The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Fred and George thought it was too much for a pigeon to be put more than twice by Maringrom, and for whatever reason neither of them were willing to accept it.Although Professor Lu Ping's class style, the two of them also think it's not bad.But this is different. They signed up for the most boring "History of Magic" not to listen to the stories. If it wasn't for Ma Linglong, then what's the point of attending the class?

"Twice," said George.

"More than two times." Fred said, and he counted, "Including last week, a total of four times."

Yes, four times, Ma Linglong has asked Lu Ping to replace "History of Magic" four times.She was supposed to assist Lupine in class, but this time it was the other way around, but it was also good, Lupine's ability to adapt to the classroom had improved dramatically.

"Look, there's someone there." Fred also spotted Stark.

George asked uncertainly, "He came from the direction of Professor Lillian?"

"No doubt about it," said Fred. "Take him."

"Good afternoon, children." Stark pretended to walk past the two boys calmly.

Fred and George turned their heads and said at the same time: "Hey, I haven't seen you before." They hurried to Stark to block his way, "From America?" Twins don't compare each other because of each other. Older people will respect you.

"Yes," said Stark, "American Wizard."

The two little boys couldn't hide their mischievous eyes, and Stark was very familiar with that look. He always looked at everyone with such eyes when he was younger than them: "What's the matter, boy Boys." Stark maintained a highly vigilant gaze and looked at the pair of almost identical boys from head to toe.

Given that he had been attacked by Draco, Stark seemed very cautious this time.

For a moment, he felt that this should be a clone made by magic. He hoped that he could find the body with the naked eye, and then Stark dismissed the idea: "Twins?" he said, "That's interesting." , Can your parents tell who you are? "

The twins froze for a moment, they didn't expect this new face to talk so much.

"Let me guess." Fred also looked at Stark, without answering the other's question about his parents, "Are you the new professor?"

"I can't see it," George said. "Maybe it's a parent of a student." But he couldn't think of a student around who looked like Stark.

Stark was racing his brain to make a final choice between the two proposals they offered: "I'm your professor, the new professor," he said, straightening up without showing the slightest guilt. chest.

"You are us?"

"The new professor?"

How clever the twins are, they knew that Stark would never be a professor. In fact, Fred and George thought he might be a member of the Ministry of Magic, and they were very familiar with what the Ministry of Magic looked like.Stark raised his neck high and high, just like those guys from the Ministry of Magic.Hearing that Hagrid's griffin was going to be executed, perhaps this strange face had come for that.

And the twins hated the megalomaniacs of the Ministry.

"That would be really nice," said Fred solemnly, as if he were a studious top student (although his grades were really good), "maybe you can answer some difficult questions for us." Tucker, like taking him to a swamp puddle, made his expensive coat sticky.

George pretended to be authentic: "Yes, this issue is very important to us, you have to come with us."

Stark obviously knew what they were planning, and those two pairs of ghostly eyeballs couldn't hide the secret at all: "No, boys, I have important things to solve, I'm afraid I can't go with you Anywhere." His masterful lying skills blinded Stark to any openings, "Okay, get out of the way." He continued to lift his chin in a commanding tone.

"If you are our teacher, you should help the students who are in difficulty." Fred insisted.

Then George also said: "There is nothing wrong, unless you are not."

"Of course I am." Stark bluffed, "Not every teacher is the same, children, I said, wait, what are your names, let me record, if you continue to pester, maybe I have to deduct points for you." Facing the two troublemakers, Stark was even more unreasonable than they were.

This is thanks to the fact that he still remembered the system of adding and deducting points that Ma Linglong used in class.

The twins probably felt that they had encountered a strong enemy, so they planned to go too far with high spirits.

"My name is Ron," said Fred, "Ron Weasley."

"My name is Harry," said George, "Harry Weasley."

"Gryffindor deduction..." Stark paused, "20 points deduction, I think it's about the same, 10 points per person." He announced mercilessly, "Lying to the teacher, abusing other students' names, what else? , Oh, by the way, block the teacher's way, I guess I can deduct 10 more points for you, do you want to try." He imitated Ma Linglong's appearance, serious and unrefutable.

