The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

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It feels like Spider-Man is the only movie that has a perfect interpretation no matter how the actors are changed, and everyone recognizes the new faces, but it seems difficult for other characters to do this.

Loki is not interested in shopping, he prefers to stay in a comfortable place to read or listen to the opera, but if he must go out, Loki doesn't mind going to the place with "Slytherin".He expressed his intentions very euphemistically and cryptically. Loki thought he should be qualified. After all, his 10-minute alumni, Mr. Sirius once thought he was from Slytherin.

Loki assured Ma Linglong that he would not mess around, although his promise could not be taken seriously.

"Unfortunately, no." Ma Linglong rejected him mercilessly.

"If you are concerned about my safety, then there is no need." Loki said, he did not want to miss the opportunity, another purpose of his coming to Earth is Hogwarts, "I know what happened there, but I think Those things should have no effect on me, and I can still protect you, if you need it." Loki stared at her expectantly, with a half-smile, making it unclear whether he was really friendly.

"Sorry, Rocky." Ma Linglong said, "If you don't want to go shopping, you can stay in the building."

"I didn't say I wanted to stay here." Loki had to temporarily give up his thoughts, he knew how to deal with Ma Linglong in order to get gentle feedback, "If you don't mind being around 'Madam Stark' A strange man appears, and I'd be happy to stand on your left, or on your right." Loki is good-looking, with a sharp chin, angular outline, and a straight nose.He knows that he is handsome and has a good figure, especially for people on earth, Loki will not be treated as an ordinary person, and once he goes in and out with Ma Linglong who has the title of "Ms. Key Odinson may become famous overnight.

Because of Stark's relationship, Ma Linglong is now also the target of the paparazzi's candid photos. After all, the rumored playboy has been single for so many years, but finally married an unknown oriental woman, which is a big news worth reporting.At least on the surface, Ma Linglong is indeed an ordinary girl without any family background, and there is no commercial marriage that everyone guessed at first.

The media described Ma Linglong as Cinderella from the East (Stark specially ordered a pair of crystal slippers for her to meet the occasion), they thought she was a lucky woman, but also an unlucky woman, who had sex with Stark It is undoubtedly enviable, but to get married, most American girls bluntly say that Stark is not a suitable marriage partner.

No one knew Ma Linglong's real identity, but the media arranged several moving stories for her.

Of course, there are ugly stories, for example, Ma Linglong was pregnant with Stark's child, and they married each other out of necessity.

"You can become Romanov." Ma Linglong said, she shook her head again, "No, forget it, you stay in the mansion."

"So you're going to leave me, after I've given you enough comfort, this is what an Earth mage should do?" Loki said, feeling very dissatisfied.

"Put away your glass heart, Loki, since you don't want to go shopping with me." Ma Linglong took Loki out of her studio, she thought that the evil god would destroy the plants inside while she was away, He had already planned to do this several times just now. Loki is a natural destroyer, and he will itch all over if he doesn't waste anything. "I am very grateful for your comfort. Do you want me to give you a hug?"

"Maybe you will consider experiencing a different life, a man's life." Loki snapped his fingers, and he cast an illusion on Ma Linglong, "I think our gender problem has been resolved, you look..." He took a deep breath. "It's really annoying."

Falling in love with Stark and becoming Stark were originally two different things, but Ma Linglong did both because of Loki.

To be honest, Ma Linglong didn't know if this was considered to be with Stark, because she became like him, no matter their height or size, they were not only together, but also very close.In fact, this should be a visual illusion caused by illusion, not that Ma Linglong has really become like Stark. She still has her own body. If she reaches out and touches it, she won't feel that she belongs to Stark's crotch. of sticks.

But she still found it very interesting, Ma Linglong winked at the mirror for a while before setting off.

"I regret it," Rocky said. He was wearing a black trench coat and his face was terrible. "It's really disgusting, shopping with a man."

"If you dare to transform me back at this time, you will die." Ma Linglong said, she was holding a shopping bag in her hand, which was filled with underwear of Ma Linglong's favorite brand.

Loki also carried a pocket, but it was a very small one, and it contained an emerald cufflink that Ma Linglong had given him.At this time, the evil god didn't want to show off his gentlemanly spirit at all, he didn't need to do this to a man.

Ma Linglong knew that Stark was very popular, he was suitable for all ages, and he was infinitely charming, but she still underestimated the degree of recognition of Stark walking on the street without concealment.Even though he hasn't shown his face for a long time, and no longer shows off his armor in a show-off manner, Stark's attention is still not lost to any Hollywood star.

