The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Harry Potter doesn't like summer vacation, it makes him more desperate than he doesn't like Snape's Potions class, Potions class is only twice a week, 45 minutes each time, if Harry is good enough, Snape can't find it topic to satirize him.But there were two full months of summer vacation, during which he had to endure the harshness of the Dursleys until the day before school started.

Fortunately, he now has something to worry about, and his godfather can provide him with shelter at any time, although it is not a last resort, Harry must stay in this place that cannot be called home at all.But when Sirius asked Harry to live with him two months ago, he was so elated that he thought he was finally getting rid of his cupboard life.

But no, Dumbledore said, he had to stay at Dursley's house, once Harry gave up this place from the bottom of his heart, his whereabouts would be watched by Voldemort at any time.He was undoubtedly safe at Hogwarts, but outside of school time, no matter where he was, there was no guarantee of safety.

Except for this painful place.

Of course, when it came down to the reason, it still had to be settled on Voldemort's head. Without Voldemort, he couldn't imagine what a happy wizard he would be.

Unlike now, the oppressive atmosphere is everywhere, and he may face the ridicule of the Dursleys at any time.

Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia, and Cousin Dudley were Harry's only surviving relatives. They were all Muggles, and they were the old-fashioned, well-behaved Muggles who were afraid to be different from others.Their family's abhorrence and contempt for magic of any kind and all supernatural phenomena contrary to their understanding meant that Harry's place in the family was as bad as moldy bread.

The worst thing is that it is difficult for Harry to successfully complete his summer homework. On the one hand, he cannot use magic in the Muggle world. On the other hand, and most importantly, Harry is not allowed to do magic at home, including theoretical knowledge. For any homework in the field, Vernon would check on him every half hour for any violations. Once he found out, Harry's workbook would be hidden.

Harry glanced at the calendar on the wall, there were only two weeks left for school, he was in a slightly better mood, but soon became less happy, he still had a lot of homework to do, he had to go back to the official Had to stay up all night to catch them before class, and wished Hermione could have sympathized with that, because she was doing her homework surprisingly fast.

Harry's eyes fell helplessly on the two birthday cards, which he kept beside his bed like treasures, which Hermione and Ron had sent him at the end of July.Harry turned fourteen, and although no one celebrated his birthday himself (the Dursleys didn't even mention it), the friends who missed him were all wizards.

But Harry has received a lot of gifts this year, more than last year, and these two birthday cards are one of them. They were specially sent by his best friend in owls, with cartoon characters on them that can move around.

The doorbell rang suddenly, and he was sleeping in the cupboard in the stairwell, so he heard it most clearly. Harry was not curious about what the visitor looked like, and that had nothing to do with him.

This morning, Harry had a strange nightmare. He dreamed of Voldemort and Peter Pettigrew. They seemed to be plotting an evil thing and then killing someone else.After waking up from the dream, the lightning scar on his forehead was in burning pain. Since the last time the pain was caused by Voldemort being nearby, Harry was a little worried about this. [The opening plot of the HP4 movie]

He didn't know that it would be more appropriate to say it, Harry thought of Dumbledore at first, but he thought it was very abrupt, after all, it was only a dream, and Dumbledore had a lot of things to do, he didn't have to Disturb him with uncertainties.Then there are his two good friends, but Harry immediately thinks that this may not help him either, that Hermione will definitely propose that he write to Dumbledore, and that Ron may not feel that he just did something at all. It's just a nightmare.

"Harry!" Uncle Vernon called the name of the most unpopular member of the family very loudly. He interrupted Harry's thoughts and angrily opened the door. "Come out!" Nong Gao's tall and burly body was so full of fat that he didn't even have a neck.

"What's the matter?" Harry hid his summer homework under the bed before Vernon opened the door, and he pretended to lie on the bed idly reading Muggle picture books.

"Someone came to see you." Vernon seemed to regard Harry as a prisoner, and he said with no good looks, "I really don't know how you met those two rude guys outside."

Harry followed Vernon in a strange way, and he quickly thought of the doorbell ringing just now. The target of the visitor was himself, which was a bit expectant and confusing.Harry began to guess who it would be, and it could never be Sirius, his godfather. Although Sirius had been acquitted, he said in his letter that in order to ensure his safety, they had better meet in the wizarding world.It shouldn't be Mr. Weasley or Ron, they probably won't ring the doorbell, and it won't be Hermione. Harry remembers that Hermione went to Egypt for vacation this summer. She has always wanted to go there. Did not go home.

