[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

I remember that I read a popular science article, which roughly described how spiders eat——

First, bind the prey with spider silk; then, insert the mouthparts into the body of the prey and inject...well, I can’t remember, anyway, it’s either toxin or digestive juice, the function is to liquefy the prey’s body; finally, the spider It's time to happily sip the gravy, leaving only the husk of a prey alive.

At that time, I really admired this kind of operation, but now when I think that this kind of treatment may be my turn, I can't admire it anymore.

Why did I think that a girl who plays football beautifully must also have a beautiful heart? Why did I forget that there is another kind of football hooligan in the football world?

It stands to reason that I already have experience in dealing with spider spirits, but there is still a gap between one spider and five spiders.This time, I was even more embarrassed. My whole body was tightly bound. The spider silk was very sticky and wrapped me into a cocoon. If there was another coffin at this time, I would be a mummy. Maybe it will be staged in a thousand years. The mummy returns.

Again, I hate gang fights.

But at this moment, I was even more afraid that a spider's mouthpart would be inserted into my body suddenly, and my internal organs would be digested into gravy, leaving only human skin in the end.

After beating the gods and Buddhas in the sky one after another, I was skeptical about whether the group of stalkers in the sky would do their best to protect me.

Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, come on, Brother Monkey!

Said Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey arrived, and when I heard Brother Monkey shouting outside, tears filled my eyes.

Well, this is just an adjective, my eyes are glued tightly, and I can't shed tears at all.

The sound of fighting outside was very intense. I was picked up by someone and ran outside. The sound sounded like Wufeng.

After a while, the fighting stopped.I felt a few people approaching me, and then stretched out their hands to tear the cobweb wrapped around me. The cobweb was not only sticky but also tough. In the end, Brother Hou made the decision and put me in a temperature not far away. In a suitable hot spring.

Strange to say, those spider silks softened when they met the hot spring water, after several tugging, I finally got out of the cocoon.

Only after he breathed a sigh of relief, there was a loud bang not far away.

Brother Hou frowned, and looked at Wu Wu, "Protect Master, Lao Sun, go and have a look."

I calmed down, my eyes drifted aimlessly, and suddenly I fixed on not far away, where there were dead bugs all over the place.

"Where are there so many bugs?" I felt itchy all over my body.Even though I didn't have trypophobia before, I think I do now.

"These are the godsons of those spider spirits. If they want to stop us, they will be crushed to death." Zhu Bajie took a look and didn't care much, and looked at me with a gossip, "Master, are you really in the same hole? The monster fell in love at first sight, and you want to live with her?"

I didn't respond, "What?"

"It was Wuniang and Liuniang who reported that Master fell in love with their eldest sister at first sight, and they are not going to learn scriptures. They are going to have a wedding here, and invite us to drink." Zhu Bajie laughed, and bumped my shoulder with his shoulder, "Master , is it true?"

What a ball!

I grabbed Zhu Bajie's ear, and said in a very gentle tone, "Do you believe it?"

Zhu Bajie kept shrinking his neck.

Wu Feng smiled innocently, and Wu Qing leaned closer to me, "At first we didn't believe it, but..." He glanced at Liu Er, and the monkey was sitting on the tree opposite me, with his feet up, giving me the impression that he was watching. It feels like a play, "But Liuer said that Master and the female monster are very happy playing together."

I want to yank that poor monkey out of the tree and talk about reputation damages.

Liu Er bared his teeth at me, "Where did I say wrong? You are not happy playing with those female monsters, and your voice is panting like that, although the blue sky is not so good... Ah! Can't hit~ Are you angry?"

I stared at Liu Er, feeling very sorry that the stone I threw just now missed him.

Looking at the other Wus, they are all very well-behaved with their heads bowed.

"Uncle!" Hong Hai'er's voice came from afar, very energetic, "Did you hear me when I made it up just now?"

Honghaier ran very fast, and behind him was Brother Monkey, who sat on Brother Monkey's shoulder, Son Monkey, who had a scaled white snake wrapped around his arm.

Well, look carefully, the monkey son seems to have blown his hair, and he feels fatter.

"What's wrong?" I recalled the movement just now, "Did you do that just now?"

The red boy looked at me innocently, "I saw that uncle seemed to want to play with firecrackers, so I tried to make one myself, and asked Gohan to help find some materials, and before I had time to try it, I was caught by some monsters." When I rushed over, I panicked, so I couldn’t hold back and sprayed some sparks, and then the firecrackers exploded. I didn’t expect the movement to be quite loud, haha.”