Stark was able to see through the twins' lies not only because he was superior in lying, but in fact, in his eyes, the two children in front of him were not as good at deceiving as when he was five years old.So, even if he didn't know that the names of Ron and Harry belonged to two other younger children, Stark could easily spot the pair of boys who had the same appearance, figure, and hairstyle.

He should be thankful that these two little fellows happened to say names familiar to Stark, and it was these two names that immediately reminded him that the red and yellow colors represented Gryffindor, and Stark more than once Hear from Sirius how he described the two colors as unique.

"No, you can't deduct our points!" Fred's eyes flickered with panic, he had never had a similar expression in front of any teacher, well, except Ma Linglong.

It looks like Stark is second.

"Yes, new teachers are not eligible to deduct points." George said, he said eagerly, "You haven't taught us yet."

They've obviously determined that Stark is probably the real professor, although they can't guess what the other person teaches so far, but that doesn't matter at all.Maybe Hagrid was about to be fired and he was replacing Hagrid.But seeing Stark's decent grooming, the twins felt that it was impossible for the other party to accept the course of "Protection of Fantastic Beasts". To be honest, apart from Hagrid, I am afraid that not many teachers are really qualified for that.

Ferocious animals and all kinds of dung are not for people who wear gold-trimmed clothes.

"Why can't I." Stark, like a real wizard, imitated Ma Linglong and said arrogantly, "This is not your name, don't try to lie to me, I know, Ron and Harry are Two other little boys. One has red hair, just like you, and the other has a scar on his forehead." He paused, "Hey, wait, red hair like Ron, you are indeed Weasleys Are you right, if I read correctly, there are indeed similarities between you two."

"Oh!" Fred interrupted, "Professor Mustache, we just wanted to make a joke for you, there is no malice, I hope you can forget the deducted points, we can give you some good things."

George added: "You can treat this as a welcome gift." With a wave of his hand, he drew white quills from the wizard's cloak.

"You want to bribe me?" Stark took the quill and looked at it casually for a while. He felt an illusion of returning to the European Middle Ages. "Use this feather?"

"It's not ordinary hair," Fred said, "as long as you..." He suddenly said something Stark couldn't understand at the root of the feather, and then the fluff arranged on the feather stick turned into something like Caterpillar-like living things fell down one by one.

Before Stark could react in time, the caterpillar squirmed its body and quickly crawled into the sleeve of Stark's clothes.Stark screamed, but in the next second, all the bugs were transferred to Fred's face, and now Fred screamed.

A red rash appeared on his skin where the caterpillars crawled over. Soon, the caterpillars turned into moths, and then they all flew away. Dozens of small white moths turned into gray powder when they reached the zenith.

"Oh, Merlin!" George said in amazement, "How did you do it!" There was an unabashed look of admiration in his eyes.

Stark was stunned by what he saw, and he didn't know how he did it, because he didn't do anything at all, and he was obviously glad that the disgusting bugs didn't get on his skin, because it seemed These are not ordinary bugs, they were originally feathers, but suddenly they became caterpillars.There was an allergic reaction where the caterpillar had crawled, and Stark looked around hoping the thing wasn't contagious.

What Ma Linglong said was very effective every time. It is extremely dangerous for a Muggle to be in the magical world, and Stark has fully understood it.

Fred's prank was backfired. He didn't expect it to happen. His original plan was to use these bugs to teach this arrogant mustache a hard lesson. Anyway, he didn't know what they were called. of.

"George, oh, George, help me, one has crawled into my mouth." Fred covered his face and yelled, "Quickly, find Professor Lillian, she is very good at breaking spells."

"Are you Linglong's students?" Stark asked, he was at a loss what to do in front of him, and Fred looked like he was seriously injured, his face was gradually getting bigger and swollen, like an inflated ball.

"You call her by her Chinese name?" George's eyes glowed, "Are you pursuing her?"

"Okay, George, I hope you've noticed that this is not the time to talk about this, I'm itching to die!" Fred's prank failed for the first time, but he didn't intend to take the account on Stark's head On the contrary, he was very happy that his invention and George's invention could be so effective.

