[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

"If everyone rushed in when they saw a stranger's house like the two of you, the population of this world would probably be reduced by half." Tang Yuke helplessly wiped the hair of the black-haired girl.

The girl who was naturally dumb before now knelt and sat on the bed obediently like a little rabbit, her surprisingly long black hair was dripping wet and loose - she could only be said to help wash the dishes, but she fell headlong into Tang Yuke's house The pond at the door also turned the remaining two people into drowned chickens, which is beyond description...

What are you laughing laughing!golden retriever!Just say you!You are also a drowned chicken!

"Speaking of which... It's been a long time, and you haven't told me what your name is?" The black hair and golden hair have been calling... Although there seems to be nothing wrong...

"Hey! We haven't told you your name yet!" The golden retriever looked confused, and then proudly puffed out his chest, "My name is Bibi Dong! I'm 16 years old this year! She...wait a minute, I don't seem to know your name." name?"

Why does this feel so much like a kindergarten kid puffing out his chest and proudly saying, 'I'm four-year-old--' Wait... The complaints of each other's names swayed from their ears together, and they stared at Heimao's face... the back of their heads with a serious face.

"……"silence.

stare--

"Our name is Sybil! Don't stare at me like that...Wow..." After being silent for a long time, I suddenly felt the rabbit shivering under the gaze of a salted fish, and finally cried out loudly, trembling towering.

"Wait, wait, wait, Sybil, why are you crying? Wow, although I want to say that our two names are really destined, even though this guy is really fierce..." Bibi Dong obviously didn't have the talent to deal with children (crossed out), she was at a loss and panicked .

[-]-[-] Oh, I cried. (dead fisheye)

"Tsk...the water is already boiled, Adong, you should go take a bath first...it will be bad if it gets cold hahahaha..." Tang Yuke started to chase people away with a dry smile, completely ignoring Bibi Dong's "Hey hey hey! ", directly and forcefully kicked the golden retriever into the bathroom, and then ruthlessly...removed the doorknob.

Very good, you just stay inside and don't come out. (laugh)

Pope Bibidong, who was still a brat and was naturally dumb back then: ...I chose to climb into the bathtub quietly to take a bath.

The titled Douluo who stabbed in the back with a cold face turned around, hugged his hands on his chest like a rogue, the red miniature butterfly on his head that seemed to be only used to show cute flapped its wings and landed on her shoulder. A salted fish with the words "big ruffian" engraved on it leaned squarely against the wall of the not-so-solid wooden house, raised an eyebrow and said to the poor little rabbit, "Why is the 10-year-old soul now?" The beast is like a bun, soft into a steamed bun? Or is it the racial characteristics of the white rabbit? Are you stupid, you little bastard, your name is obviously copied from that girl. Look out."

With a loud bang, the rabbit was killed head-on.

The rabbit Sybil, who rolled down from the bed in shock, had tears in her eyes, covered her head with her hands and squatted in defense, without any dignity of a 10-year-old soul beast—and this anxious rabbit chose to bump her head to death on the edge of the bed superior.

Very good, died on the spot... Ah bah, coma.

"...Hey, bug, am I that scary?"

The butterfly flapped its wings and calmly flew around Tang Yuke, staring silently at her shark-like white teeth.

The indifferent boy's voice sounded: "It's not scary, you're just as cute as the devil spirit great white shark that you scared into unconsciousness last year."

"……"Ha ha.

"Bite you to death."

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"So you... woo wa... won't... woo wa... kill me... woo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"Hold your head and squat to defend (invincible golden body)!

"Darling, can you let go of the word 'woo-wah', it's up to you if you choose? You've been crazy in these 3 minutes Up to a thousand 'woo-wah's out! The point is if you can let my ears go! Now in my mind the woo-wahs are holding hands and dancing happily in a circle. Thank you. Tang Yuke, who was still wearing a red butterfly like a fool, stared at the big white rabbit.

Sybil: "... cheep... cheep... woo... woohoo!" Shake, shake, shake...

...Okay, I suspect that this rabbit has a fake guts.Salted Fish Douluo, who was drinking tea, thought so.

"I also suspect that you have a fake brain, my dear friend." The icy boyish voice poured a bucket of cold water directly on his heart, "You are exposed to a 10-year-old soul beast that is only fifty thousand years old and is only at level [-] now." Your bewitching smile that scares the Emperor Xingluo into crying is also showing your gleaming white teeth. No matter how you look at it, you have malicious intentions. No matter how you look at it, you look like an evil force who decided to kill a rabbit on the spot and wear a rabbit fur scarf for the winter. What do you think? Would people think you are a pacifist? Oh, yes, you are indeed a Xuandeng Douluo who is good at chicken soup for the soul (physics)."

"...You just... must have said the word physics."

"Yes (laughs), so you want to prove how to use chicken soup for the soul (physics)? I don't mind, the rabbit does." Red Butterfly is doing its best to make trouble.

