[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

I miss my white horse, from the bottom of my heart.

But this does not mean that I am willing to go back to Cuiyun Mountain after being teleported by Princess Iron Fan with a plantain fan. It feels very bad and it is true.

Besides, I look towards the east, and it’s okay if I don’t have the conditions on weekdays. Now that I’m so close to Datang, it’s impossible for me to go back to Datang, but it’s not too much to breathe the air close to Datang as much as possible, right?

I want to stay here for a few days, to suspend my thoughts and understand Master's feelings. As for the homesickness... well, I think about modern times, and it is the same everywhere.

When I made this decision, several enlightened people showed despair, "Master, don't you want to go again?"

I felt like my character was being questioned and my perseverance was overrated.

If the white horse is still there, I may still think about it, but now, although my legs are very beautiful after training, I don't want this kind of training at all.

I miss the little cars of the mechanical age.

……etc!How did I come up with this? With Honghaier around, maybe a car can really be made.Although the dynamics of any mechanical structure seriously violates the theory of reality, it can run and fly.

It's like the balance bike that Honghaier is riding on now, but it's just a magic weapon with the shape of a balance bike.

I literally suffer from my own hindsight.

"Master, you don't care about Gohan anymore?" Brother Monkey said calmly.

Gohan...well, I've forgotten that he was offline for a long time, but I can't help it, Gohan is lively by nature, and always likes to hang Xiaoyu on his body to play around. A year ago, because of our schedule The progress became very slow under my hindrance, and Gohan ran more happily, but he still remembered to send some fruits from the mountains back from time to time, and his presence on weekdays was pitiful.

So, when we were in Cuiyun Mountain, it ran away without a trace. When we were slapped away by Princess Iron Fan with a plantain fan, it didn't know which corner it was wandering in.

Once, I was worried that one day he would bring me back a bunch of monkey grandchildren.

"That's right, Uncle, when I came, Gohan told me to take you back." Red Boy didn't contradict Brother Monkey this time, and chimed in.

Princess Iron Fan apologized to me again, and I could only bid farewell to Bodhisattva Lingji and prepare to receive the treatment of a drum washing machine again.Not to mention that there will be such treatment as flying through the clouds and riding the fog, the experience that my brother Cenghou's somersaulting cloud was photographed from mid-air was enough to become a psychological shadow for me.

Bodhisattva Lingji was not surprised by my farewell, "In that case, I will see you off."

I was taken aback, just after I thanked him, I felt blurred in front of my eyes, and my figure was a little unstable.But when I stood still, I found that the scenery in front of me had completely changed.

"Where is this?" I looked around, and the scenery here was completely different from the scenery I passed by before.

Princess Iron Fan looked around, "This should be to the west of the Flame Mountain, and the Bodhisattva sent us directly across the Flame Mountain."

"Lingji Bodhisattva is really caring." I said half gratefully and half annoyed, "But, if I remember correctly, the luggage, horse and Gohan Xiaoyu snatched by the fake Wukong are all on the side of the Flame Mountain?"

"That's easy!" Brother Hou didn't take it seriously, "Master, you wait here for a while, and the old grandson will come and bring them over."

"Slow down, uncle, I'll cool down the temperature of the Flame Mountain first, so we can go on the road." Princess Iron Fan took out her plantain fan and chanted a mantra. The small fan kept getting bigger and bigger. She was about to fan it. Suddenly a Taoist priest emerged from the ground.

"Who are you?" Brother Monkey stepped forward and asked.

"Go back to the great sage, I am the land of Huoyanshan." The Taoist-like land bowed and saluted.

"Land?" Brother Hou looked at him, "Then why are you dressed like a Taoist priest?"

"Does the Great Sage know the origin of the Flame Mountain?" asked the land.

"Has Lao Sun been here before, where do you know where to go?" Brother Monkey asked Princess Iron Fan, "Sister-in-law has lived here for a long time, do you know?"

"I only know that this mountain suddenly fell from the sky 500 years ago, and it happens that my plantain fan can detect this mountain fire." Princess Iron Fan replied, "As for the others, I don't know much about it."

"This mountain has some connection with the Great Sage," said the land.

"What's the matter with Laosun?" Brother Hou looked unhappy, "Could it be that I made this mountain?"

I really want to tell Brother Monkey, don’t set up flags indiscriminately if you have nothing to do, this mountain is not related to you.

"500 years ago, after the great sage made troubles in the Heavenly Palace, he was captured by Erlang God of Xiansheng and put into the Eight Diagrams furnace of Taishang Laojun for forging. Unexpectedly, the great sage was so powerful that he was not only safe, but also knocked down the alchemy furnace. , a few bricks fell into the mortal world, and there was still some flaming fire inside, fell into this place, turned into a flaming mountain, and made nothing grow around it." The apprentice looked at Brother Monkey sadly, "I was originally the guard of the palace. The Taoist priest of Dan Furnace was punished by the old master after this happened, and he came down to this place to make land."

Brother Hou scratched his head and looked at the sky and the earth, "Then why did you come out this time? Could it be that you want to settle accounts with the old grandson?"

"Where do you dare?" The land hurriedly waved his hand, "I just want to ask the great sage to show kindness and put out this fire. It will be convenient to go back, and it will benefit the living beings here, so I can go back to see Laojun. Three birds with one stone Well, isn't it good?"

"The people near the Huoyan Mountain have lived like this for 500 years?" I couldn't help asking.

"Exactly!" The apprentice nodded.