"Oh, yes, I've found out that our little invention works." George turned to Stark and said, "Don't count on it, Professor Lillian already has someone she likes, what's his name, Fer Red?"

"Nee or something." Fred scratched his face, which had become abnormally red and swollen.

Stark was taken aback. "Jesus, you look like you're going to explode," he said. "You're going to use something so dangerous on me?"

"It's not dangerous." Fred's face was swollen like a reddish deformed tomato, his voice was a little muffled by the deformation of his lips, "It's just a little itchy." He said nonchalantly, "Okay, yes It's itchy."

To wizards, it's an unpleasant prank, but to Muggles, it's deadly.

"Aha, I remembered." George said, "It stinks (stank)!"

Stark corrected: "It's Stark, Tony Stark."

"Yes, that's it, so you know," said George.

"Of course he knows." Ma Linglong's voice sounded behind Stark, "Because he is."

Ma Linglong was deeply asleep, but was suddenly awakened. She felt that someone cast a spell on Stark. This feeling was very subtle. It seemed that Ma Linglong could sense this only when Stark was human.And when Draco used the levitation spell on Stark when he was still in cat form, Ma Linglong didn't feel anything.

She really wanted to fall asleep again, Ma Linglong's whole body was sore and limp, and thanks to Stark, her buttocks became more sensitive, and she would expect the remaining 99 slaps after waking up.

Well, now is definitely not the time to slap, Ma Linglong is very worried, Stark is not in the house, and at this time he has become a human being, Stark must be very careful in every word and deed, but Stark can do everything, but he doesn't pay attention to safety.

Ma Linglong applied a layer of khaki mud on Fred's face (George said it looked like shit), which smelled a bit like sulfur, and Fred drew a smiling face on the shit-like mud surface with his fingers in front of the mirror.

"I wish you were like this," George told him. "You always wish you were older. You look like an overcooked dung egg."

Fred stuck his tongue out, and from the middle of that muck, a real grimace was born.

Although the twins were severely taught by Ma Linglong and deducted 3 points from each of them, this will not affect the good mood of the two troublemakers at this moment.They were so interested in meeting the legendary man Ma Linglong in this situation, and Stark's appearance was also a high score for the two boys.More importantly, they were once worried that with Ma Linglong's strange eyes, whether her boyfriend would be a taciturn and boring guy like Snape.

Obviously not, Stark is not only not boring, he is also extremely funny.

The two boys forgot about the attempted prank just now.

"Shut up." Ma Linglong said.

"We haven't said anything yet," the twins said at the same time.

"You too, Stark." Ma Linglong said.

Stark said aggrievedly: "I haven't said anything yet."

They were indeed quiet for about a minute, or less. Before that, even when Fred's face was still in the tomato shape, the two talkative boys almost shared Stark's family history. They are almost fully understood.I have to say, from the current point of view, the twins love Stark to death, and his reactor, the blue metal ring has taken away the souls of the two children, and they even stare in front of Ma Linglong. Discuss how to get the thing on Stark's chest.

This is why they lost 6 points.

And Stark boldly showed it to them, like a show off, without defense.

The twins have never spoken a word to a real Muggle, and of course they have never met, but they have a good impression of Muggles, at least more than the Ministry of Magic, because of Mr. Weasley's relationship.Perhaps before they actually met Stark, they had a certain degree of hostility towards this rumored character. Until they actually met Stark himself, the twins were instantly attracted by his charm.

Because Stark called them "inventors", they told him about the quill and many interesting gizmos, and Stark gave him a high evaluation.

"You guys are about to start talking." Ma Linglong said, "Fred, don't grab it with your hands, do you want to leave a scar on your face?"

"It's not bad." Fred said, but he obediently withdrew his hand from his face. "This is a memorable day, Professor Lillian. You can't stop the technical talks of the three inventors."

"You are not in the same world at all." Ma Linglong said.

"Neither are you," said the twins, "but you obviously had a great time talking, and we've forgiven you for not coming to class, and you have to give us a chance to share ideas with your peers."

