[Zhongyingmei] The little angels of the big ones

Have you ever seen Kappa in Japanese cartoons?It's the kind of monster that is covered in green, lying in the pond every day, especially likes water, and whose head...becomes bald into a perfectly round shape.

His Royal Highness the Second Prince of Asgard's current hairstyle is not much more than that of the traditional Japanese monster Kappa.

Let's applaud Mr. Groot, the soul barber and tree man!With such a pair of magical hands, Mr. Groot deserves to be the greatest stylist of this century!Be worthy of being a warrior who guards the galaxy!It is worthy of being the most dazzling and handsome potted plant in Guardians of the Galaxy!Worthy of being the king of popularity!

Mr. Groot, the little tree man, is a well-deserved fashion master!Walking human (tree) fashion standard!

"Oh, NO!" Rocket sat in the driver's seat and almost bit his teeth. "Groot, look what you have done?!" The group of God's Domain people in Asgard are not so easy to deal with.That Thor is stupid, stupid and defensive, and the God of Lies lying in their spaceship is bad, treacherous and ruthless.

"I'm Groot!" The little tree man sat on Rocket's shoulders and cried out dissatisfied with his friend's tone.

"Hey hey hey, we're going to the earth soon!" Star-lord is worthy of being a creature with half human blood, he thinks the best way is to pretend that he doesn't know anything - they don't know that the man on the spaceship has been picked up The man with nothing left but a pair of bullet underwear is the second prince of Asgard (Star-Lord: These underwear are so fucking coquettish), I don’t know that the man who was beaten all the way by the earth star is Loki, and I don’t know that Why do men suddenly go bald?

They just earn extra money and send a kindhearted girl home from a lost Earth star. They don't know anything else.

"Look, Rosa, you're going home." Star-Lord pointed to the dazzling scenery outside the cockpit, beckoning to their passengers.

Rosa held a bundle of rope that fell from the ceiling for some reason, and her eyes widened, "Wow..." It was beautiful.

"Uh, Rosa, your friend is about to sit up." Xingjue was a little anxious.He already gave the little girl the rope, why didn't the other party quickly tie up Loki?Although the second prince of Asgard is not as powerful as his brother Thor, he is also a figure who resounds throughout the nine worlds. If Loki starts a storm on his spaceship, it will be based on him and Rocket, Groot and that Little Earth Star girl, why don't they crash the plane?

The people of Shenyu can fly and have good physical fitness, but he and the Rockets can't do it.

Rosa looked at the scenery outside fascinatedly, reluctant to turn her head. "Boom!" With a slamming stick, Loki finally let go of the mirror.

Sighing, fearing that Loki's trachea would be blocked by the blood he sprayed out, Rosa could only look away temporarily, and helped the second princess lift her head up and put it sideways.

"I'm Groot!" The little tree man looked back at his own masterpiece, twisting his body proudly.

Rocket was so angry that Groot couldn't speak, so he could only speed up and step on the gas pedal.As a man, Xingjue suddenly began to empathize with Loki. He touched the short but still healthy natural curl on his head, and then touched his forehead. "Uh... Rosa, do we need a permit for our aircraft to land on the Earth?" In other words, the Earth is so big, where are they flying?

"Manhattan." After wiping Loki's blood, Rosa confirmed that the second princess had passed out completely, then turned to look at Star-Lord in the direction of the driver's seat, "Let's go to the Avengers Building." Adams will let them land too. "Is your communicator working?" She wanted to tell everyone that she was safe.

"Contact Earth and Star? No." Xingjue shook his head.The communication device on their spaceship does not have the ability to send signals to the earth and stars. "At least you can't contact your friends until we pass through the atmosphere." He said, his eyes unconsciously glanced at the lying on the ground. Loki was still bleeding from the mouth in the chair.

His Highness the Second Prince of Asgard...

"Uh, that..." Xingjue rubbed his hands.It's a little embarrassing to ask a pretty girl for money, but business is business.As a qualified raider and the captain of the Guardians of the Galaxy, he must not be afraid of hardships and fatigue, overcome all difficulties, and fight for a reasonable (maximum) reward for the brothers who are closely united with him (for himself). "Rosa sauce, you see that you are almost home, why don't we... count the boat ticket first?" He smiled.

Rosa was a little nervous when she heard Xingjue start talking about money.

The reason is simple, she has no money!

I believe that many people have been taught by their parents when they were young that if they accidentally get lost or go to some strange place and cannot find their home, it is best to call the police immediately.But what if you can't find the police?Then call a taxi and ask the driver to take you home.

