[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

In XXXX, Kujo Jotaro and his grandfather Joseph Joestar went to Egypt to break the curse of DIO. During the trip, they met many like-minded friends, and they had only fifty days left.

And DIO got a powerful servant, a little girl, said to be a little girl, but the physical body can confront the double, and the ability of the double is also strange, although DIO has planted a controllable granulation on her head, but the girl Sometimes it will not be controlled, but it will sarcastically ridicule Mr. DIO.

For example, Master DIO mercifully asked her to come to bed, but she brought a whip and a candle and called DIO a sow, and Master DIO was in a good mood and scolded the bastards back.

As a loyal housekeeper, how could Little Darby allow someone to insult his favorite Lord DIO, so he teamed up with another servant, Vanilla Ice, to teach that woman a lesson.

It failed.

She also snatched all the games and figures from Little Darby like a robber.

"People like you should go to hell!! Give me back my little square face!!" Little Darby was beaten to the ground by the woman, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and his eyes were filled with tears. Only then did he think of his brother Dada Bi, although this is not reconciled, but for the game figure and the small square face...

The vanilla ice was directly knocked out and thrown into the trash can.

When Darby knew that his younger brother was being bullied, his first reaction was to laugh at his younger brother. He was actually defeated by a woman, and then he was speechless. Your brother and I are the invincible gambling king. I have plenty of money. I want games and figures. , It’s fine if you can’t buy it anymore.

Little Darby said no, because he had lined up to buy those things, especially the figurines, which had a collector's edition and a practical edition, and had been injected with his spiritual power to completely communicate with each other.

Dabi's promise to his younger brother's gambling was not for his little toys, but for this woman who appeared in Egypt out of thin air. After all, he became Lord Dio's confidant so quickly, so he must be a powerful and ruthless character.

The result is completely different from the image that Big Darby imagined. Little Darby also described her appearance as an ugly devil. As a woman, she is not slender at all, with a gloomy temperament and white hair.

The woman didn't follow the routine, and when she saw the Darby brothers beat up without saying a word, the big Darby was beaten to the point of bleeding, and then she said angrily to the little Darby, "You actually asked the parents to block me? Today I will convince you to lose! If I win, I will beat you up, and if I lose, I will overturn the table and feed you/shit!"

"No matter how you look at it, I will be the one who suffers! Forget it, I will definitely win this time. If you lose, you have to give me back my things and your soul!" Little Darby was afraid of this. Crazy woman, but for the sake of her square face, he gambled.

The elder brother with a bruised nose and swollen face shook his head helplessly and angrily.

After hearing this, the woman shook her head and smiled: "It's really stupid Odoudou." Then she found a BL game called Okinawa Lolita Island from the game pile. I was deceived, I bought this game and thought it was really Lolita Island, who knew that the protagonists are actually all middle-aged, fat and hairy men with various muscles and fat, so I haven’t played it all the time, this time I want to get back the figurine game , Little Darby proposed to compete with the group of middle-aged men with stinky body and thick hair. Little Darby is full of confidence. He is a genius among geniuses. He is invincible in games. In terms of brains, he thinks he must be smarter than this woman , so he took the route of pure love, ambiguous and unable to distinguish between love and friendship, but the woman he wanted to defeat made an astonishing move, she walked on R18!Using a substitute to cheat to see her choices, all of them are minefields!As a love game, it is impossible for anyone to choose!But she's just playing the tune/godmother/pig game, and it's all wrong.

Little Darby didn't know that the game could be played like this. Looking at the uncles who were full of mosaics on the girl's computer screen opposite, Little Darby felt a little nauseous.

Unexpectedly, the woman said: "Ah, I feel excited, let me have a unilateral blow to you, and I will insert/you."

Little Darby, whose girlfriend is snatched away by his brother every time, feels turbulent.

Then he also planned to drive the R18 route. Sure enough, the R18 strategy was the fastest, opening up a new world.

Finally, both of them were the last one left, and Xiao Darby planned to take the route of turning back the prodigal son, while the woman on the opposite computer asked out the target of the capture, and started frantically tapping the target's nipples/tips with the buttons on the controller! ! ! !