"Don't get too far." Ma Linglong said sullenly, but the next second, Stark hugged her on her lap and interrupted her conversation.

The twins laughed.They are now part of the Stark faction.

"Don't worry about the children, you see how handsome they are, they will soon catch up with me." Stark kissed Ma Linglong on the face, "You don't care about the technical exchanges between us men, you should close your eyes Squint for a moment and look at your dark circles."

"Oh!" The two boys hissed again precisely at the same time, "Maybe it's okay if you kiss on the mouth, we've closed our eyes." Actually, they didn't.

Ma Linglong stared at them: "Gryffindor..."

"No, no, stop taking points," George begged. "Let's shut up."

Most of the students were afraid of losing points. It would not only mean that they had made a serious mistake, but it would be a slander to the honor of the entire college. The twins allowed themselves to make mistakes, but they didn't want to lose points to the house.

"I'll add it back for you." Stark said, "You can say whatever you want."

Ma Linglong snorted coldly.

The twins immediately became very well-behaved: "Well, I think we should leave." George said, "Anthony, we formally invite you to the Weasleys' house, if you wish."

"Of course I would," Stark said.

"No." Ma Linglong said.

"Why not, I already agreed." Stark was not afraid of being deducted points, "I will come with Linglong, guys." He said to the twins.

Stark found that people here seem to prefer to call him Anthony, rather than Tony.

"Great!" The twins cheered with high fives, "Can you sign us?" George took out the same white quill as before, and two pieces of yellowed parchment, "Don't worry, this is an ordinary quill."

But in fact, it is not an ordinary quill, at least in Stark's view, it cannot be called ordinary. When he put his name on the parchment handed over by George, those dazzling letters immediately moved, they It turned into strips of different lengths, forming the portrait of Stark in the stick figure, and then quickly returned to normal, and so on.

Stark thinks this might be the coolest autograph he's ever signed for a fan.

The twins left a quill, a real meeting gift. Quill pens like Hogwarts can be bought everywhere, but they are very rare things for Stark.

"I really don't understand why they like you too." Although Ma Linglong was complaining, she couldn't help feeling happy.

"My charm is everywhere." Stark loved the quill, "You must be a little jealous."

"Think too much."

"I guess that's it, I'm going to replace you as a heartthrob." Stark said happily, "You know what I said when I went out and met them just now, I said I was the new professor, and they were convinced No doubt."

It is indeed a skill to be able to fool the Weasley twins, let alone gain the approval and favor of the two of them. It took Ma Linglong a semester to do this, and Stark only took a few minutes.

Ma Linglong closed her eyes: "That is to say, you just came back after doing nothing?"

"But I got two little wizard fans." Stark said, "Sweetie, you sleep a little longer, I promise I'll stay in the room this time until you wake up, but what if we're hungry."

"I'll ask the house elf to bring food." Ma Linglong took her wand and pointed at an oil painting of food on the wall, "What do you want to eat?"

When Stark said the need, the content of the oil painting suddenly changed to what he just said, which was very realistic. He stared at the painting in amazement, as if the food would fly out of the painting in the next second.In fact, this is indeed the case. When the house elves in the kitchen receive a request from the teacher, they will make exactly the same taste according to the food on the pattern, and then the food will be delivered to those who need it through oil painting.

Very convenient.

Stark interpreted Ma Linglong's behavior as the wizard's way of ordering takeout.

Ma Linglong planned to tell Stark more after waking up: "Tell me the plan while I'm still awake. What kind of plan did Dumbledore give you?"

"He'll find a way to lure the mice into it, and then give us a signal." Stark said, "So Santa's name is Dumbledore?"

"What kind of signal?"

"I don't know, I think it might be an owl or something."

Ma Linglong adjusted her posture, straddled Stark's lap and threw him on the bed: "Alright, keep this posture until I wake up."

Now that Dumbledore is involved, many things will become easier.

"It's hard to keep up. Did you do it on purpose?" Stark patted Ma Linglong's butt, "on top of my baby?"

Ma Linglong pressed her face to Stark's chest, and murmured, "There are 98 strokes left."

The author has something to say: My little angel is so smart!Nini got a pair of twins.