But what if you don’t have money in your pocket at the time to pay the fare?

Then wait until you get home and let your family members pay for it.

Rosa is currently playing with this idea.

She was taken away suddenly by Loki, unprepared, she didn't bring anything from the claw machine to the wallet.Originally, Rosa's idea was to wait until the earth, and she paid for the boat ticket first, and then took the receipt of the Guardians of the Galaxy to go to Thor Thor to claim compensation-she neither planned to pay the money herself, nor did she intend to let Iron Man pays the bill.

"I will pay for the boat ticket when I arrive at Fulian Building." Rosa sat down next to Loki, acting calmly, "Mr. Quill, don't worry, I will never give you the boat ticket less." She I really didn't want to renege on it.

But Star-Lord and the Rockets don't want to wait until the destination to collect money.

"Earthlings, you have caused such a big trouble now that you must pay the boat ticket immediately." The rocket made a turn to avoid an artificial satellite, "By the way, there are two more parachute bags, each 1 yuan." Little raccoon and lion Open your mouth.

Parachute bag?

Rosa suddenly felt something was wrong. "Why do I need a parachute bag?" It's not that the Fulian Building can't hold Star-Lord's spaceship, so why does Mr. Mian need to carry a parachute bag?

Could it be that Star-Lord and his little friends are profiteers and plan to push her and Loki off the air just to sell two extra drop bags?

I didn't expect you to be such a Guardians of the Galaxy!

Rosa guessed half right.

"Rosa, everyone knows that your earthlings have a good relationship with Thor of Asgard." Star-Lord saw that the passenger's expression was not good after the rocket lifted the parachute bag, and immediately began to explain, "But we are just looters. I and As for the Rockets, they are just driving my broken spaceship to do some small business in the Milky Way." He understood it with reason and moved him with emotion, "Originally you wanted us to send you back to the planet Earth, that's no problem. But look now, the person you are bringing with you is actually the second prince of Asgard."

Star-Lord pointed to Loki, who was slumped in a chair next to Rosa, wearing only a pair of red bullet underwear and still bald, "Rosa, Rocket and I are small people, we really don't want to offend Thor. If you offend him, how can we do business in the future! After all, harmony makes money, don’t you think?” He blinked.

"But what does this have to do with Thor?" Rosa didn't understand.Is there any necessary connection between Thor and her having to buy a parachute bag?

"It's like this." Xingjue simply got off his seat and walked to the stool opposite Rosa and Loki to do so. "You see, this Loki is Thor's younger brother, right?" He pointed at Loki, "And then, according to the information we got, Thor is currently on your earth, right?"

"Hmm." Rosa frowned.

"Look at Loki's current state..." Xingjue twitched the corner of his mouth as he watched the girl on the opposite side knock out the second prince of Asgard who showed signs of awakening again, "This... I know you Starman and Thor have a good relationship, he may not care about how you caught Loki. But let's..." He scratched his head, "If Thor knows that we sent you back to Planet Earth and returned The previous appointment... Cough cough, if you ignored Loki's treatment along the way... Oh, I'm not saying that you did something wrong." Xingjue waved his hand, "That's it... Rocket and I really don't want to offend Thor .”

"So we plan to do this. When we get near the Avengers Building in Manhattan, you and Rocky will each wear a parachute bag, and then you will jump off!" Star-Lord thinks this idea is great. "This way Rocket and I don't have to face Thor, and you're home safely, what do you think?" He stared at Rosa. "In this way, I am in charge, and there will be no charge for the two parachute bags!"

#Do you really think I'm the material for skydiving? #

Rosa felt that Xingjue's brain was a bit big. "Mr. Quill, first of all, I don't know how to skydive. Secondly, what we agreed is that you and your friends will send me 'safely to the destination'. Finally, if you don't go to the Fulian Building with me, I don't have any money to give you either."

Rosa spread her hands, "Mr. Quill, I have to get home first before I can give you the money." Now she is penniless.

"What?! You have no money?!" Rocket in the driver's seat almost jumped up when he heard this.Were they actually fooled by a little girl from Earth? ! "Quiel, you idiot!" The short-tempered little raccoon wanted to hit someone.

"I can pay when I get to the ground." Rosa was a little afraid that the little raccoon would run away.To be honest, Rocket is cute, but that violent temper is really unbearable. "I promise I won't renege on the debt. For $18, I promise I won't lose any cents."

"U.S. dollars?!"

"What is a dollar bill?!"

"I'm Groot!"

The three voices converged at the same time.

Four pairs of eyes look at each other, blink, blink, blink again.