Favorability is rising crazily!

Little Darby was in a hurry, gave up his original plan, and started to frantically click on the □□ of the target.

The two clicked the handle buttons frantically, and Darby's stand-in was no longer needed. This ability to read people's hearts was useless in speed battles.

The fingers were like the speed of light, and they swung rapidly on the handle buttons. Both of them were sweating profusely and panting, and their fingers could emit sparks when they smoked.

Little Darby lost, and the character he controlled was sent to prison by the npc.

He lost and shouted: "How is it possible! I'm a genius!!"

"Naive! It's because the protagonist you manipulated is so easy to bully! A good guy suddenly turns bad, who will die if you don't die?!"

After this, little Darby was honest.

For Jotaro, the adventure has finally come to an end.

When they arrived in Cairo, Egypt, they took the photo written by Joseph "The Hermit's Purple" and looked for the mansion in the photo. When they were searching separately, Izzy, the dog king of the United States, met the substitute messenger' Pet Shop', that's a falcon with the ability to freeze, and at the same time it's moving with a white-haired woman, that woman is called 'the most annoying person' by the guy from 'Pet Shop'.

Izzy was followed by the owner of the dog who was tortured and killed by the 'pet shop'. That little boy could even sacrifice his life for his dog, so he couldn't ignore it. Children who like dogs are not bad people.

Izzy wanted to lure away the pet shop and summoned a substitute, but the white-haired woman came out of nowhere, hugged herself, and attacked her with the sand of the substitute, but the attack was crushed at that moment, strangely The ability is too strong!In the midst of despair, Izzy heard the woman say.

"It's so cute, like a baby, kiss, would you like to kiss me?"

What are you doing!Damn dear, crazy woman!Who wants to kiss you!

The icicle attack from the pet shop suddenly hit, regardless of whether the attack was enemy or friend, the icicle scratched the woman's neck.

Is this silly bird crazy? !Even his companions will attack! ?

The injured white-haired woman said loudly to the pet shop: "You bird is sick!? I only want to team up with you because you are cute. If so, don't blame me for being ruthless. I want to be with this dog. Form a team!" By the way, he stretched out his hand and slapped the bird.

The pet shop is not a vegetarian either, it has long been annoyed to see this bitch who surrounds DIO every day.

Then the man fought one bird at a time.

The pet shop shot icicles at the woman coldly, and Izzy took advantage of this moment to hide, and happened to see the mansion they had been looking for, and left the block with the sluggish little boy, and hurried back to find Jotaro .

When Jotaro and Kakyoin came running with Izzy, he saw that relative who made his head big was fighting a bird. Although his hair had turned white, the impressive figure was still gone all at once. Recognizing it, the woman shouted to herself: "Lushan Shenglongba," and beat the bird flying with ice with her fist.

Then she looked to her side, "Look at the fart! Hey, do you know that!" Then she paused, ah, and then shouted: "Kujo Jotaro!! Lord DIO's enemy! Here I come Take your dog's life!!" Kakyoin next to her saw a familiar granulation on her head, "Jotaro, she is controlled by DIO!"

"Then hit two-thirds to death." Jotaro raised his fist.

Kakyoin: "Well, that's not necessary, just knock me out..."

No one knows that embarrassing relative better than Jotaro. He has trouble walking, has a big mouth and likes to spread rumors, and his head is sick, but he can't ignore it!Why……

Jotaro joins the fight, fighting the white-haired woman instead of the pet shop that can't recover.

"Look at my dragon roar!" Jotaro felt the malice of the world, his cousin farted in his face, enraged him all of a sudden, and beat him to death. Granulation's fault.

Jotaro chuckled, "When that ghost thing is taken off, you will know what kind of person she is." Then he used the strength and speed of the Platinum Star and the barrier opened by the Green Emperor to trap Beep.

Then I heard the trapped woman yelling: "You want to be with the DIO group/P, how can you leave me alone!" Breaking free from the shackles, she ran to the mansion where DIO was located like a mad dog, and used her ability to move the house A big hole was blasted.