When Harry came to the living room, Aunt Petunia was sitting on the sofa staring at the person opposite her with a kind of reluctance and obvious disdain, her face was a little red, probably due to anger .From this angle, Harry could only see Aunt Petunia's face, not the face of the person sitting across from her.

Judging from the other party's height, they should be adults.

Harry walked over with a puzzled expression, and was taken aback for a moment. He had no idea that the person who came to see him was actually a teacher from Hogwarts, and another teacher who was very well-known in both the Muggle world and Hogwarts. people.

"Hi, Harry." Stark took off his dark blue sunglasses, "To be honest, your outfit is really not as good as that wizard robe."

Harry took a look at what he was wearing. It was an old shirt that was too baggy and had unwashed grease stains on it.

Stark pointed at Vernon and said bluntly, "Aren't you going to change your lovely nephew's outfit? It looks like a second-hand item from the last century."

Harry noticed that Vernon's expression was as ugly as eating a fly: "Okay, sir, ma'am, you have already met Harry, he is fine, you can go, if you still want to stay in my house Here, I'll call the police to get you out."

Vernon didn't know who they were, and he wasn't interested in knowing more about them. The Dursleys didn't even want to touch anyone who had anything to do with Harry Potter.

"Don't get excited, sir." Stark said, he stretched, and then stood up, "I don't really want to stay in this small room, especially since you still take up a lot of space, you should lose weight, buddy. "

Vernon ordered, almost in a roar, "Get out of my house, now! Or I'll let you taste my fist."

Stark gave the other party a contemptuous glance: "Great, come on, big fat man."

Just when Vernon rolled up his sleeves and was about to beat him up, Aunt Petunia stopped him: "Don't worry about the madman, I called just now, and the police said they will be here in 10 minutes, and they will be punished as they should .”

"10 minutes, I don't even want to wait a second!"

Aunt Petunia looked at Ma Linglong's clothes with unfriendly eyes, probably because she felt that the girl's skirt and blouse were a little too short, and she decided that Ma Linglong was the prostitute of the wandering bum next to her.

Since Ma Linglong agreed to Stark's marriage proposal, they tried to walk hand in hand on the streets of Los Angeles like ordinary couples (they went to Disney twice), eating, watching movies, shopping and other daily activities. Unfortunately, It's hard for two people to really enjoy dating.

Iron Man's fame soared overnight after the New York War, which made it difficult for him to walk in the crowd without being recognized by ordinary people (although Stark himself is not ordinary), and Stark never concealed that he was Iron Man. Heroic facts.As public as he is, he is eye-catching even in the most common short-sleeved T-shirt and jeans, and his mustache has long been a symbol of leading fashion.

There were always fans coming for autographs, and while Stark didn't mind being surrounded by fans, like those Hollywood stars, he was even more charming than a Hollywood star.

After they failed to shop three times, Stark decided not to offer anything like "shopping like a normal couple" in the future.

Stark's newly purchased island in Tahiti passed the audit and was officially handed over to him. Ma Linglong used magic to build a beautiful wooden house on the island.The appearance designed by Stark himself, he referred to some Chinese pavilions, they did not invite workers and decoration teams, including how to filter the surrounding seawater into fresh water is also done by the two of them.

This is really no difficulty for a scientist who can turn the urine in the armor into drinking water.

The two stayed on the island for half a month, enjoying the two-person world that completely belonged to them.During this period, Banner approached Stark three times, because he completed his part, and then it was Stark's work, but his partner completely abandoned him.

Ma Linglong and Stark returned to the United States a week ago, and the two quickly devoted themselves to their work, but Stark promised that there would be two to three days of dating time every month.

Just the day before yesterday, Ma Linglong suddenly remembered that more than a month had passed since Harry's birthday. She originally planned to give Harry a gift alone. Stark was very interested when she found out, so the two of them appeared at the Outside the Dursleys' door.

Privet Drive perfectly fits what a respectable suburban street should look like, with its uncluttered greenery, overly hypocritical scenes of harmony, and the curtains on both sides of the street are surprisingly uniform in color.

At first, Vernon didn't intend to open the door for Marlin Long and Stark, especially after hearing that they were looking for Harry, he told them to go away like a plague, claiming that there was no Harry Potter here.Then, Ma Linglong used a little magic to open the door, and she told them that she was a teacher at Hogwarts.

The expressions of the Dursleys became even uglier.

As for Stark, obviously the British would not be as sensitive to Iron Man as the Americans, and the Dursleys didn't recognize Stark for a while.Of course, they don't care much about superhero coverage, after all, that's not their area of ​​interest.

