[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

Starting from the Star Dou Imperial City, Bibidong decided to follow Tang Yuke and Sybil to roam the world. He thought that he had experienced abduction and trafficking of the daughter of a pirate leader and was hunted down by the sea, cooking in the forest caused a fire, and was hunted down by the beast tide and the soul master. Picking up a little loli turned out to be the blue electric overlord Miss Longzong who had run away from home and was hunted down by the last three sects all over the sky, etc. After such strange things, she was calm and calm.

Life smiled.

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't shed tears, because it's just a fucking beginning! ! !

Who the hell proposed to come to the northernmost snowfield to play?Obviously none of the three of us are the ones who want to use ice-type soul skills! ! !

But things have come to this point.

The snowfield is indeed a dangerous place, a place that is not only dangerous because of the spirit beasts.

There are not only over 10-year-old soul beasts that are avoided by major forces and even impossible to exist in this world according to the public perception, but also a natural labyrinth—everywhere you look, it is all white. The vast expanse of snow, the strange magnetic field makes the compass invalid, the guiding stars in the sky are covered by the snow clouds that will never disappear for thousands of years, and the earth has never had any signs——Countless expedition teams were wiped out here, not only because of the powerful Even the soul beast in his body was lost in the eternal snowstorm, without supplies, unable to light a fire, and even the blood in his body finally froze into ice crystals.

Unfortunately, even though I know these things, even though there is a kind old grandpa telling me to wander around the periphery not to go deep into the hinterland, even though I have brought enough supplies to last half a year—the one from Salted Fish Douluo is equally lucky with or without an X The EX bonus is exactly the same as that of the two natural stupid Lu Chi attributes, successfully avoiding all the places with powerful soul beasts, directly into the soul, and awakened the sleeping Bingbi Emperor Scorpion - the second of the three great kings of the extreme north , 30-year-old soul beast Ice Emperor!

I don't know what to say, do you know the feeling of inner collapse when your feet tremble and you realize that you are flying into the sky, and when you glance at it, you see that the place where you were standing was actually the pincers of an extremely huge scorpion!

What's even more frustrating is that you find out that this is a big boss that you can't beat at all!

Bibi Dong directly pulled Sybil and Tang Yuke and started running!

There is no need for a martial soul to possess a body. Before this supreme power, all resistance is ridiculous to terrible.

Maybe let go, you can run faster, but... you can't let go.

That is an important friend! ! !

Can't let go, can't let go, never let go!

Sybil struggled hard, she frowned, and there were tiny pearls in her eyes.The rabbit tried to break away from the girl's hand, Bibi Dong turned her head and roared angrily: "Xibi!!! Now is not the time to be arrogant!! Don't let go!!!!"

"Adong!!! Let me go!" Her voice was broken, "Let me lure him away! Then you may still be saved!"

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" There's no time to turn around!The snowstorm in front of me is getting bigger and bigger!That terrifying existence is approaching! "Sibi, you idiot! I won't let you go even if I die! You fucking shut up!!!"

"But her target may be me! Let me go and you can escape!" Sybil broke down, "Adong...let me go...I'm a 10-year-old soul beast...her The goal is to devour me...you let me go...you can escape..."

Bibi Dong clenched her hands tightly, she turned her head and stared at Sybil: "Did you just say it now?! You, you, you - I'll settle accounts with you later!!!! Run now, you idiot!"

"...But I will never let go." She turned back again, but muttered in a low voice. "absolute."

Because he is an important person! ! ! !

...wait...right hand...empty?

Bibidong turned her head and saw Tang Yuke standing in front of the scorpion. The tiny figure was so hard to find beside the huge white body. Only the dark red cloak that was draped over her shoulders fluttering in the snow wind when she set off showed that this person The existence of the existence—that is the ethereal and helpless like going away by the wind.

"Back..." She stopped her voice.

It was an illusion for a split second.

It's like the snow that has been falling for tens of thousands of years has stopped.

Very, very distant, such a singing sound from the vast time.

Like the flickering candlelight in the dark night, it is faint but firmly shining brightly.

A little candle like that lit up.

The lotus-like palace lanterns are blooming, singing softly, and writing lightly.

Yellow, yellow, purple, purple, black, black, black, black... red.

For the first time, the guy who had been smiling behind their backs watching them frantically show his fangs under his gentle appearance.

Bibi Dong opened her eyes wide.

The nine soul rings lit up in an instant, the first eight suddenly shattered, and passed away like a stream of light, and then condensed on the ninth soul ring made of fresh blood. The bloody color that attracted everyone's attention slowly fell, and finally covered the woman. On the palace lantern in his hand.

The red butterfly that Bibi Dong had always thought was a decoration flew up and hovered beside the woman, and that palace lantern was really like a thousand-petaled lotus that overlapped and unfolded suddenly, revealing the wobbly part of it. Candlelight—it is a fiery red bead, the most important kindling of the lamp of mortals, a kind of existence that makes people warm and want to get close—the butterfly landed on it, flapped its wings, and blended into the into the fire.

The ethereal singing stopped.

But the sound of the wind and snow could not be heard either.

"Srust, rustle."

