[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

Cthulhu is my good partner. We soar in the sky together, chatting with the sun, moon and stars, and telling our plans and ideals to destroy the world.

I still remember that I snatched a fluffy bunny costume from a fisherman, left Kaguya Ji and Hei Ze and rowed the boat to find those things. At sea level, there are ninjas attacking him all around, but no one’s attack is effective. The ninjas in the country of water saw me coming slowly in a small broken boat wearing strange clothes, and very sternly advised me to go here quickly. It was very dangerous, I ignored them, and ordered Jun Ma Lu, who was rowing the boat, to help me drag those ninjas. I want to negotiate with Cthulhu and drive the boat to Cthulhu's side, and the deep divers on the sea level will deal with the group of ninjas I'm a ninja, and I took advantage of the free time when no one was paying attention to me, and climbed onto Cthulhu's belly floating on the sea, lying on his back and supporting his face, his snake as big as a wheel Eyes blinked.

I looked at the tentacles full of mucus, stretched out a hand to scratch his belly, and said in a playful tone: "Who is the cutest child?"

Ninja at the bottom: Fuck, this girl is crazy!

"I know our hobbies are destroying the world, I think we will become good friends~" I reached out and scratched his belly, and then I sat up with my hands supporting my body and moved forward to approach the tentacles on his mouth.

Probably because it was itchy and wanted to sleep again, his big mouth full of tentacles grew and he yawned a lot, "Ah, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

I also learned him: "Ah, alas, 嗷 ------" The voice was much larger than him, and after calling, his big wheels looked at me in surprise, and then: "Ah, 嗷 嗷 嗷 嗷 嗷 嗷 嗷 嗷 嗷 嗷 嗷—————” His call this time was longer than mine and louder than mine.

He looked at me defiantly.

"Actually, I have always wanted to break through other dimensions. As a partner, is there any way for you?"

"Hoho—" You must have known the way he was waving his tentacles happily.

Then I told him about my long experience and expressed my dissatisfaction with embellishments.

"So, that guy named Uzumaki Naruto is really too much, it's obviously that Uchiha Sasuke is wrong first, he actually conspired with the fire country daimyo to plot against me, and beat me, I was a woman who touched the Uchiha brother's little girl JJ and the others don’t suffer, it’s really hateful! But first of all, our goal is to kill all the powerful nobles in the world, and then you help me return to my dimension.”

This is how a wonderful friendship began.

(Enough! This is obviously the plot of the dark version of My Neighbor Totoro!!)

Cthulhu Susulu ~ Cthulhu Susulu ~

Humming an adapted version of The Neighbor's Song of Cthulhu, I stood on his shoulder directing my way inland.

Yes, I'm going to keep my promise.

Flip over the fire country daimyo family!

Originally, the first person I wanted to kill was Justin Bieber, but if Ding Ri is not in this world, there is no way to fight with Cthulhu, so let's start with those disgusting nobles.

Kaguya Ji followed me when I led Cthulhu into the inland, I was so annoyed that Cthulhu beat her up, Kaguya Ji was thrown into the sea, she came out of the sea with a confused face, Floating on the surface of the sea expressionless, I don’t know what I’m thinking, I should be angry, whatever, Cthulhu, the power of the dimension, will help me!I got rid of Kimaro, that guy is a scumbag, when my actions are not in line with his heart, he immediately betrays, it's terrible.

We killed the daimyo of the land of water first. Cthulhu crushed the castles of the nobles. The flames in the daimyo city were instantly reduced to ashes. I posed a handsome boss at the group of desperate ninjas and burned The people screaming in pain, that is the divine fire of the ancient gods, how could the chakra water escape of ordinary ninjas be extinguished.

Then came the Daming of the Kingdom of Sand, using the yellow sand all over the sky to turn into a tsunami-like existence, flooding the Daming Mansion of the Land of Sand, and then a heavy gravity of the earth, Cthulhu manipulated the power of the dimension to razed the place where the Daming Mansion was located Flat land.

