The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

The author has something to say: [Note 1]: The ghosts of Hogwarts have their own banquet, Harry once participated in it, and the main food is carrion, the ghosts can't eat and often don't taste.

【八字重】: Represents a good birth.

Roughly set an update time, between 3:3 pm and [-]:[-] pm, basically in this area. Recently, JJ seems to have no update reminders, but please don’t forget that the author of OCD must update every day!

Have any little angels watched "Encounter in the Cemetery", especially those who like to watch horror movies, you can watch this one, if you are afraid, you can go to see the illustration~

Ma Linglong is sure that Howard is staying with Stark now, because Steve's surroundings are very clean. She is glad that Howard is not staying with Steve, otherwise tonight's game will not be playable.

The ghost that Stark felt was his own father, so Ma Linglong didn't plan to rush back to exorcise him (although this was a bit cruel to Stark), a father would not hurt his son, of course, in the case of Howard Ma Linglong couldn't guarantee that he would play some harmless pranks on his little Tony.It is very likely that he has already done it, otherwise how could Stark have such a big reaction, he is now familiar with the signs of "hell".

"You always treat others with this attitude?" Steve's expression revealed his slight displeasure. He didn't understand why Ma Linglong could be so indifferent to himself, even with some kind of hostility.Maybe it's because of Stark, but he's apologized and even contrived for that, and her profile doesn't have a tag like "communication difficulties."

"Is there any problem?" Ma Linglong said.

"Is it because of Stark, so you still care about that?" Steve couldn't understand whether a woman's vengeance could really last that long, he had never studied a woman's mind, "I said, I can tell you something about Stark." Tucker apologized personally, whether he accepted it or not, but you repeatedly refused."

Ma Linglong rejected Steve not because of a decision he made so long ago. That is really not a topic worthy of Ma Linglong's concern. Everyone has the right to choose to do that. It's just that everyone just happens to be willing to obey Captain America's orders. Including Iron Man, who has always been disobedient.On the contrary, Steve, he seemed to be a little bit obsessed with that matter, based on this, Ma Linglong felt that he was not so offensive.

Perhaps in their group, Steve himself was extremely popular and even loved, he was a hero of World War II, the embodiment of justice, and he was indeed entitled to these titles.

It's not that Ma Linglong hates people with a natural sense of justice, such as Bruce Wayne, Ma Linglong has never resisted.

Unfortunately, the spiritual force field emanating from Steve repelled Ma Linglong a little, which reminded the girl of Superman. Of course, Steve's spiritual energy is completely different from Superman's, but there must be something Especially when Steve's mood fluctuated, Ma Linglong could clearly feel an extremely strong fighting spirit coming frequently.

This feeling made her very uncomfortable, and Ma Linglong felt that it must have something to do with the system he had reformed.

It seems that now, Steve's frowning has revealed his thoughts clearly, and he is not convinced. Although he has experienced many battles and has an extraordinary mind, he can even deal with any emergencies calmly, but Captain America can only 25 years old.How can a 25-year-old young soldier with a full-blooded spirit manage to keep smiling in the face of people who are always making fun of him.

Steve thought of Stark, and he really hoped it wasn't because Stark had instilled in Ma Linglong the idea that "Captain America is an idiot", which caused the disharmony between the two, obviously they were in the conscious world So harmonious.

"My attitude towards everyone is the same." Ma Linglong said, "You should join your team, Captain."

"This is your team," Steve corrected her. "We're under your leadership now."

"Then, please return to your team, Steve Rogers." Ma Linglong said blankly, "12 o'clock, I hope you can lead a good lead, after all, they only obey your arrangement."

Steve resentfully plans to walk away.

"Have you ever thought that your friend might still be alive." Ma Linglong said suddenly, "You've never seen his dead body, have you?"

"That's always been my hope."

