[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

Unexpectedly, I was invited to the office by the grade director, and they said that I was bullying my classmates.

"Beep classmate, if I heard you right, what you said to Mao Ze classmate is 12 times the shadow demon shit, 15 times you laughed at him for not being able to see the sun, like a 40-year-old or an old woman's cunt, and then you made up the music on the spot Sing what the first two said 20 times."

"Oh... no?"

"The other students have seen it! In the male public relations department, you are serious school violence. I have to say that I need to ask your guardian to come."

"Both parents are dead, no guardian, and I'm a little excited because I'm going to fart on Ichinose Takumi's face."

"That's enough, it's just nonsense. I understand that you have been away from home for the past two months. I have already contacted your uncle's house. Your aunt will be here in a while."

"What! I actually have relatives in this world?!"

[Ah]

Oh...forgive me, dear.

[can you not make trouble]

Is this going to cause trouble?The task you gave me is to fart on Takumi Ichinose!It's still the main mission, can you tell me what's going on!

[I have a lot of energy to take care of you after that, I broke up with my boyfriend, I want to install a swear word suppressor in your head]

What?You are not serious are you!

[seriously]

I knew it!As soon as you fall in love, fuck me! nm ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !

An electric current ran through my body, making me feel pain from the inside out.

[Don't think you can swear by chatting with me in a special channel]

[By the way, Ichinose Qiao's main task challenge is too difficult, she is a star, not something you can get in touch with like this]

I have a solution, just pretend to go to the bar to get drunk and promiscuous sex. Men have no resistance to free guns.

[What a despicable woman, then I will give you a new bonus skill: shit monster]

Wrap the whole body of the enemy with nutty and crispy feces, mixed with stinky curry, and enter the enemy's body to make them fuck.

This skill is good, I am very satisfied.

[The release skill is also the flute attached to the brown note, I will keep an eye on you]

…………

After a long time, a woman came to the dean's office, she was still a foreigner.

"I'm really sorry, my child has caused you trouble!"

"No, no, madam, you are the one who has worked hard."

"Come on, little bee, go home with your aunt. You said you wanted to go on a trip. Did you just come back? Why didn't you just go home." The woman took my hand and looked at me worriedly.

"No, Mrs. Kongtiao, I think classmate Beep is..."

"It's so cute!! Girls are cute, come home and cook something delicious for you." Before the dean finished speaking, the woman hugged me.

I was stunned, what, who is she, the system has refurbished the background of my character introduction a few degrees!

When I got home, I saw a Japanese-style mansion.

He is a super rich man! ! ! ! !

"Sorry, little beep, Jotaro went to school and hasn't come back yet, are you hungry?"

"I'm starving to death, just bring me something that's too high-end."

"Hey, it's still so interesting."

Then the woman brought me a plate of cakes, "This flavor is Jotaro's favorite, I don't know if Little Beep likes it or not."

Holding grass, isn't this the most expensive cake sold in the corner cake shop!Give me a big plate at once, happiness comes too suddenly.

System, you are my real mother!You are so kind to me, I will definitely release Dragon Roar on Ichinose Takumi, and I will definitely not let you down this time.

System: Hehe

The woman who brought me back is Kujo Hari, the wife of a musician, the daughter of the world's oil tycoon, and the wife of my father's younger brother in this world.

Am I winning the lottery? Can I open the Onmyoji draw card, will I win the ssr?

She said that my parents were not in a good mood because of the unexpected accident before, so I wanted to relax and go on a trip. After walking for three months, the uncle of the musician is currently on a business trip. She also has a son named Kujo Jotaro, which is me. cousin.

No, I really still want to draw a card.

I said to my aunt in the tone of a female high school student: "Auntie, I don't want to go to Yinglan to go to school anymore. Going to school is so boring, and I don't have any friends. My dream is to open a casino."

"Okay then, let you go to school with Jotaro, okay? Jotaro can take care of you if you have something to do."

"It's an ordinary school, right?"

As dusk approached, "I'm back" came from the entrance, a man's voice?Is it my cousin?

Curious to go and have a look.

"I'm a strong man of grass, are you a high school student?" Look at the man in school uniform and hat at the door, the male god's muscles should be 1.9 meters high, high school student?No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it! !

"Huh? It's you." Then he ignored me and took off my shoes and walked straight in.

Well, it looks very fierce, it's better not to provoke rich relatives, be honest.

In the evening, I ate very well. My aunt told my cousin that I was going to transfer to another school, so that we could get along well in the future.

"Got it, mother-in-law."

Wow, it's still a secondary illness.

So, after I confirmed that there was nothing wrong with going through the transfer procedures these days, I started to look for Ichinose Qiao's traces, and wrote down the bars their band often went to all night, and also remembered what kind of girls he liked , what if he doesn't like how I dress like a bitch and doesn't choose me!

The next day, I immediately went to the commercial street to buy a set of pure white lotus suits. In order to complete the task, I even wore the skirts I didn't like to wear the most.

He said hello to Heli Kujo and said that he was going to a celebrity meeting and would not be back at night, so he prepared his things and put on makeup and set off.

