The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Maybe there is no way to get rid of the "Stark Disaster" in this life, after Ma Linglong returned to the rental house, she lay on the bed and stared at the moldy ceiling and thought to herself, she was already very sleepy, but she didn't know why she had to sleep with her today. Can't get over it, she has to get up early tomorrow to deliver the latest morning paper to Bruce Wayne, but she can't sleep.

The whole thing changed after the kiss, a sign that she had accepted him, or rather, was ready for more "Stark" stimulation.Ma Linglong thought that she would regret it afterwards, but she actually looked forward to the next time with joy, Stark's tongue is really good.

Could it be that Lily and James were also like this back then, when they met, they quarreled non-stop, arguing endlessly like enemies.Then one day, Sirius came to tell her that Lily and James had kissed lip-to-mouth, in the hollow tree under the Whomping Willow, and they hadn't fought since. 【Note】

Deep in the castle, by the lake, in the library, you can see them inseparable, like conjoined twins.

They fell in love thoroughly, in the winter when they were 16 years old, before Christmas.

The kiss of true love, the most wonderful and great magic in the world, the old wizards always say so.

They kissed for more than a minute. Ma Linglong must have been counting the time without pinching her watch. Her mind was so blank that she forgot that she could breathe through her nostrils until Stark noticed that the girl was suffering from extreme lack of Struggling with oxygen, he let go of his mouth, and waited for Ma Linglong to recover before continuing.

Although it was her first kiss, she didn't show the clumsiness that made Stark laugh at her. Her strong response brought the atmosphere to a climax in an instant, and she almost couldn't hold it.

Ma Linglong did not go back with Stark in the end, and she also secretly used a sleep spell on him.

Stark's kiss was so strong and fiery that if he didn't stop in time, he would definitely implement the next step, which he was already in the process of implementing.Stark's hand slid back and forth restlessly behind Ma Linglong's back, passing through her coat to reach the surface of her skin, walking hot and nimbly as if looking for a breakthrough, and soon, he untied Ma Linglong's He clasps his chest, trying to penetrate further into the soft mountain he yearns for.

Ma Linglong restrained his behavior at the critical moment.

Stark is now soundly asleep, the temperature in the box is comfortable, and Ma Linglong has paid for all the wine and room.For such a short time, the waiter who collected the money couldn't believe it, because he knew Stark and was very familiar with him.It’s the norm here for a billionaire to bring his female companion into the box, which is why each box has a comfortable bed and sheets, condoms and lubricant, of course, and good sound insulation in the walls.

Some rooms also prepare some sex toys for special lovers.

It's very thoughtful.

Everyone who works here knows what it means to have a man and a woman, sometimes two men in a box, and usually those men and women will "party" in the room all night.

It is very rare for a lady to come out to check out first. Anyway, the person in charge of the lobby has not seen it in five years of work here, especially paying the bill for Tony Stark. This is simply an impossible scene.The person in charge was afraid that Ma Linglong was a killer or something, and Stark had already died inside. Fortunately, this kind of thing didn't happen. When he went in to check, Stark was in a deep sleep, snoring lightly.

As a result, everyone began to speculate about the relationship between the woman and Stark, and this question obviously became a supper for the employees on duty tonight.

Ma Linglong knew that Stark would definitely call after waking up, and he must have been annoyed that he fell asleep at a critical moment, so before leaving, Ma Linglong left a text message on his cell phone.The general idea is that she found out that the secret transaction with Stark Industries was one of the shareholders of the Wayne Group, and she reminded Stark to beware of the high-level executives of her company, one or several of them are likely to be involved kidnapped him.If possible, Ma Linglong hoped that Stark would better conduct the investigation by herself, because she had extremely limited resources and could not provide more information.

She left all the information she knew in Stark's phone, and then noted that it was not a physical exchange.

Ma Linglong summoned the bat, and said to it: "Go and monitor Bruce Wayne." The reason why she became suspicious of Bruce again was that after meeting Stark, Ma Linglong obviously felt that the man was not what he seemed. Simple, he is much more complex than he appears on the surface.Just like Ma Linglong once firmly believed that Stark was an extremely bad guy, on the other hand, it is entirely possible that Bruce Wayne is a real dangerous person, and his wealth and power are enough to make him one of the few in the world. Numerous extremism.

