[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang
Chapter 82
Master, I was captured by monsters again.
I don't know what's wrong with each of those monsters. They arrest people as soon as they catch them, and each of them likes to blow people away with the wind. I once again experienced the feeling of being thrown into a drum washing machine. I always feel that preaching can increase mana Lingshan is not that important, what is important is that I have to learn a kung fu similar to the jacked pendant.
Otherwise, getting caught again and again is enough.
After the wind stopped and I fell to the ground, looking at the graceful beauty walking towards me, I felt that I had just set the flag for myself.
I once wondered why all the monsters I saw along the way were male monsters. Bai Jingjing, the only gender that can be regarded as female, is actually a bone, which can be regarded as a male monster, but now a female monster suddenly appeared, and she had to fight I'm CP, and I'm not happy where to go.
I looked at the smiling face of the beauty, and at the shadow of the scorpion shaking on the ground because of the unstable candlelight, and I understood what kind of monster it was.
But what I don't understand is, as a monster, can you respect some karma, wouldn't it be good to eat Tang monk meat and live forever?How can you be so superficial and forget all about it when you see my face?The word obsessed with lust is not just for men.
Thinking about it this way, Bai Jingjing is really a good monster who loves her job and is dedicated to her work with a firm will and not to be confused by external things.
I was taken aback, this was the second time I thought of Bai Jingjing, and I just realized that Bai Jingjing hadn't appeared for a long time.
With her character as a playwright, how many legends should have been left in the local area.
Because I was silent all the time, the female monster was not annoyed, and she was able to coax, "I see that you have been away from Xiliang Kingdom for so long, you must be hungry, I don't know what you like to eat, here There are two plates of dim sum, one meat and one vegetable, you can use as much as you want, and it will be a shock."
No, as a monk with a rich history of being kidnapped by monsters, this little thing can no longer surprise me.What I am hesitating now is whether to fight this monster.
I'm not in a good mood now, and this female monster has hit the gun.I really want to swing my Zen stick through it, but I can see that the layout in this cave is gorgeous and exquisite. It is not at all like the monster caves I have encountered before, with bones scattered randomly.
I'm afraid of getting hurt by mistake.
But soon my hesitation was gone.
"Brother Yu, why don't you hurry up and have some dim sum?" The female monster urged with a smile, "This plate is stuffed with meat and meat, and this plate is stuffed with vegetarian bean paste... Ah!"
Well, this monster cannibalizes people and makes snacks out of human flesh, so I can safely and boldly wave my Zen stick.
I beat that female monster back to its original form, and turned into a huge scorpion. It was so dizzy that it didn't fight back immediately.I hit her scorpion tail again with a Zen stick, in case she slowed down and stung me. I remember that scorpion poison is still very poisonous.
The little demons outside heard something was wrong, first they yelled twice from the outside interviewer, and after no response, they swarmed in. When they saw the scorpion spirit lying on the ground, they quit immediately and rushed towards me one by one. come over.
I hate group fights the most, but this time, it seems that I persisted for a little longer. The only bad thing is that those little monsters turned into their original shape after being beaten by me, and a layer of small scorpions fell on the ground, densely crawling towards me Come.
I almost suffered from trypophobia, and suddenly remembered a movie, always feeling that those little scorpions might crawl on me and burrow into my skin.
Fortunately, Brother Monkey arrived this time. Red Boy looked at the scorpions on the ground and pointed at his nose. Immediately, all the scorpions on the ground were ripe, exuding a strange fragrance.Hong Haier picked one up and stuffed it into his mouth, the sound was still crisp.
I don't feel very good when I think that these little monsters were still in human form before.
Brother Hou dismissed the red boy aside, "There's no skin or meat, what's there to eat? Why don't you tie up this female monster soon?"
That's right, the female monster in the lead didn't become a grilled scorpion like her younger brother, but hid in a corner when the real fire of samadhi first started, but I smashed her scorpion tail several times, although it didn't break, but There is no flexibility at all.
I don’t have anything to do from now on. I don’t have the slightest affection for the monster who covets my body and wants me to eat human meat. If it’s normal, maybe I’ll try to persuade him to see if there’s any monster left. Congshan, but this female monster is not very lucky, I am still a little bit unresponsive, I am not in the state, and I can't cheer up.
Zhu Bajie asked a few more questions, mainly because he saw a few familiar things from this monster cave, "I bought them all before." In the end, he was asked something.
This scorpion spirit also has a background, but she is not the kind with a background who has a background, but the kind who has offended the boss.
