[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

"Really..." Dai Mubai pushed open the door and took a peek inside, the person lying on the bed breathed quietly, then closed the door.

Zhu Zhuqing and Xiao Wu stood together, talking about what happened on the field that day.

"Is there any conclusion on her current situation? Is it due to excessive energy consumption... or something worse?" Dai Mubai stepped out and interrupted them, and there was another jingling sound downstairs, listening to the funny group Exclaimed like someone rolled up their sleeves and lifted a frying pan upside down and beat up the dead proprietress.

"I don't know." Xiao Wu lowered her head, the hand she accidentally broke was cast some kind of magic by the proprietress muttering, and it will heal immediately, and she is pulling her braid with her back behind her, " No one told me that A Niang passed out immediately after taking me here, and a white-haired sister carried her here and disappeared..."

"After that, I stayed here... I don't know what happened. Although the people here are very unreliable, they are all very nice... It's just that those who know obviously don't want to tell me the truth, and those who don't know don't want to tell me the truth. With a dazed face..." Xiao Wu said softly, playing with the end of her scorpion braid.

"If that's the case, let me explain?" The white-haired woman came up with a frying pan... No, no, no, the point is why there are bright red blood stains on your frying pan!Sure enough, the proprietress was murdered by you! ! !

"Cough!" Dai Mubai gave Xiao Wu an embarrassed look, "The cashier... you scared her..."

"... just get used to it." Zhu Zhuqing patted Xiao Wu's shoulder, "Although he doesn't run here as often as that guy, but in fact, when your mother is not here to lead the boss's wife on the normal way of letting herself go, The accountant is the only one who can control the proprietress's tricks to death. Although there is no essential difference between the two behaviors, at least Yueniang and your aunt won't have the energy to draw a few pictures with the account book when they are messing around together... And your mother is fine...Being beaten to death for messing up the ledger is actually a daily routine...Generally speaking, if I come here ten times, the proprietress will be beaten to death eight times."

"Then, let me explain for now," the accountant said, stuffing the pan into an unknown space at random, "Actually, she fell into a coma because of a problem with her soul."

"Her soul has been incomplete for a long time... No, it should be said that it has been invaded. Let me use a metaphor that you can easily understand. It is like an abacus. It could have used all the ranks to deal with calculation problems. And her current situation is that there is only one string of beads left that can be used to calculate her thinking activities, memory, emotion, and behavior logic, and all other parts are occupied and unable to work."

"In fact, this kind of encroachment is getting deeper and deeper, almost reaching the point of devouring and destroying all the parts of her soul that can be used."

"And she doesn't want to stop ... that's the problem."

"As a civil servant, I have tried my best to repair the part of her soul that can be used... After all, we can't stop the encroachment, only her own will is useful, and you have to be mentally prepared, after all, 'repair' It's not the original soul, but a brand new soul body, so when she wakes up, it is very likely that her memory and emotions will be lost... The most troublesome thing is that there is a guy who is trying to make trouble... Oh my god, I obviously don't like it at all. Good at this kind of delicate things... The last time I did this was the human body many years ago... Fortunately, Ah Yu took over my work..."

"Why can't you solve it with your fists..."

Bai Mao sighed like this.

"...Why do civil servants think of solving problems with their fists..." Thinking of that ferocious frying pan, Xiao Wu complained silently.

"...That's because, in the eyes of the accountant..." Dai Mubai looked at Xiao Wu as if seeing himself who thought the accountant was normal back then.

"It's basic common sense to compare the strength of the two sides when encountering a problem. It's not a problem that can be solved with fists. If it can't be solved, then just add a machete~ Anyway, those guys can't beat me~" Laugh , "Well... so what do you think the civil servants are? It's just that our superiors set up a position that absolutely does not allow weapons to be brought to meetings in order to prevent us from having too many fights in meetings... "

"Encountering something...Anyway, it's enough to explain the truth with fists first..." Dai Mubai swallowed the second half of the sentence silently.

"So... Aunt... how long will it take for her to wake up?" Xiao Wu asked this question hesitantly, skipping the previous complaints.

"I don't know," the accountant said bluntly, "We have done our best. A team of people is looking through the classics in the Palace of History to find a way, and a team of people is dedicated to stabilizing the soul of this self-defeating guy in the void." , a team of people is looking around for the group of guys who can temporarily repel the invaders, and there are even three teams of people working in shifts to prevent my boss from going out to see the progress..."

