[Comprehensive] Help!The male gods have all turned into omega!

After several days of sailing on the sea, Zou Island was still not found. What is amazing is that there is no navigator on Bartolomeo’s boat. He is indeed a guy favored by God, so he can float to the new world.

After careful observation over the past few days, I have confirmed that only Luo is still infected on board, and everyone else is safe.As Sauron, who quickly escaped from the sea of ​​misery, every time he looked at Luo, his expression revealed a faint sympathy and admiration.

What are you doing, I won't do anything excessive.The last time I drank a lot of pheromones for a while, I was immediately educated by Luo, and now I don't drink at all!Definitely won't offend him easily again.

I was in a hurry in the morning, and Luo didn't talk to me, so I slipped to the kitchen to see if I could help, at least I had practiced for a while.

Then I was arranged by the impolite chef to do all kinds of work. He brought a big bowl of rice and various accessories, including prunes, seaweed, meat floss, bacon, pickles, candied dates, dried radish...

Chef: "This is two hundred rice balls, come on, girl!"

Me holding the rice ball: "You come to help too, hey! Don't just throw it at me!"

The chef didn't have time to help me, he had to cook other big dishes, and I was forced to sit on the small bench and knead the rice balls one by one.After kneading for an hour, I felt bored and started to innovate. Triangle, square, rhombus, and spherical odd-shaped rice balls appeared.

"Did you prepare today's lunch?"

Unexpectedly, I heard Luo's voice, and I turned around to see the long legs leaning against the door. His eyes stayed on the strange seed in my hand.

"I'm just helping to make rice balls, look! These rice balls I made!" Xianbao jumped in front of him with several results. I am most proud of Sauron rice balls and Luo rice balls.

That's right, I pinched two rice balls that looked like male gods, and decorated them with seaweed and sesame seeds, which roughly looked like that.

Luo's evaluation of this is: boring.

I murmured: "What a man without a girlish heart, Sauron praised him just now."

Luo: "The head of Sauron finally has a problem with his other eye."

I:"……"

After beating me up, the long-legged man left the kitchen again, so what was he doing here, was he just trying to poison me. _(:з」∠)_

My Alpha is living a very sad life, except for Optimus Prime, I am overwhelmed by this former life in every way.

The compliment I got for serving these rice balls out at lunch put my self-doubt to rest.Sure enough, Luo is picky, I'm fine!

If Sanji is here, maybe he will blow me up fancy, I really want to meet him, and I want to eat the food he cooks.I also want to see Bepo, Chopper, Sabo, Empress, Hawkeye, Marco, Shanks...

There are a lot of people who want to visit.

After recovering from my thoughts, everyone in the restaurant was eating in full swing. Luffy stuffed my strange rice balls into the huge mouth of the abyss, and went to grab Sauron's meat in a blink of an eye.

Holding a Luo-shaped rice ball in his hand, Robin asked with a smile, "Ah, is this Trazai?"

I leaned over happily: "Robin has a good eye! I specially cut the seaweed into small pieces for the spots on the hat and the mustache on the chin!"

Robin: "It's so cute, I can't bear to eat it."

Me: "Oh? Don't feel sorry, just get bored!"

Robin: "Then leave it to you."

With a smile, Robin handed Luo Datou rice balls to me, and took another heart-shaped one to eat.

It's all in my hand, what else can I do, eat it.I bit off half of Luo Datou's face with one bite, puffed out my cheeks, and I saw Luo on the opposite side pick up a normal-shaped rice ball.

"Don't eat!" I quickly pulled out a hand and grabbed his wrist, met his suspicious eyes, and I smiled awkwardly, "Ordinary rice balls are filled with prunes, I remember you don't like to eat this."

Luo's hand trembled, his eyes swept to this row of normal rice balls, and then looked at me, silently accusing and oppressing with his eyes.

"Don't look at me like that, you can eat Sauron's big head and your own big head, I even made a heart-shaped one, look! The bread there is all butchers, shrimps, pickles and the like."

Luo disgusted: "Why should I eat that kind of weird shape?"