Well, this scorpion was born in Lingshan. When Tathagata was preaching, he saw her and pushed her with his hand. As a result, Tathagata's left middle finger was stabbed. Tathagata was angry and asked King Kong to catch her, but she still ran away all the way. here we go.
I:"……"
This ability is not ordinary. If I have this ability, I will definitely find a place to get up, practice hard, and try to sting the Tathagata to death next time.In the end, this monster didn't want to make progress, and came to catch the passing monk and marry him. Although the passing monk is me, I still want to say, you have raised your strength, what can you do in the future?Even if you catch me, you can eat me to improve your skills.
Indulging in the love of men and women, is it worthy of the great feat of being stung by the Tathagata?
I simply hate iron but not steel.
"Master! We found a woman in the back!" Wu Qing's voice sounded, "It's a human, not a monster!"
I followed the prestige and saw a woman with a yellow and haggard face.As soon as the woman saw me, she broke free from Wuqing's hand, but she moved too quickly and fell to the ground, "Holy monk, save me! Holy monk, save me!"
"You know me?" I lifted her up and let her sit down.
"I am a citizen of the Xiliang Kingdom, and I have seen portraits of holy monks before." The woman looked at me with tears streaming down her face, "Two years ago, my family opened a pastry shop in the King City of Xiliang. On that day, I was walking as before, but suddenly I was taken away by a strange wind, and when I woke up, I was in this Pipa cave. The monster asked me to serve her to eat every day, and there were other sisters with me at the time, but all the time Day after day, there are more and more scorpions that can transform into human forms in this cave, and my sisters have been murdered one by one, and after these two years, I am the only one left!"
Maybe it was because she saw someone backing her up and the scorpion spirit was at a disadvantage, the woman became more courageous and accused the scorpion spirit of her crimes sentence by sentence.
This is different from what I have experienced in the past. In the past, even if I saw bones in the cave, although it would hurt others, the feeling was not as deep as this time.This time, one of the parties complained sentence by sentence about their frightening encounters, the pain and shock after losing a sister, and the fear and confusion that would be their own turn next time.
"Some sisters were actually not killed, but committed suicide because they couldn't hold on." After the woman cried bitterly, her eyes were confused, "I just watched their bodies being dragged into the back kitchen, and I took care of them myself, and I didn't dare to disobey them." , I'm afraid that one day it will be my turn."
I took a deep breath. Although this is not considered cannibalism, how could it be any better?
Brother Hou killed that scorpion spirit with one stick.
"The King Kong under Tathagata is too useless. I can't find a scorpion spirit in these years, and let him harm so many people here." Brother Hou finished beating, and made the Ruyi Golden Cudgel smaller and just put it in his ear. The expression is very indifferent.
"Tathagata?" The woman asked in a daze, "Western Heaven Tathagata Buddha? Is this a monster from his family?"
To be precise, it was the monster that escaped from his family.
The woman was still in a trance after hearing the explanation, and she didn't know if she had listened or not.I didn't explain any more, I think I've done enough to my conscience without adding oil and vinegar.
A few Wus smashed the cave, and then dragged the body of the scorpion spirit outside, ready to let the red boy burn it clean.
"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva?" Brother Hou suddenly raised his head, "What are you doing here?"
I suddenly raised my head, isn't it Guanyin in the sky?It looks like a fish basket, with its feet on auspicious clouds and surrounded by Yuanguang.
"Is this scorpion spirit raised by a Bodhisattva again?" I didn't salute this time, just looked at Guanyin like that.
"Xuanzang, you have misunderstood me a lot, and you have already entered the barrier." Guanyin smiled compassionately, "This scorpion spirit has nothing to do with me, but the scorpion poison is so powerful that even I can't get close to it. Now, your teacher In addition to this monster, it is also a merit."
"The Bodhisattva already knew this scorpion spirit was here?" I only noticed this one thing.
"All suffering has a cause and effect." Guanyin tapped her finger, and the corpse of the scorpion spirit fell into her fish basket, "The cause of the previous life, the fruit of this life. The sharpening in this life, the retribution in the next life. Reciprocating, the world is natural. Now the scorpion spirit is gone. In addition, I can go back to the west and return to life like the Tathagata."
After speaking, he floated away.
I suddenly felt a little regretful. I shouldn’t have given Guanyin so many opportunities to play before. If I let him come out a few more times and preach his theory, maybe I would have recognized him already.
"Holy Monk." The only surviving woman asked me in a trance, "My sister and I have suffered this catastrophe in this life. It's all the sins of the past life. Will we be blessed in the next life?"