I did not expect to be so lucky that night. The bar I checked on the Internet really met the TRAPNEST party. I prepared the autograph and signature pens I bought casually on the street. Pure smile, very good, I am about to fall in love with myself, tidied up the white skirt on my body, and walked towards them.

"TRAPNEST! I like you guys so much! Especially Ichinose Qiao, can you sign me?"

"Look who it is? A cute little fan."

"skillful……"

"Don't look at me, I don't know her." Very well, the one with the long hair is Ichinose coincidence.

wrong……

I couldn't see clearly from a distance before, but now I can see clearly when I get close.

The thing on Ichinose Qiao's shoulder is...

There was an embryo-like thing lying on his shoulder, the umbilical cord was connected to his arm, the whole undeveloped body was still squirming on the shoulder, Ichinose could feel him moving, disgusted and didn't want to touch it with his hand .

"Seriously, can you really not see it, the one on the shoulder." He also moved his shoulder.

"Coincidentally, are you too tired recently? Don't work so hard. You need to rest."

"Again, it's a hallucination..."

"It's not a hallucination, I can see it too." I stepped forward and said to Ichinose Qiao: "Is it that baby embryo?"

His eyes lit up all of a sudden, as if he had found a savior, and he said to me: "It's really not my hallucination, it's true, right?"

That's right, I know this thing, I once dealt with this monster, and won the title of "Abortion Master".

I leaned into his ear and said, "This is not a place to talk, go to a quiet place."

Then he took me to the alley behind the bar.

"I have a way to get rid of him, will you believe me." I said to him.

"There is nothing we can do now. He has been with me for three months. What can you do?"

"Abortion."

"What?! But I'm a man! How?"

"It will definitely keep you safe, and you don't want to wait for him to grow bigger and bigger until you can't stand up under his pressure, and then wait until the time is right to bite your head off, right?" I said earnestly Said: "I used to fight this kind of monster. All the people in the hospital died. Those people died with this group of monsters. Only I survived. I have the mission to get rid of him, which can be regarded as a kindness to the dead. There's an explanation, and what's even scarier is that those babies are all Nazis."

"First of all, I want to ask you, is there any woman with woman xx before that is not right."

Ichinose thought for a while: "No, what does this have to do with xx?"

"Because only women have egg cells to have children, you are so stupid, well, I will take you to a maternity hospital secretly, and then help you abort."

"This approach sounds ridiculous."

"Why, the big star still can't get rid of this face, so just dress casually and dress up like a cheap bitch on the street at night, that's all right for the head office."

"You let me wear women's clothes?!"

"Do you have any way to let a man enter the operating room openly?"

He was silent, and at this moment, the embryo on Ichinose Qiao's shoulder moved and began to change shape, more like a baby, with a string of German words "*#@~#" squirming out of his mouth.

"He's grown up again and is a /// Nazi."

Seeing that he was still silent, I gritted my teeth and said, "I'll prepare clothes for you. I'll make sure you look like a bitch in a bitch. Don't worry, put on the mask and I'll take you to change."

He obediently followed me and went back to Kujo's house. When he went back in the middle of the night, he happened to meet Jotaro Kujo who came out to drink water. Ichinose and I were groping around the house furtively. He thought it was a thief. Ichinose Takumi was knocked flying with one punch.

"What are you doing!! What if you die!" I exclaimed loudly.

"Who knows who the black light is, and don't take the strange man home."

"He is Takashi Ichinose from TRAPNEST. He is in trouble. I am going to take him to prepare for an abortion."

"..." Jotaro paused, and after saying "That's enough", he asked me, "When I first met you, I wanted to ask, are you mentally ill."

"what?"

"You always say strange things, and you always think that such inexplicable ideas are right."

"Facts have proved that I am right, you are so annoying, if you don't want to help, get out of here." I don't want to discuss whether I have a mental illness with a 1.9-meter-high high school student.

In the end, he dragged me into the room for me.

Then he said that he was afraid that I would do strange things to this man and he would watch me here.

"Oh, then come here and take his clothes off, I'm going to make him the most bitchy bitch in the world."

"..."

Unexpectedly, Ichinose Qiao woke up during the process of undressing, so he should take it off by himself.

"You want me to wear your clothes? Won't it be small," he said, picking up the skirt I prepared for him.

"Don't worry, I'm 175, and I wear xxl, you can definitely wear it."

Then I remembered something, and said to him: "After the abortion, I will fight this thing, so I need to release the dragon roar at you with the flame, which is to fart a huge fart at you and the lighter."

Ichinose Ko was stunned, looking like she wanted to say something, opened her mouth for a long time but couldn't make a sound, struggled for a long time, then seemed to let go of something, and said to me: "Okay, as long as you can get rid of him, you can .”

"I don't know why I trust you so much..."

"Wish us luck, handsome."

The author has something to say: The heroine has performed abortions on men, haha, anyone who has played the stick of truth in South Park should know this, I am now considering whether to arrange for another heroine to take cold medicine and become addicted to hallucinations Overwhelming plot, I feel like my heroine is gambling and taking drugs hahahahahaha