"Oh, NO!" Rocket held his head in two cute little paws and screamed, "Quiel, you idiot! You didn't make it clear to this little girl!!! Let's talk about it first, Groot and I We must get the share!"

"I'm Groot!" The little tree man stood up a tree branch to express his approval of Rocket's words.

"...Is there something wrong?" Rosa was a little confused, "The unit we mentioned before... isn't the dollar?" She was careless.The US dollar cannot be used even on the earth, let alone in the entire galaxy?

But what is the currency unit used by Xingjue?

Rosa wanted to break her head, but she couldn't remember what currency Xingjue and the others used.

"U.S. dollars..." Xingjue hadn't heard of this currency unit for many, many years. "It's not U.S. dollars, we don't accept U.S. dollars." Is he really going to be a white job this time?

"It's unit! Unit!" Rocket slammed his head on the joystick of the spaceship with a "slap", "I am famous as Rocket, and now I have to do white work for others?!" The little raccoon was furious.

"Unit?" Rosa had never heard of this currency unit. "Uh... Excuse me, is there a conversion formula for that unit... with the earth's currency?" She was serious.

"Oh, no!" Xingjue was also dumbfounded, "No one in the Milky Way uses Earth and Star currency!" Could it be that this time he really wants to be a good person and do good deeds for nothing?

"Quell, you idiot!" Rocket was very dissatisfied.

"Don't worry." As a good and law-abiding boy, Rosa felt very guilty about the possibility that she might be on the Overlord spaceship. "I'll pay, don't worry." She wasn't the one to pay.

"Uh... besides this unit, do you still accept other things?" Rosa thought about it. When the currency in circulation cannot be equal, bartering is also a good way of transaction, isn't it? "For example...gold, silver, etc.?" How much gold can you buy with $18?

"Gold? Silver?!" Rocket rolled his eyes in despair, "Who wants that kind of thing so rare!" He wants a unit! Unit!

"Rosa, we only accept units", gold and silver are really worthless in the galaxy. "Think about it again, do you have anything else you can pay for?" At this time, he can't think of offending Thor and the like, and the first priority is to recover the loss—or Gamora will come back Will hit someone!

Rosa was also a little nervous after bartering failed.

"Then..." She touched Loki's clothes on her body.The mind gem cannot be taken out, what about other things...

"This small knife." Rosa took out the things seized from Loki one by one, "There is also a scabbard, and there is also a necklace." This is the most valuable thing in Loki's body There are two.

"Let me see." Xingjue took the small and exquisite dagger and the matching scabbard.The things of the second prince of Asgard are naturally not ordinary.The small dagger was made by a famous artist, and the scabbard was inlaid with gems, and the necklace was also very valuable-but it had the royal family of Asgard on it.

"The knife and necklace look okay." Rocket felt a little comfort in his heart.

"No." Xingjue shook his head resolutely, and returned the item to Rosa, "There are symbols of the Asgardian royal family on it, I don't want to be approached by Odin or Thor one day." Take this item If you go to be a fool, there will be endless troubles.

"Very good, then let's throw them away now." Rocket immediately changed his face when he saw that he really had no money to take. "Before entering the earth's atmosphere, we can save a little bit of oil waste." After speaking, he really planned to turn his head away from the earth.

Of course Rosa would not do it.

"Wait." Rosa grabbed Xingjue, "Mr. Quill, I will never miss you." She said, turning her head to Loki who was lying beside her.

As the saying goes, the wool comes from the sheep.Loki is the chief culprit who took her to outer space, so she also has to be moral, doesn't she?

"In the Milky Way...is there anyone offering a bounty to Loki?" The second princess was so angry all day long, so there must be a lot of enemies, right?

"There are too many people offering rewards for Loki." Rocket stopped the spaceship, and walked over with the little tree man on his shoulders.Now the most important thing is not to lose money. "From Thanos to Asgard, collectors want him." The name of the second prince of Asgard resounds throughout the galaxy.

"Then... how much is the reward for the highest bidder?" Rosa began to inquire about the market price even if he sold Luo Ji.

"40 billion." The raccoon was honest at times. "Collectors bid 40 billion."

"Unit?" Rosa remembered to ask the currency unit this time.

"Yes." Rocket nodded.

"That's how it is." Rosa simply sat on the ground in order to match the height of the rocket and get closer to the pilot of the spaceship—anyway, Loki's cloak was padded under her—"I entrust you to sell Loki to that Collectors, I only want 10 billion, plus you send me back to the United Building, and the rest of the money is all your commission, how about it?" Although she can't use this unit yet, as the saying goes, opportunities are given to you. Reserved for those who are prepared.