For this exorcist team composed entirely of Muggles.Ma Linglong didn't expect too much. None of them really understood the world of ghosts and spirits. Even if some of them claimed to be experts, they had also been exorcists and invented exorcism props.But half of their theories are inaccurate. Coupled with the huge difference in the understanding of the supernatural between the East and the West, their so-called theories are also mixed with a lot of personal subjective opinions, which seems very amateurish in Ma Linglong's view.

It's as if a person has no sense of smell or taste when he appears in the state of a soul after death, so ghosts cannot eat, let alone drink.

This is wrong, at least not entirely true, ghosts really cannot swallow food into their stomachs by themselves, after all they are dead, cannot feel hunger, and have no digestive system, food stuffed into their mouths will just fall to the ground, but it does not mean that they unwilling to eat.

If the living person wants the ghost to enjoy the fun of eating and drinking, he only needs to call the name of the person concerned, and the appearance of it before his death emerges in his mind, and at the same time pour the food and drink on the ground, so that the ghost can taste the taste.If the thoughts are strong enough and the emotions are deep enough, the ghost can also feel that there is something in the mouth that needs to be chewed and swallowed.

This is of course their favorite part.

The Chinese ritual habit is to pile up the deceased's favorite food in front of his tablet (or tombstone), which makes sense, although most commoners don't know why the ancestors made such a rule.As for the sacrifices of Westerners, it is rare to see someone using food as the main contribution of the sacrifice. They tend to use flowers, holy water, and various holy objects, which means that the dead can be rested or something.

This is a large part of the reason why the ghosts of Hogwarts showed favor towards Ma Linglong. She knew how to let the ghosts taste the food at their banquets without relying on corruption or even overgrown The rotten meat of worms stimulates the taste buds and nasal cavity, but in fact, without the help of living people, even opening up a few highly rotten cows will not help. 【Note 1】

Ma Linglong set up a barrier around the entire farm, and she summoned nearby ghosts to this place and told them that there would be a fun game later.These lonely ghosts have already lost their chance of reincarnation, and it is boring to repeat the same actions every day. When they heard that they could play games with living people, they all signed up.

Ma Linglong finished setting up the "battlefield" and looked at the information of each of them again. She pinched her fingers and made a rough calculation, and found that the common characteristic of these ten people was that they were heavy. 【Note】

Ma Linglong didn't think that Westerners had any understanding of the "horoscope", and they couldn't rely on the "horoscope" to select candidates, but there must be some reasons that contributed to the coincidence.

As Stark said, 10 of them are the elite among the agents, leaving aside the members of the Avengers, even the others have amazing backgrounds.S.H.I.E.L.D. could do too many things by bringing them together, and there was no need to stay here and be bossed around by Ma Linglong, not to mention that they didn't look like they were really willing to obey.

So Ma Linglong didn't plan to teach them things from the beginning, since they thought they were omnipotent, they already had a thorough understanding of ghosts.

A skinny ghost floated to Ma Linglong's side. He was the owner of this farm, and he handed a glass of liquid that looked like milk to Ma Linglong.

"Thank you, sir." Ma Linglong said, facing the farmer's overtures, she was very calm, "living people don't eat this kind of food."

It was a glass of unknown liquid filled with milky white maggots, accompanied by a disgusting sour taste, the farmer naturally did not intend it, a ghost could not tell the difference between them and real milk.

On the other side, Natasha rested in the jeep. She didn't pack up her equipment like everyone else, as if the next action had nothing to do with her.In fact, half an hour ago, she received a paper crane from Ma Linglong, and she was sure that that cute little thing was definitely not given to her by someone else.The paper crane stopped in Natasha's palm, and then opened automatically, with the content of tonight's test written on it, allowing her to prepare mentally in advance.

This seems to be the right to know that Ma Linglong specially gave to Natasha.

Barton adjusted his arrow, looked at Natasha's leisurely look and couldn't help but said, "You don't seem nervous at all?"

"There's nothing to be nervous about, we've had enough trouble." Natasha didn't even put on the holster.

"Guess what kind of problem she's going to give us tonight?"