"Are you convinced?" I asked her.
The woman froze for a moment and shook her head desperately, "I don't believe it! I only live in this life. What does the past life and the next life have to do with me? I have seen people who do good be poor, and people who are rich are unkind. This is human nature. What's up?"
"You already know it in your heart, don't you?" I smiled and looked at her.
The woman calmed down, bowed down and worshiped, "Thank you, the holy monk, for your guidance, I... don't believe in destiny."
"This is only related to your temperament. If your heart is weak and hard to support, you will have already returned to the underworld by this time, and you will not be able to wait for my master and others." I sighed, "This place is some distance from the Xiliang King City. The apprentice will take you home."
The woman shook her head, "Thank you, Elder, for your kindness, but..." She looked in the direction of Xiliang Kingdom, "I should go on my own for the rest of the journey."
"You're not safe alone." I disagree.
"I persisted in surviving in the monster cave. I will finish this way." After the woman finished speaking, she bowed to me again, turned and left.
"Is it really going to happen?" Looking at the back of the person who had gone away, I was a little worried.
"Master, don't disturb." Brother Hou said, "The girl may have good luck, she just realized it."
"Enlightened? What did you miss?" I asked.
Brother Hou just smiled and said nothing.
I looked at Brother Hou, my eyes were full of accusations, you have changed, you are not the Brother Monkey who said anything.
We continued on our way, walking through barren mountains and ridges, and through the seabuckthorn jungle. On this day, after we had walked for half a day and found a place to rest, when Brother Monkey went out for alms, a bird suddenly swooped down from the sky.
Wu Feng reacted very quickly, and immediately knocked the bird to the ground. Just as he was about to make another shot, the bird suddenly spoke human words.
"Elder! Elder, wait a moment, I am reporting in the name of Mrs. Bai!"
Bai Jingjing?
Wu Feng and I looked at each other. Although Wu Feng didn't let go of the bird, he didn't hit hard, "Say, what's going on?"
"Elder, Mrs. Bai told me to remind you to be careful of that monkey grandson. He thinks that the elder walks slowly and feels rebellious. He wants to steal the elder's luggage and pass the customs certificate, so he can go get scriptures by himself... Ah!" Suddenly, he rolled his eyes and passed out.
I turned around, brother monkey is back.
I don't know what's wrong with each of those monsters. They arrest people as soon as they catch them, and each of them likes to blow people away with the wind. I once again experienced the feeling of being thrown into a drum washing machine. I always feel that preaching can increase mana Lingshan is not that important, what is important is that I have to learn a kung fu similar to the jacked pendant.
Otherwise, getting caught again and again is enough.
After the wind stopped and I fell to the ground, looking at the graceful beauty walking towards me, I felt that I had just set the flag for myself.
I once wondered why all the monsters I saw along the way were male monsters. Bai Jingjing, the only gender that can be regarded as female, is actually a bone, which can be regarded as a male monster, but now a female monster suddenly appeared, and she had to fight I'm CP, and I'm not happy where to go.
I looked at the smiling face of the beauty, and at the shadow of the scorpion shaking on the ground because of the unstable candlelight, and I understood what kind of monster it was.
But what I don't understand is, as a monster, can you respect some karma, wouldn't it be good to eat Tang monk meat and live forever?How can you be so superficial and forget all about it when you see my face?The word obsessed with lust is not just for men.
Thinking about it this way, Bai Jingjing is really a good monster who loves her job and is dedicated to her work with a firm will and not to be confused by external things.
I was taken aback, this was the second time I thought of Bai Jingjing, and I just realized that Bai Jingjing hadn't appeared for a long time.
With her character as a playwright, how many legends should have been left in the local area.
Because I was silent all the time, the female monster was not annoyed, and she was able to coax, "I see that you have been away from Xiliang Kingdom for so long, you must be hungry, I don't know what you like to eat, here There are two plates of dim sum, one meat and one vegetable, you can use as much as you want, and it will be a shock."
No, as a monk with a rich history of being kidnapped by monsters, this little thing can no longer surprise me.What I am hesitating now is whether to fight this monster.
I'm not in a good mood now, and this female monster has hit the gun.I really want to swing my Zen stick through it, but I can see that the layout in this cave is gorgeous and exquisite. It is not at all like the monster caves I have encountered before, with bones scattered randomly.
I'm afraid of getting hurt by mistake.
But soon my hesitation was gone.
"Brother Yu, why don't you hurry up and have some dim sum?" The female monster urged with a smile, "This plate is stuffed with meat and meat, and this plate is stuffed with vegetarian bean paste... Ah!"
