The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Stark woke up much earlier than Ma Linglong. He was very sleepy but couldn't sleep well. He had several nightmares in a row, and he was repeatedly awakened by the terrifying illusion in the dream.It wasn't until he felt that the girl in his arms was sleeping extremely peacefully that he closed his eyes in relief again. When he woke up for the last time, the sky had gradually turned purple, and they were about to usher in a brand new hot summer.

Stark hugged Ma Linglong and looked around. He felt that his arms were a little numb, and it must be a relationship that had been held for too long.But he tried his best to make Ma Linglong sleep more comfortably. Although it may not be effective, he has been working hard to keep Ma Linglong from feeling uncomfortable in his arms, so maybe it will be a good thing to hug and sleep together next time occur.

A long black snake slowly swam towards the two of them. Stark didn't pay attention to what it was, thinking it was a dry branch in a trance.

The little bat caught two desert poisonous snakes last night, one of which was already eaten for dinner, and the little bat planned to keep the other one until this morning.It half-dead the black snake, hid behind a rock, and held it down with stones.

Stark was about to wake up his Sleeping Beauty, and the surface temperature was the perfect time to go: "Wake up honey, if you want a good morning kiss... oh no..." When Stark realized By the time things went wrong, the humble black snake was at the edge of their ankles.

"Go away, you little bastard." Stark hissed. He didn't dare to move rashly, let alone disturb the sleeping girl. He fully believed that once Ma Linglong woke up, the snake would be killed by her. "If you showed up here last night, you'd be a snack, and you shouldn't be here now." He wasn't sure if the snake was poisonous, but this was the harsh desert, and no reptile of any kind They are not as gentle and cute as the well-behaved babies in the pet store.

"Who are you talking to?" Ma Linglong murmured dimly. She wanted to stretch her body, but Stark forcibly held her in her arms.These were a pair of powerful and strong arms, and Ma Linglong couldn't shake them for a while, so he simply nestled in Stark's arms and squinted for a while.

"No one, talking in your sleep." Stark said hurriedly, "Baby, you sleep a little longer." He kicked up the yellow sand with his toes, trying to drive the snake away, "Don't move, my legs are a little cramped , let me adjust my posture first."

Stark's actions obviously angered the uninvited guest. It was already in a bad mood. Of course, it was imprisoned as food for a whole night. It managed to get out just now, but it was kicked up and covered with sand.The black snake rushed towards the unknown object that provoked him, opened his mouth and took a bite, Stark's left leg felt a tingling pain, he couldn't care about anything else, he let out a low cry of horror, and retracted his leg .

He stretched out his hand to grab the snake's neck and refused to relax. The black snake felt the pressure of suffocation and was forced to let go. Stark threw it hard and threw it far away.

Ma Linglong's body was violently fluctuated, and she had to open her eyes: "What are you doing?"

"I'm so glad you woke up baby." Stark diverted Ma Linglong's attention with his flattering words, and deliberately touched her face with his hands restlessly, "Actually, I was going to kiss you secretly just now." Yes, you are so charming in sleep, I am already fascinated by you."

This is very Stark, Ma Linglong thinks, when she thinks he is not bad, he can always wipe out those good impressions perfectly: "Before the sun comes out, let's get on the road." Tucker left without nostalgia in his arms.She picked out two roots from the food basket and threw them to Stark. That was their breakfast. I also took out some dried fish, "Eat while walking, let's walk faster in the morning, try to find a place with shade, and wait until the sun is about to go down before going on the road, so as to save energy."

"Listen to you." Stark crawled on the ground without getting up, he felt his left leg became a little numb, he pretended to be teasing and said, "I know there is a way to make our blood boil at night."

"Don't waste time." Ma Linglong replied coldly.

"Don't you want to know how?"

"When you get back to New York, you can boil as much as you want." Ma Linglong said angrily, and she could think of what Stark was alluding to with her knees, "Now, if you plan to continue lying in this place, then Goodbye." She pretended to leave, but out of the corner of her eye she saw Stark slowly stand up behind her and Ma Linglong really moved forward.