What if she plans to go shopping someday!

"This..." Rocket moved a little.

"I'm Groot!" The little tree man grabbed Rocket's shoulder.

"That's right, you and him are on our ship now!" Rocket was reminded, "We can sell Loki and you separately, so that we can make money and don't have to send you back to Earth!" Groot is so smart!

I didn't expect you to be such a little tree man!

The two cute creatures of the Guardians of the Galaxy revealed their true colors in front of Rosa today. As a cute girl fan, she feels very sad.

"This won't work!" Xingjue was still somewhat humane. "You can't sell Rosa, we are looters, not human traffickers!" But before the temptation of 40 billion, Quill had gradually forgotten the majesty of the royal family of Asgard.

40 billion, they get 30 billion.Divided equally by three people is 10 billion each...

And even if someone asked about it, Luo Ji was sold by a little girl from the planet Earth, and they just collected a little commission from the other party...

Star Lord was moved.

Seeing Xingjue and the Rockets, Rosa began to think, so she started her own small actions-it is not enough to blindly talk nicely at the negotiating table, and sometimes you have to show your strength at the right time.This allows the negotiating partner to make up his mind more quickly.

——Actually, Rosa didn’t have much confidence in the money-lovers’ rocket, and she was afraid that she would sell her out too.

[Ding Dong, choose a shocking skill for Little Angel Rosa——#一个摇M的conditioned reflex#(☆_☆), sell Loki, and hurry home! 】

"But Loki knows magic. If he wakes up halfway, we will be in trouble." Rocket put forward a feasible suggestion-the earth star and the planet where the collector lives are just at the two ends of the Milky Way, and the journey is far away. "And if the collector can't hold Loki and he runs out, we will definitely be hunted out of the galaxy!" The second prince of Asgard is not easy to mess with.

"This..." Xingjue's mind controlled by money began to recover a little bit of sanity.

"If you want me to say... ah!!!" Suddenly, there was a violent vibration from the unmanned spaceship.Rocket and Xingjue immediately rushed to the driver's seat and sat down. "Fasten your seat belt!" Xingjue yelled at Rosa, "We are about to make an emergency landing!" The rocket is really unreliable!

Bruce Wayne has been feeling his eyelids twitching since he got up today.

"Master Wayne", Alfred walked in neatly, followed by two maids pushing the dining car, "Good morning." Worrying, "Today's breakfast is the best dish of the new chef." After speaking, he turned around and signaled that everyone can serve the dishes.

"Ah Fu, I said you don't need to prepare so much." It was Batman who stayed up all night and shook his head.The Joker is currently being held in Gotham's Arkham Asylum.After experiencing the drama of "pregnancy" and "capturing the male mistress alive", the clown's mental state seems to be worse.

Although the opponent has not yet recovered from the blow and is unable to do evil, Bruce Wayne, who has been fighting the clown for many years, knows that it is only a matter of time before the opponent returns.

And he can only make more preparations during the time when Gotham is still relatively calm.

"Oh, my young master. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." Ah Fu shook his head disapprovingly, "You can't let down the chef's craftsmanship." He said, and he lifted the lid, "Today's The main course was..."

"What's the sound outside?" Before Alfred had time to explain each dish to his young master, the loud noise outside attracted the attention of everyone in the restaurant.

"Go and have a look." Bruce Wayne dropped the knife and fork in his hand and got up immediately.

Ah Fu followed immediately.

"Mr. Housekeeper!" A maid ran in in a panic and collided with Afu and Bruce in the corridor, "A plane fell down!"

"What?" Bruce and Ah Fu looked at each other, then quickly walked to the nearest window and opened it——

I saw a strange aircraft that was still emitting black smoke flying unsteadily over Wayne Manor.

"Let everyone enter the room immediately!" Bruce made a decisive decision.This was not a terrorist attack by the clown as he thought, the aircraft in the sky was clearly looking for a place to make an emergency landing. "Call Gordon."

But it is estimated that there is no need to make a phone call at this time - it is impossible for Gordon not to know about such a big movement.

The aircraft continued to hover over Wayne Manor. Finally, after the gardeners and others had all evacuated, the strangely shaped aircraft spotted the largest rose garden in the manor, and swooped down——

"Boom!" There was a huge crash, and the aircraft finally landed.

There were no casualties on the ground.

Gordon led the heavily armed police and secret service personnel, plus the fire brigade, to the side at this time.Seeing that the aircraft finally managed to make an emergency landing without catching fire, he immediately signaled someone to turn on the loudspeaker to shout inside.

When the aircraft did not land, they also tried to contact each other through the tower, but they did not get a response.