After being silent for a long time, she finally couldn't bear to finish the daily task of killing her old friend with a vicious tongue and a red-cut black tongue. Tang Yuke decisively grabbed the struggling red butterfly, pulled his two wings, and smiled and took the butterfly to the ground. Torn in two, the butterfly shattered into tiny pieces in her hands, and against the light emitted by the red dust that suddenly shattered and scattered, she showed a very malicious smile—a devil!It's so cute!Sybil trembled even more!

"So you really don't have the slightest talent in getting along with children, Xuan Deng." The scattered dust miraculously reunited, and the red butterfly flapped its wings and landed on Tang Yuke's head again.The angry Title Douluo shook his head and didn't shake this guy off, rolled his eyes and let him go.

"Little rabbit, stop shaking, no one will come to save you if you shake again... What the hell, stop shaking, I won't shoot you, blind yourself and scare yourself." The disgusted stare fell on Sybil's head again For the butterfly above, Xianyu decided to ignore the red and black one for the rest of the day.

Little Rabbit was obviously surprised, sneaking a peek at Titled Douluo, who was sipping tea leisurely and Ge You slumped on the chair, from the gap in his bangs, but he didn't relax his vigilance—does she look so unreliable?Tang Yuke looked at Sybil's claws on the bracelet that was obviously a soul guide and thought depressingly.

But this is also expected, no 10-year-old soul beast will give all its trust to a powerful existence that can easily kill itself, even if that person does not show the slightest malice or even disarms all weapons-since it is already in the jungle of the jungle. It has spent 10 years in the environment to grow into a supreme existence. Even if it is a natural dumb rabbit, the word "fine" must be added after it-it must have become fine.

I just don't know what this girl's hole card is.

"Rabbit, since you know that hiding in the forest and cultivating to level [-] is enough to protect yourself before you come out, why don't you know that the two of us have lived on the outskirts of Xingdou for more than ten years?" The butterfly on Sybil's head said again, "Even I don’t know how to think of a name for myself...West is opposite to east, add a contrasting character, and then pick a random word... This is a good name, but you didn’t take into account your appearance, obviously because you are used to having your last name before your first name. The one-to-two-character name is mostly an Eastern race with connotative phrases, and the golden-haired girl...is an inexplicable Western race who may have many unknown middle names before her last name."

"Aren't you stupid to imitate her name style?"

"Hey..." Rabbit blushed, and suddenly burst out, "It's a ghost! She's called Sybil! The bastard is titled Douluo! I'll fight with you!!!"

Sybil went berserk, Sybil leveled A, Sybil rushed up, Sybil was slapped to the wall, and Sybil hit GG.

"..." Sorry, I'm really just a conditioned reflex.

Tang Yuke looked at her subconscious fist, without apology, and even wanted to laugh.

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Sybil knelt down in front of Tang Yuke, with tears in her eyes: "Title Douluo bullied the fiftieth-level trumpet... I have lived a long life... I will not be a human anymore..."

"You are not human. (Indifference)" Butterfly made up the knife again.

"Hey!" The rabbit died, "So how bad are you, senior!" The rabbit began to struggle, "As a 10-year-old soul beast who is trying to survive in this dangerous world, senior, you can't treat me like this!" !cannot!"

"Who asked you to survive." Butterfly's young voice was extremely indifferent, "I've been dead for decades, and I still have a big family who is a salty fish, but there is no danger in letting myself go. We don't know what survival is. .”

"...Is this the image of me being taken advantage of in your heart?" Tang Yuke stared at the dead bug, narrowing her eyes dangerously.

"Otherwise? A chaotic good still wants to pretend to be meticulous and absolutely neutral? The chaotic good has been funny since ancient times, comrade."

"..." What you said was so good that I couldn't refute it.

"So... Dahu, can you take me in too..." Sybil looked at the butterflies and salted fish who started to stare at each other again, and silently chose to hug her thighs.

"When I didn't say it." Seeing the butterflies and salted fish fighting suddenly, a passenger suddenly lost his dream.

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Bibi Dong: ...zzzzzz

The saint who was forgotten in the bathtub chose to be unconscious.

The author has something to say:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!Are you surprised!Are you surprised! ! !I'm back! (Although there are not four thousand characters) Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha mother mighty!A certain aunt who was going on a blind date was slapped away with a slap!

However, I still spent a Spring Festival with the bear child (quite dead)

Then my brush was broken.

The water comes from the leisure house.

If you don't understand... Simply put, it is an expensive shop that costs 100 yuan for a brush.

...well done, I choose death.

I set a flag on New Year's Day, saying that I will make a game this year. (Chop hands with tears, see you next year.)

Now that the outline has been written, the script (in the form of a novel) will be updated on Jinjiang at an extremely fast pace... Let me tell you first, although I am ready for this obviously positive but wrong script to be checked by the water meter, but Don't report me for nothing!It's easy to roll over!real!

The tentative name is "Elegy", there should be a Chinese name, but I haven't decided yet...

Hey, so my first original work was a tragedy!

. . .