"Oh, my..." Stark's left leg was in hot pain, and he deliberately changed his tone, "It's all your fault, you know, you pressed my 'baby' all night, it was red and swollen , but you plan to leave?"

"Then we'll sleep separately tonight." Ma Linglong didn't forget the leg cramps he said before, but Stark was very good at portraying ordinary things as sexually suggestive without making people feel obscene or disgusting.

"I don't need baby, I can solve the redness problem by myself, really, we can continue to maintain the relationship like last night tonight." Stark is now almost sure that the snake is poisonous, and he is very grateful for that bite Without biting Ma Linglong's leg, Stark had to use obscene language to cover up the truth. He knew that Ma Linglong would keep a distance from him for his words just now.

She would, Stark knew, a girl like her would not like to hear dirty words.

"Stop talking nonsense and keep up." Ma Linglong swallowed her saliva repeatedly, she didn't dare to turn her head because her face was flushed.

She swore she didn't touch Stark's "baby" on purpose last night, but who knows what happened after she fell asleep, maybe she really was on the man's vitals.Ma Linglong took a deep breath, thinking to herself, if Stark finds that her face is red later, she will say that it was caused by the weather,

"We've all slept together, and you're still so indifferent to me." Stark carefully put away the food in his hand, and without eating, he limped forward, only to find that the leg had been lost Perception, "Which part of me is not satisfied, above or below?"

Ma Linglong said without turning her head: "Aren't you also indifferent to your partners after the fact?"

Stark was taken aback for a moment, and his provocative words got a loud counterattack again, but he smiled immediately: "I forgot, you have investigated my affairs." He said apologetically, "But I I can guarantee that if it were you, I would never be indifferent afterwards, would you like to consider it, the game at night?"

"Do you remember yesterday, Stark?" Ma Linglong turned her head slightly, "If you like to play games, we can have a good time today."

Stark finally achieved his goal. The girl did not turn around or look back. She must be angry. Stark could imagine the girl's lips curling inward when she was angry: "I don't want to play any games until my stomach is full. game."

Ma Linglong walked forward for a long time, and suddenly felt that there was nothing behind her. She turned her head and saw Stark still staying in place rubbing his calf.

"What did I say just now, leg cramps, don't wait for me." He clenched his teeth and said pretending to be relaxed, Stark endured the pain of the venom spreading all over his body, and sweat oozed from his forehead and back.

Ma Linglong would not wait for him, not only that, but she also walked towards him to help, Ma Linglong stroked her face, hoping that she would not look like she had been boiled.

"Hey, don't come over, oh, well, you have already come." Stark is not going to let Ma Linglong know his situation, it will only increase trouble, Ma Linglong will definitely drag his heavy body in the desert go ahead.Without the Serpent Serum, he would die here soon, and he didn't want the girl to pay the same price.

But Ma Linglong didn't know what he was thinking, she put Stark's arm on her shoulder, dragged the food basket with one hand, and helped him move slowly, but soon Ma Linglong gave up Sympathize with his thoughts.Stark suddenly moved his face to her ear, and Ma Linglong thought he wanted to say something to her, such as "thank you".But Stark kissed her on the face superficially, and his mustache gently pricked Ma Linglong's cheek.

This was a serious offense to her. Of course, Ma Linglong would not slap Stark for this. After all, it was just an insignificant touch. It might just be Stark's whim, that's how he is. people.

Ma Linglong paused for a moment before turning her face to Stark. She stared at him without any ups and downs in her eyes or expression, especially her pupils, which were calm like two black glass beads .

"I guess you're still single." Stark concluded irrelevantly, "Actually, you can call me Tony, after all we've both slept..."

Stark's waywardness made him lose his only support, and Ma Linglong left him and went straight away, leaving the poor guy limping and howling after dragging his injured ankle.He screamed so exaggeratedly that the entire desert was filled with Stark-style subwoofers, so much so that Ma Linglong didn't even guess that his so-called cramp was actually fake.

That's the smart thing about Stark, he always knows how to hide his wounds and make everyone think he's terrific, he's great, physically and mentally.

