[Comprehensive] Help!The male gods have all turned into omega!

As soon as I said these words and made such a courteous behavior, the three Omegas hiding behind immediately exploded into fireworks.

Led by Yinshi, the three of them showed a sad expression that I was a poor person, as if I was a peerless scumbag who cheated, cheated, cheated, and finally sold them into a kiln.

So the grand scene of Omega fighting Alpha broke out on the scene, and I was caught in the middle and became a sandwich cake.

A Miao thinks that as an Alpha, I should ravage these poor little fat sheep together with them, while Yinshi thinks that since I am the heroine of this article, I am naturally responsible for his life and property.

My brain hurt from their noise, so I simply stood on the bed with my hands on my hips, showing the peak Alpha pheromone.After a wave of rinsing, no matter it is the smell or the pheromones of different fragrances, they are firmly suppressed by my earthy sweet-scented osmanthus.

After many times of show operations, summing up the experience, I have controlled my pheromones very stably.When they were about to look uncomfortable in Yinshi, I restrained my smell in time.

"Calm down, everyone, now we can have a good talk." Standing at the highest point, I looked down at the group of big shots.

Kagura looked at me with fishy eyes, "You look so fucking, who are you, Aru?"

Me: "So you don't even know who I am! What are you fighting for here! At least listen to me!"

Kagura: "Give me three hundred yen, and I'll listen to your nonsense!"

In order for Kagura to listen to me quietly, I took out a few coins from my wallet and put them in her palm.She obediently sat down on the floor immediately, and Gintoki at the side also reached out her hand.

"Adults and children must have a share, and one cannot favor one over another!" The brazen man uttered these begging words without shame.

I sighed, the system gave the money anyway, so I took out a big bill and handed it to Yin Shi without any distress.He happily took it, and said that he could have a good meal tonight, and it seemed that he was not even afraid of the Alpha opposite.

Me: "My name is Jin Xiaoquan, and I am here to save the savior who is infected with the ABO virus."

Earth Fang: "Savior...you have a second stroke, right?"

Okita: "Mr. Hichikata, what qualifications do you have to complain about others? Compared with this second-rate and third-rate heroine, you look like a mayonnaise monster with underdeveloped cerebellum."

"Hey, you guys, pay attention to the tone of your speech to our boss!"

"It's Aru!"

Wanshiwu who immediately stood in line because he took my money.

I'm so tired! Hey!It took me more than half an hour to explain the cause of the virus to them, which is completely different from what I imagined!I thought that Wanshiwu should help find the reconciliation potion for the infected people very quickly, but I didn't expect even the protagonist to be recruited!And there are more Alpha than Omega!

Is it really the world of Gintama?

I solemnly concluded: "In short, I have explained it clearly, so everyone needs to work together to find antidotes and inhibitors!"

Jiubingwei raised his hand and said, "I don't think it's right."

Me: "What's wrong, goddess."

Jiubingwei: "Please call me a male god, now I am also a [beep——] person."

Yinshi: "If you tell you to look for it, don't bother! You think it's a big deal if you have a long screw under your crotch, don't you? Ah Yin tells you that the world with handles is very cruel!"

Jiubingwei: "Shut up, mine is bigger than yours."

Yin Shi: "..."

After Gintoki said he was autistic, Kubei looked at me seriously again and said, "I don't want to recover. I have the body I dreamed of. Please set me free."

Me: "..." Why don't you play cards according to common sense, goddess!Although the first time I saw Jiubingwei appear on the stage, I really thought she was a handle, and my heart was moved.

The little ape who still had no glasses said to the trash can: "That's right, when I finally get [beep——] silver, I can't confiscate my crime tools!"

Well, I was also autistic!This world is poisonous!Toxic!

Take a deep breath, I can't be led into a ditch by this group of people, I have to complete my mission, and I can't forget the main line.Touching my steady beating heart, I seem to have the courage to fight.

"It must return to normal! If you don't do it according to my method, the screws you have grown will explode in a month! It will explode like fireworks! Phew~boom! Bloody flesh, pieces of flesh flying everywhere!"

These words successfully frightened the Alpha on the opposite side.

Catherine was the first to say that she would work hard to find the antidote for me. Although the cat-eared girl looks a bit masculine, she is really worry-free!

[System: I'm going to bluff people, it's amazing, I'm really relieved. 】

Be polite, after all, this world cannot be judged by common sense, and if the mind is not firm, it will definitely overturn!

But now there are two problems to be solved.

The first one is to temporarily mark these Omega, so that it doesn't matter if there is no inhibitor, and you can find the antidote with peace of mind.

The second is to help me find potential Omega objects.

A Miao: "Who do you think may become the dessert?"

Goddess, your description is terrible.

"80% of the possibility is Yato Kamui, who is Kagura's older brother, and then Katsura Kotaro and Takasugi Shinsuke." That's right, these are the walls I climbed over.

As soon as they heard the name of an old acquaintance, some people's reactions became louder.

Yin Shi: "The things you said are either insane or secondary illnesses!"

Me: "Oh, she looks good."

Yinshi picked his nostrils, and flicked the dark matter he dug out onto my bed, and said sourly: "It's really going downhill. If your mother in the country knows that you only look at people and faces, she will faint from crying."