Seeing this situation, Jotaro wanted to make a quick decision, and said to Kakyoin, "Kakyoin, take off your clothes."

"Huh? Why, aren't you fighting now?!"

"This woman likes slender and beautiful boys. You are the slenderest here. Take off your clothes and try."

Kakyoin looked at Jotaro, as if he was joking, and then looked at the mad woman on the opposite side. She was holding a piece of wood and imitating a beaver to crack wood. After breaking the wood, she shouted: "Or Not enough! I want to use your bodies to build my castle! Those who disobey me will put your head in your own asshole!!" Jotaro was angry, because he couldn't catch her no matter what, slippery Like a loach, use all your strengths to hide and hide without fighting, destroying public facilities to make people happy, such as catching a woman and shaving her head bald, or grabbing a random person and tearing her clothes to make people naked/undressed. After these things, she used her ability to destroy buildings, and DIO's mansion finally couldn't stand the destruction of this ability.

Kakyoin blushed resignedly and took off her school uniform, revealing a healthy body. The boy who was always dressed conservatively suddenly showed his upper body in public, and he was still not used to it. After Kakyoin took off his clothes, he took out a wooden stick. He didn't know how to do it. He gnawed on the wooden stick with his teeth and turned it into a man's appearance. Very evil.

For a moment, she was careless, Jotaro's Platinum Star took this opportunity to hug her tightly, the emperor's green became a rope and tied her, Jotaro pulled/pull out the granulation on the woman's head very roughly .

Kakyoin hurriedly put on his clothes after finishing the work. Polnarev, Abdel and Mr. Joseph also rushed over because of the noise, and found that the person who fell on the ground was someone he knew. Joseph was surprised, why did the beep Appearing here, Polnarev said with a smile, isn't this the girl who asked Jotaro to help with the problem in the desert?

Then the woman on the ground opened her eyes suddenly, shouted: "Wonderful flesh//body," got up and sat up.

When I recovered myself, I thought DIO, this guy thought I was my own descendant?The crazy guy actually let me be his slave! !When he was with the girl group P, he let me watch from the side!Let me wipe his ass for murder, unforgivable! !It has been used for such a long time!I even washed his feet!He also called me a bastard! !I can scold him and beat him, but he can't scold me for dominating me, and won't give me a penny after working for so long!Remember he seems to have a lot of gold.

When I regained my senses, I looked at Jotaro and his group, looked at the sky again, and said seriously: "I have a way to defeat DIO, he is a vampire, and his subordinate Vanilla Ice is also a vampire, it is daytime, take advantage of the sunshine Let's push DIO's house!"

Others said: "What a different approach!"

Joseph said: "But it's too late to find someone to move the house now. Your aunt Holly is still ill and can't wait any longer..."

I stopped Joseph's words: "It's okay! I'll come! The houses in this whole block were pushed by me. I just flattened the roof of DIO's house. The butler, Darby, is a cute abandoned house. Let me bring it on!"

Then a group of them and I destroyed DIO’s house, and Vanilla Ice died in the sight of the light. Little Darby, who was addicted to the vicious circle of failure and couldn’t extricate himself, was forced to come out to a duel with me. I looked at Little Darby and smiled. I got out of the big golden gang log that I had been carrying in my backpack all the time. I stole it. He was afraid that I would take it away and he secretly buried the big golden gang log in the grass in the backyard. He is so innocent and cute.

When he rushed over anxiously, I picked up my teeth and took a bite at the gold figure, and I should have licked it twice.

I bit the figurine, and Darby looked as if he was the one who was hurt, and then I handed the figurine to Jotaro, with a look, he understood, and Platinum Star bent the figurine with force.

"No!!!!" With a scream, little Darby fainted.

DIO wanted to escape, but it was still daytime outside, and it would be dark in an hour, so he wanted to take a gamble and hold on, the night was his world!That woman is abominable, and her offspring are just as vile (big mistake).

Jotaro and his team walked in through the destroyed gate in such a careless manner, a piece of ruins, and led their white-haired girl skillfully picking at the bricks and tiles, saying: "DIO may be hidden under these tiles, hurry up and find them." , as long as we are in the sun, we are invincible!"

