[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

Not long after, the group of people who wanted to arrest me came to Fuyuki City. I had to hide in the sewer and bring a doctor with me as a food reserve. Of course, he didn't know this.

What makes me dissatisfied is that when the video and news I shot were sent to the newspaper, everyone thought it was a prank. The civilians that Wang fought were brainwashed, giving them all amnesia and repairing the ruined streets.

Damn Academy City! !

The doctor stroked the mouse in his arms, stretched out his fingers like a sissy, and gestured: "What am I talking about, it doesn't work at all." Frustrated, I borrowed some money from Weber and went to an Internet cafe to surf the Internet in disguise, and gave it to Tosaka Tokiomi Under the head, the hot body of the female star of the /A/ film was uploaded on P, and made into a [-]D animation MMD and submitted it to nico.

Then I checked the story of Gilgamesh and the deeds of other heroic spirits, took out a small notebook and wrote it down, and drew a big red circle on the radical group of the old man in the mountain.

I called Dr. Sato and Emperor Weber to come to the private room of the Internet cafe. I took out the canned herring that I had bought. I sealed fifty cans of herring that had been opened in advance and put them in a vacuum-tight plastic box, ready to send them to Weber’s teacher. Kenneth.

After hearing my plan, Weber felt that it was just a canned food and it was no big deal, and Kenneth would definitely be mad. Iskandar the Conqueror said that he also wanted to try it. Trying terrible food is also a show of courage.

Dr. Sato left the private room silently. I took out an unopened can of canned food. I took off my shirt and only put on my corset. The clothes were used as a mask to cover my mouth and nose. I gently and slowly opened a can of herring.

Who knew this can would get waterlogged!The stench of water stained my hands and sprayed on my pants. Weber was even worse, all over his face. The King of Conquerors scratched his head, smelled it and said, "It's nothing, it's just the smell of rot." Then It was a slap to the master's back.

"Ugh!" Weber couldn't hold back and vomited directly in the private room of the Internet cafe.

The door of the private room of the Internet cafe was knocked on: "I am the network administrator!! We are an Internet cafe, not a toilet!! How can you shit here!"

The network administrator actually slandered us for shitting in the private room of the Internet cafe! ?He wanted to put the canned herring on top of Weber's head, but he didn't put it down. When he wanted to pour it, Iskandar took it with his big hand, and the smelly and rotten canned herring fell on his hand.

It's over, you will be fined!Internet cafe carpet should not have much money, this carpet is useless, and the smell of rotting corpses can't go away.

We left the doctor behind, hacked through the wall and ran.

After returning home, no matter how much I took a shower, the bad smell would not go away. Iskandar also asked me, what kind of person would eat such food.

I chuckled, "Danish."

Wei Bo couldn't bear to use such a thing to persecute his teacher. He would vomit just by smelling it. This woman actually planned to force the teacher to eat a rotten fish without handing in the Command Seal. It's too scary!

Qing Wang led the team to arrest people, but they met with the Academy City and the Magic Association. Those people seemed to want a test product to realize their ambitions, and frequently stumbled the Qing team.

And I anonymously gave the address of the murderer Akutagawa Ryunosuke to the Qinggumi, and asked them to face off against Bluebeard Gilles de Rais, who also has superpowers, to see who is better.

After receiving the anonymous report, the Youth Group did find out that things couldn't be any more busy. They found that this matter was very complicated, and it involved things that happened hundreds of years ago, and the appearance of the goddess Gaia?King Qing patted the table and said: "Don't worry about anything except arresting people."

After the people in Academy City got the information, they were all smiles and happy. They not only want to get the woman with the magical ability, but also find a way to get the Holy Grail.

The so-called King's Feast, only the kings of heaven and earth can participate. Heroic spirits sit together and talk about their own kingly ways, and respond to the call to realize what kind of ideals they want.

Jin Jinxiu saw me behind the King of Conquerors and wanted to tear me up with her hands. She came up and asked me for gold: "Miscellaneous! Give me back my things!"

Classmate Weber was surprised: "You actually stole something from Heroic Spirit!"

Dr. Sato was surprised: "You have gold and still live in the sewer secretly!"

I turned around and retorted Sato: "Complaining that I treat you badly? The main frame of your bed is a gold glittering pure gold weapon, oh yes, Jin Yingying, I used your necklace as a belt. My ideal..."

"Despicable and shameless thief!!! Kill you!"

"If it falls to the ground, it belongs to nature. If I pick it up, it's mine. And your gold chain always seduces me. You deserve it if you steal it. Who made it shine golden and shone in a healthy color under the light of the street lamps?" , I don’t want to be hungry for rat poison at all.”

King Arthur on the side said to me righteously: "Stealing is wrong!"

"He's so rich, I just took two things and was about to die. A rich man deserves to be stolen! Who made him rich!"