Me: "This is your image! Then do you want to eat plum rice balls?"

Luo: "You must have done it on purpose, are prunes edible?"

Just as I was explaining to Luo, Lu Fei swiped his long arm and poured several plates of rice balls into his mouth, leaving only one big-headed rice ball left on the scene.I quickly snatched the fish that slipped through the net and handed it to Luo with a smile.

"Now there is only Luo Datou."

"..."

Luo, who felt targeted even after eating lunch, was a little speechless today.

At night again, I slept in the hammock as usual, but I started to feel chilly in the second half of the night.The cold and clammy sea breeze kept blowing in from the half-opened windows for ventilation. I was only covered with a blanket and sneezed and woke up from the cold.

I got out of the hammock under the blanket, sniffed my nose shut the window, and dug another quilt out of the closet.

I rearranged the hammock and took the time to admire Xia Luo's sleeping face.In the room where there is no longer any fresh air circulation, Luo's braised pork pheromone quietly spread.

Meow meow, I am actually hungry after smelling it!

After tossing and getting up from the hammock again, I slipped into the kitchen to look for a late-night snack, and found a bacon sandwich and leftover white rice.I think I can hold the meal and eat it to Luo who is sleeping, anyway, it is braised meat-flavored meal pheromone.

Ah, he smells so good!

I didn't fall asleep again until after two o'clock in the morning. I have to get used to the craving smell of braised pork!

As a result, when I woke up the next morning, I had a morning erection again.I once again covered my crotch with one hand and rested my forehead with the other. Luo had already seen through me as a contemplative.

"If it's not convenient, I'll go out first."

"...What kind of eyes do you have! I still don't believe it, am I the only one like this! Don't you feel that you can't say anything in the morning!"

"Then do you want me to help you?"

"Ah? This, how can this help!"

"ROOM."

"You actually want to cut it! It's too heartless! No! You get out! This is the guy who can give you happiness!"

"..."

Luo pulled out Devil May Cry by an inch, and this time I ran out instead.If I stayed in the room any longer, I would definitely be cut off. As soon as I ran out, I saw the seascape with goose feathers and heavy snow floating outside.

Ahhh!Snowing!For the first time in my life, I saw snow at sea!I ran out of the corridor excitedly and onto the deck.

After laying the groundwork at night, a layer of snow accumulated on the boat, and Bartolomeo was shoveling snow with his younger brother.

"Hey! Little girl who eats rice, come and help shovel the snow together! You must not make it difficult for the straw hat seniors to walk!" the fanboy with the shovel ordered.

I responded loudly: "Why shovel snow! What a pity, let's build a snowman!"

Bartolomeo pointed the middle finger: "Stick your head, work quickly!"

Bartolomeo, who has no eyes on anyone but the Straw Hat Pirates, couldn't listen to me at all, so I turned to Zoro who had just come out of the room.

"Zoro! Bartolomeo won't let me make a snowman! He's a bully!"

"You bastard, don't sue Senior Sauron!"

In the end, the snow shoveling activity turned into a snowball fight game, and everyone in the boat played crazy except Luo.Zoro originally also took the cold route, but after being hit by Usopp and Franky several times with snowballs, he also pulled out his knife and chopped it down.

Usopp: "No, no one has a snowball fight with a knife!"

Sauron: "Make awareness!"

I searched for Luo's figure, squeezed a snowball, and just as I lifted it up to sneak attack, his gaze turned.

Luo's eyes: try throwing one.

Suddenly I felt that the snowball in my hand was a bit hot, so I hid in the corner holding the snowball with my mouth flattened. Sure enough, I still wanted to build a snowman when it snowed!

Sniffing, the snowball in his hand has a general appearance of Bebo, just refine the facial features.Because I was too focused on arranging the appearance of the snowman, I didn't notice that the snowstorm was getting bigger and bigger.

Until my face flushed with cold was slapped by warm and dry palms, I was startled and stared blankly at the man squatting in front of me.

"It's snowing heavily, go into the house."