"Since you also know that this is the merit of the common people, why has no one helped in 500 years?" I thought about it, 500 years, it is not 50 years, 500 years, the dynasty does not know how much, Those who can live nearby must have gotten used to this environment long ago, and those who can't get used to it will move out early.Now that 500 years have passed, how can we remove the Flame Mountain and change the surrounding water and soil environment?Is this helping people or cheating people?

Although Brother Monkey has to memorize half of this pot, since Taishang Laojun discovered this problem a long time ago, why didn't he solve it immediately, but why did he only demote a Taoist who looked after the stove to do land?

Don't say that this is adding disaster to Tang Seng's westward journey. At that time, Jin Chanzi hadn't been demoted yet. I firmly deny this.

So, is it just because you don't care about it?

"The little god doesn't have this ability." Land said with a bitter face.

"Now?"

"The Monkey King has it."

Brother Hou's eyes rolled around, but he didn't say a word, "Since there is no grass growing here, I think the people around are living well, so what do they live on?"

"I know this!" Red Boy glared at the land, "It's not like my mother's plantain fan, which turns off the fire once, winds up twice, and rains after three times. People living nearby sow and reap according to this time, naturally The grains are plentiful. Compared with your inactive land, my mother can at least keep one side safe, and even the offering is only once in ten years!"

"Elder, please listen to me." Princess Iron Fan looked at me, "This land has a special environment. Not only the grains, but also the melons and fruits grown are very sweet. They are famous far and wide. People will come to buy them every harvest time, because There is only this one, and the price can be sold, so although the people have to endure the heat, life is not difficult. I don’t recognize what this land said about the living beings.”

"What else do you have to say?" Brother Monkey stared at the land.

"..." The land said, "But if there is no Flame Mountain, mortals don't need to worship immortals. Why does Immortal Iron Fan speak so beautifully, isn't he worried that if there is no Flame Mountain, no one will worship you?"

"Do you dare to say that if the Flame Mountain is extinguished, the weather here will be smooth? As long as there is a little bit of trouble, mortals will still enshrine it to me." Princess Iron Fan said angrily, "You want to use my uncle's hand to end this guardian flame?" Shan’s mission is not wrong, but you shouldn’t fool us for fools! To be so bad as others say, but to flatter others with a sweet mouth, it ruins our friendship, and you take advantage of it! "

Brother Hou bared his teeth and sneered, and the land suddenly sank into the ground again.

Princess Iron Fan is more intimate with me. Fanning the fan temporarily extinguished the fire of the Flame Mountain so that people can pass through. No matter what, she also invited us to Cuiyun Mountain as guests, and even put Honghai'er's younger sister away. Come out and say that the child is also destined for me, and ask me to give her a name.

I'm dizzy, Princess Iron Fan's husband is called the Bull Demon King, even if he has the right to name it, it belongs to him.

Unexpectedly, when the Bull Demon King was mentioned, Princess Iron Fan's expression faded, "The old cow left me a long time ago, and went to the Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain to be my son-in-law."

"Mother~" Hong Haier shook Princess Iron Fan's arm coquettishly, "Isn't that vixen already beaten to death? Don't be angry."

Princess Iron Fan shook her head, "This is between me and your father, don't make trouble."

The red boy angrily climbed to the top of the mountain and spit fire.

"The elder laughed." Princess Iron Fan said to me apologetically.

I was a little surprised, "I didn't expect Honghaier to be so well-behaved in front of Madam."

"My son has always been well-behaved, but he was still young and learned a lot of bad manners from Lao Niu. Fortunately, he met an elder and changed a lot." Princess Iron Fan waved her hand, and a carriage appeared by the side of the road. Elder, please get in the car."

We passed through the Flame Mountain again and returned to Cuiyun Mountain.

At the foot of the mountain, a white horse is gnawing grass leisurely, biting left and right, occasionally jumping and jumping twice, it is too leisurely.

"Master, the white horse!" Brother Hou whistled, and the white horse ran over by itself.

Princess Iron Fan said that the luggage stolen by the false Wukong was still at Jilei Mountain, so she asked the maid to bring a message to the Bull Demon King to help us get it back.As a result, when the maid came back, she didn't bring back her luggage, but was followed by a little demon who sent a message.

The little demon had a mournful face, and when he saw us, he bowed down and worshiped, "O elders, Seven Great Sages, please, take that monkey away!"

"What's going on here?" I thought that Liu Er had already been taken care of by dogs. After all, the Bull Demon King led his sworn brothers to catch him. How could he not avenge the killing of Princess Yumian?I also asked Brother Monkey in private, and he admitted that it was difficult for him to obtain any benefits from the six elder brothers.

"That monkey didn't know what it was made of. Although it was caught, it couldn't be beaten to death, and it was unwilling to let it go. It just grew a pair of ears that can hear thousands of miles, and it can change the art. I don't know how to listen. What, become like a jade-faced princess, scolding people all day long, the voice can be heard all over the hundred miles, and the king can't do anything about him." The little demon cried and said, "If you don't deal with him, the king will lose all face!"

What should I say, monkeys really don't easily lead dogs, no matter stone monkeys or macaques.

When we drove all the way to Jilei Mountain again, I realized how reserved this little demon's words were.

I was riding on the horse, only to see the shadow of Ji Lei Mountain, and the scolding voice of the delicate woman seemed to ring in my ears——

"Strong Bull Demon King! You heartless, heartless bastard! I saw that you were honest, honest, and capable, and worthy of entrustment, so I brought millions of dollars to recruit you as my son-in-law. After more than ten years, you evacuated my Moyun Cave. Half of the money, jewels, emeralds, gold and silver, silk and satin, firewood, rice, oil and salt, everything was given to your yellow-faced woman! You bastard! What kind of man!..."