[Comprehensive] Help!The male gods have all turned into omega!

With a hint of guilt, I licked up the earthwork treat, and after performing the CD-ROM operation, I swaggered out the door.As soon as he went out, he saw the scene of Xiaoyuan and Yinshi preparing to do some eighteen forbidden things at the opposite door.

I was so frightened that I dropped the biscuits I gave as a gift. I rushed over and dragged the two people who were going to perform the old man pushing the cart to the corner of the alley next to me.

"It hurts! I hit my nose!"

Pulling the faceplate off the wall, the little ape with a nosebleed squirts at me wildly.And the flushed Yinshi was hovering on the edge of sublimation, shouting while tugging at his collar.

"The third-rate heroine hurry up and let go of Ah Yin's Alpha, we both have to go to work!"

I shook off Yin Shi, who was about to jump over to hug the little ape's thigh, and pushed the little ape's shoulders with both hands, "Be sober, sober, sober! This is fake! Little ape!"

Xiao Yuan: "No! It's true! Ah Yin is throwing himself into my arms! He wants me to melt him with fire-like enthusiasm! Accept him! Let him go to the peak!"

Me: "...What kind of bad words are these, in short, wake up! It's okay for him to lose his mind, but you can't lose his mind!"

Yinshi, who was shaken away by me, sat on the ground like a little daughter-in-law, he slightly raised his eyes to look at me, and said bitterly: "Ayin, I gave you a chance to mark it, you are the one who sent Ah Yin to another woman. Pushed in my arms! Now you want to coax me back with jealousy? Tell you! It’s too late! I can’t coax me well!”

you go away!Where did the heroine of the eight o'clock file come from!Beng's Kongzhi orangutans don't even know each other!

I must be out of my mind to let the little ape mark the silver time, and the end of pissing off the peak Alpha is that I temporarily marked the little ape together with the silver time.

[System: You've finally made it this far, good job, take down all the Alphas! 】

No, I'm just a stopgap measure.Fortunately, I bit Yinshi first, and then the little ape, and used her aroma to dilute the salty fish smell left in my mouth by Yinshi.

Walking out of the alley, Yinshi and Xiaoyuan changed their hot style before, and I glanced over, and the two showed cute and cute eyes.The little ape shyly wanted to undress in front of me.

This shocked me, I hurried forward and pulled up the clothes that had faded to her shoulders, covered her tightly, and then said in amazement: "...What are you doing?"

The little ape winked and said, "Of course I'm serving you~the strongest pile driver~"

I blushed and stammered and refused: "No, no, thank you!"

The little ape did not know where to take out a piece of dog chain: "Then dear, you handcuff me! Put me in your dog cage of love!"

I used to think that I was already very good at licking dogs, but now that I have seen the little ape, I know that my skill is far from enough...

Yin Shi pushed away the beautiful body that was about to pounce on me, and said with disgust: "Go away, you sow, she is mine!"

The little ape was full of disgust: "Can you go away from the salty fish-smelling maggots? Don't think that I have loved you before, so you can be unrestrained."

Yinshi: "Hmph, you're not mean, how can you please Koizumi's heart with such a vibrator who comes to your door automatically. Ah Yin will tell you, what is Zhenggong!"

You two, you almost had a relationship 3 minutes ago...

I really am a sinful woman.

When I didn't like Yin Shi, even the empathetic little ape surprised me, how can I stand up to the burning love of the male god and goddess adult.Before they evolved from a literary fight to a martial one, I stood in the middle.

"No quarreling! No fighting! Be united and friendly!"

Then give Yin Shi some change to buy a chocolate sundae to eat and coax him, and by the way, touch the little ape's head, kiss her face, and coax her too.

Yin Shi was eating the sundae, dissatisfied: "Why did you kiss her, not Ah Yin!"

Oops, oops, this salted fish god is a bit cute, although he is cute.Fortunately, the smell of silver time can keep me alert to myself at all times!

I immediately turned my eyes away from him, looked at the sky and sighed: "Look, there are spaceships in the sky."

Yinshi: "...Hey, look at my face! Ah Yin is not as good as the spaceship?"

This is for my own good, and also for the good of Dr. Luo who is far away in the sky.