Me: "..." You ate the booger that bounced over to me!

Can I still have this room?I want to change rooms!

Kagura also imitated Gintoki's appearance, and said with disgust: "My brother is just a sand sculpture Aru, even if he becomes an Omega, he must smell like a septic tank!"

brothers and sisters...

I can't reason with these guys. I strongly express the need to help each other. Alpha, headed by A Miao, is very talkative and expresses his full help.And Omega, headed by Yinshi, made a request.

With a cigarette in his mouth, Tufang said with a drag, "It's okay to help you, but there is one condition."

I raised my forehead: "As a people's policeman, what terrible things are you talking about, and you still make conditions with me! You should do your best to help without asking for anything in return!"

Earth Fang: "This condition is not difficult, just let you temporarily mark the three of us."

Me: "...what's the difference between you and asking me to eat poop."

Hijikata fried hair: "Who is poop, hey! And I just smell like stinky shoes, just take a bite and you'll be fine!"

I flinched from being yelled at by him, and said helplessly: "What you said is like asking me to bite a piece of shit casually."

Tufang: "I told you it's not poop!"

Me: "Well, it happens that there are so many Alphas, one for each of them is enough, didn't A Miao and the others still compete for you just now?"

A Miao: "Oh, I forgot, I bit the general, so I can't bite anyone else. Let the stinky mud go to the sisters."

Liar hello!You still wanted to bite these poor fellows before!It must be that they are too stinky.

Catherine frowned: "My mother also bit the general! Who the fuck wants stinky mud, his mouth will rot if he eats it!"

Kagura: "No! The mint shogun belongs to my queen! These bugs belong to you!"

Jiubingwei: "It belongs to Ms. A Miao, and Ms. A Miao belongs to me! I don't want any maggots crawling out of these latrines either!"

Little Ape: "General, I also took a bite, but I only have Yinshi in my heart! Except for Yinshi, this maggot is mine, and the other maggots are for you!"

A blue vein popped up on Yinshi's forehead: "The more you bastards talk, the more you go too far!"

It's really getting worse and worse, poof——

Tufang: "Don't laugh!"

I quickly smoothed the corner of my mouth with my hand, and said with a smothered smile, "Sorry."

Okita's scarlet eyes locked on me firmly, I didn't notice his gradually dangerous gaze at first, until I turned around and saw it, I was startled.

If I didn't pay attention, I was pushed onto the bed by Okita, and everyone present was shocked!

"Rather than being bitten by these sows that evolved from dinosaurs, it's cheaper for you, a third-rate heroine. Hey, open your mouth quickly, do you want me to tie your neck with a chain?"

It suddenly turned black, this little brother shaking S!It's so cruel before the sublimation period!And where is the Omega that forced Alpha to open his mouth to bite himself!

For the canned herring that was delivered to my door, I felt nauseated in my stomach. When Gintoki and Hijikata ran up to subdue Okita, I turned over and vomited at the foot of the bed.

Kagura: "Shake S boy, you vomited Koizumi! Kneel down and apologize, and lick her vomit clean by the way!"

I will never let go of Okita's Kagura at any time, and this time I must support her.

I didn't eat breakfast or lunch, and I threw up a puddle. What did I do wrong?

After I washed my face and came out, I found that Okita was chained by them.

I took out the boldness of the peak Alpha, took a deep breath, and announced very forcefully: "I have already decided, and we will solve it internally! Ape marks Gintoki, Kagura marks Okita, A Miao marks Hijikata, and the remaining Kubei TBA with Catherine!"

Catherine and Jiubingwei breathed a sigh of relief, and said in unison: "It's great not to have to eat poop."

Yinshi: "Go away! I don't want you to chew on me yet! Ah Yin disagrees! Except you! Ah Yin, don't be marked by these evil spirits in women's skin!"

Looking at what the male god said, those who didn't know thought that he was deeply in love with me, but it was actually just a coquettish manipulation to save his life.After all, it will be much safer to be marked by me.

I ignored Yinshi's protests and just patiently explained to A Miao and the others.

"The marked Omega will have feelings of admiration for the marked person, and become dependent and obedient to the other party, but this is the aftereffect, you have to pay attention to it yourself."

The group of goddesses waved their hands in unison: "Don't worry, even if I jump off the stairs and die outside, I won't be moved by these maggots."

Little ape, I don't think you are qualified to say such words at all!

When the general situation was almost settled, dozens of policemen rushed in, led by the Chief of the Police Department, Matsudaira Kataguriko.But he is not the main character, it is the general wearing a small floral bed sheet who walks out from behind him!

We collectively watched the star-studded general come out with black faces. The general glanced around, his warm eyes were full of love, and then he took off the sheet on his body.

I was so shocked that my dog's eyes widened. The general's white and smooth skin, which was only wearing a pair of briefs, was covered with teeth marks. Not to mention the glands on the back of his neck, not much skin was clean at all!Those red marks silently told how insanely treated the general had been before.

At the same time, the faint minty fragrance of the general without clothes is really a breath of fresh air among all the stinks.My two eggs and one bird had a slight tendency to raise their heads, so I quickly covered my crotch.

So, is the general here to arrest people now?Who gave him a fatal bite!

The author has something to say:

Two eggs, one bird: I can do this general!

Koizumi: You can't, go down!