[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

"Aunt Ke, if you just demolish the Tiandou Royal Academy, will there be no trouble?" The little rabbit raised the roasted sweet potato in his hand and blew his breath, asking like this.

At this moment, they were walking down the mountain.

After Tang Yuke single-handedly dragged Dugu Bo out of the ruins with a dead snake, Duguyan collapsed and fainted to the ground and was carried away by Princess Yu Tianheng who rushed over, while Prince Xuexing left with a trembling avalanche.

In embarrassment, Tang Yuke very naturally mentioned the basket that Mengshenji held in her arms in shock because of the sudden explosion, and counted the warm roasted sweet potatoes in the basket. After staring for a long time, he rather (emphasized) reluctantly picked up the smallest sweet potato and stuffed it into the hands of Mengshenji, and finally happily (emphasized again) stuffed several huge sweet potatoes into the hands of the Shrek Seven Monsters In the end, he directly took Xiao Wu's hand and led the rabbit down the mountain, completely ignoring the three college directors who were bewildered to force Erkang's hand.

"Also, why did you leave?"

"...Do you think that with me on top, Prince Xuexing won't attack you?" Tang Yuke looked forward, "The point is not that I demolished this place, but that you have already become targets when you came in."

"Tiandou Royal Academy is an absolute land under the control of the Tiandou imperial family." Tang Yuke said casually, "You are still too young to understand what politics is."

"Among the Seven Shrek Monsters, there is an existence that absolutely cannot enter the Tiandou Royal Academy—but that should be the existence that a few hawk-like lunatics want to fight for... If you really want to explain it seriously, it is for the academy directors. Said, they only see your talent, but for the royal family, they see farther."

Future Title Douluo?It is better to say that it is the enemy in the future. Since it is the enemy, why should it be provided with food, drink and education.

Moreover, in addition to not wanting to teach the son on behalf of the enemy, there should be a deeper reason.

Tiandou and Xingluo have had a long-standing grudge, and this even dates back to the union and breakup between the two countries when they were founded. There is simply no such thing as... raising a child.

It is inconceivable that Dai Mubai, the prince of Xingluo, and Zhu Zhuqing, the concubine of the prince, appeared in the land of Tiandou to study. It is estimated that when Qin Ming reported to Mengshenji how outstanding the little monsters of his alma mater were, they hid in the The spies in the dean's office began to rummage through the materials for research.

Dai Mubai's features are too obvious, there is no way to hide it at all... This is also stupid, he doesn't even know how to wear contact lenses.

This is not some kind of joke between children. Parents can't name a prince of a country, let alone a titled Douluo.

It's no secret about Xingluo's cannibalistic custom.

As for Tiandou...it is only one who can kill Prince Xingluo.

This involves a problem.

Right now, between Tiandou and Xingluo, there is actually a temporary peaceful truce.

If Dai Mubai died on Tiandou's territory, this reason cannot be explained clearly.

Therefore, the attitude of the Heaven Dou imperial family is quite contradictory.

This time, it is both an opportunity and a crisis.

The Seven Shrek Monsters have entered the Tiandou Royal Academy, so it is very possible that someone from the royal family will take action secretly to kill Dai Mubai and Zhu Zhuqing—note, this royal family refers to Tiandou and Xingluo together .

Now Tiandou and Xingluo's dark powers have not been shown much, and the attitudes of the two sides about starting the war are also ambiguous.

Once these two little guys die, war will follow.

It may be that Tiandou directly killed it, or it may be that Davis killed it secretly.

This matter is unclear.

Because both sides can fight for three days and three nights with a "this place is your people died at your place" and "I have no reason to kill but your second prince's is quite enough".

... In the end, if you can't speak clearly, you will start a war.

In any case, the death of the two bear children cannot escape the name of the fuse.

It is unwise to go to war when the strength of the enemy and the enemy cannot be measured.

And now these two... are emperors who are used to peace.

Extremely indecisive about these battles.

... To put it bluntly, I have no self-confidence, worrying all day whether I can beat others.

If it was an emperor who was determined to regain the land, he would have opened the door to welcome Shrek and his party, and had already laid all the traps, just waiting for the two kittens to fall into the trap.

But now, Dai Mubai and Zhu Zhuqing absolutely cannot enter the Heaven Dou Imperial Academy.

...at least from the standpoint of Tiandou.

I would rather give up this opportunity than face the crisis, so I treat this admission very cautiously - keep them out no matter what.

It was also from Tang Yuke's standpoint.

These two little guys... can't die.

"Then now that we have left the Tiandou Imperial Academy, what should we do?" Oscar secretly glanced at the woman holding Xiao Wu's hand in front of him.

The woman is actually petite, only [-] in height.