"Oh~ I'm going to pile it up soon! I piled up Bebo! Does it look like it?" I nodded, and when Luo's hand was about to be pulled away from my face, I pressed the back of his hand, don't Rubbing his face twice, he smiled and said, "Your hands are so warm, be me a warm baby~"

It's actually very fun to provoke this boss once in a while, it's still the same as when I was a child.

Luo was a little dazed by my sudden rubbing of my palms, and then lowered the brim of his hat to cover his eyes so as not to meet my gaze.Suddenly, my heart throbbed and beat faster.

Huh?Sudden heartbeat?

"Three minutes to finish." He withdrew his hand.

"Ow!"

……

Then it snowed heavily, and everyone stayed indoors all day and night.Luffy fell asleep, Sauron took care of his three knives, Usopp bragged every day, and the fans burst into tears.And I stuck to Robin and Franky to play cards, and taught them how to fight the landlord.

I asked Luo Ye to play, but he glanced at me and returned to the room without paying any attention.Hmph, Mensao!

After sailing through this sea area, the sky cleared the next day, and I used a fireball to melt the snow on the deck.If the Uchiha family knows that I use signature ninjutsu to grill fish and melt snow, they will definitely vomit blood.

It was at this time of peace and harmony that Bartolomeo once again showed the spirit of the European emperor, and he found an antidote from the melting snowdrift.

I dashed over and dragged Bartolomeo to the grocery store, "You picked it up again! Give it to me!"

Bartolomeo pulled two to five to eighty thousand, folded his hands on his chest, triumphantly: "Then please beg me~"

"The same sun and the moon are fighting for glory, the boss with unlimited potential favored by the Straw Hat Pirates, I, Jin Xiaoquan, sincerely beg you to give me the antidote! The Straw Hat Pirates are the sun, and you are the one chasing the sun." sunflowers!"

After bragging nonsense, it was really flattering to the right place. Bartolomeo's cheeks flushed with excitement, and he stuffed the antidote into my hand without saying a word, and gave me a passionate hug.

So, the world of fans is very simple!

As soon as I got the antidote, I turned around and ran back to the room to find Luo, who was sitting on the bedside with a nautical map in his hand.

I smiled and leaned over: "Hi!"

Trazai, who didn't give me a single look, said, "Say."

"Bartolomeo found the antidote! I brought it here, congratulations, you are going to be free! You don't have to worry about being thrown down by me anymore!"

I announced it excitedly, Luo finally looked over, and I shook the red antidote in my hand.

"Look, you can inject it from wherever you want, and the medicine is guaranteed to cure the disease!"

Folding the map in his hand and putting it away, Luo took the potion from me, but he was not in a hurry to inject it, and he still looked at ease.

"After I injected, have you completed the task?"

"I don't know, if you are the last one, then my mission here is complete!"

"Looks like he's leaving."

"No way, after all, I am the savior who wants to save the entire dimensional world!" I flirted with my bangs flirtatiously, bragging a bit.

"I originally wanted to invite you to the Red Heart Pirates, but now it seems that I don't need it."

What!Don't say the words of inviting me to board the boat with a calm face!I am super unstable, especially in front of male gods!

However, if I become a crew member, there is a bit of a superior-subordinate relationship, so it's not convenient for me to lick freely.For example, subordinates are not allowed to poke the boss's mouth and so on.

Alas, no matter how I think about it, I can't get on his boat, because I have my own tasks.Damn, maybe Luo said it on purpose to tease me!

I retracted my emotion for a second, and said melancholy: "Although you are my male god, if you allow me to refuse to board your boat, just let me be a woman like the wind."

Ignoring my coquettish speech at all, Luo injected the antidote into his arm.

[System: Congratulations, the task is completed, and you will enter the next world immediately. 】

well?It turns out that Luo has always been the last infected person!Damn, why are Sabo, Sanji, and Marco not infected!

Moreover, I really want to go to BIGMOM's Wanguo!The place where there is marshmallow snow, and the house made of chocolate, is simply the reappearance of the fairy tale world!My childhood dream, woo woo woo, I want to go sightseeing, I want to eat sweet houses.

