[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

I looked at Xiaoyu, and said earnestly, "Anxin, Anxin, we all know that you have nothing to do with this matter. No matter what the Halloween Princess does, it will not involve you."

"It's nothing to do with it!" Xiaoyu turned back into the third prince of Yulong, standing in the hall with a handsome Fengshen, he is simply the spokesperson of the world of handsome men. "I am the real dragon prince. The Wansheng princess is just the daughter of a pool of dragon kings. If she really has a marriage contract with me, why would she like the nine-headed worm?"

I:"……"

No, Third Prince, is there something wrong with your focus?

In short, in order to prove that he is indeed the third prince of Jade Dragon who is innocent and innocent, he volunteered to lead the task of searching for the Halloween princess.I looked at his handsome and high-spirited back, did I become angry from embarrassment?

So, the marriage contract still... exists, right?

Well, it must exist!Otherwise, how could Xiao Bailong be punished for a bead when he was fine?It can't be because I have nothing to do because I'm idle, this must be a green hat!

I thought about it, and found the logic to be very logical.

"Maybe I remembered it wrong." Looking at Wu's truth-seeking eyes, I resolutely took the blame on myself. I can't let Xiaoyu suffer from the strange eyes of my brothers, right?

Several Goku breathed a sigh of relief.

I don't even know how they got this relieved look.

"Old Sun, go and have a look, don't let those nine-headed worms hurt Xiaoyu." Brother Hou got up to keep up, but just as he took off, he stopped moving.

"What's the matter?" I looked at the storm in the sky, a little nervous, "The nine-headed worm is here?"

Brother Hou was no longer nervous, and glanced at me with one hand on his hip, and there was definitely a bit of malice in his eyes, "It's a true lord."

Oh, it's the Holy Monarch...Erlang God? !

If I draw a list of people, gods and Buddhas that I don't want to meet, Erlang God will definitely have a place on it.It's not that we ever had any holidays, but...

Huh, I was stunned to find that I don't feel too embarrassed when I think about it now?

It's amazing, people's skin really grows with age.

I looked at Erlang God descending from the sky and the six people behind him, but my eyes were attracted by a small dog beside Erlang God.

This is the legendary roaring dog, right?

I don't know how it feels to the touch.

"Why did you come down?" Brother Monkey asked.

"Brother Meishan and I were hunting, but we received a decree from the Queen Mother on the way, saying that the Wansheng Princess in the Bibo Pool on the Rocky Mountain here stole the Ganoderma lucidum, and asked me to take her to the heaven." Yang Jian replied, "The result happened to be seen on it The holy monk and his disciples are here, so they must know something about this, so they came to say hello."

"You didn't find the wrong person this time." Brother Hou said, "I sent the Ganoderma lucidum grass back. I didn't expect it would work for Erlang Shen."

Brother Hou explained the cause and effect, and I looked at Xiaotian, a small dog with a sharp body and thin legs, with a serious face.As a result, in the blink of an eye, Xiaotiangou changed from one to two.

"Eh." I couldn't hold back a little movement.

Brother Hou and Erlangshen both stopped to look at me, and I pointed to the two roaring dogs.

Unlike Erlang God who has opened his third eye, Hou'er told the truth in one bite, "Six ears!"

One of the Xiaotian dogs walked over with dog steps and put its head on my lap, "Didn't I see that the monk seemed to want to get started, and he did a good deed with good intentions."

I also want to thank you, huh?

"It seems that the holy monk has taken in another high-ranking disciple." Erlang Shen quickly regained his senses and closed his third eye.

"Not yet..." This is me.

"I'm not this monk's apprentice!" It was Liu Er.

Then the two monkeys quarreled again.

"I made Zhenjun laugh at me." I raised my smiling face, as if it was no big deal.

Well, it's not a big deal at all, isn't monkey fighting a daily routine?

After stepping on the six ears again, Brother Hou followed Erlang God to Bibotan to catch the Nine-Headed Insect.

Of course, I didn't let the few enlightenments fall. When I came back to my senses, there was only Liu Er left by my side, and even the monkey son ran away with him, and I didn't know what he could do when he went.

Could it be calling for Xiaoyu?

I planned to go back to the pagoda and continue to read scriptures and study, but when I turned around, I found that Liu Er was looking at me with a serious face.

"What's wrong?" I looked at him, maybe he was hit hard by Brother Monkey and started to doubt life?

Liu Er glanced at me, "Would you like to see their demon-eliminating scene?"

To be honest, I really think about it, but self-knowledge is very important to be a human being, especially self-knowledge to be a hindrance.I am used to staying behind and waiting for the news of the victory ahead, but now I am asked if I want to go to the front line to see...

Of course I thought about it, isn't Brother Monkey super handsome when he's eliminating demons?

Then a gust of wind blew in Liu Er, and when I opened my eyes again, my footsteps were a little unsteady, and I was about to stagger forward, but I was caught by a hairy hand, "Be honest, when the time comes, that monkey will fall you again." It's not who I'm looking for."

