[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

There are rare treasures in the world, called Lidi goods.Can know the millennium things, blah blah blah... I can't make it up anymore.

Rare things in the world will have an introduction if they have some origins, but the introduction of Lidi goods is not enough to make up four sentences, so it is enough to prove that the existence of this thing is a random fabrication.

The main culprit: Sun Wukong.

Accomplice: Bai Jingjing, me.

This matter has to start from last night. I slept well last night. I felt someone pushing me in the dimness. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a pale bone frame. I was terrified. Just now I wanted to shout, but a hairy hand covered my mouth again.

Fortunately, I have a strong heart. After being frightened like this, I didn't faint. After recovering, I recognized the two culprits.

A few Wu were lying on the other side sleeping soundly, snoring happily.

I turned my head and signaled Brother Hou to take his hand away, but I saw Bai Jingjing shaking her skull non-stop, the two green will-o'-the-wisps in the eyeholes made people panic.I suddenly realized something, made a silent gesture, and Brother Hou let me go.

With the help of the moonlight and a tacit understanding, we even communicated with each other through comparisons and paintings.

Brother Hou didn't show up immediately after returning to Huaguo Mountain, but turned into a flying insect to investigate the situation first, and then took Bai Jingjing aside, but before he could ask a few words, he was discovered by the impostor, and the two of them fought After a match, there was no winner or loser, but because of Bai Jingjing who was holding him back, Brother Hou gradually lost.He and Bai Jingjing had a rare tacit understanding, and used a blindfold to escape the shell, making the impostor think that he killed them, and then came back to me.

Brother Hou was very annoyed at first and wanted to get back on the scene, but Bai Jingjing decided that there must be a conspiracy based on years of experience with counterfeit goods, so she talked to Brother Hou.

When it comes to this, I understand everything, but I don't understand why the two of them don't talk well, they insist on making gestures.Also, those Wu people must have slept too soundly, right?Are you still awake?

Bai Jingjing gestured and said, the counterfeit has high abilities, is good at listening to music, and can know things thousands of miles away, we can only come secretly, lest we startle the snake, and let him know about the fraudulent death, which is not conducive to the next plan.

Bai Jingjing's plan is to stop with silence, she knows that impostor best.The counterfeit wants to learn from the scriptures, and when the time comes, they will be successful and famous, and their names will be passed down from generation to generation.But having said that, this kind of person who has a great way to learn from a teacher can move forward but not go, but is playing ghost tricks. Bai Jingjing thinks there is something wrong with it, so she plans to push the boat along the way first, and then slowly figure it out.

So, we made an appointment to let Monkey Brother and Bai Jingjing not show up for the time being, and treat it as if they were beaten to death in Huaguo Mountain, and see what the monster will do next.However, for my safety, I can't leave Brother Monkey by my side, so Brother Monkey said that he can change and hide wherever he wants, and then pretended to be a treasure that he could carry with him without being suspected.

Brother Hou shrank and turned into a two-inch-tall pocket figure, then glared at Bai Jingjing.Bai Jingjing felt aggrieved, and also shrank back.

I took the time to make a box and put them in it.Originally, I planned to make a block inside the box. After all, men and women are different, but Monkey Brother refused, thinking that the space is not big, and if it is half smaller, it will not stretch.Bai Jingjing didn't express any opinion on this. After they all went in, I remembered to ask if they played tricks to keep Wu Wu from waking up.

Brother Hou readily admitted that he threw sleepy bugs on several Wus, and even if someone howled loudly, they still couldn't wake them up.

I also have to admit that Brother Monkey is a treasure trove, he can bring out all kinds of weird things.

Sure enough, the next day, the counterfeit came, and a gust of wind snatched the horse and luggage, and disappeared.

There are still sequelae, that is, I found that without a horse, walking with two legs could not be slower.

There was a crackling sound coming from the box, I couldn't help but opened the lid and looked in, I saw Bai Jingjing squatting in the corner, huddled face inward, Brother Hou was like an old man, occupying most of the space.

"Master, when did you get... Lidi goods?" Zhu Bajie asked curiously, "Why hasn't the old pig heard of such treasures?"

I didn't... No, I actually had an impression before, but I forgot where it should appear.But I have to say that the cuteness of this miniaturized Monkey Brother that can be carried around is simply unbelievable. Even Bai Jingjing, who is only a bone frame, will not make people feel scared when she shrinks, but cute.

"I got this by accident last night." I poked the Monkey Brother in the box, and then his hands hugged my fingertips, "It is said that I can know 500 years in the upper class, 500 years in the middle class, and 500 years in the lower class. Originally, I He didn't believe it, but he said that I would have a disaster today, but it was fulfilled."

Speaking of this, the Wu Wus sighed, "Brother was touched by a ghost, why did he do such a thing?"