She doesn't care what Superman and Batman think of Gotham's billionaires, and even Dumbledore sometimes misses it.

A black bat flew out of the window, flapped its wings, and disappeared quickly.

Ma Linglong sat up from the bed and dialed Mike's phone. After a brief beep, a man's weak voice came. 【Note】

"Miss, what time is it?" Mike complained, "I don't care if you are on night shift."

"You can think about going to the bathroom."

"You joked with me with this voice, and I took it as a threat." Mike clamped the phone to his ears sleepily, and he looked at the electronic clock hanging in the bedroom, it was three o'clock in the morning.

"My voice is ugly?" Ma Linglong didn't care about this before, because no one complained to her about the voice problem.

"No, of course not." Mike denied, "It's just that you never joke. I'm not used to what you said just now. It's a bit unlike you. I guess it's because work is not going well?"

"So, what do you think of my voice?" Ma Linglong asked, it is undeniable that Stark's voice is very nice, with a frivolous magnetic voice, matched with his outstanding appearance, like the attraction of gravity, Ma Linglong Linglong wanted to get closer to his voice every second.

"I said, work is not going well, right? How about I change it for you?" Mike woke up halfway from his doze, he knew Ma Linglong's temper very well, that cruel girl never cared about such small problems.But now he suddenly became obsessed. There must be something weird in it, "Bruce Wayne hates your voice?"

"So it doesn't sound good?"

"Not bad," Mike replied. "Cool, pretty cool, if you want to be honest. When I first met you, I thought you sounded like 'BettyBoop.' You know, when you Wearing a short red skirt, big eyes, short hair, very similar to Betty Doll, that brand happened to be popular among No-Majs that year.” [Note]

"You've been watching carefully."

"It's really impressive. You are a 'dragon'. Many wizards recognize you. I have all your files in my database..." Mike suddenly stopped, he realized that he had revealed dangerous information.But as Mike said, Ma Linglong is well-known in the magic world. She can deal with the world's most ferocious dragon alone, and because of this, she won the second-class Merlin Medal.Moreover, there is a "dragon" in her name, and there is a pattern of a dragon on her arm. Many people think that she may have become a dragon.

"What I mean is." Mike changed the topic to the right track, "you call me so late, you don't just want to pass the boring time. Of course, if you are really lonely, I don't mind being your temporary boyfriend or something , but you have to pay me because being your boyfriend must be tiring."

Ma Linglong temporarily ignored the statement that the other party had all her files, she knew that it was not a simple casual remark.

"I know you have a spell that can unlock all Muggle electronic codes, including fingerprints, retinal authentication, and biometric systems." Ma Linglong's revealing spell can't unlock Bruce Wayne's computer code. The things inside the computer are brooding.

This is not surprising, most of the spells in the wizarding world come from the records of ancient wizards.Old wizards don't know what electronics are, and Muggle passwords have long since changed from simple numbers to more and more varieties, and old-school spells don't work anymore.

"Except for that." Mike resolutely refused, he really regretted showing off that complicated unlocking spell in front of Ma Linglong in order to show off his talent.

"How much."

"It's not a matter of money." Mike said, "Anyway, you can ask me for anything else, and give it away for free, except for the 'Unlocking Charm'." That is a very dangerous spell, and it can unlock electronic codes even including the launch of nuclear weapons. Program, Mike is an expert in the study of spells, and he is also a genius who invents various spells that can adapt to the Muggle world. He also has an unexpected identity for Ma Linglong.

"I need it." Ma Linglong said, "It's up to you to ask for a price, one hundred thousand pounds, or you can directly ask for the equivalent gold." [Note]

"Linglong, that's against the law." Mike said anxiously, "I can't give you a spell, once you are discovered by the Aurors in Congress, you will be finished."

"20." Ma Linglong said, "Okay, Mike, I will always come up with an amount that you are satisfied with. In order to save time, you can just say one yourself."