Walking in the bustling streets of New York, almost every passerby who passed Ma Linglong wanted to ask her for an autograph and a group photo. Obviously, they came for Stark.Most of the citizens were still very sensible, they didn't block or swarm, at least in the early stage, until Ma Linglong could no longer shop quietly.

She had to steer the car onto a secluded lane to avoid the crowd.

Loki originally planned to turn Ma Linglong back, but she still wanted to continue pretending to be Stark to feel the attraction of her husband.

Of course, Ma Linglong had to wonder if there would be an article in the newspaper tomorrow morning about Tony Stark personally choosing underwear for his wife.

Loki doesn't like Stark for the same reason he doesn't like Thor, there's a bit of jealousy at work, but it's more when Loki sees everyone around Thor because he's down And when Thor takes all this for granted when he is cramped or sometimes excited, Loki will feel an inferiority complex that cannot be suppressed.

He doesn't want to admit that he longs to be treated like this, and everyone can look a little away at him, even if he doesn't do anything.

But the more state is that only when Loki uses pranks to make the generals angry, he will get attention, so he keeps repeating the same methods to get satisfaction.

Although the person standing next to him is not the real Stark, the arrogance and arrogance Ma Linglong performed is simply too similar to Stark. Illusion can only make people see the appearance, but cannot make him real. become another person.But Ma Linglong must be very familiar with Stark's words and deeds, even the angle of raising his chin when he looks at people through his nostrils is also very lifelike, which really annoys Loki.

If this damn phenomenon continued, Loki felt that he would hate Ma Linglong as much as he hated Thor.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Stark." A man walked up to Ma Linglong politely. He should not be a regular reporter. He looked more like a member of the paparazzi. "Can I take some photos for you?" ?”

"Aren't you taking pictures all the time?" Ma Linglong said, "I saw you emerging from the opposite side of the guardrail enough for you to take a clear picture of me."

"If, if you are willing to say a few more words." The other party said tremblingly, he knew it was against the rules, even though paparazzi candid shots are prevalent in any developed country.But if the subject of the sneak shot is not so easy to provoke, it is also common to be beaten for it.What's more, the other party is Iron Man Tony Stark. He has a record of beating up paparazzi more than once. What's more, the tall man around him doesn't seem to be very friendly.

"What kind of questions do you want to ask." If it was Stark, he would definitely say no, because he doesn't like being asked questions, he hates answering questions, and he doesn't like dealing with paparazzi, they always describe him as nothing .

"About the recent rumored 'wizard topic', what do you think?" The other party asked cautiously, and he quickly turned on the recording pen, eager to receive an answer from Stark.

Yes, wizards, since the last time dementors attacked Muggles on the beach on a large scale, there have been rumors of wizards. Enthusiastic netizens did not know where to find information decades ago. They compared the characteristics of wizards one by one. On the Internet, public opinion suddenly spread, and large-scale information about wizards was once again brought to the table, which directly caused the top executives of the Magic Congress to fall into panic.

"That's good." Ma Linglong had to imitate Stark's arrogance when facing reporters, "America is a diverse international metropolis." She originally thought that the other party would ask about herself.

The other party was obviously stunned for a moment, even though this was in line with Stark's answer: "However, I heard that they hurt humans."

"Wizards are human beings." Ma Linglong said.

"So, Mr. Stark knows about this matter?" The reporter's eyes lit up, "How did you know about it..."

The woman's scream interrupted the interview, followed by a gunshot, and a man with a lady's satchel in his hand ran desperately towards Ma Linglong and the others from the corner.

Ma Linglong reacted immediately, but her first thought was to get the magic wand, and then she touched Stark's grenade watch. to the grenade.

A red and blue figure descended from the sky, followed by two white sprays of unknown substance on the bag thief's face and legs. The man fell and his satchel flew out.The red and blue shadow ran very fast, and before the bag snatcher could tear off the white stuff on his face, his whole body was tightly wrapped.

"Say hello to the police for me, sir." The red and blue shadow picked up the satchel, and he noticed Ma Linglong, or rather, he saw Stark, "God, Tony, oh, it's really Tony, old man sky!"

Loki said sarcastically: "The bad taste of the people in the courtyard, wearing tights and pretending to be different."

"That's, that's Spider-Man!" The reporter said excitedly, he didn't expect to be so lucky, not only to be able to interview Stark, but also to meet the urban knight who has recently become familiar to New Yorkers.

"Spiderman?" Loki sneered. "Is he transformed from a spider? It's ridiculous. He reminds me of the first time I heard the name Iron Man. I thought Stark was made of iron."

