[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

Now I am in a very confused state. I just eat and drink every day and watch the white beard talk about the mountains. There is a guy named One Piece in the legend of this world. He has a treasure onepiece that the whole world envies. This started the era of great pirates.

This setting is so stupid, all the inspirational settings of the youth manga are so stupid.

Friendship, hard work, dreams, and that onepiece thing, you will definitely find out in the end what is the shocking secret about the world or that kind of treasure is actually like the partner around you.

I used to have friendships too.

Have I ever had a friendship?

I never had anything, am I one of those cowards who hide themselves in their own world and don't trust anyone?

am I?

Fuxk!How to turn on the introspection mode!Now I don't even have a home!

I suddenly regretted that the first thing I did when I got the Holy Grail was to take revenge. It would be great if I wished that I would become a super beautiful person. Anyway, modern people’s world view is distorted, and beautiful people will be forgiven for everything they do. If I grow up like Ayumi Hamasaki, and then do what I have done, many people will shout: Wow, so cute, so unique!

Think about it, if I was beautiful back then, if I took the donation box and asked for money from the reverse bookmaker, I would definitely have given it to me. Also, when I entered Kujo's house, I was beaten up by Jotaro after I said something bad to Aunt He Li. My face is bleeding, if I become super beautiful, he will definitely not hit me!

What the hell was I thinking, when did I become a loser who started remembering the past?

There is no room for regret in life, so now, we can only continue to live.

"How long are you guys going to stay in the toilet!! Come out quickly!" At this moment, the toilet door was slapped vigorously.

"It's so annoying! Every girl will have all kinds of troubles during puberty, okay?" I got off the toilet, opened the door and walked out.

It is really difficult to find a quiet toilet to think about life.

Then he was hugged by a nurse with big breasts, "Little girl, our Captain Fire Fist is back, why don't you go and have a look!"

"Who is it, is it handsome?"

"Handsome!" The nurse gestured at her body, telling how handsome the Fire Fist was.

Huoquan is a young man with freckles on his face. He wears a strange hat, is shirtless, and is quite tall. He greets everyone warmly.

"Ace, look quickly, this is Dad's new kid."

I refuted the pirate: "I've said it several times, I'm not that old man's child!"

"Hahaha, you said that too, Ace."

"This girl has the super power to make people have diarrhea!"

The young man walked up to me, his sunny smile felt like it was going to blind my eyes, "Hi, I'm Fire Fist Ace! What's your name?"

The other pirates listened intently to our conversation.

Probably because I never told them my name.

"Beep."

"Eh?"

"my name."

Then there was laughter from the people on the boat.

Ace asked me suspiciously: "Is this also a name? It's really strange."

In fact, beep is not my name. Who told me to say the word beep whenever I want to say my original name? Although the system is silent, it still affects me.

In the evening, everyone had a banquet, and I ate a strange piece of meat, which was soft and juicy. The guy next to me told me that it was water meat, a specialty of the city of water.

Just like that, after a few more days of messing around, a courier arrived from Whitebeard's ship, and the package contained a phone bug, and the signature was to beep.

The moment I got the phone bug, it opened its eyes and started talking.

"Do you remember me? I'm Aoi Nakamura."

I was surprised, she came to this world?Wasn't this guy arrested for sex?

"You must be thinking that I was arrested because of sex."

"Can you hear my thoughts?!!"

"No, it's just a guess. In fact, I have been on standby in this world for a long time. We, the rebels, all know about you. Because of our resistance before, some of them died and some escaped. The guy in charge of you should Come here with you, we are watching in the main world, so she has been silent for such a long time, probably because she is afraid of being discovered."

"Wait!! You mean the system doesn't make a sound, but she still looks at me?"

"You can say that, I am going to join forces with you now, you are getting stronger and stronger, don't you want to take this opportunity to be really free, come to Chambord Island and join me!"

"Don't go."

"What? How do you...?"

I said slowly: "I don't care about things like freedom. Whatever you want, it has nothing to do with me anyway. If you do/whatever you do, I quit."

"This is different from what you said! You clearly promised me!" The phone bug began to growl angrily.

I found a chair and sat down: "That was before revenge. Before revenge, it's okay for me to have some fun. People's will will change. Maybe I like eating watermelon today, and I like eating apples tomorrow." maybe."

The phone bug yelled: "Betrayer!!! Damn it!! How can you know our pain with your body intact!"

"So you go and resist, I'm tired and don't want to toss anymore."

"Traitor!! Traitor!! Are you so leisurely and comfortable in this world! I order you to leave!" Nakamura Aoi gave an order, and I felt my feet empty and fell into the darkness. Nakamura Aoi shouted like a demon: "I won't make you happy! You will perish with the system!"

This woman can actually allow people to time travel? !What kind of power does she have.

I didn't expect that I would be hunted down by a vase like the Raiders team in my lifetime.

After traveling through, I fell directly on the roof of other people's houses, and fell on a person. There was a personal flesh pad, and it didn't hurt when I fell, but the guy under me couldn't do it.