Dr. Sato reminded me: "You seem to be rich too."

"Shut up!! If I hadn't been adopted by Aunt He Li, I would still be making my fortune by gambling now! I helped you get your personal winner! You idiot left me and ran away! Secretly collected my DNA ! Originally there was only one main mission, but you added three to me! Tell me! Did you seek refuge with Tsunayoshi Sawada, did he send you to frame me!!" The more I spoke, the more excited I started to attack the doctor, tearing at the doctor. The doctor was not to be outdone, and shouted: "It's all your fault! You opened the door to a new world for me, and let me meet you, a life mentor who is full of incredible vitality and beautiful and wonderful life! I became like this it was all your fault!"

After hearing this, I froze, and slowly let go of my hand, "Is this how you see me?"

Sato nodded.

I hugged him and we made up instantly.

"Chop Suey, my weapon..."

"Shh! Shut up! At this time, go and pretend to be better for the other two, don't bother me."

"I want to change the fate of Great Britain being destroyed!" said the blond girl.

She is then mocked by the Oldest King and the Conqueror.

The three heroic spirits ignored me and started discussing what kingship is. Jin Shining didn't ask for weapons, but instead joined the conversation with interest, and pretended to take out his own wine for others to taste.

I was about to pick up the cup to drink, but my hand was slapped, and the sweet wine fell to the ground.

Gilgamesh said proudly: "I'm not even a king, and I will not give you the rotten smelly offal that followed me so shamelessly."

His arrogant attitude reminded me of DIO, and me who was once brainwashed by DIO to become his foot-washing maid. It made me gasp all the time. Weber and the doctor patted my back and said : "Don't be angry, don't be angry, hold back, hold back!" When did the two of them reach a consensus, they took turns looking at me and not wanting me to cause trouble, and secretly wanted to return the things I took away from the King of Heroes , They thought I didn't know, but I actually heard it.

Then there is the scene where King Arthur discussed the wish before and was laughed at.

I walked out from behind the King of Conquerors. I couldn’t be flattered by the three views they talked about for a long time. I couldn’t hold back anymore. I said to the girl who was unwilling to accept her fate: "Is it okay to change history even if the world is destroyed? You Have you seen the history of the future? Your people are greedy, colonize everywhere and start wars, kill heretics and witches, if you have been around, they will only be more greedy, rob richer than them, poorer than them It’s slavery, don’t you know which race initiated black slavery first? I remember the history of Holy Grail summoning and you all know a little bit.”

King Arthur retorted: "But if I change history, these will be avoided!"

Gilgamesh's face has been stinking since I started talking, but because of the command spell, he can't get out of it, so he can only sneer: "It's such a despicable thought that only bastards have."

Stimulated by Gilgamesh's words, I thought of DIO who made me suffer, my brain was running fast, and I wanted to see the golden bling but couldn't spit it out, so I said: "Oh, don't say it, you are good too Where to go, with all the abilities and relying on the gods, arrogant and arrogant, what the hell is the virgin/female first/night power? The iron pestle is about to be ground into a needle, and I am afraid that those gods will pretend that I don’t care about them. Hypocrisy, in fact, you don’t want to save Enkidu, so why don’t you kill those gods? Do you want to organize a revolution meeting? In fact, you know it in your heart, but you just dare not, because the ignorant spiritual world will make those gods kick With your nose and face, you are a ridiculous piece of trash, a cowardly bastard."

No, it's not ruthless enough, it needs to be a little more ruthless, and let this guy who looks like DIO cry out in embarrassment.

Jin Shining dropped the golden cup she held in her hand, she was very angry, and wanted to show me some color, because no one can judge his best friend Enkidu in front of him, especially this kind of rubbish.

The Conqueror King laughed loudly: "Oh, after all, it is the idea of ​​people thousands of years later. Don't take it seriously, the King of Heroes."

I sat beside the desperate Weber and said to the King of Conquerors: "Don't say it, King of Conquerors, I have always wanted to say it, how empty you are, conquering the world? After conquering, throw those suffering people down , you keep going until you're bored, the world isn't a computer game, like a kid given a good toy."

Then I took out my mobile phone and looked at King Arthur: "Since the white people slaughtered the Indians and immigrated to the American continent, there have been two shit-stirring sticks that have disturbed the world. I think King Arthur, you should go and see what was disturbed by those white people." In the Middle East world, instead of worrying about the past history here, you might as well think about how to let your descendants learn your humble virtues and do more good things, just like the kind of chicken that eats fried chicken but does not let the slaughterhouse slaughter the chicken Hypocrisy and ignorance, this is what you want to change? Some things in your bones will never change. Robbers will only become more brutal with a strong backing. King Arthur, your way of doing things will not work in the 21st century, just like Like the Koran, they are all outdated, why don’t you take a good look at your present, and want to change history, no matter how strong Great Britain is, I think the world will be destroyed by him.”