Well, this monster cannibalizes people and makes snacks out of human flesh, so I can safely and boldly wave my Zen stick.
I beat that female monster back to its original form, and turned into a huge scorpion. It was so dizzy that it didn't fight back immediately.I hit her scorpion tail again with a Zen stick, in case she slowed down and stung me. I remember that scorpion poison is still very poisonous.
The little demons outside heard something was wrong, first they yelled twice from the outside interviewer, and after no response, they swarmed in. When they saw the scorpion spirit lying on the ground, they quit immediately and rushed towards me one by one. come over.
I hate group fights the most, but this time, it seems that I persisted for a little longer. The only bad thing is that those little monsters turned into their original shape after being beaten by me, and a layer of small scorpions fell on the ground, densely crawling towards me Come.
I almost suffered from trypophobia, and suddenly remembered a movie, always feeling that those little scorpions might crawl on me and burrow into my skin.
Fortunately, Brother Monkey arrived this time. Red Boy looked at the scorpions on the ground and pointed at his nose. Immediately, all the scorpions on the ground were ripe, exuding a strange fragrance.Hong Haier picked one up and stuffed it into his mouth, the sound was still crisp.
I don't feel very good when I think that these little monsters were still in human form before.
Brother Hou dismissed the red boy aside, "There's no skin or meat, what's there to eat? Why don't you tie up this female monster soon?"
That's right, the female monster in the lead didn't become a grilled scorpion like her younger brother, but hid in a corner when the real fire of samadhi first started, but I smashed her scorpion tail several times, although it didn't break, but There is no flexibility at all.
I don’t have anything to do from now on. I don’t have the slightest affection for the monster who covets my body and wants me to eat human meat. If it’s normal, maybe I’ll try to persuade him to see if there’s any monster left. Congshan, but this female monster is not very lucky, I am still a little bit unresponsive, I am not in the state, and I can't cheer up.
Zhu Bajie asked a few more questions, mainly because he saw a few familiar things from this monster cave, "I bought them all before." In the end, he was asked something.
This scorpion spirit also has a background, but she is not the kind with a background who has a background, but the kind who has offended the boss.
Well, this scorpion was born in Lingshan. When Tathagata was preaching, he saw her and pushed her with his hand. As a result, Tathagata's left middle finger was stabbed. Tathagata was angry and asked King Kong to catch her, but she still ran away all the way. here we go.
I:"……"
This ability is not ordinary. If I have this ability, I will definitely find a place to get up, practice hard, and try to sting the Tathagata to death next time.In the end, this monster didn't want to make progress, and came to catch the passing monk and marry him. Although the passing monk is me, I still want to say, you have raised your strength, what can you do in the future?Even if you catch me, you can eat me to improve your skills.
Indulging in the love of men and women, is it worthy of the great feat of being stung by the Tathagata?
I simply hate iron but not steel.
"Master! We found a woman in the back!" Wu Qing's voice sounded, "It's a human, not a monster!"
I followed the prestige and saw a woman with a yellow and haggard face.As soon as the woman saw me, she broke free from Wuqing's hand, but she moved too quickly and fell to the ground, "Holy monk, save me! Holy monk, save me!"
"You know me?" I lifted her up and let her sit down.
"I am a citizen of the Xiliang Kingdom, and I have seen portraits of holy monks before." The woman looked at me with tears streaming down her face, "Two years ago, my family opened a pastry shop in the King City of Xiliang. On that day, I was walking as before, but suddenly I was taken away by a strange wind, and when I woke up, I was in this Pipa cave. The monster asked me to serve her to eat every day, and there were other sisters with me at the time, but all the time Day after day, there are more and more scorpions that can transform into human forms in this cave, and my sisters have been murdered one by one, and after these two years, I am the only one left!"
Maybe it was because she saw someone backing her up and the scorpion spirit was at a disadvantage, the woman became more courageous and accused the scorpion spirit of her crimes sentence by sentence.
This is different from what I have experienced in the past. In the past, even if I saw bones in the cave, although it would hurt others, the feeling was not as deep as this time.This time, one of the parties complained sentence by sentence about their frightening encounters, the pain and shock after losing a sister, and the fear and confusion that would be their own turn next time.
"Some sisters were actually not killed, but committed suicide because they couldn't hold on." After the woman cried bitterly, her eyes were confused, "I just watched their bodies being dragged into the back kitchen, and I took care of them myself, and I didn't dare to disobey them." , I'm afraid that one day it will be my turn."