"I think it's about letting us see what a real ghost looks like." Natasha said, she kindly reminded everyone.

"How did you come up with that?"

"It's not difficult to recall the question asked by the officer. She asked us if we had seen a ghost."

"Sounds exciting." Barton shrugged indifferently. "It must be cuter than the Kirita people. I guess, after all, ghosts can also change from people."

Everyone except Natasha put on protective clothing, and Conrad held the cross necklace and kissed and kissed: "That chick doesn't look like a psychic at all, right, guys, I guess she That outfit is to seduce you, Cap," he said to Steve.

Except for Natasha and the others, no one knew that Ma Linglong was a wizard.

"Don't underestimate the enemy." Steve said, he was considering whether to take a shield or not, and the mission for the night was unknown so far, he didn't like this kind of blind feeling, "You haven't dealt with her before, Ma Linglong Not as frail as she looks."

"That's right, she can cast a curse on you or aim your equipment at your own head at any time." Barton said jokingly, "Remember, Conrad, don't talk about her in front of the officer. You'll 'die' badly, I promise. She's stingy. But, if you compliment her figure, she'll be happy, what else, by the way, don't try to snatch her from Linglong Nothing good will happen unless you are Tony Stark, don’t ask me how I know.”

There are three off-road vehicles parked around the farm, which contain the equipment for this special training.

Tom was putting on a spirit-catching device on himself. He was holding a pair of light yellow goggles in his hand, and a circle of small props were pinned to his waist: "Ma Linglong is very famous in the circle of exorcists." Tom said to everyone "She may be the only psychic medium who takes exorcising ghosts as a career. You know, I used to do this too." He stopped the movement of his hands, rolled up the sleeve of his right hand, and the skin of his little arm was impressively A mark like a human hand, "I was caught by the devil. Usually people who do exorcism have more or less such marks on their bodies. Scars from hell, but she didn't."

Conrad laughed: "Why, have you seen that girl naked?"

"She wears so little, it's obvious, isn't she, all the skin she can show is exposed." Tom said, "Of course, I also heard from others that the girl is an emissary from hell, so even the real devil They are all afraid of her, no exorcist can deal with ghosts like her all day long without being affected."

"I'm sure she didn't come from hell, Tom, not only did Linglong not come from hell, she was born in a place similar to heaven." Natasha said, "She just isn't good at or doesn't want to be understood, you see Ever been a shopping devil?"

"She also likes to eat sweets." Barton added, "She looks cute eating sweets. Besides, there is nothing wrong with her being a devil. At least the devil is our leader now."

The reason why Tom didn't become a pastor was because the incident of "I've seen a ghost" in his mouth brought him a big blow. Seeing ghosts scares him even more.Tom is just an ordinary man without magic power. He can't stop the devil's actions. He watched his friend being possessed by the devil, and then cut off the flesh of his stomach piece by piece with a knife, and finally died of excessive blood loss.

The tragic death of his friend is engraved in his mind to this day.

Not long after Tom left the church, he devoted himself to the research of ghost-killing machines. Since he could not see ghosts with the naked eye, he made a pair of lenses to detect the magnetic field of ghosts. Tom also invented many props that could cause harm to ghosts. .

He was active in psychic circles as an exorcist for a time before joining S.H.I.E.L.D.Therefore, Tom has always maintained a skeptical attitude towards the rumors that Ma Linglong is too exaggerated. He has never seen a psychic who can kill a devil without props. exaggerated her strength.

The farm at midnight looked even more gloomy. The pale moonlight appeared and disappeared through the slow-moving black clouds. There was no other light around, except for the flashlights in the hands of a few people. This place was like an isolated hell, full of He was panicked, as if he could be swallowed by a monster that suddenly appeared in the darkness at any time.

The agents showed well-trained vigilance, which was completely different from the laughter before the preparation. Tom was the first to notice the strangeness, the air became extremely cold, he felt cold all over his body, and his scalp felt numb unconsciously, as if there were countless twins around him. Eyes are watching.Tom reminded everyone to be careful, but his body contracted tightly and his hands trembled uncontrollably.