Only then did I realize that the emerald green around me was a bit unusual. Instead of falling into the bushes, I was carried to the tree by Liu Er.If I took a step forward just now, I would just fall to the ground. I looked at the height, and it is at least ten meters above the ground. Falling is not fun.

"Can't the ground let you go?" I was a little scared.

"I'm a monkey, so naturally I want to stay on the tree." Liu Er said indifferently, "Stand tall and see far."

I twitched the corner of my mouth, why don't you go to heaven?

The angle of view found by Liu Er is very good, the leaves are dense, just enough to block the wind blowing from behind, and at the same time, it will not be exposed to the increasingly intense sunlight.

Of course, my eyesight is limited, so I can't see that clearly, but the tumbling water still allows me to imagine how fierce the battle is going on underground.I watched for a while, and the water surface suddenly calmed down. Erlangshen took the six Meishan brothers and Xiaotiangou together to realize it, stayed put and rested, and started the open-air party.

There is wine and meat, water and fruit.The meat and vegetables are clear, and no one will delay anyone.

"I misunderstood you earlier." Liu Er said suddenly.

"Huh?" I haven't recovered from the scene in front of me, especially when I think about my situation, the comparison is a bit cruel.

"It's not your fault that you're walking so slowly." Liu Er said, "At least, you disciples didn't try their best. Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to take down the Nine-Headed Insect."

"They are my apprentices." Of course, thinking about Master's needs and Master's needs, I thought that after we set off from Daughter's Country, although we didn't say it clearly, we did tacitly delay the progress again.

"Why is there no pursuit?" Liu Er seemed really puzzled, "If you travel fast all the way, you can reach Lingshan as soon as possible, and then become a true Buddha and get rid of the mortal body. Wouldn't it be happier than now?"

"What's wrong with you now?" I asked.

Liu Er scratched his head, "Where is the joy? When something happens, your apprentices will throw you aside, and you won't be able to fight any fights. Although you are a monk, you are also a man. If you are treated like this, you will be willing." ?”

Oh, I see, Liu Er probably thought that my masculinity would be hurt by this, but he is still in Tucson. Although Monk Tang is very annoying, there is one thing he can be envied by, not everyone can Is it okay to be protected by Monkey King all the way?

But I didn't tell Liu Er about this, because in his state, he probably wouldn't understand that not only I wasn't angry, but I was enjoying it.

"Could it be that I'm not me when I reach Lingshan?" I changed my angle, "Even if I reach Lingshan, I'm just a monk in the Tang Dynasty. Go another hundred and eight thousand miles."

"Can't you become a Buddha?" Liu Er was surprised.

"I've never heard of it." I said seriously.

"Isn't there no benefit at all?" Liu Er couldn't sit still, "Wouldn't Xitian be so stingy?"

"You went to Lingshan to get benefits?" I asked.

"Who will do things that are not beneficial?" Liu Er said as a matter of course, "If there is no mana in the world today that can match the Tathagata of the Western Paradise, even if there is something in the heaven, he will ask for help. For Saiguo, it is just a relic. I don’t know which eminent monk passed away. If it is placed in a high tower, it can glow day and night, making people feel convincing. The king of Saiguo is neither wise nor capable, but Just relying on this relic, he became a state, and the surrounding four countries respect him. This is just a relic, if..."

I listened to Liu Er daydreaming, but what I felt most in my heart was sadness.

Why is it so ironic that a country does not rely on a wise monarch, nor on civil and military skills, but on a single bead?

Everything is like a castle in the air, it looks very beautiful, but the foundation is pitiful, just like this Sai Sai Kingdom, no matter how much it was revered by the surrounding four countries before, after the relics were lost, the previous treatment was also returned to before liberation. ?

This is not a good example.

I am thinking about life in this sad spring and autumn, and there is another wave on the side of Bibotan, the previous leisurely atmosphere is gone, and the light and shadow effects are comparable to a magical blockbuster.

I watched them gang up on the nine-headed worm, watched the nine-headed worm grow wings and turned into a nine-headed bird and flew into the sky, watched the Xiaotian dog bite off one of the nine-headed bird's heads, and watched the nine-headed bird Turned into an eight-headed bird and flew away...

"Did you hit the wrong person?" I looked at Liu Er in a daze.

"What's wrong?" Liu Er led me to jump down from the tree, not far from where I landed, it was the head that was bitten off by the Xiaotian dog just now.

"Master!" Brother Hou hurried over and gave Liu Er another look, "Master is timid, what if you bring him here and scare Master?"

I didn't even care that Brother Hou would ruin my reputation again and slander me for being cowardly, so I hurriedly pulled him and asked, "Isn't it a nine-headed worm? How did this become a nine-headed bird?"

"It's originally a nine-headed bird, but it's just called a nine-headed insect." Brother Monkey quietly stretched out his foot and kicked the head away.

I feel like I've been cheated.

Before, I thought that the nine-headed worm was a worm that became a sperm under the water, but now you tell me that he is a bird?So how did he get along with the Halloween princess?What about reproductive isolation?The water is far from the sky, okay?

Is this the love story of birds and fish?

No wonder it was tragic.