"Srust, rustle."

"Dala da la da la..."

The sound of flapping wings.

The overwhelming sound of flapping wings!

It was just like the sea, one layer after another, one layer after another, and finally the huge waves that swallowed the sky suddenly rolled up, easily drowning everything.

can hear.

The sound of wings flapping, the sound of scales falling, the sound of flames burning, the butterfly stretching out of its cocoon, the sound of life growing.

I can hear you.

That slight, insignificant thing, the glazed jade shattered, Langya struck each other, and Phoenix wept blood.

That shattering sound that was drowned in the sound of flapping wings that amazed time.

The lamp carrying the world of mortals shattered into thousands of pieces, ten thousand pieces, shattered into insignificant, uncountable, fleeting fragments.

Every speck of dust is like a mirror. When you see it, you seem to be addicted to it—it seems to be a reflection of life. You can see it, birth, old age, sickness and death, joys and sorrows, every frown, smile, cry and sigh—countless emotions Flowing there, men, women, young and old, joy, anger, sorrow, and joy, admire the life of a famous person.

Therefore, the broken murmurs of those years gave birth to miracles, and the creatures called human beings, with fiery emotions, raised their sad wishes to the heavens, and achieved the feat of gods in the form of mortals—among such possibilities, finally Some elves break out of their cocoons and turn into butterflies!

In the dust, the red butterfly with its wings like streamers opened its magnificent and incomparable face!

The elves like that, thousands of butterflies flapping their wings, took away the supreme authority in this snowy field!

The soul of the butterfly, with the same gorgeous red butterfly wings stretching out from behind, hangs in the snow field between the sky and the earth dyed red by the butterfly, raises its hand from a distance, and points to the emperor lying on the ground, with long black hair Just like fading, from the root to the end of the hair, it turns into a light gray that reflects the dark light, tearing and dancing in the wind!

"—————" The woman opened her mouth, and the incomprehensible words were spit out, her soul was trembling, and the judgment came!

It's like - a moth to a flame.

The boundless red, finally, really burned.

Butterfly! ***ABOVE THE SKY!

Fall at last.

With a splendor that was too beautiful to look directly at, that blood-colored wind rushed towards the poor, powerless, prostrate scorpion that was crushed immobile on the ground.

It is the most brilliant brilliance, the last white rainbow when the rainbow disappears, the last flame when the sun shatters, and the last brilliance when the moon falls—it is the magnificent chapter of the supreme will!

It was the last whisper in the pupils of Zhuang Zhou who dreamed of butterflies when he woke up.

That's how it is...human beings.

Short and fragile, but because of this, he is more stunning and presumptuous than anyone else.

That is the beauty that the longevity species cannot understand.

It is a short-lived butterfly, stubborn, rushing to its own paradise.

That is a human life.

We are mortals.

But he can light a bonfire that reaches the sky, use himself as a torch, and pull the gods down from the altar! ! ! !

She opened her smile, the broken wings were finally powerless, and humans fell from the sky, embracing the dying gods on the ground.

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To be honest——Bibi Dong decided to pretend that she wasn't very moved just now.

Just now, it was obviously a perfect scene in which a portable grandfather pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger saved the protagonist at his own expense—but in the blink of an eye, all the illusions were shattered!

When one person and one rabbit rushed to the bottom of the big explosion pit, what they saw were two old hooligans threatening each other.

Tang Yuke, whose attribute is fire, completely disregarded her own black hair and successfully dyed it into a light gray. He coughed up blood and coughed up his lungs. He just blew up his martial soul, holding his pitiful blown lantern pole, but the tip was too sharp His Martial Soul faced the silver scorpion the size of a cushion under his buttocks, with a pleasant smile on his face.

The silver scorpion waved the last emerald-like poisonous hook angrily, but every sting was blocked by the Wuhun with only one pole left, and the phantom-like tail hook was useless--then he After beating for a while, it spread out into a sheet of scorpion cakes as if discouraged, and looked at the cushion under Tang Yuke's buttocks in front of Tang Yuke's buttocks.

"Yoooo~" Tang Yuke saw two little guys coming over and waved happily.

"Oh, you big-headed ghost!" Bibi Dong was completely furious! "Very good! You two! One is a 10-year-old soul beast, and the other is a titled Douluo. I must be blind to think that I am the strongest to protect you!"

"Yes, you are blind, this guy is a hooligan! Old hooligan!" A female voice interjected, filled with righteous indignation, extremely irritable!

"...Who are you?"

"..."

Tang Yuke stabbed Xiezi viciously again, and he just shut his mouth and didn't speak.

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"So you are her?" Sybil looked curiously at the loveless scorpion.

"……Oh."

"You look like this now..."

"Energy saving mode doesn't give it."

"...You're embarrassing a 10-year-old soul beast."

"Shut up, you, a rabbit who can't even run, have no right to speak of me!"

"Shut up! You two!" Bibidong, who was helping Tang Yuke, the seriously injured, exploded at the two small animals, "There's nothing to eat if you keep arguing!"

"..." Sybil covered her mouth pitifully, and blinked to indicate that she would never speak indiscriminately again.