The contented little ape popped love bubbles anytime, anywhere, put his hands on my arms, and rested his head on my shoulders.She looked like a little bird clinging to others, and she didn't care that Yin Shi's complexion was bad at all.

He walked into the Shinsengumi in an awkward embrace, and Hijikata looked at me twitching from the corners of his eyes, with his arms crossed and a half-lit cigarette dangling from his mouth.

The policeman's gaze was too sharp, and I was under a lot of pressure. I immediately explained in a low voice: "I, I can't watch them sink together, so I marked them together." Why do I feel so guilty when I say this?

The little monkey saw me admitting cowardice, and reached an unprecedented tacit understanding with Yinshi at this moment, they both hid me behind them at the same time, and looked at Hijikata with provocative eyes.

Yinshi imitated the sarcastic old lady and said, "Ouch~ I thought who it was, isn't this the deputy head of the ghost with V-shaped bangs who loves mayonnaise with glaucoma? Are you borrowing the toilet here?"

Tufang was furious: "This is Lao Tzu's Shinsengumi! Get the hell out of here!"

The little ape smirked: "Oh, stop putting on Koizumi Masamiya's face, it's obviously a monster with stinky shoes. My baby Quan likes my milk the most~"

What are you talking about, little monkey!Where is the milk!But the breasts do look impressive, no, wake up Jin Xiaoquan!

Tufang: "...you two get out together! Take a taxi and get out!"

Yin Shi: "Go away!"

Tufang: "Why! This is Lao Tzu's territory!"

Yinshi: "A Yin is the male lead of Gintama! Koizumi as the heroine and A Yin are made in heaven, and what was announced later doesn't count!"

Xiao Yuan: "You poor, curly-haired, sloppy booger who even needs to sell his kidneys to pay back the rent, what qualifications do you have to be Quan Baobao's main palace, and you get out of here too! My mother's milk is the best!"

Hijikata: "She doesn't need mother's milk, well, you are really terrible from the inside out!"

Little Ape: "That's better than you stinky shoe mayonnaise monster!"

Yin Shi: "Ah Yin thinks everyone here is rubbish!"

Faced with such a tragedy, I didn't even have the courage to persuade a fight. Can Liang Jingo lend me some courage?Why is there such a big Shinsengumi that there is no one to persuade them to fight.

[System: Fire breaks out in your own backyard, put it out by yourself, don't count on innocent passers-by, be more mature. 】

If you have time to watch a movie, don’t know how to help me!

Little ape: "Baby Quan hasn't talked with me from poetry to philosophy of life yet! She doesn't care about you maggots!"

Yinshi: "She will take Ah Yin to look at the stars and the moon together, and then go into the grove together in the dead of night!"

Earthwork: "Dirty embryo!"

Yin Shi: "Don't you think so!"

Hijikata: "Koizumi will only eat mayonnaise with me."

Little Ape: "Don't force your lover to eat poop! Be a human being!"

No, this scene is almost overturned.

I was clutching my stomach a little uncomfortably. As soon as I reacted on one side, the other side immediately noticed it. Three people swooped over and surrounded me.

Yin Shi: "What's wrong!"

Xiao Yuan: "My spring! What's wrong with you! I'll take you to the hospital right away! I'll give you a good checkup from body to heart! I can also change into a nurse's outfit for you!"

Tufang: "Where is it uncomfortable, tell me."

"You guys are so noisy, I feel bad!"

"..."

The three of them were subtly silent when a swear word came out. I'm sorry I shouldn't say such a shameful thing.Just when I was about to apologize and adjust the conflict, all three of them blushed, revealing a bit of boyishness.

The trio of love rivals said in unison: "Since you feel so distressed, you can only get along well."

"……"well?You don't fight anymore?

Just when I thought I could breathe a sigh of relief, the noise of Kagura and Okita came from outside again, accompanied by the sound of ecstasy panting.After a while, I saw Okita throwing Gui, which was bundled like a hairy crab, in front of me.

It feels like a young couple bringing gifts to their hometown during the New Year...

The author has something to say:

Here is a panda who went back to the countryside for the New Year today. There is no internet connection in my hometown, and the Internet cafe is not convenient.So the update is about to jump, and I worked hard to save two chapters...

The next update will be February 2th, the day of Chinese New Year's Eve!I will reply to your messages when I get back to town!