"Now we'll wait until your brother can confess his love." Leaning against the railing like a ruffian, the accountant is quite irresponsible, completely ignoring the thoughts of a guy who is under the waterfall at this moment, "According to our guesses and various calculations, in The only way I've found so far after calculating drafts to crush [number] that lazy guy who refuses manual labor to death..."

"Well, your brother, confess your love, see if you can pull her back, if you can't, all ggs." All she had to do was stare into the distance with a cigarette in her mouth.

"..." Dai Mubai.

"..." Zhu Zhuqing.

Just now... hallucination? ? ?Biao... Bai... your brother... Tang San? ? ? ! ! !

Tang San trembled under the waterfall, fell directly, fell into the pond with a splash, almost drowned.

Who gave you the courage to chase after her, little third son! ! ! !

When Zhu Zhuming came upstairs, he saw his sister's face was completely pale and expressionless, and her brother-in-law was holding the wall with one hand and covering his kidney with the other, looking very miserable.

"What's the matter?" Zhu Zhuming, who was quite free and easy after getting rid of his royal status, had joined the luxurious lunch upstairs, covered his mouth and thought silently.

"...It's nothing." The accountant patted the stupid (pseudo) of his own house, "It's just that I doubted life after hearing about a shocking sibling relationship."

"Oh..." nodded, "Well, Xiao Qing..."

"Someone from the imperial court... told you to go back."

Dai Mubai shook his head to get the ball of paste out of his head, turned back to look at his original sister-in-law...well, he remembered that...uh...unidentified elder brother...shake his head again, put on a With a serious face, he nodded and dragged Zhu Zhuqing down the stairs.

After following them halfway, Zhu Zhuming turned his head and called out, holding back a smile and looking at Dai Mubai and Zhu Zhuqing's Xiao Wu: "That..."

"As the adopted daughter of the previous princess... please come together, the name must be listed on the genealogy."

"……What?"

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"You're here." In the silent hall, the tall man in plain clothes turned his head, Dai Mubai's face was stiff, Zhu Zhuqing's face was expressionless, and Xiao Wu hid behind Zhu Zhuming who was smiling helplessly, shrinking his head , holding tightly the broken necklace A Niang gave her in her pocket.

"Father." Nodding, Dai Mubai didn't know how to face the man in front of him, so he gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words.

He has never been to this place. As a crown prince, he has the right to fight for the throne, but as the least favored and ignored one, he has not been brought to this place where the ancestors and the family tree are located. The ancestors have done great things.

...Then, um, when I was so badass back then, after being teased by some guy who is now unconscious, before I ran away from home... I specially... set fire to this place...

Seeing that the gate is still scorched black... Dai Mubai is so cool! ! ! !

Is this the rhythm of reckoning after autumn!Yes, yes, absolutely! ! ! !

"Don't think about it... That fire didn't even burn the side of the temple... It's just that the smoky gate was a little dark..." Sneaking at Dai Mubai's hand, Zhu Zhuqing hinted that his boyfriend should be at ease .

"I once thought about one thing... did your escape mean that you were escaping, that you gave up your status as the crown prince..." Walking towards them step by step, only the stained glass windows in the dark hall were shattered like roses The flakes of light cast brilliant brightness, the emperor was against the light, and the glass-cut rainbow buried his face in the darkness, and he couldn't see any facial features with raised eyebrows or crooked mouth, only seriousness and depression ruthlessly held Dai Mu Bai's uneasy heart trampled on it.

"Then I thought again, no, since you were chosen by her, does it mean that you will go on another path?" He was not tyrannical but said like a wise and well-known emperor. The trembling coercion of the ministers, the same seriousness as that of the court, and the harshness in Dai Mubai's memory, the emperor who upholds the rule of law and can kill relatives righteously, when the face can really be seen clearly, the eyebrows are soft "Another road that my brother also walked."

"..." What... Uncle... Dad, I don't remember having an uncle in our family...

"Are you her adopted daughter?" The emperor turned around behind his niece, staring at Xiao Wu whose braids were blown up with obvious evil in his eyes, he touched his chin and said.

The man looks very similar to Dai Mubai, they are father and son at a glance, the same long blond hair, the only difference is the green eyes while Dai Mubai is blue... and the personality... is also... quite different... …

"What are you worried about? Although only the people present in the entire continent knew about you being a 10-year-old soul beast, I have an absolutely trustworthy insider in Wuhundian! Although I am being rejected every day ...Well, since you are a rabbit, would you stand at the door of your nest every morning like an ordinary rabbit, chewing small balls? It’s like a goldfish’s natural instinct to spit bubbles? But it’s probably understandable, After all, everyone has some secret eccentricities, Zhuqing, your father liked to howl at the moon in the middle of the night when he was a child." Nodded.

