The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

"I guess I'm free to visit your 'home', right?" Stark said, stepping on the wooden floor with bare feet reminded him of Japanese architecture, and Stark guessed that there might be some connection between the two .He doesn't study history, and he has no concept of history, but when he thought that he was standing on the floor of more than 4000 years, Stark came to the conclusion that Japan should imitate the Chinese architectural style. After all, he felt that Japan didn't seem to be that long history.

This conclusion earned him a reward, so Stark intends to continue to expand this conclusion for some benefits.

"Okay, bring the bat, so you won't get lost." Ma Linglong walked out from the changing room, "If you want to eat, just go back to this room and say your need to the bronze mirror in front of the dressing table , the food will appear directly at the door of the room soon, and I have put the menu on the table."

The layout of the room was very familiar to Stark. It was almost exactly the same as Ma Linglong's bedroom in the Los Angeles bar, except that the space here was several times wider than the bar.

"You are so beautiful." Stark looked at his girl and said sincerely, not caring about the food at all.

Ma Linglong was wrapped in a light blue brocade dress, with white gauze on the outside. The long gown just reached the ground, and the wide skirt swayed behind her, making her gait light and soft, which was quite different from her usual vigorous and vigorous appearance.

"Why do you dress like this?" Stark smiled heavily, seeming to have misunderstood, "It looks like a wedding dress, but fortunately I brought seven suits, no, it seems to be ten, I kind of remember I don't know, but one of them happened to be creamy white, and it matched your suit very well."

The night before departure, Stark asked Happy Hogan to put the most expensive suit in the bedroom into a special suitcase for him, as well as eight brand-name watches worth tens of millions of dollars and a dozen pairs of limited-edition sunglasses Also put it in together.Stark used up three large boxes for clothes alone, not including shoes and his portable armor and other equipment (no toiletries).Stark's old driver also thoughtfully put two or three boxes of condoms in each box, with different flavors and large sizes, as if he felt that his boss was about to go to a barren land, and he didn't even have to buy condoms.

In fact, Hogan's judgment this time was right, there was indeed no such thing in Juxian Guild Hall, but when Ma Linglong dug out nearly ten boxes of condoms from all Stark's luggage, he gave her a completely innocent look.Stark was obviously a little too excited, acting a bit like a 12-year-old boy going camping for the first time, and he has to admit, it may also be nervous.

Stark is about to face Ma Linglong's parents. It is said that they are "gods". He hopes that the suits he brings will always have a good impression on the "gods".

Of course, he didn't forget to bring a meeting gift, but it wasn't for his future parents-in-law, because Ma Linglong said he didn't need it.He brought the kids a variety of treats and toys, as well as Iron Man soldiers, and signed Iron Man posters.

"This isn't a wedding dress, it's a funeral dress." Ma Linglong didn't have any decorations on her head, her hair wasn't deliberately curled, her face was plain and elegant, and even her lips only kept a little blood. , you are used to black, we are white."

Stark's disappointment flashed by. Although he was not ready to get married, it did not mean that he would resist talking about this topic with Ma Linglong. He was even thinking about it when he saw the girl's white veil just now. child's name.

"Who has passed away?"

"I don't know, but I'll know soon."

In the welcome queue for teachers and students a few hours ago, Ma Linglong noticed that the teachers were all wearing white cloths on their arms, which meant that the person who passed away was a teacher of the school and had only been there for less than seven days.Ma Linglong always felt that the emotions of Tang Yin and her juniors were a little weird, but she didn't make much assumptions, thinking that they met Stark and were surprised by his weirdness and enthusiasm.

"It doesn't sound good, do you need my help, maybe, you want me to go with you?" Stark said, "Anyway, I brought a white suit."

"I won't need you for the time being." Ma Linglong said, "Wait for me to come back."

"Take care of your business, don't worry about me, I can't do without you all the time."

Ma Linglong nodded and gave him a kiss: "In addition, this place does not serve alcoholic beverages, nor coffee. Tea and fruit juices are more abundant."

"No wine, no coffee? Well, I'm going to live the life of a rabbit for a few days."

"Go back and make up for you."

Stark is not a person who will let himself be bored. No matter when and where he is, as long as he thinks and spends a little time, he can find more than ten kinds of fun for himself.Just like now, he is really not very interested in the scenery of Kunlun Mountain. He yearns for technology rather than being close to nature. Although this place is indeed beautiful and magical enough, it is obviously meaningless to wander alone without Ma Linglong's company.