What I want to know more is that the six-eared macaque was brainwashed by someone, why do you think that if he went to learn the scriptures for me, he would become famous and pass on his name forever?Learning from the Western Paradise is obviously a secret operation where the winner has already been selected. Even if he reaches the Western Paradise, he will be squeezed out of the place at the last step.

Even if my customs clearance document was taken away, it would be easy for me to get a replacement given my reputation along the way.On the contrary, he is really not able to enter the school smoothly by taking someone else's admission letter. Although I am not angry, I am still convinced of his ability. Absolutely different than imagined.

Oops, this way of thinking for granted seems to be brainwashed by pyramid schemes.

Or is the six-eared macaque just plain silly and naive?

Because I, who was seriously hindered by the lack of a horse, we walked for nearly half a month before we met a family.When we came to ask for alms, the old lady of that family still looked at us wonderingly, "Didn't the elders come here before? This is... going back again?"

I didn't expect that the six-eared macaque and his party would honestly beg for alms.

"That's a counterfeit product." Zhu Bajie opened his mouth wide and poured all the rice into his mouth, "I thought we were walking too slowly and snatched our customs clearance documents, so I want to learn the scriptures myself."

"Then what should you do?" The old lady said in amazement, "Without the certificate of customs clearance, who would recognize you?"

I clasped my hands together, "Mother-in-law is serious, you can go to the west to learn from the scriptures, just be sincere, why care about external things? Could it be that without that piece of paper, I would not be me?"

About who I am and who is me, I can talk for three days and three nights.

Well, as a materialist in the guise of idealism, I can also say a few words about idealism.

In the evening, I regretted my talk more than once, because after I finished speaking impassionedly, the old woman became a guardian, and the house we stayed in before was also ruined, and it was impossible to live in it.

The trust between people is so small, so it’s not good to be a good guardian and follow up in the sky?You have to turn into a mortal to enlighten me. If I was so easy to enlighten, I would have asked Brother Monkey to ask for help to fix that fake product by now, okay?

It's true that the emperor is not in a hurry, XX is in a hurry, and he can't wait to make a decision for me.

The guardian Jialan left, and then Brother Hou and Zhu Bajie got into a fight.

Since the six-eared macaque swept away the horse and luggage, Zhu Bajie fell into a certain pessimism, and because I said that Lidi goods can know a total of 500 years - Zhu Bajie didn't believe it at first, but was told After being caught in several stories about him, he believed in it—Zhu Bajie used Lidi goods as a tool to relieve his mood, and kept asking where the nearest village was, how long he would stay this time, and whether the time would be long enough to be able to cultivate land.

I have long wanted to expose Brother Hou’s identity, but Brother Hou was obviously caught in role-playing and couldn’t extricate himself. After changing back, Zhu Bajie was repaired in one go.

The other Wumen were dumbfounded.

"...Elder brother?" Wu Qing blinked his black eyes, and was so frightened that he turned back into a little mink.

"Master!" Zhu Bajie yelled at me in grief and indignation.

My fault.

"Master, you don't know what Bajie asked just now, he said... um..." Brother Hou was covered by Zhu Bajie and pressed down.

Brother Hou's small body couldn't withstand Zhu Bajie's pressure, and he was struggling outside with only his hands and feet exposed.Of course, I think it's easy to overthrow Zhu Bajie with Brother Hou's ability, but maybe it's because he wants to play?Anyway, the scene looked like he was powerless to resist.Then Wu Jing became anxious, and the little mink became a big mink, and rushed over.

Monk Sha shook his head, Wu Feng sighed, and walked to the side, where the red boy under the tree was spraying smoke at the beehive on the tree, the bees were so smoked that they came out of the beehive, almost flying, and then Wufeng raised his hand As soon as he lifted it, he broke off the beehive on the tree, first broke off a piece for Honghaier, and then gave another piece to me. Monk Sha also got a small piece. As for the three rolling on the ground, he Without looking at it, he directly inserted his finger into the honey, squinted his eyes and licked his finger, enjoying it.

As a result, before Wu Feng was beautiful, the three-person dumpling on the ground rolled towards him, knocked the hive in his hand unexpectedly, and the piece of hive that flew out hit the piece in Hong Boy's hand, directly smashing it. The honey on the face of the red boy...

I felt the air freeze.

With a loud cry, Honghaier turned into a calf for the first time in front of me, panting heavily, and rushed towards those who were still rolling.Wu Feng looked at the empty hand, and didn't react for a while. After he reacted, a huge black bear appeared in front of me, slapped it very neatly, roared and played a mixed doubles with the calf on the ground.

I chewed the beeswax, my mouth was full of sweet taste, I sighed happily, my apprentices are so friendly and friendly, they are so lively.