"Help...help me, Kagura...Shinpachi..." The natural curly silver hair let out a slight cry for help.

I got off him, my stomach growled, and I opened the sliding door of the room to find something delicious in the refrigerator.

As a result, there is only strawberry milk in the refrigerator of this natural roll.

Then I drank all the milk in this natural roll. After my stomach was full, I started to urinate urgently. When I went to the toilet, I threw the toilet paper into the toilet and blocked it. As soon as the water was flushed, the toilet started to water. I felt a little sick and went straight from the toilet. When I came out, I saw the silver-haired natural curly man kneeling in front of the refrigerator and hitting the floor.

When he saw me, he ran up to me excitedly, and pointed at me, "You woman, why are you so thick-skinned! You smashed the ceiling of other people's houses without authorization, and then drank up all the other people's possessions. Urgent and impolite Go to the bathroom!"

"What do you know, these are all preparations before defeating the Great Demon King."

"You're crazy! I don't care! You're going to lose money!" The silver-haired natural curly hair grabbed my arm and refused to let me go. There was no way, I took out two gold coins from my pocket.

The power of money is great. Natural Juan offered me all the delicious food in his house, and muttered something in his mouth: "Fortunately, it was hidden here and was not discovered by Kagura."

He sat on the sofa with a smile on his face and said, "This is Wanshiwu, what service do you need?"

"Everything house? Is it just willing to do everything?" I asked.

"Yes! As long as it doesn't violate Yinsang's Bushido."

I ate the senbei on the table and started talking about my experience.

The silver-haired natural curly expression got weirder the more I listened, and finally covered my mouth with his hand.

"Okay, you don't need to go on..."

"I haven't finished yet, and then I went to the Pirate World and followed Whitebeard to find onepiece, but I was raped by the leader of the crossing rebel army and called a traitor by her, and then I was exiled to this world."

"Why are your words so ugly, exile?! When silver is a fucking world, anyone can come to the trash can!! Although Luffy always occupies a large part on the cover of jump, but my Yan Yi is on the cover It's also very outstanding! I'm still the no.1 person that girls most want to marry!"

I thought about it, this natural scroll is the protagonist of the comic, if I kidnap him or break the plot, will there be a space-time crack or something.

I stood up quickly, and reached out to hold his hand: "Do you have any unfinished plots here? I will help you solve him, and see if there will be any cracks in time and space."

"You woman! The promotion of the plot is Yinsang's patent! You can't be an undercover agent sent by other comics!"

I then asked: "Do you not have any obsessive childhood, untouchable painful memories, the threesome in the past reduced to a story of parting ways?"

The corners of his mouth twitched, "You are not sent by the orangutan, are you? What do you want to do, let Yin fucking end in advance."

"Oh, by the way, as soon as I mentioned Yin's mother, I remembered it. It seems that in the end your protagonist fought with your former teacher. Your teacher pretended to be dead. He seems to be an alien or something."

"What!!? You made it up!" Natural Juan excitedly held my shoulder.

I clapped his hand and said solemnly: "So that's the case, I know how to do it, and I don't need you anymore." Then I left the Wanshiwu.

This natural scroll is chasing after me, so if you have to ask me to understand, I will say that you, the protagonist, are here to eat and play foolishly, and leave me alone.

Of course, Natural Juan will not give up. He claims to be Sakata Gintoki, a samurai. I told him to go to the general's mansion to kidnap the general and talk to people in the universe.

He said that he was very happy to take me there, and then threw me to a group of police/policemen, saying that someone said that he was going to kidnap the general, and he was suspected of being crazy.

The chestnut head police/policeman handcuffed me without saying a word. I looked back at the natural roll, and the guy waved at me as if nothing happened.

The idiot!I think he is the protagonist of the boy manga, so I believe him!He was such a two-faced guy.

Sakata Gintoki's betrayal made me unhappy, so I wanted to make him unhappy.

"Ahhhh!! I have been with you for so many years, and I even gave you my only valuable ancestral gold coin. How can you turn your face and deny people! I just went to have an abortion a few days ago, and my vitality was seriously injured. I only hope that I can be with you Together, you said that I was crazy and wanted to send me to the police, how can there be a man like you in the world!" I sat on the ground crying, and the chestnut-headed policeman fell down because of my strength. On the ground, my voice became louder, and more and more people watched the excitement at the gate of the police station. Gintoki Sakata looked at the contemptuous eyes of the women around him. He could no longer calm down and fell to the ground Li Zitou and I rushed into the garrison.

"So, Yinshi, have you really failed a woman?" A man who looked like a gorilla interrogated the two of us: "This is not good."

Sakata Gintoki slapped the table: "It's not like that at all! This woman is spreading rumors!!"

"Then how do you explain the two gold coins in your pocket? We checked, and the gold coins are covered with the lady's fingerprints, and yours is only a little bit."

"That is what she is willing to give me!!"

"Of course I know it's voluntary, family heirloom."