When he found DIO's Kakyoin, he felt the familiar feeling of vomiting under a certain pile of ruins, and when he opened it, it turned out to be DIO curled up in the darkness.

Dio pretended to be very handsome, and whispered to Kakyoin: "Aren't we friends?"

"Who the fuck is your friend, Jotaro, I found it!"

"wryy..."

I stretched out my hand and grabbed DIO, but he couldn't survive, and he still bit me with his teeth. In a hurry, I decided to use the aggressive method, and shouted: "You like to eat men's dirty things! Go to hell!"

"You're as bad as your grandma! Wryyyyy!!! If it wasn't for the sun! You'd all be dead you lying bastard!"

I turned around and greeted Jotaro, who had been watching the show, "What are you looking at, what expression is that on your face, hurry up and help!"

DIO wants time to be suspended, but even if time is suspended, the sun is still the sun, and it can't run at all, which is really hopeless.

"Did you forget that when you were a child, you OO'd with a beggar for £1? Oh, no, it should be said that your favorite is the props in my hand. I can make you feel good with just my fingers, and you poisoned me." , today you must die!"

He was shocked when he heard what I said, "You! You are still! Impossible, you are human! When you were controlled, you clearly said that it was your grandmother!"

"I like talking nonsense the most, hehehe pissed you off."

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I secretly discussed with Abdru who used fire to burn the pile of rubble, Joseph was in charge of cleaning up, and then used Kakyoin’s emerald spray to spray DIO’s face every three seconds to harass him, and Jotaro was my bodyguard, Ichi As cute as a dog, I squatted next to DIO and said something mocking him in the sun: "Oh, you still want to control me? Just you? How can a slave turn into a master! Look at your dog face You actually took Joestar’s body, are you gay? Because Britain did not allow such emotions to exist at that time, so you were depressed to the point of perversion? You still like to drink? It’s exactly the same as your dead ghost father.. .....Bring wine! I want to drink! You and your father are carved out of the same mold, hehe, "I imitated the alcoholic and pretended to be drinking.

"Bitch, shut up!" DIO hates it when someone compares him to his scumbag father, especially a person who knows his past and real name, DIO is no longer DIO, but Dio Brando.

Whether it’s in the sun or not, he reached out and grabbed my collar, the sun burned his skin, but he still didn’t let go: “Then let’s die together!”

Seeing this scene, Joseph wanted to come up to stop me, so I stretched out my hand to stop him: "No, alas, just understand that you can't have a crush on him and become a poor man with a psychopath. not going down..."

Polnarev: "That's not something a little girl should say! You really deserve to be Jotaro's sister!"

Kakyoin: "...Jotaro's younger sister is amazing."

Jotaro decided not to say anything, as saying anything would only make the scene more chaotic.

Dio's eyes were red with anger, his forehead was covered with blue veins, and he growled: "You trash who likes to lie!" I saw that I had no way out, and then I looked at the stinky woman who insulted me and spread rumors and slanders. She used both the double and the body, and strangled my neck with four hands: "If I die, you will die too!!"

"I went to NM! It's your OO who likes the props I bought, and OO is still sucking on my fingers tightly to prevent me from coming out!" DIO's hands were destroyed by the sun, full of resentment towards me, the whole person was wryyyyy Destroyed with a cry.

Polnarev stood aside and said, "Well...is this considered a success? Jotaro's sister is amazing, but it's better for girls not to say that kind of thing."

I took a breath of fresh air and said indignantly: "He also made me watch and fuck with other people! Let me be his foot-washing maid! Fuck you! This disgusting bedbug deserves to be fucked! I Go get the gold from DIO's collection! Don't any of you compete with me!"

In this way, the trip to Egypt ended inexplicably, and DIO was also defeated inexplicably. After DIO died, Jotaro also awakened a strange ability, and the time was suspended, but it was only five seconds. Everyone was happy, only one person was not happy.

that is because! !