I thought about the almost silent experimental version of black gunpowder that I had made, and when I got in touch with Hong Haier's words, I suddenly had the urge to vomit blood.

This gap is also a bit too big.

"You didn't hit you, did you?" I looked Honghaier up and down, afraid that something might go wrong with him and I wouldn't be able to explain it to Princess Iron Fan.

"It's just a bit too loud, how could it blow me up?" The red boy looked disdainful, "Don't say it's me, even those monsters were just shocked and changed back to their original shape, and they recovered. If I wanted to keep running, I just sprayed a fire on the way and roasted them."

Uh, I really didn't expect that the spider spirit would be such a dog.Normally, I would have logically thought that it was because their skills were too low, but just now, I was entangled in a cocoon and I had no power to fight back, but the red boy easily took care of them... This made me feel bad for a few of them. Enlightenment once again had a new understanding of Honghaier's combat value.

To put it another way, probably, I'm too...watery.

Painful realization.

I was feeling sorry for myself, when Brother Hou and Liu Er started fighting again.

Brother Hou accused Liu Er of not reporting what he knew, and Liu Er said how to disturb the great monk and the fairies when they were having fun... There was a thunder and bang, and finally Liu Er lost as a result.

"Uncle, what are you doing to have fun?" Hong Haier looked at me with a pure face.

I gave him a little bit of cuju, but unfortunately, this is not a solo sport. After listening to it for a while, Hong Haier impatiently hugged his balance car and ran to the sky for racing.

Brother Hou, on the other hand, said abruptly after listening for a while, "It turns out that Master also likes to play ball."

I nodded, this hobby is very aboveboard, normal people would not think wrongly, and only six ears would deliberately induce this into an unspeakable activity.

"How did I mislead you on purpose?" Liu Er was still shouting, "I'm a monkey, so I don't know about you mortals, it just sounds like I've made a mistake!"

Believe in him.

"No wonder." Brother Hou rubbed his chin, wondering what he was thinking.

A gust of wind blows, and Bai Jingjing appears in front of her.

"Master, am I late?" Bai Jingjing held up the corner of her skirt and looked around, "Have you finished playing?"

"Sister Bai, are you done with Zhu Ziguo's business?" Zhu Bajie approached.

"Yeah, it's finally over." Bai Jingjing rubbed her forehead, looking like she was finally relieved, "I'm exhausted trying to get a good death, and I'm afraid someone will blow the king's pillow that day and ruin my merits. Those women in the harem were fighting each other, and there were people who wanted to use me to give Jin Shenggong an abortion. Fortunately, I was alert and avoided it. If I don't find excuses to get out, who knows what those people will do, one by one I am enjoying the rich food and clothing, but I am not satisfied. They are not satisfied, but they still want to drag me. I practiced hard, not to give those female staff members how to take care of them and let the king sleep with her for a few more nights. Pursue!"

"Jingjing." I said aloud, and after realizing that everyone was looking at me, I finished the last sentence, "There is a monkey here, don't say it too bluntly."

Liu Er's expression changed back and forth, and finally it was a sigh of relief in my heart.

"Sun Wukong!" Liu Er suddenly said, "Have you ever liked any female monkey?"

Brother Hou's expression remained unchanged, "I'm all about the great way, so I don't care about these minor details."

Hey, you really deserve to be my brother monkey, you are too calm, and the contemptuous little eyes are so expressive.

As a result, the next moment, Brother Hou looked at me, "Master, it happens that Bai Jingjing is here too. She has made hydrangea before, so it shouldn't be difficult to make another leather ball."

Bai Jingjing's expression was slightly blank, "Master?"

Brother Hou continued in a low voice: "No wonder Kui Mulang turned Master into a tiger back then. The habit of playing ball is similar to that of a lion."

Now it's my turn to feel bad, how could this narrow-minded guy be my monkey brother? !

Although I said that the main purpose of the monkey is to choke the six ears, and it is purely unintentional to let you lie down, but does this revenge come so soon?To be a man, you have to be open-minded. Everyone here, except for Zhu Bajie who has married a wife, who else is not?

I thought this matter would have been taken care of after everyone became a monk.

At least, I have already seen it.

Oh, it's all tears.

For Brother Monkey's revenge, I decided to go off the fan for a day.