After hearing this, King Arthur slapped the table: "I will not allow you to insult my country!"

Excitedly, I opened YouTube and showed King Arthur the video of the recent terrorist/terrorist/attacks in the UK. By the way, I showed her the video of their prime minister leaving the civilians and running away first, and I also broadcast the video of the US stationed in Africa turning local girls into sex/slaves According to the news, the murderers enslaved other races with the worship of King Arthur, and also brought out the African origin theory drawn by a white professor, which means that the whiter the skin, the more advanced the evolution.

It wasn't the white Conqueror and Jin Jingying who were stunned.

As for Weber, who was huddled in the corner, he was learning magic every day, which was equivalent to a semi-closed environment, and he had no chance to touch such dark things, and he felt very uncomfortable.

King Arthur was distraught, she endured the pain and asked me: "Am I really wrong?"

I patted her on the shoulder lovingly: "Your decision is wrong, but your mood is indeed noble and incomparable. I admire you very much, but times have changed. Look at this second-generation ancestor who is as golden as a thousand dollars. Years passed and his descendants began to believe in it, and even the fucking temple was destroyed, and sometimes they were visited by terrorists/terrorists, there were eyeliners from other countries everywhere, and the country also dealt with it every day In order to survive among the big countries, you kings, since you are kings, why don’t you save your people now, when the people in the Mesopotamia encountered the group of heretics, those who did not convert their beliefs would be beheaded , look, isn't Jin Shining happy to sit here and drink after knowing all this?"

Jin Xingxing's movements of drinking became stiff, and he refused to let me say: "Huh, you are not even a king, so don't teach others here, the world is changing so fast, even if I am forgotten by the people, I am the only king in heaven and earth !!"

I approached Jin Xingshan, pretending to be disappointed and said: "Although I am not the king, nor do I have the responsibility on your shoulders, but you are right, your people and descendants are being chased and beaten by terrorists, bombed It doesn't matter if it becomes meat sauce, as long as it doesn't prevent you from sitting in a comfortable seat, drinking and eating meat, and feel happy. Alas, look at how well the old people in the mountains have developed. Thousands of years have passed, radicals□□ It still exists, destroying one ancient civilization after another, very powerful.”

Wei Bo said weakly beside him, "Why do you feel weird when you say that?"

I blocked Weber's mouth: "Shut up quickly! Don't say that if you don't have my strength! It will trigger Schrödinger's **** theory, such as the group of people who surround us now."

I made a series of discriminatory words, which angered the assassins hiding in the dark. They attacked me overwhelmingly. I took out the pig’s hoof hidden in my chest and waved it as a weapon. King Arthur was speechless and shouted at me anxiously. : "Don't provoke them! Let me deal with him!"

The assassin who I brandished with a pig's trotter was also speechless. I don't know why this annoying woman would do this. Is it just because she doesn't eat pork that she waved a pig's trotter at herself? She has a club in her head, so I still killed her.

When the other party was caught off guard, I stuffed the pig's hoof into the assassin's mouth, and the mask was shattered by my force.

Then I took out props and pretended to be a Jew, and waved a circumcision knife in the air like a fool, but no one paid me any attention, and I had no choice but to say the taboo words: XXX is a scum!Do you have 72 virgins/women in heaven after you die!

The assassins began to fire on me.

When I wanted to use the brown note, the King of Heroes cleared the field ahead of time with the Treasure of the King. I was very annoyed that he stole my limelight, but Jin Shining had a happy face, and he was happy to see that I was not happy.

Classmate Weber thought I was also a racist. He felt that he misunderstood me and lost his temper with me unilaterally. The emperor patted him on the shoulder vigorously and asked me with a smile: "It's all acting to attract the enemy, right? Allies?"

The lord of Saber, Emiya Kiritsugu, was pulled out of the darkness by me who was so angry. He expressed his agreement with what I said before, except for the serious racial discrimination and double-standard behavior later, he hoped that I could leave Weber and be with him. Form an alliance to create a better world and world peace.

I looked at this group of people and said calmly: "It can't be done, the Holy Grail has been polluted."

Others were shocked and asked how I knew.

I said, "If you don't believe me, just keep fighting. Anyway, it doesn't matter if you destroy Fuyuki City."

Emiya Kiritsugu refused to listen, thinking it was my despicable cover-up, and insisted on continuing to fight.

King Arthur was talked about by me before, and she no longer wants to fight the Holy Grail War. Now she just wants to buy a plane ticket back to England to go to Avalon to be a quiet witness, or go to the world to help people in need.