The ninjas from the Kingdom of Sand passed through the Kingdom of Water. The monster and the white-haired woman sitting on the monster's shoulders were very high-profile, and they didn't shy away from anything. Ninjutsu couldn't hurt them at all. .

Kazekage Gaara, the country of sand, sent an invitation to the Five Kage talks, hoping that all countries will attach great importance to it.

While everyone was watching those two guys going to that country to kill again, a group of overseas self-proclaimed hippie bands came to this land of ninjas. They called it cultural exchange and held a carnival concert for five days and five nights. , Occupying the original site of the No. [-] concert in the world, the fire country daimyo sent Konoha ninjas to persuade it to no avail. Those people are just a group of addicts who only speak the slogans of world garbage, love peace and protect animals. They can't be killed, after all, there are foreign documents, maybe some important personnel.

Then the white-haired woman with the monster appeared, she killed all the addicts/gentlemen/children, and took the monster to hack for three days and three nights, the leaders of all countries were dumbfounded, what are you doing!

"fXck hippie!!" said the white-haired woman, and the concert stage that had been built with great difficulty was destroyed.

There are reporters who are not afraid of death to interview. The white-haired woman and the monster do not reject news interviews. On the contrary, they seem to like the feeling of being watched very much.

Reporter: May I ask why you do such a thing?Do you have any reason.

White-haired woman: There is no reason, I cleaned up the world's garbage, you don't need to thank me!

The nobles of other countries were too scared, and they all proposed to protect the shadow of the Ninja Village. The nobles of the Sand Country and the Water Country were all wiped out, and the people who presided over the overall situation of the country became Kazekage Gaara and Mizukage Terumi of the Sand Ninja Village. In the dark, the civilians fled to the place where the ninja lived because they were afraid, and the relationship between ordinary people and ninjas became better than ever before.

The fire country daimyo smiled slightly, took out a video recorder, took out the video tape inside and gave it to a reporter, and issued a press release, if the woman's behavior did not stop, he asked the reporter to broadcast her embarrassing side on TV inside.

Konoha Tsunade was angry: "Isn't this adding fuel to the fire! Konoha can't save him if he dies like this! Let him die!"

However, when our Bee saw the news, he frowned slightly, and then wiped out the nobles and powers of the Kingdom of Thunder.

It appeared on TV the next day. A white-haired woman yelled at her servants every day and picked her nose. At night, she lay on the tatami mat and cried nervously, holding her head under the quilt. She didn't know that she was placed beside her The camera, showing daimyo's favorite 14 gay brothers who have performed funny entertainers, sticking chopsticks/into the nostrils, and the unbelievable look of being deprived of everything by the daimyo at the end, the background music is the voice of two men mocking, From the beginning to the end, for example, when the white-haired woman found out that she had been tricked, the voice in the background said: "The nostrils seen from this angle are so big, look at her demented expression, like a bonobo, what next? I'm going to take off my clothes."

In the video, the woman sits in front of the mirror and weeps, crying heartbreakingly.

And the voice in the background said: "It must be a ghost with no tutor, what to pretend, no one loves it, no one loves and no parents, the only person in the world who can love me is me, poor bastard, but It's still funny hahahaha."

Originally, it was fine for the people in the video tape to entertain themselves, but this kind of personal attack and digging scars is not good. However, a group of nobles shouted "Good scolding! Inspiring!" Then put this video The comedy channel airs 24 hours a day.

"Is what makes me sick so funny to you..." the woman said during the interview, and then disappeared.

Do you all think this is the end of the matter?Probably won’t come back again, the fire country daimyo stood up and said that he is currently the most powerful daimyo, so he announced that the No. [-] concert in the world will continue, Konoha summoned the first Hokage to help build the venue, two weeks Then I took this opportunity to express my condolences to the group of dead souls.

Afterwards, the daimyo of the country of fire began to get busy. When the site was being built, the full title was watching and supervising.