When the group came to the fence of the farm, Ma Linglong was applying a facial mask. When she looked up, everyone thought it was a ghost, and all pulled out their guns to aim at her.

"Didn't I tell you not to bring guns?" Compared to the nervousness of the agents, Ma Linglong seemed much more relaxed. She removed her makeup, put on a mask, and let the ghosts take turns to give her a relaxing massage." I don’t want to spend time saving you guys later.”

"It's not a real bullet." Coulson said, "It's made of rubber, just in case."

Ma Linglong took off the mask, wiped her arms and walked towards them: "How long will it take you to run from here to the farm house." She pointed behind herself.

"About 20 seconds," someone said.

Ma Linglong didn't know who was speaking, it was very dark here, and their flashlights were all pointed at the girl's face.

"Seven seconds." Steve said, "if it's just running and there are no other obstacles."

Steve didn't wear a uniform. He only wore a T-shirt and ordinary jeans as usual. Captain America's outfit was really eye-catching. That's ridiculous.

"I'll give you 10 minutes." Ma Linglong said generously, "Isn't it easy to run from here to the farm house and then back again?"

"It can't be that simple." Barton said, "Let's get to the point, how do you want to play?"

"Play?" Ma Linglong smiled, "Yes, play, I hope you can always be optimistic, Mr. Button." She handed out a red rope to each of them, and continued, "Two people, you can Choose any teammate you like, and use the rope in your hand to tie the opponent's ankle and your own ankle together, you know, two people run on three legs."

The agents sneered.

"If you can pass the test tonight, I will take out all the training fees and distribute them equally to you." Ma Linglong snapped his fingers, and the flashlights went out immediately. Instead of lighting tools, there were several lamps parked on the lawn. Will-o'-the-wisps, faint green, the atmosphere became even more eerie.

"Forgot to mention." Ma Linglong continued, "Take off your glasses, this thing can't let you see your partner."

Everyone took off the goggles one after another, but they still saw nothing except the flickering will-o'-the-wisps, but the surrounding air became colder.

Ma Linglong took out the spray bottle and sprayed them one by one in the eyes: "Count silently for 10 seconds, open your eyes and quickly choose the partner standing opposite you."

"What did you spray us with?" one asked, rubbing his eyes.

"Cow's tears." Ma Linglong said, "Now you can see ghosts without using any tools."

The first man barely opened his eyes.

"The timer starts." Ma Linglong walked aside, "And, I wish you good luck."

With a scream that pierced the silence, Ma Linglong calmly put up a barrier around his body to prevent being hit by bullets, even though it was made of rubber.

Natasha was probably the only one who was mentally prepared, but she was still scared and retreated again and again, her reaction was no different from other agents.Natasha wanted to turn around and run away, but found that she couldn't move her legs to take a step. She lowered her head, and two ghosts were hugging her ankles and smiling horribly at her. The gaping mouth was as black as an abyss.All the emotions about terror and despair were all squeezed into Natasha's mind, driving her crazy like a fact. Natasha waved her hands to try to open the ghosts approaching her, as if forgetting herself is what makes the enemy frightened The Black Widow.

"Tasha, close your eyes, close your eyes first!" Barton was shot in the back when he said this, but fortunately the body armor relieved the pain for him, but rubber bullets came again and again.

Barton felt his arms wet and cold. He opened his eyes suddenly, and met the sight of an old ghost with a wrinkled face. Short golden brown hair was stuck to the old ghost's head, and its facial features were deeply sunken. , There is no white in the eye sockets, the touch and temperature are like corpses.

Barton noticed that the dark and cold blood flowed from the old ghost's body, and flowed onto his skin through the ghost's hands. Barton wanted to get rid of the restraint, but more ghosts grabbed him tightly.