DIO's gold is TM poisonous!I found gold coins and gems, and thought about biting them first, they were all pure gold, but when I stood up happily, my stomach hurt, and I was not in the mood to take gold, so I quickly stuffed a lot into my mouth, ouch After a long time, the doctor from the SPW consortium flew over to diagnose me and said that it was food poisoning, I had taken rat poison, and had to wash my intestines.

And the gold is not gold, it's just gold coins made of iron painted with gold paint.

DIO, you fucking fake gold just to pretend to be cool! ! ! ?Even if it's fake, put rat poison in it! !If I knew earlier, I shouldn't let him die so easily! ! !

After three days of diarrhea and fainting, I went back to Kujo House and stayed on the bed. Aunt He Li was in good health. Jotaro and his little friends got together to have a meal to celebrate, and they dragged me I asked, what happened in the desert, and when I was sick, I got angry when I talked about it, and I started talking about my previous experience, and then I remembered that Jotaro, the guy who allowed me to go to the Transfiguration Meter, said to Jotaro I was very dissatisfied. I was tricked into being a shapeshifter. I ate pickled radish every day. The better one was salted fish. I couldn’t even eat a few bites of meat. The woman who claims to be my older sister is obsessed with trying to get fit, and it's so hard.

Jotaro took a bite of fried shrimp: "Oh."

"It's just one! Let me tell you that when I asked you to do the questions, I was in someone else's chrysanthemum. Who knew that I helped him and was betrayed! I was also robbed of the band. In order to get revenge on this person, I had to open a group Xparty It's..."

"Ahem, don't say something strange, Holly, I want to drink some beer, please bring it to Dad." Joseph didn't want his daughter to hear these strange words and sent her away.

Others were stunned when they heard my story, especially Polnarev, who didn’t have time to eat after listening to me, and would push delicious food in front of me because of my young age.

Look at Kujo Jotaro again, his food is quite delicious.

I suddenly remembered that when Jotaro caught me in Egypt, he asked that Kakyoin to take off his clothes. I said this and praised: "Oh, I didn't expect Jotaro, you usually have five people and six people, and you care about me. Is this a blind date for me? Does that mean that Kakyoin will be my boyfriend in the future? Does it matter how I play with him?"

"Forget it, I don't have a blessing to bear it, forget it..." Huajingyuan said hurriedly in fright.

Joseph said at this time: "Speaking of which, there was a letter from Italy before, because you were not at home, so Holly put it away, it should be in your room, and the mafia over there is looking for it You, a group of people in black clothes, say you are Vongola or something, as an American, I don’t know Italian gangsters very well, but their Jiudaimu is my friend, have you provoked someone else?”

While drinking water, I sprayed it all out with a "poof", which happened to spray on the face of Polnarev who was eating, and even choked on my own saliva.

I'm so desperate, too!

I ate hastily and ran back to my room to find the letter.

For those who stayed, Jotaro heaved a long sigh, Kakyoin patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, Polnarev said with a smile: "You are a pretty little sister, Jotaro don't have such a scary expression, we This victory is thanks to her, as an older brother, he should pamper his younger sister..."

"Then let's switch," Jotaro said.

"Forget it, forget it..."

Abdel thought of something, raised his head and asked Joseph: "Mr. Joseph, is it she who you said you wanted to find someone?"

"Um......"

When I returned to my room, I opened the drawer to look for letters, and found a white envelope.

Miss Beep:

We cordially invite you to our dinner in Vongola, Italy.

By the way, we found the person you were looking for.

Vengley

The date on the small piece of paper is two days later?I didn't want to go when I saw Pengo Lie, but they said they found the person I was looking for, so I needed to go and see. How did they know?It had a phone number on it, texted that number and told them I was going to pick me up.

Even if you see Tsunayoshi Sawada and the others, you must face the future with a smile, Director Kim smiles.jpg

The author has something to say: Heroine: I'm going to face the protagonist of the boy manga again. This feeling is like eating a lot of flies in the throat.

I suddenly wanted to write a stalk about Liu Zhoucheng’s cooking in the kitchen alone, hahaha, that’s so funny