But it doesn't mean they don't know Iron Man, Stark has noticed when he entered the room, there is a set of 12-inch Iron Man soldier toys on the table in the living room.In view of the indifference and dislike of the Dursleys towards Harry that he had learned from Ma Linglong, he was sure that the thing did not belong to Harry.

"Potter." Ma Linglong said, "I was in some trouble before and missed your birthday, maybe a bit late, but happy birthday."

"It's okay." Harry was a little stiff, but said happily, "Are you here to find me?"

"Of course I came to see you." Stark said, "I have prepared a little late surprise for you, let's go." Without looking at the other two adults in the room, he grabbed Harry's shoulders, "Take you to a place where you can have fun."

"You can't do this." Vernon snarled at Stark, blocking the narrow passageway with his fat body, "Where are you going to take him?" Vernon stopped Stark from taking Harry away , not out of concern for Harry's life safety, he just made an agreement with Dumbledore that before Harry came of age, they must fulfill their guardianship obligations and let Harry live in their home.

If it wasn't for this, he would have thrown Harry into the orphanage long ago.

"Take him out for a drive." Stark patted Vernon's big belly, "Go away, you're suffocating me."

Uncle Vernon glared at Harry angrily, as if he was responsible for all of this: "You mean a ride?" He seemed to hear something ridiculous, Vernon looked at Stark's clothes, he couldn't see What brand of jeans were the holes in, and he automatically mistook Stark for another wizard, "What do you do."

The Dursleys weren't even going to ask Stark what his name was.

And Stark has been waiting for them to ask: "There is no job at the moment." He said deliberately, "I stay at home most of the time."

Vernon sneered, like he wasn't surprised that Harry's friend was a vagrant, and took him for granted that he was down and out.

"I guess you don't have a decent car." Vernon said, pointing to the garage outside the garden, "I have two, but don't expect me to lend them out."

"You're absolutely right, I also don't think my new car is fashionable enough." Stark said to Ma Linglong, "We're going to be late baby."

Ma Linglong gave Stark a understanding look, she knew very well that the Dursleys would not let go of any opportunity to insult Harry and the people around Harry, and their ignorance and arrogance made them not even know about them How stupid the behavior is.

Ma Linglong remembered that in the second grade, Lily said that she had an older sister. Before the age of 11, the relationship between the two sisters was not incompatible. At least they played many games that children would play together.But when the Hogwarts admission letter was only for Lily, but not for her sister's name, they became more and more estranged, even to the point of hating each other.

Petunia always showed aversion and resistance to magic, precisely because of her yearning and jealousy.

At this moment, Harry's cousin came in from the door. He was so fat that it was almost as wide as the door. The boy shouted hoarsely, "Did you see, there is a luxury car outside!" Li quickly locked his eyes on Stark, and he began to scream, as if he was mentally stimulated.

Petunia immediately ran over to hug her son, and then comforted her: "Oh, little boy, they are Potter's bad friends, don't be afraid, mom will protect you, and the police will come soon."

However, Dudley ignored his mother's comfort. He broke free from Petunia's arms and ran towards Stark while screaming. stranger.

Stark was very disgusted by this move. He took up his sunglasses, pulled a chair, and blocked Dudley's fat body: "Yes, I am Iron Man, kid, now, before you get dirty Don't want my autograph and hug until your paws are clean." He thought for a moment and added, "Only the autograph."

Vernon's expression changed suddenly. Maybe he couldn't recognize Tony Stark at a glance, but he must be no stranger to Iron Man. His son is a loyal supporter of Iron Man. He only buys peripheral products related to Iron Man. It cost a lot of money.

"He's Iron Man, Mom!" said Dudley, pointing in Stark's face very rudely.

Stark rolled his eyes and said, "To be honest, I think you should also lose weight."

Who is Iron Man, of course, is Tony Stark, and Stark is definitely an unattainable successful person in Vernon's eyes.He looked at Stark incredulously, but struggled unwillingly to face reality: "You can't be... Dudley, you must have misidentified the person, how could Iron Man be with..." He originally Tried to say wizard, but he hated the word, so Vernon said instead, "Knows Harry Potter, he just looks like him."

Vernon tried to convince his children, as if he was convincing himself: "Think about it, my little boy, do you think it is possible for Iron Man to be friends with Potter?"

"Impossible," said Dudley, his judgment beginning to waver.

"Where do you work, sir." Stark imitated Vernon's tone just now.

"Grunning Company." But I have to admit that Vernon's arrogance is obviously not as arrogant as before, "I am the director of the company." He tried to make himself less confident, "Sir, would you like a cup of tea?" He was cautious asked.

