The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

What a great day, isn't it, Tony Stark turned into a Munchkin cat, round and fat, and the most important thing is that the four legs are too long to even scratch.Of course there are worse things than all this. To be precise, Stark is now a female cat, without the two hairballs under the tail that male cats should have made him feel unprecedented shame.

"What do you mean by turning back automatically in a month, Severus?" Stark yelled, at least he could still make a shrill human voice in cat form, which indicated that the two children's potion formula was indeed very successful , but as a cat, Stark can't applaud their invention for the time being.

"Literally," said Snape icily, "the potion you're drinking has been mixed with something I don't know about."

"Are you still a potions expert, Snape, at least you can make me a male!"

"No."

In the end, Stark didn't get Snape's help, not because Snape didn't want to help solve the gender problem, but because Snape couldn't find an antidote in a short period of time.

Ma Linglong had to take Stark home, a fluffy little guy curled up on her lap, frustrated and embarrassed, Stark howled from time to time to express his dissatisfaction.

"Who told you to drink the potion they handed you?" Ma Linglong stroked Stark's chin, "You know how much they like to play tricks."

"It must be Loki." Stark concluded, "It must be his fault!"

"What does this have to do with him?" Ma Linglong said, "You let Lily and Maria come in and out of my laboratory at will, and you should bear the consequences."

"You're talking for that sissy, you like her? It must be!" Stark jumped from Ma Linglong's legs to the floor, his stubby limbs barely supported his chubby orange body, he kept away from Ma Linglong , while muttering, I don't know what I'm reading.

Ma Linglong grabbed Stark's little tail and stopped him from moving forward: "Stay here, you don't want to be seen by others as a female cat."

"Don't pull your tail!" Stark struggled a bit, with an angry tone, "Go find your little Loki, I'm going to the studio to check the data."

"Are you jealous?" Ma Linglong said.

"No!"

Stark’s jealousy is not without reason, all thanks to the year Thanos invaded the earth Speaking of, in fact, Loki did not sacrifice himself to save Ma Linglong like the evil goddess in the parallel world, but his behavior is similar It was a risky move, but this time he was not for Ma Linglong, but for Sirius.

Loki fends off Thanos' frontal attack for Sirius, and he almost dies, but only barely.There's no doubt that Loki's bravery has earned him credit for himself, and to this day, every time Sirius visits the Avengers base, he goes straight to Loki and then Stark.

Of course the point is not this.

Mainly because of Loki's attitude. He made it very clear that the purpose of doing so was to attract Ma Linglong's attention. Since he and Ma Linglong were a pair in the parallel world, this gave Loki the idea of ​​reverie.He said that he didn't care about Sirius' life or death at all, he just wanted to show off in front of Ma Linglong.

Ma Linglong thinks that Loki is actually showing his kindness, but he is just being cruel.

This is exactly why Stark is dissatisfied. Every time he speaks ill of Loki, Ma Linglong will oppose him, which makes Stark, as her husband, feel a midlife crisis for the first time.

"Why did I find Loki." Ma Linglong tried to kiss Stark's hairy head.

"Because he likes you, and you don't hate him." Stark put his cat's paw on Ma Linglong's mouth, "I'm a female cat now, don't even try to kiss me."

Ma Linglong put Stark on the bed, "So you don't want to make out with me anymore after becoming a female cat?"

Stark didn't answer right away, he made a gurgling voice from his throat: "That's not it." He sighed, "When I transform back, I will definitely spank their asses!"

The door was pushed open, and Lily and Maria poked their heads back and forth, and through the opening and closing of the door, they carefully squeezed their bodies into the room.

"Mom." Lily said softly, "Can we come in?"

Stark's hair was obviously standing on end. He glanced back at his daughters and exclaimed angrily, "It's Loki, right? It must be the transforming water he made to lure you who are well-behaved and innocent!"

The sisters entered the house, and Maria said, "It doesn't matter about Rocky, we want to surprise Dad."

"What a surprise, isn't it?" Stark flicked his tail frantically, "Your dad turned into a cat, or a female cat, this is definitely not what you want to see, so I can't think of it except Loki Others, well, don't hide it for him!"

"At least it's a breed cat, Dad." Maria said, "Maybe there is something wrong with the medicine."

"Good job, I can't go anywhere for a month," Stark yelled, "I'm going to spank your ass, I swear I'll do it, unless you give me a good reason, I guess You definitely can't give it."

"I'm sorry, Dad." Lily pulled Maria forward, squatted down, and faced a Munchkin cat with one ear flying up the back of its head, the girls couldn't feel Stark's majesty at all, "We just Just to make you happy, you've been a cat before, we know it's a normal cat, we think daddy should be able to turn into a breed cat with an expensive pedigree."

"Who told you?" Ma Linglong asked, and she hugged Stark again to save him from the trouble of looking up after turning into a cat, "Blake?"

"I heard it," Lily said. "Papa thinks about it sometimes, so..."

"So you just pour the potion into a coffee cup and see what kind of breed I can turn into?" Stark said dumbfounded, "Baby, Dad should applaud your kindness, but look, my hand Stubby and short." He made a gesture of wanting to clap his hands, which was ridiculous.

"Is Dad not angry?" Maria asked.

"Yes, don't be angry." He paused, "Not yet."

The two sisters looked at their mother in unison.

"I'm still a little angry." Ma Linglong said, "I didn't expect you to really cooperate with Loki, but, forget it, you have developed a new type of transformation potion, and your father is a successful experiment."

The atmosphere finally calmed down, and Maria happily took out a bag of high-end cat food from her pocket, which was filled with dried fish made of tuna.

"Dad." Maria said happily, "Look what I brought you here?"

From that afternoon to midnight the next day, Lily and Maria comforted Stark for a whole night before coaxing Stark out from under the bed. Treat cats that way.It was Loki's idea that the two children had to confess about the fish jerky, and Stark was so angry that he wanted to rush to the Asgardian territory and bite Loki.

Stark is too familiar with Loki's mind, and the evil god always tries to tease him.

A month later, the Stark family filled in new regulations, prohibiting Loki from getting close to Lily and Maria.

But in fact, Loki and the two sisters have never been rules-abiding guys.