The old ghost seemed to be trying to express his wishes. It slowly stretched out its other hand, intending to take the red rope from Barton's hand.But Barton couldn't respond, he had forgotten what he was going to do, he yelled and shot at the ghosts, the bullets passed through their bodies and hit his teammates.

Coulson sat on the ground at the beginning. Even so, he still couldn't get rid of the ghost's care. Coulson protected the team member whose head was injured by a rubber bullet with one hand, while gasping for breath, he wanted to scream but couldn't.

As the night grew darker, the image of ghosts became more and more ugly and terrifying, and the gloomy resentment filled the surroundings, pushing everyone's inner fear to the brink of collapse.In the dark and distant corner, slight cries from far and near came windingly, and more ghost figures crawled, rushing towards this side at the fastest speed, continuously.

There was a suffocating smell in the air, and the whole farm was occupied by these creepy things. They gathered towards the living people one after another, and shuddered laughter from their mouths.

Steve couldn't describe in words how uncomfortable the scene in front of him was. His chest and abdomen heaved violently. Steve's eyes had long been blocked by ghosts with bloodless faces. They beckoned to him and asked him to go over. .

Steve wasn't sure if these people could still be called human beings. Their bodies were as white as moonlight, and the fabric on their clothes was also floating up. The green will-o'-the-wisps made them look hideous and terrifying.Steve almost instinctively backs up when they reach out, but then bumps into another "it,"

A hand as stiff as a bone suddenly grasped Steve's shoulder, and he felt heavy oppression sweeping from all directions in the west.

He has never been so afraid like today, even at the moment of death, he is as sure as usual.

Suddenly!A pale face appeared in front of Steve, and he was almost close to it face to face. He immediately closed his eyes, and his breathing almost stopped.The other party was a woman, and Steve admired himself so much that he could judge the gender of the ghost the moment he closed his eyes. He didn't know if this was the first step to success.

Ma Linglong was not at all surprised by the agents' reactions, seeing a ghost for the first time was already good, at least she wasn't scared to death.She looked at the time carefully, and 5 minutes had passed: "Are you guys playing or not? They are already very active. There must be one you like?"

They were agents with rich combat experience, but they were defeated in an instant. Let alone running to the farm house, they were getting farther and farther away from the fence. Apart from shooting and beating their team members indiscriminately, there was nothing left but howling.

Steve forced himself to overcome his fear, thanks to the fact that he became sober after being hit in the head by a rubber bullet. He saw Ma Linglong flicking his phone leisurely, which meant that these ghosts would not hurt them.

"Offended, ma'am." Steve said to the ghost, and he grabbed her from his back, and when the ghost's nails slid all the way down Steve's skin, the unbearable touch making it almost impossible for him to stand still.

He was about to tie the female ghost's ankles to his own, but the other party didn't cooperate and floated away, and the harsh laughter tormented Steve's eardrums.

"Calm down, everyone!" Steve exhorted meaninglessly.

At least three agents had run into the forest across from the farm, out of their minds, and it would have been dangerous to leave the main force, both to themselves and to others.

The safety of the scene got out of control, which was the result that Steve didn't expect in advance, and he had to choose to give up.

He got rid of the ghost's entanglement and came to Ma Linglong: "Stop, let them disappear!"

"There are still 3 minutes, don't you plan to try it?" Ma Linglong said, "If you succeed, I am willing to share my reward with everyone."

"Enough is enough, they'll go crazy if this goes on." Steve's shirt was completely drenched in cold sweat. He might actually be able to complete this test, but he didn't intend to continue, wasting every second here It is possible to kill the team members.

Ma Linglong took out a stack of talisman papers and waved them in the air, and the yellow confetti fluttered in all directions: "Go back to your place, sorry for the trouble."

The ghost disappeared immediately, leaving only the people who were still in shock and still in a mess.

"Take these chocolates and share them with them." Ma Linglong pointed at the chocolate frog that had been crushed into small pieces behind her, "Come to me after you recover, if there are still people who want to continue learning to catch ghosts. "