When Vernon introduced his job, Stark had already bought his company. Soon, Vernon's boss called him, and Vernon nodded tremblingly at the receiver, and then smiled. hung up on it.

"Sh, Mr. Stark." Vernon had more smiles on his face than when he was receiving his salary, "If you don't mind, would you like to stay for lunch?"

"Vernon!" Aunt Petunia still didn't know what the name Tony Stark meant to her husband now, and she only had his fat son in her eyes.

"Shut up!" Vernon snapped.

"Let's go, Harry boy." Stark said, ignoring Vernon's invitation, "Don't worry, Mr. Dursley, I will send him back before 12 o'clock in the morning."

"It's okay, it's okay." The smile on Vernon's face made him look like he had a triple chin, "Are you sure you don't want to taste my wife's craftsmanship before leaving?"

Stark quickly scribbled a signature on the notebook that Dudley handed over: "No, I think it's probably not enough to eat."

Vernon saw Stark's car, parked behind a fence, Vernon couldn't see it from the living room.This Ferrari sports car worth at least 300 million yuan has a golden body and a streamlined car god is very cool

"It's not very decent, is it?" Stark said to the man behind him when he opened the car door, "I think so too, but my wife." He paused, "The future wife thinks we should keep a low profile." He said to Ma Linglong blinked.

There was nothing left on Vernon's face other than an awkward smile.

It was the first time Harry got into such a luxury car, and he was nervous, afraid that his worn soles or something would damage the high-end interior.

"Don't worry about them treating you badly, Harry." Stark stepped on the accelerator, and before Harry could put on his seat belt, the yellow sports car rushed out like a shooting star, "Now I am the boss of your fat uncle, and as for that little fat man, if he bullies you next time, you can boldly tell him that you are Iron Man’s friend, Iron Man doesn’t like his friends being bullied.”

"Thanks, sir." Harry adjusted his glasses and said with a smile.

"Call me Tony."

"Thank you, Tony," said Harry. "Thank you, Professor Lillian, but I fight back too, not always being bullied."

Ma Linglong pointed to the bottom of Harry's butt and said, "A gift for you."

Harry pulled out a 15-inch (40cm) plastic box from under the seat, with cute moving patterns drawn on the surface of the box, he untied the lid, and inside was full of beautifully wrapped gift boxes of all sizes: "This There's a lot in there, Professor Lillian?"

"It's all yours. It's for food and play. You can take off the car and dismantle it slowly after we arrive." Stark said, "But if it is taken away by others, we are not responsible.".

"Where are we going now?" Harry asked, growing excited.

Ma Linglong said, "'Children's World'."

Harry thought that Ma Linglong and Stark would take him to a place like an amusement park, after all, the name sounded like that, he had never been to an amusement park, and Harry only saw Desi in pictures The Li family has been there many times, and he thought he could finally get his wish.However, the real "Children's World" has nothing to do with the playground. It is a bar in the suburbs, and the name of the bar is "Children's World".

Harry didn't have time to lose, he was already lucky, at least he was able to get rid of the Dursleys, but he had a new problem, even though he was a wizard, a 13-year-old wizard was able to enter the less chaotic world at a certain time bar.But this was Muggle territory, and he was only 14, not old enough to enter a pub.

"Go in." Ma Linglong said, she could see Harry's concerns, "You won't be caught and thrown into prison."

This bar was purchased by Ma Linglong on a temporary basis. Of course, it cannot be called "Children's World". In order to show the uniqueness of this place, before other friends arrived, Ma Linglong adjusted the letters on the signboard outside the door. Check the order and modify its spelling.

Harry, struggling to hold the box full of presents, followed them primly.

When he passed through a dark corridor and passed through a crystal curtain, the scene in front of him suddenly became brighter.Harry finally understood why this place was called "Children's World". His friends were all inside, Ron, Hermione, and the Weasleys, all kinds of wonderful little colored balls were floating in the air, gently When you touch it, it will emit a pleasant fragrance, the rotating lights will shoot interesting moving silhouettes, and the colorful sparkling drinks will change the colorful light.

Harry felt as if he had returned to the wizarding world.

"Harry!" Hermione was the first to spot him, "Ron, let's go there quickly."

Ron took a sip of the pink drink, his hair popped and turned pink and fluffy like cotton, Ron was terrified, and Fred and George had no sympathy Laugh out loud.

Things suddenly turned so beautiful that although Harry didn't get to go to the playground, everything that appeared here made up for it, and even covered his inner regret.

"Boy Harry." Stark pointed to the innermost part of the bar, "Look who is that?"

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