Finally, two weeks passed, and on the day of the concert, there were a lot of people, ninjas and civilians from all over the world, Konoha not only summoned Hokage, but also Uchiha Madara and other Uchihas, according to the daimyo That is, Uchiha is so good-looking, so he can summon as many as he can. What’s wrong with the forbidden technique? Isn’t there someone like Orochimaru? Do you have no money for the one who is about to dominate the world? When the other nobles arrive that day, call the 14 nobles to kidnap them and hand over your power to the land of fire. As an orthodox aristocrat, ninjas are just tools without independent thinking. If you use them casually, you don’t have the heart of rebellion at all. Even if those ninjas are powerful, so what? Isn’t the world country still in the hands of ordinary people from powerful families? .

Inferior ninjas still want to have sovereignty and thoughtfulness, so the tools should be used as tools.

Even if Hokage doesn't want to participate in this obvious farce, it's hard to say anything, after all, it's not a serious matter, and the other party is still a big name in the country.

Many people who participated in the concert performed a wonderful show, and there was a session of lighting candles for the hippies who died in this land before, and then it was time for the team representing the Nation of Fire to come up.

The strange thing is that the people who came were wearing hood masks, holding four dog leashes in their hands, and four people were tied to the ropes. These people also wore hood masks, four men and four women, all/naked.

"What kind of program is this! It's unsightly!!" Although the audience uttered such voices, they couldn't bear to watch it.

The person on the leash picked up the microphone and said in a hoarse voice, "The name of this song is, Kill You."

Then the woman screamed loudly and frantically tossed her hair and played the guitar, her back suddenly exploded and spurted blood, and countless flies flew from her body/body/ towards the audience, while the drum kit and bass rose out of thin air and screamed debugging sound.

There was only the woman and her four slaves in the whole field, who were playing bass and drums.

"Desperate!! I am the demon king who brings you despair in hell! All men and women are my slaves!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I killed my mother the day before yesterday, I killed my father yesterday, and today I will kill you all!! You are all my sows/pigs !! FuXk!!" The woman sang tearfully and trampled on the people she brought up on the stage.

The scene was infected by her passion, and gradually people began to cheer, and people would sing along where the lyrics were repeated. When the woman sang vigorously, she took out a whip from her back and whipped the four people she brought, or shook the four people with an electric guitar. Beating them, she then removed the hood of one of them.

"First! Sow/pig No. [-]!" The first person whose hood was taken off was a young woman with short hair, but it was cut off irregularly.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

On the stage, the masked man stretched out his feet to kick the young woman, and then picked up the guitar and played wildly. With the weird crotch movement, the emotions of the depressed audience became more intense. It was useless for the ninja to maintain law and order. People want to run to the stage and jump for joy, shouting with all their voices.

Hokage watching:  …

Senshou Feijian's face began to scum, but he still couldn't leave. The ninjutsu on his body was controlled by Orochimaru. Unless he finished watching the show, no one could leave. The dissatisfaction in his heart had to be told to the elder brother beside him. Then he turned his head.

Senju Bashirama chatted with Uchiha Madara while watching the performance, so happy.

"Brother, don't you have any thoughts after seeing this scene!!"

"Hey, I don't know much about young people's pastimes these days, so let them play with young people, and we can't sweep them away."

Sidai Hokage who was sitting on the side stretched his neck and looked towards the ninja audience area: "My Naruto will also come to watch it, this kind of program can't be seen by my son, he will learn to be bad, Naruto!"

The third Hokage watched the sky and pretended to be dead.

On the other side of the ninja area, seeing civilians running excitedly to the bottom of the stage to cheer, men and women took off their shirts, some wanted to leave, but there were many fly-like monsters holding hands at the exit, and some wanted to leave. The person who went out was stopped by those flies that were as big as a person, and a layer of green transparent jelly-like substance was wrapped on the person, and the person was corroded at an extremely fast speed, and because of the fire brought by the name of the country of fire The black long strip of unknown objects, ninjas can't use Chakra, and the outside of the concert is also wrapped in a thick yellow waxy object, which is also corrosive.