It doesn't have any airs or momentum, it's as soft as cotton candy.

Completely - there is no way to believe that this is a Title Douluo!

Except for the danger signals that kept clamoring in my mind.

Seeing the way Tang Yuke beat Dugu Bo before, no matter how unbelievable it is, and the image of this kind-hearted cook (?) has collapsed—you should also highlight the name Tang Yuke in your mind to show...you must not mess with this guy.

Questions are also asked carefully.

"Are you here to join someone?" Tang Yuke took the little rabbit's hand and led the way, and strolled back to the small market at the foot of the mountain.

"Yes...Senior..." In front of the Titled Douluo, Flender, possessed by a stingy aura, is not really shy...but he met Tang Yuke when he was young!Tang Yuke also took...the dean of Shrek Academy looked at the master with a dead face behind him with a complicated expression...and Zhao Wuji who was expressionless.

That year, Tang Yuke, who thought someone Yu had dumped a girl, once broke Yu Xiaogang's left leg bone in front of the golden iron triangle.

The scene was shocking.

That day, because a certain big bear bullied his own daughter (crossed out), in front of Flender, someone and another parent slapped the bear's tooth out with a slap.

The scene is silent and the girl is crying.

He felt that he should shut up obediently and wait for questioning... Although this senior can't kill anyone with his strikes, it still hurts!

"The school can't continue?" Tang Yuke touched the head of the little rabbit who was about to grow taller than herself, thinking that Sybil would be quite relieved to see it.

"You also know that our school has strict standards and few students..." This is an irrefutable question.

"Really... I've worked hard for you all these years..." Tang Yuke, who was inexplicably sad, closed her eyes, "If that's the case..."

"Xiao Wu, do you remember Xiao Xiaolang?" He asked softly with such a brow.

Xiao Little Wolf?

The little rabbit thought about it... thinking of a bastard who hadn't heard from him since he left!

"Don't mention him to me!" Rabbit angrily smashed the roasted sweet potato!

"He's in a place called Lanba Academy now~" With a fake smile, Hangdeng Douluo stretched out a carrot to lure the little rabbit, "Do you want to beat him up~"

"Yes! Of course! I not only want to beat him, but also hang him on the clothes rail to show the public, bastard!!!" The rabbit went berserk! ! !

"Okay~ Then it's decided~" Tang Yuke turned around and said to Flender, "I happen to have a relationship with the vice president of that college, and I know that they are recruiting because of the retirement of older teachers. You don't want to apply for a job?"

"Excavator, cough, soul master, which one is better! Look for Lan Ba ​​in the east of Tiandou City!"

I'm talking to you!This academy is invincible!

The author has something to say:

My God...how did you guess so many! ! !

Still haven't figured it out hahaha!

The only one not pointed out...

Qiuniang, someone guessed it was Du Qiuniang, but the allusion used here is... "Golden Louyi".

It is the song that persuades you to cherish the youth.

Du Qiuniang is a relatively recognized author of "Golden Louyi", which means young.

The remaining pipa is also from "Pipa Xing", which also refers to youth.

Jinse is the song "Jinse Unprovoked Fifty Strings", which refers to the good things in the past.

To be mute means to be unable to make a sound.

Lu Weng was indeed from the Yellow Beam Pillow... The evil Baidu Encyclopedia actually brought him up alone!snort!

The third sentence... uses the allusion "the old moon on the east side of Huai River"... the old time moon refers to the past things...Because I was drunk, I recognized the reality and "killed" all the old impressions. A brand-new person does not feel sorry for himself, but only wishes to be at ease in the world.

The only allusion to the fourth sentence is Lanke Ren.

One day in the middle of the mountain is a thousand years in the world.

This is the source of the old Ke'er's name, but Ke is not pleasant, so it was replaced with "Ke", which symbolizes beautiful jade.

You are still the same as before, but everything around you has changed.

That's what it means.

You stubbornly do not compromise with time, but everything around you is bowing to the years.

After watching the changes of fleeting years, there is desolation in the pupils.

In the end, only the corners of his lips curled up dejectedly.

Weeping inwardly.

I especially want to write that kind of calm and sad feeling... so I changed it quite a lot... It seems that I didn't succeed...

As for the third watch?what is that?Meow meow meow?

(Snapped!)

The next chapter is very important... I edited it for a long time and didn't finish it... I don't know how to write it to achieve the tension I want...

Just... please take a leave of absence... I have a sad premonition that the word count will blow up again in the next chapter.

Who will save the author's impoverished girlish heart...

Also, fgo's new Professor Moriarty is so cool!Old man, don't you really not show your waist when you shoot someone with a coffin (crossed out)?

＝＿＝Why am I in the national server... I somehow feel that the relationship between the old man and impermanence should be very good...

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