Shi Chen, who sent the familiar to eavesdrop, expressed that he was shocked. Jin Xing said to him that the Holy Grail War was not at all pleasant and very unmotivated, and he didn't want the cup anymore. The only goal was to kill that disgusting woman. Head, I heard that Tohsaka's house was destroyed, Zouken Matou was killed, and the church also joined forces with the Academy of Sciences to capture a photo from the newspaper. It was a photo of her daughter Sakura buried in a pile of insects. Now her daughter Sakura is missing Unknown, it is said that Kariya Matou who participated in the Holy Grail War is also missing.

Tohsaka Aoi knew what happened to Sakura, and she was in pain. The always gentle woman lost her temper because of her daughter. She went out to find her daughter like crazy. Tohsaka Rin cried because of what happened to Sakura. She didn't know what to do when she was young. done.

Matou Kariya and Tohsaka Sakura have actually been sent to Scepter4 by BEE.

Although Qing Wang wants to arrest himself, he is a national civil servant after all, and he can handle this kind of thing well if he wants to deal with it. Matou Kariya was beeped with ecstasy soup. He heard that it would make Tosaka Tokiomi unlucky. He was happy He agreed to all Beep's requests, and lived with Sakura in the dormitory arranged for him by the green group. From time to time, people came to learn about things like the Holy Grail War and magic.

The emperor and Wei Bo went home to play games. I saw that Emiya Kiritsugu couldn't chew this piece of meat, so I realized that this person wanted world peace as crazy as I wanted, which was exactly what I wanted.

All that remains is to find Kenneth, the master of the spearmen, who has asked Dr. Sato to pretend to be a courier to deliver a courier to them, and a letter written by me is also attached.

Kenneth had already opened the package full of herring cans, which was full of stench. Sola used this as an excuse to insult and humiliate him and forced Diarmuid to leave the room full of stench.

This love-struck man saw me coming and yelled ferociously: "Do you all like that man!! I'm going to kill you!" The man who was hurt by his fiancee's words wanted to fight me to the death. Me, I will lift his fiancee's love spell and return to normal.

Kenneth was a little moved.

I went on to say: "In fact, women like men who are infatuated with themselves. If you can confess your feelings to her, I will help you lift the curse. Are you afraid that your fiancée will not like you? The spearman is loyal to you He is a good man. The reason why he became what he is now is because of the love spell. I can control hormones. Your fiancée is very strong. If you give me the gunman, I will not only lift the spell for you, I will also give you the strategy of chasing girls."

When the knight Diarmuid knew that his master wanted to transfer himself to someone else, he was heartbroken and helpless. This was his own destiny. Seeing that the eyes of the knight with a brilliant appearance were dusted with disappointment, Kenneth picked up the woman and wrote The little note to myself began to read: "Diarmuid, you don't need to blame yourself, we are just tired of the war, it doesn't mean you are bad, I don't hold grudges about you and Sola, I know it's not It's your fault, you are loyal to me, I believe in you, but you have to know, even if I transfer you to someone else, my desire to win is still so strong, I hope you can take my desire with your new The Master fights side by side and honors you, Diarmuid."

Diarmuid was so touched by this, he didn't even think about why Kenneth kept staring at the palm of his hand and talking with a stinking face. He was dazzled by joy and performed a knight salute.

I toned down Sora's love hormones for Diarmuid and gave them to Kenneth, along with a couple of steamy procreative/mating messages that sent them rolling.

Afterwards, Kenneth packed up his things and left the hellish Fuyuki City with his fiancée, and secretly vowed never to return to this place again.

The author has something to say: complain.

The old man in the mountain, the earliest terrorist/terrorist/element in history, a group of radicals, I got to know them and they feel like Dior.

I have never understood the meaning of King Arthur's kingly way, to change the fate of Great Britain being destroyed, and to make that place always strong?In real history, people in that entire region uphold the principle that those who are richer than them will be plundered, and those who are poorer than them will be enslaved. This sentence is said in Doctor Who. If it continues to be strong, I think the earth will be destroyed.

I don’t have much interest in fate, and my favorite person is Matou Kariya, but this person is still a little cowardly about the family’s resistance. I think the best way is for Kariya to use a pinhole camera to record Sakura’s encounters as The evidence is then exposed, why not call the police?

Others...probably my three views are wrong, King Arthur's idea of ​​reckless pursuit of ideals is very naive, and Jin Shining.... After reading his mythical epics and combining history, I am a modern person Accept incompetence...... I really want to hit him. In many fanfictions, some heroines traveled through that era and were bullied, treated as slaves and suffered from Stockholm syndrome. Well, he is good-looking, and Can play, very powerful, but like...

It's better to go directly to communism/communism, the people are the masters of the country, carry out atheism education, make a revolution or something, well, I know that it is impossible for Jin Jinshan to do this.

Had to let the hostess beat him.