Sakata Gintoki gave up his resistance, his ashen face was staring at me with only a pair of blood red eyes, full of resentment.

I pretended to be a female high school student and wept to the gorilla police/policeman: "At first I thought I would be happy like this, but I didn't expect him to be such a man. I know, probably because he thinks I've embarrassed him, woo woo woo."

The orangutan police came over to comfort me, "Don't cry, it's not worth it for such a man, let's face a better future!"

"Mr. Police/Mr. Police, you are such a good man! But how can I face a better future when I am handcuffed here? I don't want to see this man anymore!"

"It's okay, I'll let you go! If someone stops you when you go out, you can say it was Kondo!"

After hearing this, Sakata Gintoki said flatteringly, "Then let me go too, Boss Kondo."

"You can't do it, the vicious man should squat for a few days."

As my figure drifted away, Sakata Gintoki howled unwillingly, and I turned my head to look at him with a mocking expression.

After shaking off the natural curl, I walked out of the bureau, and was stopped by Lizitou, who was dozing off in the yard.

"Where are you going? Do you just want to go? The price of freedom is very expensive."

I said impatiently, "It was a man named Kondo who let me go."

"Of course I know, but Boss Kondo let you go doesn't mean I will let you go, you made me fall so badly."

"Then what do you want? Beat me up?"

Then suddenly there was a collar around my neck, and a rope was tied to it and I was led by Li Zitou.

"Call me master, you sow/pig."

The first time I was treated like this made me feel confused, and then I thought about it, I am the S!

"Lick the floor for me."

"Are you sure you won't let me go? Although it doesn't delay me, it's very annoying."

"Can't you understand human language? Mother/pig, lick the floor for me."

"No, here? Go to your room."

After hearing my words, the teenage brat took me to his room.

Will I do M with such peace of mind?of course not!

After entering the room, I tore off the collar, pulled the rope over his body and approached me. I threw him on the tatami and looked around to see if there were any props to play with.

As a result, I found an unopened jump/egg in his cabinet. You don’t have to buy it.

Chestnut head started to resist, and he became honest after I took off his clothes.

It's not my type, but it's barely a boy.

Then I opened the door to a new world for him.

He was also very cooperative, and he resisted fiercely at first, but then his voice became louder and louder. I was so excited for the first time, and the strength of his fingers became stronger and stronger, and I couldn't help kissing him.

After he was done, he slumped on the tatami and looked at me with a flushed face. If he hadn't put a collar around my neck before, I would really have thought he was a well-behaved boy.

He looked at me for a long time, and then said: "Why don't you take off your clothes? It's not fair, let's switch places next time."

"What are you thinking, and next time? This time is just to teach you a lesson, don't provoke me again, that's it, goodbye." After I finished speaking, I was about to leave, but the guy grabbed my wrist with a horrible expression His mouth was wide open, and there was a strange gurgling sound from his mouth.

"Do you just want to leave like this..."

I couldn't bear it anymore, and I gave him a slap, "I'm annoying you, do you want me to be responsible for you? Do you care that I play with you unilaterally? Why should I undress you, next / A cheap pig has to look like a pig! Don’t make demands on the master!! You are not a noble and beautiful French pig, you are just a rotten Japanese pig!”

Then he was honest, and he stood there in a daze, let go of my wrist, and I left here.

I inquired about the general’s address in Edo, sneaked in in the middle of the night, and a group of idiots watching the gate couldn’t see me. I looked for the general from room to room, and was stopped by a guy in monk’s clothes.

"who are you!"

After he finished speaking, I took out the brown note, and the person on the opposite side just pulled up his pants silently and fell to the ground.

In the end, all the people in the general's mansion were arresting me. I didn't want to make a big fuss, so I hid in a room and used a substitute to tear off the clothes of the soldiers, looking at the group of naked flies like headless flies. Man, I let out a hey hey laugh.

Suddenly, someone behind me patted me.

It was a man with an ancient hairpin. He asked curiously, "Who are you?"

Seeing how weak he was, I approached him with confidence and said, "I'm here to find the general, because I want to mess up the Yin fucking world line so that I can get out of here. Do you know the general? I need to let him know that he has An old man's relatives have always wanted to usurp the throne, and by the way, they cleaned up the group of monks to find the untouchable pain of the protagonist's past."

"You mean to say that the Heavenly Daoists around this house were all beaten by you?"

"Yeah, ah, there's gum around your eyes."

Then the man wiped it off while pretending to touch his face.

He quietly told me that he is actually General Tokugawa, just call him a young general.

I was happy when I heard it, and I punched him, and I accidentally punched him with a nosebleed, but it’s fine if he fainted. I walked out with the general on my shoulders, and shouted in front of everyone: "Fire at me!!"

The author has something to say: I am busy looking for a job recently, and I was enlightened by my friends. It is not easy to do any job. If you want to find fun, just do some hobbies in your free time. I went to interview for advertising design. It’s still the kind that specially designs toilet utensils, go and have a look, if you don’t get along, just resign yourself to fate, hey...