He went to the luggage rack and took a silver metal box from it, and the little bat flew to Stark's shoulder.

"Hey, buddy." Stark patted the little bat on the head, "Look what dad brought?" Ever since they experienced adventures together at Hogwarts, the little bat has recognized Stark very much.However, due to the severe aftereffects of Draco's spell on the little bat, it is temporarily unable to perform long-term flying movements.

Stark put the palm of his right hand on the surface of the metal box, and the infrared ray scanned through his palm prints, and quickly activated the biological unlocking device.The box clicked and popped up: "It's a good thing." He was talking to himself as if in his own studio, but as if speaking to someone else, Stark gently opened the lid.

The box is multi-layer composite, with a pistol/gun on the first layer, and a row of bullets in the groove next to it. Of course, the focus is more than that. In the largest storage slot is a mechanical arm of Mark's armor: "How about it, There are surprises." Stark took out the arm, and then grabbed a lot of tools from the interlayer of the box and arranged them one by one.

"Dad is going to work, do you want to be my temporary helper, little one?"

The little bat raised its wings and pointed to the door.

"No, we're not going outside, we're here, waiting for mom to come back." Stark pulled out an ultra-thin LCD computer from the box as if by magic, and looked around hopelessly, looking for a socket And Jack, unsurprisingly, that kind of thing doesn't exist in this kind of place, "It's really nice." He turned his head to the little bat and said, "You know, I think staying here is better than staying in a cave in Afghanistan It's even worse, you should have been there, right? I think I must have seen you, don't tell Linglong what I just said, I don't mean to dislike her house, this is undoubtedly the perfect place, but I just want A socket."

The little bat suddenly let out an uneasy cry, and then quickly got into Stark's arms.

"So you mean to refuse to be my assistant?" When Stark was about to pull it out of his clothes, there was a rustling sound in his ear, and he turned his head in surprise.

What greeted Stark was a giant snow-white python, which was 15 feet (about 5 meters) long and quite thick. When it crawled towards Stark, it was taller than the squatting man. The horror is that the python's head is a bit like a lizard, and its pure black eyes are fixed on Stark without blinking.

Stark was in a cold sweat, but he reacted quickly. He grabbed the gun in the box and rolled a little away from the snake.Then Stark was saddened to discover that the gun hadn't been loaded yet.He sat on the ground and looked around. It seemed that there was no place to hide. Although the room was large, most of the furnishings were hollowed-out antique shelves.

The giant python is actually a white scorpion, and it obviously has no malice towards Stark, of course Stark can't feel this. 【Note】

White scorpion can make its body very small and short, but usually, this is what it is.Bai Xiao slowly swam to the front of the box, lowered his head slightly, and showed a little curiosity about the things inside.

Stark has never seen such a huge snake, it doesn't look friendly, and its mouth is big enough to swallow its own head, and even the letter it spit out is red and long, the picture is quite scary.

Stark glanced at the door, and while Bai Xiao's attention was still on the box, he got up suddenly, and rushed out without even putting on his shoes, during which he smashed a wooden lattice door.

"Mr. Stark?" Shan Zixian was just outside the gate. He was explaining the history of Ma Linglong's house to several students. The children are new students this year, and they are less than seven years old. "You This is?"

Stark took a few breaths, and the students looked at this foreign man with a high nose bridge and big eyes with puzzled eyes.

"Is he a monster?" A little girl pointed at Stark.

"No, Han Jia, he is human just like us." Shan Zixian explained gently, "He is a 'commoner' from America."

The children stared at Stark with the same intent eyes as if they were watching an animal anatomy class.

Stark smiled at the children pretending to be calm, and then said to Shan Zi: "Actually, I don't know if that is normal. I want to say that there is a snake in my room." Adding, "I know it's probably not my room but I'm living in it now and the snake could almost eat me in one bite."

Shan Zixian may have guessed what the "snake" Stark was talking about.

One of the students exclaimed: "Master Zixian, it's Bai Yu!"

"Very good, Xia Ye, it seems that you have remembered the teacher's explanation in class." Shan Zixian said to the children, "What should you do?"

The children bowed down respectfully and saluted the giant python.