"Are the people inside okay?" The police officer standing next to Gordon began to shout, "We are the Gotham police, and now we will send rescuers to help you open the hatch from the outside."

Gordon nodded to the rescue team.

5 or 6 rescuers stepped forward immediately and began to use tools to cut at the hatch of the unidentified aircraft.Firefighters are on one side to prevent fires, and SWAT officers are on the other side in case of emergencies.

"Is there anyone in the cockpit conscious? You can contact Gotham Airport through channel K6958." It is only one step away from saving the person. The purpose of the Gotham police asking the other party to contact Gotham Airport is to hope that the airport can confirm this. Where did the aircraft take off from.

The rescuers turned their heads and indicated that the hatch could be opened.

Gordon nodded, the Secret Service came on alert, and Bruce Wayne stood beside Gordon.

He was also curious about where the flying machine that destroyed his rose garden came from.

Could it be Clark's relative?

Thinking of this, Bruce took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Dachao.

"Bang", the door of the aircraft was removed.

"Oh, I can't do it, I can't do it!" A little raccoon in orange clothes appeared in front of everyone with a disheveled face. "Damn it, that little girl is a liar!" When the little raccoon saw the guns in the hands of the special police officers, he immediately gritted his teeth, "Do you think you Mr. Rocket are afraid of such primitive weapons in your hands?" said Then, the little raccoon turned around and was about to walk inside the spaceship.

"Rocket, stop making trouble!" The little raccoon who turned around and wanted to go back was stopped by someone.A girl wearing an ill-fitting men's trench coat appeared at the door, "Yeah, it's Mr. Wayne!" The girl who appeared behind seemed to be familiar with Gotham's richest man not far away, and she immediately waved, "Mr. Wayne is me! Tell them not to shoot!"

"Rosa?" Bruce Wayne and Gordon looked at each other strangely.

How did the little mutants of the Avengers fall from the sky?And that raccoon...

"Huh..." Rosa, who had recovered her life, jumped off the aircraft stuck in the soil with the help of others, and used stern eyes to prevent Rocket from going back to get a gun to make trouble. "It's in Gotham...that's great." Finally, he didn't fall into the sea.

"Why do you..." Bruce looked strangely at the little raccoon next to the girl, who was grinning and crossed his arms with his chest full of dissatisfaction, "This is..."

"Ah, it's too heavy, it's too heavy!" Another voice came from the hatch of the aircraft.This time, it was two men.

The brackets are a man holding another naked man.

"Huh, Rosa, you're so strong!" Star-Lord, who was thrown into a coma, dragged Loki out, and Groot sat on top of Loki's head, pretending to be a braid.

"... Loki?" Bruce couldn't understand more and more.Why is Loki here?And on the other side's head is...

Even though the rescuers stared at the rocket with curiosity and disbelief, they helped Star-Lord and Loki down immediately very professionally.

"This is..." Gordon was really a little confused.

"I'm Groot!" The little tree man jumped on Loki's head, and then on Rosa's head.

Groot's fuss seemed to wake up Loki who was knocked out (Rosa: I forgot to fasten his seat belt). He looked around first, and then pushed away the star-lord who was supporting him .

"Hey, you!" Xingjue was a little unhappy, who still likes to support him? !

"Owner!"

Loki ignored Star-Lord, but turned around and threw himself into Bruce Wayne's arms.

"Please ravage me to your heart's content."

The second princess of Asgard blinked shyly.

"Wow", Superman who came in a hurry just happened to witness everything in front of him.

……

"Bruce Wayne..." A policewoman who had been dumped by Wayne looked at Loki's body in red bullet underwear, then at Loki's head as bald as a kappa, deeply He felt ashamed that he had dated Bruce Wayne for a few days. "You have really strong taste!"

She shook her head contemptuously.

"Rosa!" At this time, the people from the Fulian arrived.

"Loki?!" Sol was confused, "What's wrong with you?!"

(Exclusively published by Jin..Jiang Literature City, please do not reprint.)

The author has something to say: To be honest, if the second princess turns her back on the good, if he and the master are together based on their good looks... Both of them have broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs, ah... drooling.

No, wipe your drool, the handsome guys belong to my little Rosa!

I posted the hairstyle of the second princess on Weibo, if you are curious, you can take a look at what the Kappa looks like, hehehe, @劳劳码字的角父

Thank you for a landmine from Little Bear, thank you for a mine from the cute pet Meow, thank you for a grenade from the old Wang’s family next door, and thank you for a grenade from Gentle Starlight.

Thank you for the nourishment