"What do you want that for, is it because of Bruce Wayne, you want to hack into his computer?" Mike paused, "What did he do to you?"

"30."

"Oh, don't do that!" Mike whispered, "Bruce Wayne is a good man, I swear to God he is the most respectable No-Maj I've ever seen, no matter what he did to you, it must be because He likes you. He likes all pretty girls, but I think if you reject him outright, as you have rejected other people before, he will not overdo it with you, he is a noble gentleman."

"40."

"Do you know what it means to hack into a Muggle computer with a spell?" Mike persuaded, "The Magic Council prohibits all illegal intrusions like this, which are more serious than No-Maj's hacking crimes. You will be arrested and interrogated. If you are lucky, you will be sent back to your country, and you will be deprived of the right to use the wand for life, and you are forbidden to use any more magic, because this is a serious crime. If you are unlucky, you will be sentenced to death. I am not kidding, that spell is forbidden."

"You shouldn't have invented it." Ma Linglong continued to raise the price, "50, you have such a big appetite, Mike."

"Merlin's beard, why are you willing to take risks? What is worth doing for you? You have never done this before!"

"Stark."

"what?"

"Tony Stark, I kissed him."

There was silence on the phone for more than ten seconds.

"Are you still there?" Ma Linglong said.

"Are you kidding, right?" Mike said, his breathing quickened, "Well, I know you're not joking, but why do you know Tony Stark?" He seemed to remember something , "Wait, so you really know that No-Maj, no wonder you are so sure that he won't harass women. Miss, he is a playboy, he is not worth your career and life risk, he is better than Bruce. Wayne is far worse, why don't you try kissing your current boss, I swear you'll forget about Stark in no time."

"Are you familiar with Bruce Wayne?" Ma Linglong noticed something suspicious.

"No...well, I mean, I'm not very familiar with it. There's been one or two interactions, and he's never done anything illegal, I'm sure he hasn't." Mike shifted the subject with a guilty conscience, "Say back to Stark , I can't believe you and Stark have gotten to this point of kissing, do you know what number you are in bed with?

"Back to the spell. I know it's dangerous to use. You told me that. But if I'm careful and only let it appear for a few seconds, I'm sure I can handle it."

"What exactly do you want from his computer?"

"Some information, some information about Stark Industries." Ma Linglong said, she used a pleading tone and lowered her posture, "Mike, I ask you to help me, tell me about the spell, it is very important to me, Stark is also very important to me."

Ma Linglong's request made Mike feel guilty immediately. It was the first time he heard the girl with such a humble attitude, although the voice still sounded a little arrogant: "How can he be worth your risk? I know You are actually just obsessed with him. British wizards are extremely boring and cannot arouse your passion. It is easy to be hooked when an interesting guy suddenly appears in front of you, but he has a lot of scandals in the Muggle world. You'll know he's not worth it at all."

"Mike, you won't understand, a lot has happened between me and him, and he deserves more from me. In fact, I don't think I'm doing enough. I don't even know what to do to help. He, I just want to do my best." Ma Linglong paused, and continued, "You know about Stark's kidnapping before, right, you have been living in New York, and you know all the hot news like the back of your hand."

"Of course, but what does that have to do with you?"

"I was with him at the time." Ma Linglong said lightly, "His kidnapping is related to the Wayne Group. I have no clue except to find clues from Bruce Wayne."

"Impossible." Mike said firmly, "It can't be Bruce Wayne, he... In short, it won't be him, you believe me."

"Mike, I don't care what you're hiding from me, I can only tell you that I got the information from the ghost, it told me that Wayne Group was involved in the kidnapping. And I did find the relevant evidence to prove this. Wayne The private transactions between the major shareholders of the En Group and Stark Industries are astonishingly large. I had already ruled out Bruce Wayne before, but I suddenly felt that there was something strange about it. The amount was so huge, why did it take until now? No one found out?"

"In that case, why don't you hand this over to Stark, let the Muggles solve the Muggle affairs themselves, this is what you used to say, have you forgotten?"

"I haven't forgotten." Ma Linglong said, "But it's Stark, he's mine, boyfriend."