Also excited was the Spider-Man that the reporter said, but when he noticed that a reporter was taking pictures, he immediately dodged left and right to avoid the shutter: "Please don't shoot me, sir?" Spider-Man easily took After leaving the reporter's camera, he looked over and over again, with an envious tone, "Wow, it's the latest model..."

Spider-Man's voice sounds remarkably youthful, and his frame isn't massive enough to see the muscles beneath his tights, even at this close range.

"Please return it to me, Spider-Man, I think everyone would like to see news about you." The reporter begged, "I will only take one picture."

"Thanks." Spider-Man shot a silver-white silk thread from his wrist, and then he said to Ma Linglong, "I'm sorry Mr. Stark, I wanted to ask you for an autograph." He flew away, exactly Said, Spider-Man should be dragged away by that white thread, with a gust of wind.

"Oh, no, no, no." The reporter hurriedly opened the lens, only to find that the lens cover of the camera was covered by a layer of sticky silk thread.

Spider silk?

Ma Linglong glanced at the sticky white substance in confusion: "Follow." She said to Loki.

"Why." Loki frowned, "Are you interested in the color combination of red and blue?"

"Didn't you feel that spider, there is an abnormal energy in him." Ma Linglong said, "I want to know what he is."

"I thought you were going to buy me a drink." Loki showed little interest in Spider-Man.

Ma Linglong hung the handbag on Rocky's arm: "Go back to the building by yourself."

"I think." Loki stuffed the bag back again, and he tilted his head to the left, "He should have gone in that direction."

It is not difficult to find the traces of Spider-Man, spider silk will be left everywhere he passes along the way, Ma Linglong does not think it is ordinary, something like spider silk, it is, it looks like Hagrid's The poisonous silk spit out by giant spider pets is of the same substance.

Spiderman's speed was very fast, and Ma Linglong and Rocky were not slow. The two finally came to Queens, and it was a very cheap street in Queens. They stopped in the center of an open lot.

"There is no one here, and there are no surveillance cameras, you should be yourself." Rocky said impatiently.

"He's nearby." Ma Linglong said, "I think this look is more in line with Spider's needs. He should be a supporter of Stark or Iron Man."

Just as he was speaking, Spider-Man appeared on the wall behind Ma Linglong. He crawled upside down like a gecko, and then he made a little noise, attracting the attention of the two of them.

Rocky rolled his eyes: "Very creative way of appearance."

"Who are you?" Ma Linglong asked.

"Spider-Man." The other party said, "I named myself. In fact, I named it after you, Mr. Stark. You are Iron Man." Spider-Man crawled on the wall Unmoving, as if super glue on his hands and feet freed him from the effects of gravity.

"Are you a mutant?" Ma Linglong asked.

"No, it's not." Spiderman jumped off the wall, his movements were very careful, as if he was afraid of leaving a bad impression on Ma Linglong, that is, Stark, "I'm not... I'm not a mutant people."

"Are you human?" Ma Linglong asked again.

Spider-Man nodded: "I am."

"But your silk is real."

Spider-Man scratched his head and explained: "Because, because of some, high-tech, you know sir, high-tech can do many things that seem impossible." His lame lies are ridiculous in front of Loki and Ma Linglong To the extreme.

Loki looked at the nearby buildings boredly, subconsciously comparing his bedroom with them.

Ma Linglong said, "You live near here." This was not a question, but a fact.

"No, I don't live here!" Spider-Man said in a panic, pointing in a random direction: "I live in Manhattan."

Ma Linglong said, "In other words, you are from New York?"

Spider-Man visibly choked, he didn't think much of it.But he reacted quickly: "If you believe what I say, then I am."

Spider-Man obviously wants to hide his true identity, so he wears a hood and strange clothes to hide his true self.Maybe he has something to do with mutants, after all, it is impossible for normal human beings to lie firmly on the wall without any external force.But he really has no experience in hiding, and it can even be said to be clumsy. Spider-Man can easily expose/expose all his information, or it may be because he is a little nervous to see his idol.

"I mean nothing, Spider." Ma Linglong said.

"It's Spider-Man." The other party corrected.

"Okay, Spider-Man, I just saw you doing something brave, and I wanted to get to know you." Ma Linglong pretended to speak like the real Stark, "Since you are from New York, you should know that the Avengers Building is in the city ​​center."

"Of course, of course, I know." Spider-Man hurriedly changed his words again, "No, no, I don't know, I don't live in New York."

Loki let out a sneer.

"Whether you live in New York or not, Spider-Man." Ma Linglong said, "I need to understand your behavior, because you seem to have superpowers, and if you actually want to do bad things, I have to stop you."