I have never been to many new places here, it is really a big loss.It's frustrating OTZ that the relationship with Ro isn't going anywhere either.

"Hey, congratulations on your recovery, I can no longer perceive the smell of braised pork."

"Are you looking congratulatory?"

I continued with a downcast face: "You are the last infected person, I have completed the mission in this world, and I am leaving soon."

Luo Na's casual look finally changed, "World missions? Where are you going?"

"I don't know where to go in the next world. I'm just a rootless weed floating~Although I still want to sail with you, but the mission can't be delayed." With a long sigh, I patted him on the shoulder without fear of death, "But you It's time to be happy, I'm finally going to get out of here, this annoying spirit!"

Luo said nothing.

I pouted shamelessly: "Then how about kissing the one goodbye at the end! As my former natal male god." Anyway, it's impossible, I just want to flirt.

Ruthless and unyielding: "I refuse."

Me: "Then it's okay to hold one!"

Luo: "Don't always think about taking advantage of men."

I pressed in a low voice, "It's not like I take advantage of anyone's advantage." Look at how gentle I was to Xiaolang and Gaara back then.

Luo: "Should I feel honored?"

I compromised: "Okay, you are the flower of Gaoling."

[System: Really give up?Oh, I'm leaving. 】

"I'm leaving! But before I leave, I have to give special instructions! Even if you are allied with the Straw Hats, don't mess around, let alone force yourself. Although you are a person who is used to planning first, you also have a crazy side. So, you must You must cherish your body and live well! If Corazon is still alive, he will agree with me!"

"Yeah, I got it."

Fearing that this big guy wouldn't want to listen to my bullshit, I moved out of Corazon on purpose, but he obediently obediently agreed.I was hopelessly terrified.

"Then, I also have something to tell you."

This is very fresh, I quickly sat down and looked at him expectantly, "What is it?"

"When you meet an Omega, don't hesitate to mark it when you have the chance."

"……what!?"

"You don't know who else will be your target, and you don't know who will regard you as a target. Omega that has not surrendered to you is dangerous, let alone Alpha will appear, you should not leave any trouble."

When Luo said this, he was quite serious, but I was not serious, blushing and said: "Well, although I am a bit thick-skinned, why would I label others casually."

Luo poked my face with the handle of the knife, "It's just a temporary mark to improve your safety. Don't think too strangely. The opponent is the easiest to win when he attacks. Don't have inexplicable soft-hearted emotions."

I said sadly: "But I'm a rookie, and I may not be able to fight an Omega attack, otherwise you will be marked by me."

Luo: "...It's up to you. You have to learn to use your own strengths and develop your potential strength."

Me: "Got it, Teacher Luo! In order to thank you for your advice, please let me give you a hug!"

Luo's face twitched: "Did you listen to it?"

I glanced at the guy in front of me maliciously, and pointed at the window and shouted, "Beibo, why are you here!"

The moment Luo looked in the direction I pointed, I opened my hands and hugged him in a bear hug.

Aww!I got it!I finally hugged him as an adult!The adult version of Strongman Lock Man is completed!

Before Luo had any chance to educate me, the next second, I disappeared into the room.

After days of boating, I was still in a daze when I stepped on the solid concrete floor, and I always had the illusion that I was still dangling on the boat.

Alas, it's a pity, if I had been faster just now, maybe I could have sneaked a wave of kisses.Jin Xiaoquan, you have lost again.

I may not have the chance to meet Da Luoluo in the future _(:з」∠)_.

[System: Don't miss the old days, look forward, new snacks are waiting for you. 】

Emmmmm, yes!

I found myself in front of an office building, and a tall man with a full-on side-cut hairstyle and a denim jacket walked past me.

There was a girl on the side of the road greeting him with a blushing face. I stared at the man for a while. Isn't this the hot bull king who combed the boy and made him wear the skinny jeans he loves!

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The Woying you ordered is on the table, and the rhythm is up!I'll just see how many people climb the wall_(:з」∠)_