"What (What)?" Stark seemed to have noticed something in the face of everything in front of him, even though he couldn't understand what these children were talking about, he suddenly felt that he had done a stupid thing, and Stark was sorry for him. Knowing where the stupidity was, he rolled his eyes.

"Okay." Shan Zixian said to them, "I'm here today, remember to go back to review your homework, the cafeteria has prepared snacks." He pointed to Stark, "This gentleman brought them, American snacks. "

The children also bowed to Stark, thanked them childishly, and dispersed happily, leaving only Stark and the black-eyed python looking at each other.

"Master Baizhen, you shouldn't be in the senior sister's room at this time, you are scaring the guests." Shan Zixian made a fist-cup salute to Baizhen, and he said to Stark, "Don't be afraid, it's called Bai Xiao is very docile, it is just very interested in you."

"Because I look more to its taste?"

Shan Zixian raised the corners of his mouth gracefully, and said calmly, "You really know how to joke." He thought for a while and said, "Mr. Stark, do you want me to show you the customs of this place?"

Stark may not really want to know, at least not through the mouths of other people except Ma Linglong.But he had no choice, because the giant python didn't seem to intend to let him go: "You can call me Tony."

"Then, Tony, please put on your shoes before the tour." Shan Zi said casually, with a light wave of his arm, he put Stark's shoes left in the house on his feet.

"Thank you." Stark said, he stomped his feet and adjusted his position, "You are, sorry, what's your name?"

"You can call me Zenos."

Stark found that Ma Linglong's school was a little different from what he had imagined. It didn't refer to the buildings, but the people here seemed to live in the past, followed the etiquette of the past, but paid close attention to current events.Different from Western wizards, Eastern wizards seem to be more inclined to actively integrate themselves into Muggle society and give Muggle help, all kinds of help, financial and medical.

Since ancient times, commoners have regarded supernatural phenomena that cannot be explained by science as gods, and they have given these "gods" many interesting names, such as God of Wealth, Shouxian Weng, etc., and even drew their portraits Passed down to this day.There are also those mythical beasts, which the commoner thought were just legends, but actually existed in places invisible to people for thousands of years.

"You are not allowed to secretly take pictures of guests." Shan Zixian stopped suddenly, and said in Chinese towards a corner, his voice was still so gentle that it didn't sound like an accusation at all.

A 12 or 3-year-old boy came out slowly, with his hands behind his back, his head lowered tremblingly, not daring to lift it up.

"Take out your phone." Shan Zi said leisurely.

The boy put his hands in front of him, and Stark looked at Zixian in surprise: "I think I've seen this thing before." He said, "I think we usually call this a cell phone, or maybe it just looks like Unidentified lumps of mobile phones?"

"It's the phone." He said to Stark, "If you want to take pictures, you have to ask Iron Man himself for permission."

"I don't speak English..." the little boy said aggrievedly.

"You can't take a sneak shot, you can walk up to him and raise your phone, Iron Man will understand what you mean."

Stark asked curiously: "What happened?"

The little boy did so, pursing his lips shyly.

"Do you want to take a picture of me, or, do you want to take a picture with me?" Stark spread his hands, "Or do you want both?"

The little boy looked at Shan Zixian, obviously he didn't understand what Stark was talking about.

"It's fine now." Shan Zixian said, "He agreed."

The little boy got his wish and ran away happily.

"I don't quite understand it." Stark said, "I thought...that is indeed a mobile phone, right? It's the kind we usually use. Why do you have that kind of thing here?"

Shan Zixian explained slowly: "This is the rule established by Senior Sister Linglong after she took charge of the Juxian Guild Hall." [Note]

"Juxian Guild Hall" allows students to use electronic products, not limited to mobile phones, but also tablets and computers. This is the most direct and fastest way to understand commoner life.However, there are age restrictions and regional restrictions on the use of electronic products, and they are not allowed at all times.

The school connects the barrier near Guangyu Terrace with the outside network signal. Every Friday and Saturday from 12:[-] to [-]:[-] pm, students over [-] years old can get outside consultation through mobile phones and other common clothes here. One of the two days, Stark never got a chance to see such a spectacle, and he swore he couldn't help laughing.

There are special teachers to guide underage students on how to distinguish false information, because once there was a 15-year-old "Jishanpai" who saw the rumored child abuse incidents on the Internet and believed it to be true. He slipped out of the campus and used magic to teach the murderer. Turns out it was just a hoax rumor.Several commoners were frightened into incoherent speech and had mental problems. The school had to send a management team to erase their memories.