Some smart ninjas (such as Shikamaru) have noticed that these creatures do not take the initiative to attack people, and their purpose is to make people watch the concert.

After Senju Tsunade knew the news, he held a small meeting with other filmmakers, and decided to catch the masked man singing on stage, but he had to find a way, there were too many crazy civilians, and it was as if they were possessed first Carnival below the stage, there are people among SOX.......

As for the Fire Nation daimyo, he felt that the figures of the four lying on the stage were a bit familiar. It wasn't until the mask of one of them was taken off that he was shocked and angry to know that the person who was humiliated lying on his stomach It's my sister, could it be that someone took advantage of her because she didn't go back for two weeks!Impossible, there are 14 gay brothers guarding the Daming Mansion, it is impossible for anyone to take away his sister! !

But the reality is that my sister was taken away and turned into this! ! !

death penalty! !The people on the stage must be executed! !

Then the mysterious masked man took off the masks of the remaining three people.

They are the husbands of their own daughter, brother and sister respectively! !

How did they become like this! ! !

Do all the guards eat dry food? Who dares to kidnap nobles and make them like this! ! !

At this moment, on the stage, the masked man finished his crotch-topping guitar and snapped his fingers in the air. In an instant, fourteen strong men flew out from all directions of the stage. They were also completely naked, and piled up together to form a mountain , there was a golden throne on the top of the mountain, and the masked man stepped on the group of people in high heels, walked to the throne, sat down, and took off his mask.

The ninjas besieged the stage at this time, throwing shurikens, but they were blocked by the men in the meat mountain. The piercing kunai cut their skin and began to bleed, dotting the stage.

"As I said before, all the men and women in the world are my slaves. The biggest mistake made by the daimyo of the Land of Fire is to humiliate me and laugh at me in front of the whole world. Originally, I just wanted to kill him , but my mind has changed, I want to let him go to hell, not only that, anyone who has blood relationship with him will become a sow/pig that I have trained/taught without dignity!" The person on the throne opened his eyes Arm shouted loudly.

And the people off the stage seemed to see nothing, fascinated by the bass and drums that were still performing, and even took off all their clothes and lay down on the ground asking Asachel to X her.

The line of sight shifted to the heroine.

The fire country daimyo released a video to the TV station a few days ago. At first, I didn’t care about any ugly things. Anyway, I’m already ugly when I’m alive. The video is only 60 minutes long, and it’s been edited. It’s only 20 minutes for me to be ugly and funny. In the end, I was told the truth and was played by others for 15 minutes. The rest of the time, I shut myself in the room and cried. I have always been unable to control my emotions, especially at night, my brain will be thinking wildly uncontrollably, why not Fear of the future, despair of life without hope, being so incompetent and fragile, it seems that I have shown my weaknesses and troubles to everyone, and being laughed at for my weaknesses makes me crazy.

Is it so funny to see me cry!Also with that kind of narration, a group of low/bad people put other people's misfortune as a joke on the comedy channel, 24 hours seems like a long time to me.

The feelings and memories that I have been trying to ignore all the time spewed out again, despair, and then the anger of being played.

But I was very calm at that time. I made a deal with Cthulhu and made a plan. I donated a human heart. I was merciful by the ancient gods and got a new hammer made of monsters. Heart, that is a life made of darkness, I can travel through dimensions, and inspire the ability once bestowed by the demon Azazel to control hormones.

After the ancient god made a deal with his human friends, he returned to the deep sea with his family members.

The Demon Hammer was ordered by Cthulhu to be my heart quietly, and was used by me until I died.

Human beings favored by the ancient gods will eventually become Familiars.

I started my old business by myself within two weeks, seduced the blood relatives of daimyo, and completed the arrangement of the singing repertoire amidst the groans of slaves. The whole performance was only Me and my double.

