks who live in despair all the time because they cannot survive but cannot die.

The monk from Zhiyuan Temple was very old, his head was bald, his eyebrows and beard were long, and he was snow-white without a trace of variegation.

"I've seen the holy monk!" When he saw me, he bowed excitedly, "Thank you holy monk for saving me!"

I am not good at dealing with such an old Zen master, especially his age reminds me of my Master Faming, and I feel even more melancholy. The farewell in Chang'an may be the last time I see Master Faming.

From then on, the mountains are high and the road is far away. I just hope that everything is well for him and he can live a calm life.

This old Zen master is called Chengzhi. From his mouth, I learned about the situation of the existing monks in Chechi’s country, which ones have been born with demons and fell into the devil’s way, which ones have the Buddha’s heart no longer just wanting to live an ordinary life, and which ones are in their hearts. The devotion remains the same, with a red heart towards...me.

"Poor monk?" I was very puzzled.

Not only because of the unexpected discovery that the number of surviving monks exceeds my imagination, but also because they actually regard me as a belief that persists.

"It's the holy monk." Chan Master Chengzhi nodded with a smile, "These years have been really difficult. If it weren't for the comfort and help of Mrs. Bai who immigrated to Chechi Country, knowing that there are really eminent monks and great virtues on the way in this world, I might not be able to hold on The Zen mind persists until the day when the holy monk comes."

Mrs. Bai?I'm a bit regretful, I would have asked Bai Jingjing about her identity this time if I knew she was here, so I wouldn't be so confused right now.

Perhaps it was my expression that revealed my thoughts. Zen Master Cheng Zhi explained, "Madam Bai has not been in Chechi Kingdom for a long time, and she lives in the royal city. She has a good handicraft and can make good tofu. The tofu is not only white The fragrance is soft and tender, and Mrs. Bai is even more beautiful. Soon her reputation spread throughout the city, and she was called a bean curd Xishi. Mrs. Bai believes in Buddhism, but has no temple to worship. She found Zhiyuan Temple after a while. The monk was very sympathetic and gentle, and a young novice monk who was arrested could not bear the pain and cried to her. He accidentally revealed the holy monk and the Monkey King. This is also fate. Mrs. Bai immediately said that the holy monk had saved her , is a real good man, let's not be sad and say that such a hard time will end sooner or later."

I:"……"

Didn't I already know that Bai Jingjing is an actress?Why am I still surprised by this?

White Tofu Xishi Jingjing, um, yes.