"Hey, let me say." Stark stopped a few feet behind Ma Linglong. He just rolled up his trousers and took a look at the wound. To be honest, he surprised himself.Not only where he was bitten by a poisonous snake, but his entire calf and even his knees were swollen and purple and black. Accompanied by bouts of nausea and breathless sadness, Stark knew that he might not be able to do it, "I want to Toilet." He even spoke in a breathless voice, trying his best to hide his discomfort.

Ma Linglong stopped and turned her head: "Are you joking?"

Sweat glands have already excreted excess water from the body, although explorers say that drinking urine in the desert is the most effective way to save yourself.However, in the case of extreme water shortage, normal people can't urinate at all.

But Stark wants to go to the bathroom.

"Do you think I'm going to make fun of you with my bladder, okay, turn around." Stark put his hand into his trousers on purpose, he held his "baby" with a lewd tone, "or You want to see for yourself that my bottom is the size you want, or just look at it." He stretched his crotch wide.

Of course Ma Linglong would turn around, she not only turned around, but also walked forward a few steps, she didn't want to hear the sound of water when the man peed.

Time passed by, and the temperature on the ground began to rise gradually. Ma Linglong finally showed impatience: "Stark, are you still shitting?"

No echo.

This is not normal.

She turned around, but there was no one behind her: "Stark?"

Ma Linglong ran over quickly, and stood at the place where Stark planned to unbutton his pants to pee. There was no trace of water erosion there, even if the sand would swallow everything, there would always be something left at the very beginning. .So she's pretty sure Stark definitely didn't pee because there were only his footprints and very important items there.

The food is what she asked Stark to eat while walking before, as well as the signal-emitting device, and two bags of untouched water bladders.

"Stark, where are you!" Ma Linglong picked them up, looked around, not far away were the rocks where he had landed before, and beside them were rolling sand dunes, all of which were the main culprits hindering the search, " It's not fun Stark, this is the desert, don't mess around!" Ma Linglong couldn't help but think in the direction of pranks, after all, he was Stark, and when she knew him, he always did ridiculous things. extreme.

The desert is ruthless, it buries hope in the sand, and Stark's footprints can no longer be found halfway, Ma Linglong circled around the rock twice but did not find Stark's shadow.She took out her wand and said to the sand in front of her, "Reveal now", and all the disappeared footprints and Stark's traces immediately surfaced on the sand.

It was a strange walking track, with chaotic footprints and palm prints.

Ma Linglong was both scared and confused.

Soon, she found him in a pile of sand: "Stark!"

Most of the man's body was buried in the sand, his lips were black and purple, his face was blue and black, his eyes were tightly closed, and he looked like he was dying.

"Stark, wake up!" Ma Linglong didn't know why he was lying in such a place, he was more than ten feet away from the pee just now, "What the hell are you doing, don't you want to live!?"

The bat flapped its wings and flew out from the owner's pocket. For a nocturnal animal, facing the sun is very uncomfortable, but it has been trained by the owner to adapt to the sun better than ordinary bats.

It stopped on Stark's injured left leg, yelling incessantly.

Ma Linglong used her magic wand to clean up all the sand covering his body: "You said there is a wound here?" She tore Stark's trousers, and the entire left leg was completely black, and the most serious part had festered.

The bat told Ma Linglong that Stark was bitten by a poisonous snake, and it knew where there was such a snake.

Ma Linglong immediately understood why Stark was so abnormal before, he was bitten by a snake long ago, the moment they woke up.In other words, that was indeed his true face, so Ma Linglong never thought that he was just pretending, and that was not Stark's real intention.Not only did he force Ma Linglong to distance himself from him, but he also used the urgency of urination as an excuse in order to leave Ma Linglong's side quietly.

"Go and catch this snake!" Ma Linglong said angrily.

No one can hurt Stark, not even animals.

The author has something to say: Happy Tomb-sweeping Day, everyone. Anyway, as long as it’s a holiday, you’ll be happy. Don’t mind if it’s fake. Although the author can’t make changes, the author can send red packets. The little angels left today will each get 20 red packets ~