I took a deep breath. Although this is not considered cannibalism, how could it be any better?
Brother Hou killed that scorpion spirit with one stick.
"The King Kong under Tathagata is too useless. I can't find a scorpion spirit in these years, and let him harm so many people here." Brother Hou finished beating, and made the Ruyi Golden Cudgel smaller and just put it in his ear. The expression is very indifferent.
"Tathagata?" The woman asked in a daze, "Western Heaven Tathagata Buddha? Is this a monster from his family?"
To be precise, it was the monster that escaped from his family.
The woman was still in a trance after hearing the explanation, and she didn't know if she had listened or not.I didn't explain any more, I think I've done enough to my conscience without adding oil and vinegar.
A few Wus smashed the cave, and then dragged the body of the scorpion spirit outside, ready to let the red boy burn it clean.
"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva?" Brother Hou suddenly raised his head, "What are you doing here?"
I suddenly raised my head, isn't it Guanyin in the sky?It looks like a fish basket, with its feet on auspicious clouds and surrounded by Yuanguang.
"Is this scorpion spirit raised by a Bodhisattva again?" I didn't salute this time, just looked at Guanyin like that.
"Xuanzang, you have misunderstood me a lot, and you have already entered the barrier." Guanyin smiled compassionately, "This scorpion spirit has nothing to do with me, but the scorpion poison is so powerful that even I can't get close to it. Now, your teacher In addition to this monster, it is also a merit."
"The Bodhisattva already knew this scorpion spirit was here?" I only noticed this one thing.
"All suffering has a cause and effect." Guanyin tapped her finger, and the corpse of the scorpion spirit fell into her fish basket, "The cause of the previous life, the fruit of this life. The sharpening in this life, the retribution in the next life. Reciprocating, the world is natural. Now the scorpion spirit is gone. In addition, I can go back to the west and return to life like the Tathagata."
After speaking, he floated away.
I suddenly felt a little regretful. I shouldn’t have given Guanyin so many opportunities to play before. If I let him come out a few more times and preach his theory, maybe I would have recognized him already.
"Holy Monk." The only surviving woman asked me in a trance, "My sister and I have suffered this catastrophe in this life. It's all the sins of the past life. Will we be blessed in the next life?"
"Are you convinced?" I asked her.
The woman froze for a moment and shook her head desperately, "I don't believe it! I only live in this life. What does the past life and the next life have to do with me? I have seen people who do good be poor, and people who are rich are unkind. This is human nature. What's up?"
"You already know it in your heart, don't you?" I smiled and looked at her.
The woman calmed down, bowed down and worshiped, "Thank you, the holy monk, for your guidance, I... don't believe in destiny."
"This is only related to your temperament. If your heart is weak and hard to support, you will have already returned to the underworld by this time, and you will not be able to wait for my master and others." I sighed, "This place is some distance from the Xiliang King City. The apprentice will take you home."
The woman shook her head, "Thank you, Elder, for your kindness, but..." She looked in the direction of Xiliang Kingdom, "I should go on my own for the rest of the journey."
"You're not safe alone." I disagree.
"I persisted in surviving in the monster cave. I will finish this way." After the woman finished speaking, she bowed to me again, turned and left.
"Is it really going to happen?" Looking at the back of the person who had gone away, I was a little worried.
"Master, don't disturb." Brother Hou said, "The girl may have good luck, she just realized it."
"Enlightened? What did you miss?" I asked.
Brother Hou just smiled and said nothing.
I looked at Brother Hou, my eyes were full of accusations, you have changed, you are not the Brother Monkey who said anything.
We continued on our way, walking through barren mountains and ridges, and through the seabuckthorn jungle. On this day, after we had walked for half a day and found a place to rest, when Brother Monkey went out for alms, a bird suddenly swooped down from the sky.
Wu Feng reacted very quickly, and immediately knocked the bird to the ground. Just as he was about to make another shot, the bird suddenly spoke human words.
"Elder! Elder, wait a moment, I am reporting in the name of Mrs. Bai!"
Bai Jingjing?
Wu Feng and I looked at each other. Although Wu Feng didn't let go of the bird, he didn't hit hard, "Say, what's going on?"
"Elder, Mrs. Bai told me to remind you to be careful of that monkey grandson. He thinks that the elder walks slowly and feels rebellious. He wants to steal the elder's luggage and pass the customs certificate, so he can go get scriptures by himself... Ah!" Suddenly, he rolled his eyes and passed out.
I turned around, brother monkey is back.
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