[Comprehensive] Help!The male gods have all turned into omega!

Since I am a monkey with combat power, the domestication is handed over to Luo Lai, and I am in charge of daily life.

Being able to breathe fire directly solves the problem of eating, grilled fish, grilled meat, and grilled mushrooms are no problem.

Fortunately, the sublimation period of Luo's body was only three days. After these few days, Luo was finally able to train the monkey seriously.

If anyone passes by here, they will be able to see a very high-energy scene. Two monkeys are educating a man and a woman, and the man and woman will pick each other's ears and catch lice from time to time.

I want to laugh every time I see this picture, but Luo can't laugh at all.

In the past few days, Luo has been taking no time to train the monkey in the main body, and I have to call him many times every time he eats.

I carried a bunch of found fruits and threw them into the cave, and Luo's body and I ran over happily to eat Hesai's.On the contrary, Luo was still summing up his experience in taming monkeys, and I ran to him with the fruit in my hand.

"It's time to eat!"

"You eat it yourself."

Occasionally, I would push the fruit directly into his mouth, just like when I was a child.

Luo, who was gagged by me, couldn't bear to stop summarizing, and began to concentrate on eating.

I smiled and said, "There is also grilled fish!"

Luo: "Yes."

Me: "When you were young, you were forced to stuff your mouth so you could eat it."

Luo paused: "...Ah, yes."

Me: "To me, you seem to grow up in the blink of an eye."

Luo looked up at me and said without emotion: "For me, you disappeared for 16 years."

I compared my heart with my furry paw: "Hey, so thank you for remembering me!"

Smiling at my silly monkey, Luo didn't say much, and ate all the food silently.I think he's trying to give me the middle finger.

When Luo was training the monkey body, I had nothing to do when I was idle. Apart from being responsible for food and daily life, I would wander around the island in the rest of the time.I just want to try my luck to see if I can find the antidote.

It was another rainy day, my body was squatting at the entrance of the cave to watch the rain, and Luo's body also moved beside her, and the two bodies played with each other.

At the beginning, Luo and I would block the main body from playing like this, but later found that the monkey in Luo's body would be particularly unhappy if the number of blockings was too high, and the enthusiasm for training would be greatly reduced.

In short, it looks like you will be struck by lightning if you disturb someone's relationship, so in the later stage, as long as the two monkeys don't use our bodies to break the bottom line, Luo and I will turn a blind eye.

Once you get used to this style of painting, I think it's quite cute.Grinning, I moved to Luo's side and poked him with my tail.

Me: "I'll catch lice for you too~"

Luo gave me a cool look, which meant to get out of here.Even if I become a monkey, I can't stop that aura~ I obediently don't make trouble with him.

From then on, sometimes I was thin-skinned and thick-skinned, sometimes ignoring Luo’s disgust and warnings, and either semi-compulsively approached him to feed him, or dragged him not to pretend to look up at the sky, and warmed up together.

The half-push and half-agreeing Luo just got used to my annoying rhythm in such a muddle, and would ask me about my ability.

I readily told him about my ninjutsu skills and carrying space, since there is nothing to hide anyway.

"Since there is nothing to hide, why don't you say that you know the future." Someone asked.

I scratched my head nervously: "This, I don't know how to explain it to you."

Seeing my frowning expression, Luo looked away and said in a deep voice, "Tell me when you think it over."

If I am granted amnesty, I quickly nodded my promise, although I don't know when I will be able to explain it clearly to him.

A week later, the monkey in Luo's body was trained to look good. He could call out ROOM, and the little whirlwind under his hand also started to spin, and even opened the ability barrier.

Me hanging upside down on a tree branch and eating bananas: "You can become a beast tamer~"

Luo: "..."

I handed over the one in my other hand: "Do you want to eat a banana?"

Luo: "Take it."

Me: "Forget it if you don't eat, it seems that the exchange is just around the corner!"

Luo, who is much calmer than me: "Don't be too happy before the exchange is completed."

I swallowed the banana in one gulp, and said frantically, "It doesn't matter~ You are amazing! You are amazing! It's like a communication bridge between humans and animals!"

Habitually ignoring my rainbow fart, Luo squinted at me, "You're becoming more and more like a monkey."

I was so scared that the banana dropped.

This afternoon I went to the beach to catch fish. I was tired of eating river fish all the time, so I decided to change my taste.Swinging the cane and running to the beach, I saw a pirate ship that looked like a combination of the Golden Meri and the Wanli Sunshine parked in the bay. The huge Luffy model on the ship looked quite magical.

Then I looked at the people who jumped out of the boat in a daze, including Luffy, Sauron, Usopp, Franky, Robin, and Bartolomeo!

My mind turned, these people probably came to find Luo, right?Because of the rocket launcher, Luo disappeared from Dressrosa and appeared here, and the Straw Hats with his life card came here?

Ahhhhh!Gods and goddesses!In an instant, my eyes caught my eye and I flew over.

Luffy: "Oh! There's a monkey running towards us! It's here to welcome us!"

Usopp: "Don't worry about the monkeys, go find Trazai."

No, I have to attract their attention so that I can lead the way, so I squeaked and performed the fireball technique.