"It's not superpowers, really, it's just high technology." Spider-Man tried to quibble, "I haven't done bad things, believe me, you are my idol, Mr. Stark. I have a lot of posters of you at home. The whole wall is covered, but I can't afford soldiers."

"Really, that's even better. A 15-year-old boy can make technological products that fly over walls." Ma Linglong said, "The Avengers are looking forward to your joining."

"I'm 16 years old." Spiderman looked around nervously, "No, I'm not that age, I'm lying to you..."

"If you want to hide yourself, kid." Ma Linglong said, nodding her throat with her finger, "you have to change your voice first." Even though Spider-Man had deliberately exaggerated his accent, it sounded too much Young and startled.

"Thanks, Mr. Stark." Spider-Man said hesitantly, "Can you keep a secret for me, about me?"

"I don't know who you are, don't worry."

"But you know I'm 16 and live in Queens," he said slightly despondently.

Ma Linglong's expression was a bit complicated: "Do you have to admit this in front of me?"

"One more thing." Spider-Man said, he didn't seem to care what Ma Linglong said just now, Spider-Man raised his hand, like a student asking a question to the teacher, "Can you sign your name?" Ma Ling Long wanted to reject him because she was not the real Stark, but Spider-Man had already come over with an autograph book, which looked like an ordinary homework book, "If possible, can we take a photo?"

Ma Linglong said with certainty, "You haven't graduated from high school yet, have you?"

Stark's reaction was a bit strange, although they successfully brought back Loki's cane and destroyed Hydra's secret base.

The Avengers are the winners, but Stark seems like the loser who didn't feel the joy of victory.He has behaved very naturally, and no one has seen Stark's abnormal emotions.

"What's wrong with you?" Ma Linglong asked, she came to Stark's side, and the man was letting the artificial intelligence scan the cane.He had Jarvis undergo a similar test before, but Stark at that time was not as concerned about this thing as he is now.

"I'm fine, baby." Stark said with a smile, "I'm planning to have a celebration party tonight. I've invited a few well-connected reporters. They'll interview you, and of course I'll be there, you Don't be nervous."

"You don't need to hide what happened to you, in front of me." Ma Linglong took Stark's hand and kept him away from the cane. The energy released by that thing made people uneasy.

Stark's behavior reminded Ma Linglong of the New York War two years ago. When the war was won and everyone went home, Stark didn't celebrate. He spent more time designing rooms for the Avengers Above, the current Avengers Building can have such complete facilities and a residence that satisfies everyone, all because of Stark's hard work.

It's the same now, no matter how others relax in the hall, Stark's nerves are still tense.

"I just..." Stark rubbed his eyes, "saw something I was terrified of happening in front of me, and it seemed like I caused it."

"I guess it's a hallucination." Ma Linglong said, "You must have been very close to the cane."

"I think it's a hallucination," Stark said, "but it doesn't matter, okay, really, I know it's a hallucination. But, it's really scary, I saw everyone died, only me. alive."

The Avengers were attacked by a superman, who was a pair of twins, and the two supermen had the surname of a mutant, which was quite familiar to Ma Linglong, Maximov.But they are definitely not relatives of Peter Maximoff, let alone Magneto.

Pietro Maximoff and Wanda Maximoff, they didn't have superpowers, and they didn't have this name. They were just a pair of ordinary twin brothers and sisters living in Sokovia.It was a small country in Eastern Europe devastated by wars. Like all civilians, they have experienced countless wars, big and small. Pietro and Wanda's parents died very early, and they depended on each other since childhood.

Hydra's establishment of its base in Sokovia is undoubtedly the best choice to deceive people. They recruited a group of young people to do human experiments, including Pietro and Wanda. They were voluntary, and their bodies were injected into their bodies. In order to obtain the DNA of real mutants, Hydra's scientific research team used Loki's cane to activate the mutant genes in the blood of experimental living subjects.

Most of the experimental subjects died, and the moment they gained superpowers, many people couldn't bear the powerful force and died in pain.They survived and learned to control their superpowers, and the two dealt some damage to the Avengers as they laid siege to Hydra's base.

Barton is receiving treatment in the regeneration cabin, and a fast boy attacks him during the battle; Stark's hallucinations should be made by Wanda.

Natasha found the research results of the twins from the Hydra base database, and of course there are some other secrets.

Pietro has extremely fast speed, while Wanda has the ability of mind control, but Ma Linglong doesn't seem to have any sense of crisis after knowing this.

The others suffered more or less skin trauma, and the battle damage was more severe than expected. Probably the only one who was not affected was Hulk.

"Stark." Ma Linglong wiped off the cold sweat from Stark's forehead, "Do you still want to continue being Iron Man?"