Desire is endless. Even a pure and beautiful nun will fall into the trap after knowing orgasm and carnal desire. Human beings are creatures made of desire. For revenge, I tuned /Taught the 14th brother who was once devoted to the daimyo. That guy was so busy with the concert that he thought he could dominate the country. I was so busy at the time. Although I was dazzled by power and money, this Joy is real.

Using the ability of hormones to make those fakes who replaced me OO at home, exhausted and died, the corpses were burned by me.

During this period, Kaguya Hime came to me, and stayed with me in the Fire Country Daimyo City for a long talk all night, and I deceived her again.

Because she said that she was very angry after being abandoned by me, and then because of the attraction between Chakras, she met two children named Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke. They took it back, but they were persuaded when they beat them unilaterally. His kind of being the only one with Sasuke Uchiha, wanting to be with each other all the time, that kind of determination, the two of them traveling together is also for more Seeing this world clearly, the person who was with Sasuke originally belonged to Itachi, but Naruto Uzumaki was too tightly entangled, and he always said some misleading words, such as: Sasuke, I am your only one, if Sasuke is going to die I can also accompany you. Wherever the person you miss is your destination or something. I also heard from the former Kakashi senior that Uzumaki Naruto said to Sasuke who was about to leave Konoha that his arm was broken. Kick him to death; if the limbs are broken, bite him to death; if the neck is broken, stare him to death; if the eyes are gone, curse him to death; Take Sasuke back from Orochimaru too!What a terrible thought!This Uzumaki Naruto actually thought of his younger brother so much, and asked angrily at Orochimaru, who triumphed over Sasuke Uchiha's power, "Did you fall in love with him?" After Kyuubi exploded, Naruto still hugged Sasuke who came back and pulled his ears. His teammate Haruno Sakura also said that he saw Sasuke and Naruto kissing on the first day of the division, although it was an accident.

But Kaguya Ji faced Naruto and Sasuke, because of the same power, she saw the inner world of the two people, and was immediately moved.

Naruto also began to talk about how he persuaded Brother Itachi to agree to come out with Sasuke, and when he heard that Kaguya Hime also had a sister who always left him, he patted his chest and agreed that Kaguya Hime watched him chasing Sasuke Memories and ideas.

Uchiha Sasuke next to him: "Hmph, the idiot is at the end of the crane."

Then Kaguya Hime burst into tears, what a beautiful friendship (wrong).It is also a beautiful brotherhood (wrong), just like the sisterhood between myself and my sister (worse).

Through Naruto's heart, she saw clearly that her greed all these years from beginning to end was just because she had no sense of security and could not feel love. Entering Naruto's heart was like becoming Naruto, and those emotions were also infected. look at yourself.

Kaguya Hime looked at her innocent younger sister who was no longer as innocent as she used to be behind her. Her eyes were no longer bright. Since when did this start? Looking at this world as if nobody is there, what makes you so desperate.

"Go back to your old life, the days on the moon."

When I heard Kaguya Hime's words, I smiled "cutly".

Is Kaguya Ji being attacked by the best gun? It's ridiculous. In the end, the boss lost to Zui Pao in a nervous manner. I said that Naruto's mouth gun is the most powerful. When I pestered him to learn, he still Avoid me as if you saw something scary.

"Actually, I think so too, everyone will be happy." If things were really that simple, I wouldn't be here, and I would have been buried long ago.

Kaguya Ji said she would wait for me on the moon, but Heijue was strangled to death before she ascended to heaven.

How could I go back to the moon? At this age, I still look like an ignorant and easy-to-deceive girl.

The future waiting for me is probably the lonely deep sea.

But all the decisions I make, I don't regret.

Because I, forever, will not succumb to the fate of suffering.

The author has something to say: The heroine is stimulated again, sometimes some mental patients usually look normal, but some key words can always drive them crazy

I feel that what I wrote about the daimyo nobles and what they did is not excessive enough... I will add more when I have time

Happy 520 everyone, I can only go out to eat buffet with two people when I am single hahaha