"..." Dai Mubai's face was expressionless, this is the father who is so high in his heart? ? ?

He said it, he really said it.

Xiao Wu's stiff poke will drop stones and scum! ! !The current atmosphere has dropped below freezing point! ! !

"Cough!" Coughed hard to remind myself that in front of his own people, he would completely expose a certain magical uncle named "Natural Dumber", "he obviously has a high EQ, but he just can't read the air normally", Zhu Zhu Ming felt that she had a long way to go, "Uncle, that, this joke is not funny..."

"Really?" He frowned and tapped his own head, finally turned around and said flatly, "Come with me."

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There are countless portraits of emperors and empresses in the Zongtang. Countless ancestors watched the group of people passing by here. In the portraits that were too realistic and seemed to be separated from them, the straight gaze pierced the backs of everyone, making the rabbit's fine hair tremble. Standing up, Zhu Zhuming was extremely calm after undergoing the baptism of going up to the sky, while Dai Mubai and Zhu Zhuqing, who had never been here before, had complicated expressions... After all, they were not valued at all in the past, and even their ancestors didn't learn well... ... Now listening to my father talking about who and who has made great achievements - there is no sense of honor at all.

Before you know it, it's the end.

The last and largest portrait is from the founding emperor, Dai Xilin, who is said to have become a god.

He turned his head and glanced at the few people behind him, and after introducing the achievements of the founding emperor to these juniors, he pressed the hidden mechanism, and a ladder appeared under the portrait.

"Come down." Turning his head and waving to the four little guys, the emperor was the first to enter the secret room.

It was a group of portraits that matched the group of portraits of emperors above, but...with all sorts of indecency.

If the portrait above is serious...then the portraits below are definitely a bunch of funny comparisons...

"This is Xu Yiran, the number one general in the Battle of Luye." Pointing to the man in the picture who dropped his pen, he said calmly, "Oh, it's my brother who ran away from home."

"..." Yes, very strong, your brother became a general of Zhen Guo instead of a prince, and finally lived in seclusion in the mountains with his wife in his arms.

"This is the former Tiandou grand master who immediately asked Emperor Tiandou to become a teacher when he was talking with the Confucian scholars." He pointed to the woman on the screen who was about to lay down on the table with her head propped up.

"..." This is a bit over the top!Does Tiandou know?

When it came to the end, the woman with long black hair looking out of the screen was too familiar.

"This...you all know each other." The man took a deep breath, and a light called yearning appeared in his eyes.

"In the Battle of Luye, one person can retreat thousands of miles from the enemy."

"Battle of Changyuan, one person, kill the enemy's three titled Douluo."

"In the siege of Huanyangguan, one person broke through the tide of sea spirit beasts and captured the enemy leader's 10-year-old spirit beast alive."

"Chang Qipo Chong, one person, guarding the last 1000 people in Maicheng and rushing into Xingluo Imperial City."

"Fifty years ago, Xingluo City rebelled. One person killed all the rebellious officials and thieves, and protected the blood of the last two princes of Xingluo."

"The person who saved me and Yiyi 50 years ago is one of the brightest stars in the history of the Star Luo Empire."

"In the past 200 years, it can be said that she has watched and protected Xingluo with her own hands, preserved Xingluo's blood, and built Xingluo's future by herself."

"Xing Luo Junshen probably can't explain how important he is to him."

"The great man named Tang Yuke belongs to the peerless Douluo of the Xingluo Empire, the last barrier of Xingluo."

"It is also the person that the contemporary people of the Star Luo Imperial Family and the common people yearn for."

"Xingluo's faith."

"A strange woman who ran away from home 200 years ago and broke up with the Dai family, but still guards us."

"Princess Xingluo, titled Zhenguo, our ancestor, Dai Qi."

The author has something to say:

Estimated wrong... [-] words won't arrive...

But there are more than 4000 ~ Hold the lid on your head...

Old Ke'er was a very important existence to the Star Luo Empire.

Not just a patron saint, but a belief.

When the main battlefield is changed to Xingluo, I want to describe another empire that has not been shown in San Shao's novel.

Then, every character in Upstairs now makes sense...

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By the way... the weather is hot, it's time to let the boss out (laughs)

I won't admit that it's because the skeptical person who draws club posters wants to hit someone! ! !

Going to see Beauty and the Beast tomorrow... Let me know what you think after watching it! ! !

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