"Cut—" Scorpion waved his pincers, "It's just rice..."

The rabbit completely ignored this guy who can hit him ten times now, and quickly stretched out his hand to cover Scorpion's... uh... mouth...

"Hiss——" She opened her eyes wide at Scorpion—the eyes were about to fall out—it's a pity that Scorpion didn't understand what the so-called eye gestures meant...

"Are they still arguing?" Tang Yuke picked up a spoonful of soup, tasted it, then turned to look at Bibi Dong, "Is there anything else you want to ask?"

"Hmm—even if you ask, you might not be able to answer." Bibi Dong lowered her head to add firewood to the fire, she saw her hair falling down, and her golden hair seemed to turn red by the campfire—— The red color with supreme power just now.

"No, no, no... You have been with me all the way, don't you know what kind of salted fish I am? I will answer whatever you ask, and there is nothing wrong with friends." Tang Yuke rolled up her torn sleeves and saw There were many blood stains on it, and I patted it distressedly.

"..." After thinking for a while, I finally decided to ask the question I was most concerned about, but my words were incoherent, "That was 'Huanhuan' just now...that butterfly disappeared after that...that soul skill..."

"Hmm, that's one of my ninth soul skills, but I haven't used it yet." Tang Yuke recalled for a while, "Because the bug, that is, the butterfly was sacrificed voluntarily, and his soul stayed in the I entered the soul ring, and followed me to many places. That soul skill needs me and him to work together, and the price I pay is my own vitality and his deep sleep... I don’t know how long that guy will sleep because I haven’t used it before. Ah... Having said that, it's rare to see that arrogant and poisonous tongue sincerely willing to admit that he wants to save people..."

"You... use your vitality like this..."

"Well... don't be afraid... Anyway, I'm waiting to die now. I don't want to become a god like those guys. It doesn't make any difference to me when I die."

"Then... the title?"

"Hanging lights."

The wood in Bibi Dong's hand fell with a "clang", and she stared at Tang Yuke, "Hanging the lamp? The great priest of the Star Luo Empire? Princess Dai Qi? Tang Yuke is not your real name... It's been so long... No wonder you..."

"...Did you misunderstand me in some way..." Xianyu silently sprinkled a handful of salt into the soup, "Although I used to be called Dai Qi, that's right... It's not that I left home when I was three years old Have you lost contact since you left..."

"Eh?"

"What makes you think that a great priest of a country can live like me, a salty fish who spends all year round and has no money to work as a cook... Please... This is so many years ago, the old emperor's calendar..."

"This..." Unexpectedly, I couldn't refute it...

"I didn't like the name Dai Qi with the same number at first, because it was a three-year-old concubine who awakened her martial soul and found a mutation, and my mother let me run away—I haven't lived in the palace for a few years, and I can't protect the Star Luo Empire. It's because I ate hundreds of meals when I was a child and grew up to be attached to the people of Xingluo..." Tang Yuke couldn't help complaining, "What did that kid Qian Daoliu say to you..."

"Thousands..." Bibidong was a little shaky... How old is Tang Yuke? The former Pope Qian Daoliu...boy...

"Speaking, I haven't seen Tang Chen's guy for a long time ... Poseisi insisted on being trapped in the island ... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh time to eat!"

"Wait," Bibidong, who was struggling for a long time and decided not to think about it, grabbed Tang Yuke's sleeve, "I've decided! Even if you and Xibi's stupid rabbit are both old women, I won't despise you!"

"Next time...don't act like this...Although it looks more suitable for your old woman's age...but...you still have to protect yourself! We don't need you to save your life!" After traveling for a long time, I gradually matured The girl spoke so naturally for a long time.

"Crack!" Bibi Dong clutched the big bag on her head and began to think about what she said wrong... Although the guy was quite happy looking at Tang Yuke's back.

She felt desperate when she said it, and the scorpion was almost suffocated. Fortunately, Tang Yuke's "eating" saved her at this time.

After taking a bite, the scorpion found that he had never eaten such a delicious thing!

Delicious = made by Tang Yuke = more delicious! ! !

An inexplicable equation appeared in Scorpion's mind.

"Hey, can I follow you," she said, waving the pincers.

"What?" Tang Yuke turned her head to look at the cushion-like scorpion—out of some malice, Tang Yuke dug out the bowl she used to feed her cat for the scorpion to use.

"Cengfan!!!" In order to find a bound meal ticket for himself and eat more and more delicious food, Xiezi said firmly.

"...What are you doing?" Tang Yuke had a bad feeling.

"For delicious food! Hooray~"

That year, the majestic Emperor of the Extreme North decided to become a lazy and useless scorpion.

The author has something to say:

Butterfly wings are externally attached soul bones... um... couple outfits.

To be fair, I only watched a little bit of the Peerless Tang Sect...

I don’t think it’s as good-looking as Douluo Dalu, I don’t have that feeling anymore, so I gave up...

The person who impressed me the most was not the protagonist, but the Scorpion Ice Emperor...

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Miscalculation... I wrote it like I wanted to die... I was about to step on the line... Coo coo coo coo!I will never stand on my own flag again!

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