"So." Stark said seriously, "Is there a socket here, or a power jack?"

Shan Zixian froze for a moment, he was about to tell Stark that he was the restless student, but Stark didn't focus on it: "Theoretically, we don't need sockets to keep power for electronic products, But if you need it, I can provide it." He was a little bit dumbfounded, "You must not be interested in our history."

"No, no, of course not." Stark strongly denied, "Well, I mean, sorry, I'm actually just here to meet Linglong's parents, you know what I do, I might want to know more about you through What is the way to connect to the external signal. It is beautiful here, really, the houses, trees, grass, etc., in fact, I think it is a hundred times more beautiful than Hogwarts, and I think your clothes are very individual." He tried to let He seemed very sincere, "So you will provide me with sockets, right? Can I have three, or four, I need them."

Shan Zixian was at a loss to find the most important part from Stark's words: "Yes, three, I remember, or four."

"And that snake," Stark said, "you can tell it I'm not tasty, and, can you tell it not to follow me?"

Shan Zixian turned around and glanced at the white cat, its black eyes exuded natural friendliness, Shan Zixian asked Stark in confusion: "Tony, is there anything special about you?"

"There are a lot of things about me that are special," he said.

Shan Zixian walked up to Bai Yu, and communicated with it in a language that Stark couldn't understand at all.

Stark's sight was suddenly attracted by a tower in the distance. The tiles were sky blue, and the wall showed a silvery brilliance. Hide and show.

"Tony." Shan Zixian called him, "Do you have phoenix feathers on you?"

"Phoenix?" Stark thought for a while, and he felt a little familiar with the word, "Phoenix, yes, I know what it is, a red bird, I do have a phoenix feather, it's here on mine .” Stark pointed to his chest.

Dumbledore gave Stark the "Resurrection Feather", which came from Fox's tail. It does not mean that Stark can be resurrected after death with feathers.But the effect is similar, it can block Stark's life-threatening damage in a critical moment.

Ma Linglong put the feather in the middle of Stark's reactor, ensuring that he would never lose the feather.

"The white scorpion is an ancient mythical beast. Your wizards call it a magical animal. It can sense the aura brought by that feather, but you are a commoner, which makes it very confused." Shan Zixian raised his head and looked at the sun. , "Sorry, Tony, I have to go, you can go sightseeing alone, if you get lost, or have other needs, you can ask passing adults, they may not speak English well, but they can understand your needs in other ways .”

"Wait, I heard that someone here has passed away?"

Shan Zixian's face suddenly changed: "I'm sorry, I can't reveal it to you."

"It's okay." Stark thought for a while, "Linglong's parents, how are they, are they easy to get along with, I mean, are they friendly to foreigners?"

Shan Zixian shook his head: "Unfortunately, I can't answer. I haven't met my uncle, that is, Sister Linglong's parents."

"Thank you." Stark patted Shan Zixian's shoulder subconsciously, "Remember the socket."

Shan naturally didn't show any discomfort: "Do you need a generator?"

Stark said happily: "Oh, I don't know how to thank you." He hugged him, "Sorry, I couldn't hold back, I need a generator."

"It's okay, as long as it's not in front of my master."

"I know, he's like an antique."

Shan Zixian smiled: "I didn't hear anything."

The author has something to say: [White 矖]: It is the divine beast of the female snail, born with compassion and compassion.The opposite of the white scorpion is the soaring snake.

[Note]: Juxian Guild Hall is equivalent to Hogwarts, it is just the name of a school.

There are not many chapters in the trip to China, and it will almost be over after today and tomorrow. The next story will be Avengers 1. If you like the second princess of Rocky, please don’t miss it. The magic of the earth and the magic of aliens.

The content of today and tomorrow is mainly to expose the current situation of Eastern wizards through Nini's vision.In the "I Have a Date with a Zombie" series of Hong Kong dramas, many ancient mythological characters have appeared, such as the Virgin of Yaochi, Nvsnail, Wang Fuxi and so on. The next chapter will be the moment when Nini meets her future parents-in-law, and will also In the article, explain how the Ma clan got the power in Kunlun Mountain.

The names of Xia Ye and Han Jia were provided by readers "Light Color" and "morpheus who can't remember the name" respectively~