Noticing that my eyes were shining brightly, Lu Fei swung his arm more than ten meters long, and rolled me in front of him.Touching paws and patting my head and face, finally Luffy hugged me in his arms and said with a smile: "Did you see it! This guy just sprayed a fireball! It's super powerful! Could it be ninjutsu!"

"Ahhh! Senior Luffy holding a monkey is really a combination of love and beauty, it is simply a bridge between humans and animals! The best witness to blending into nature!"

Bartolomeo, who is a super fan of the Straw Hat Pirates, immediately blows rainbow farts. This familiar formula and familiar tone are really the same as mine.

Usopp was also amazed, clapping and saying, "Is this a ninja monkey!?"

Bartolomeo: "Aww! Senior Robin is going to touch the monkey too!"

Staying in Lu Fei's arms, Robin came over and touched me, "It feels really good."

Luffy kept his eyes shining: "Yes! It can also breathe fireballs! I like it! I want to take it on board!"

Usopp: "...No, calm down!"

Sauron stood at the farthest place coldly by himself, "We are here to find Trazai, don't touch the monkey."

Cut, one-eyed male god, didn't you look very excited when I just breathed out fire.

But the protagonist group really came to find Luo, that's great, with their help, Luo and I will be fine.

I quickly grabbed Robin's hand and pointed towards the forest.

Franky: "This monkey seems to be leading the way, it's super-spiritual!"

Usopp: "Wait, are you going to follow this monkey? Could it be a trap!"

Luffy, who was already walking towards the direction I pointed with his arms around me, didn't care about Usopp's suspicion at all, and just shouted: "What's the matter! Let's follow Kalu!"

Usopp: "Don't name people as soon as you meet!"

So Luffy is really good at kidnapping, with him following, the rest of the crew will naturally follow.Robin and Luffy walked at the front, Bartolo was in the middle, and Sauron was at the end of the team. Usopp was afraid that he would get lost along the way, so he specially found a rope to tie him up.

Grumpy old brother Sauron: "I'm not a cow!"

Usopp: "The cow knows the way better than you! We are here to find Trazai, I don't want you to disappear again!"

Sauron was furious: "I won't disappear!"

I took Luffy and the others to the cave, and what I saw was me and Luo's main body hugging and rolling each other, as well as the comatose rhesus monkey beside him.

I'm so crazy!What happened!

The eyeballs of Luffy's group, who didn't understand the truth at all, were about to pop out of shock, and Luffy shouted with a serious face: "Trazai!"

Bartolomeo shouted: "You bastard! Fortunately, the seniors came here to find you! You are here! Here..."

Luffy picked his nostrils: "Terra boy, you are wrestling! It looks so interesting!"

Everyone: "..."

Usopp was powerless to complain: "No, that's not wrestling, Luffy."

Robin: "Something's wrong."

Frankie: "Super hot scene, but why roll outside, isn't it good in the hole?"

Usopp: "That's not the point! Wait, where's Zoro!"

Bartolomeo: "Senior Sauron is gone!!! I'll go find him!"

Usopp: "I will definitely tie him up next time! That bastard Lu Chi!"

When these people complained, I had already broken free from Lu Fei's arms, jumped to the side of Luo Hou and pushed him.

After Luo woke up, what he saw was me, and Luffy and others behind him.His expression froze, and I explained: "I met you by the sea, they are here to pick you up!"

Luo: "...Why did you bring it here!"

Me: "There is great power in numbers!"

Beng Huai Luo: "I don't want face?"

I didn't think about Luo's face problem at all, and it was too late before I realized it.Luffy separated the bodies of me and Luo who were still rolling together, tied them with his own rubber hands, and said puzzledly.

"What's the matter with you, Trazai, and who is this girl, hey! Don't bite my hand!"

Seeing Luffy and the two main body monkeys quarreling, the shadow on Luo's face became heavier, and I patted him on the shoulder.

"Why did you faint?"

"There was a problem with letting the monkey use the ability. I was knocked out by the monkey in your body."

"I'm so sorry!"

In the end, Luo gave up the face problem and simply explained the body exchange to Luffy and the others.Of course, we, who cannot speak human words, use writing to express.

Then, in exchange for the merciless ridicule of the protagonist group.

"LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!"

I looked at the group of people laughing on the ground, then at Luo with a gloomy face, and patted him on the shoulder again.

Me: "It's okay, Brother Luo, anyway, you didn't have much image in their eyes before."

Luo: "Shut up."

After Luffy laughed enough, he sat cross-legged on the ground, looked at Luo and me, "Then what should I do now, shall I take the monkey Trazai back!"

Luo wrote: [No, I have already taught the monkey to use the ability, and it can be exchanged. 】

Franky: "Wow, that's amazing, brother, teach monkeys to use their abilities!"

Usopp held his stomach: "No, I can't look at Trazai's body anymore, is that to catch lice for Robin!"

Robin declined the invitation to catch lice, and came to tease me and the rhesus monkey with a smile on my face. I lay on Robin's chest obediently, smiling happily.

I turned my tail to Luogou: "Come on! Be happy! Robin is so soft!"

Luo: "..."

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Luo is also broken today, what did he do wrong_(:з」∠)_