"Ouch...he is the worst..." Mike made a sad voice from his throat, "Why don't you call the police, if you have got evidence that this matter is indeed related to the Wayne Group, let the police deal with it better?"

"I just thought you were kidding me." Ma Linglong said, "That's Gotham City."

Ma Linglong slowed down her tone, "I won't be discovered by the Congress, and it's not the first time I've violated the rules of the magic world. I have a lot of experience. If you are afraid that I will reveal the secret, I can swear that after using it, I just put an Oblivion Charm on myself so I can forget about it completely."

"You're hopeless!" Mike yelled loudly and jumped up from the bed, "You actually treat yourself...Damn it, you should think about how to strengthen Occlumency!"

"Why are you so excited?" Ma Linglong looked unusually calm compared to Mike's yelling.

"Because I don't want to see you turn into a dumb, stupid look!" Mike continued to growl, "You know the consequences of the Oblivion Curse better than I do!"

"Can't you tell that it was just a joke?" Ma Linglong heard "Fuck", it was obvious that Mike was not facing the receiver, but he said it very loudly.

"You are simply a 'Slytherin' alien." Mike finally compromised, "Slytherin's gang of arrogant guys never break the rules."

"This shows that you don't know Slytherin, Thunderbird boy." Ma Linglong once loved her house, and she was also proud of being a Slytherin, until some unpleasant things happened, "Okay, Give me a spell."【Note】

"Remember, Bruce Wayne must not be aware of any signs. If he tells the second person that he saw something strange, Congress will come to the door immediately." Mike reminded her, "You have to let the nearby surveillance cameras It is not working, and you have to look for bugs, this is a very dangerous behavior, you can’t leave any clues that may become criminal evidence, not even a little bit of residue.”

Ma Linglong thought for a while, and said, "Then, why did you invent it? People in Congress, why didn't they find you?"

"Don't turn your mind so fast, okay? Genius witch, you'd better cast an oblivion curse on yourself. I look forward to seeing you suffering from Alzheimer's in advance. It must be very funny." Mike said angrily, "Okay Yes, 50, transfer the money quickly, don’t inquire about other secrets, I will cast spells on you as soon as I receive the money, if you are caught, I will say that you used Veritaserum on me.”

"What a friend." Ma Linglong said teasingly, "Thank you." She said sincerely.

Gotham City. Wayne Manor——

Mike was wearing cotton striped pajamas, slippers on his feet, and his slightly curly dark brown hair was a little messy.He's almost falling asleep on Bruce's guest sofa.Mike was sleeping a few minutes ago, but he was woken up by Ma Linglong's phone call, and he couldn't fall back asleep after that.

The moment he hung up Ma Linglong's phone, he used Apparition to go directly to Wayne Manor. He went to the Batcave first, but the master hadn't come back yet.So he came to the reception hall again and planned to ask Alfred for a drink, but the old butler was not in the living room either. After all, it was four o'clock in the morning, the time for normal people to sleep.

So he skillfully walked into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and took out his favorite bottle of tequila.

Soon, when Mike was about to dig out some other supper in the refrigerator, Alfred quietly approached him and put a hunting gun against his waist. Alfred thought he was a The trespasser with malicious intentions, Mike made a little noise to avoid being shot through the rectum.

"I seem to have said, please don't show up at my house suddenly. It's not difficult to make a private phone call." Bruce went on a night tour, just changed his bat suit, and got a notification from Alfred before he even had time to take a shower. Said that there were guests coming, uninvited, "And, drink with a cup." Bruce's "bat" breath has not faded, and the majesty that belongs to Batman stays on his handsome face.

"You know the situation is urgent just because I'm dressed like this." Mike said to him, "You haven't participated in any kidnapping incidents, have you? I mean, kidnapping your opponent Tony Stark as Batman, including Did he use a prank like kidnapping?"

Bruce snatched the bottle from him and replied angrily, "What are you trying to tell me, wizard?"

"I want to say, you're out of luck, superhero, you're being targeted."

The author has something to say: [Whipping Willow]: There is an ancient tree in the HP world, and there is a wooden house under the tree vines. When Lupine became a werewolf, the group of four accompanied him through the werewolf period here.